Svakom Hannes Neo Review

Alessandro Michele
by Alessandro MicheleUpdated:
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Overall Rating

4.5/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Alessandro Michele

User Ratings:

4.4/5

Based on 87 user reviews

95/100
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Rating: Svakom Hannes Neo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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Rating: Svakom Hannes Neo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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Rating: Svakom Hannes Neo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

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My Verdict

The Svakom Hannes Neo is the ideal masturbator for long distance couples and solo men that want to make the most out of the massive library of interactive videos online. It's easy to setup, simple to clean, and fun to keep on using. This little machine has resulted in countless orgasms before using up the charge level that it originally shipped with out of the factory. I highly recommend it for anybody under 7 inches but might hold off for another alternative if you're a little more gifted.

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About The Svakom Hannes Neo

An 11 inch plastic cylinder made out of blue plastic isn't the most inconspicuous sex toy to exist but it's definitely one of the most entertaining items you can purchase. The built in heater and throbbing mechanism will test the stamina of nearly anybody that decides to enter the tight TPE sleeve that the Svakom Hannes Neo includes in the box. You can use this smart throbbing masturbator on its own with the 5 built in pulsing/throbbing modes, intensity control, and heater. Alternatively, you can connect it to the FeelConnect3 app to sync the throbbing motions with some of your favorite pornstars or you can use the Svakom app to let your partner control the action for up to an hour before needing to charge the device again.

The vibrations of the Svakom Hannes Neo are quiet, extremely powerful, and somewhat rumbly

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Rating: Svakom Hannes Neo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Svakom Hannes Neo felt to the reviewer.

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Rating: Svakom Hannes Neo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Svakom Hannes Neo felt to the reviewer.

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What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Intense throbbing modes
  • Large library of interactive videos
  • Fun remote control use for your partner
  • Most modes are quiet

Cons

  • Size might be harder to store
  • TPE sleeve instead of silicone
  • Power button might accidentally turn on

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Svakom Hannes Neo

My Favorite Smart Masturbator

The Svakom Hannes Neo arrived with a 77 percent charge and was pretty much ready to use out of the box although I’d still rinse the sleeve before first use. The Svakom engineering team did their best to design a high-quality, easy-to-use, entertaining product. This surprisingly quiet, heated, throbbing, masturbator makes it fun to cum while watching my favorite porn stars with compatible interactive videos using the Feel Connect 3 iOS and Android app.

Remote Control Fun

Installing the Svakom iOS and Android app allows anybody to control the device remotely. I’m a big fan of frequenting lewd subreddits and it was easy enough to find a sexy stranger who had an amazing time controlling the Svakom Hannes Neo from the other side of the United States. I seriously highly recommend you pick up this amazing toy.

Fits Like A Glove

The included white sleeve is a snug fit for anybody with an average girth and sufficient to climax alone thanks to its textured interior; however, the pulsing throbbing mechanism takes the entire experience to a heightened level of fun. Setting the Hannes Neo to its maximum intensity rapidly pulses the throbbing motions along your shaft forcing the ribbed interior to work its magic around your member’s tip. The video attached to this review includes an internal shot of the mechanism in action, add some lubricant into the mix and you’ll be guaranteed to enjoy sliding into the Hannes Neo.

Design

Svakom Hannes Neo Design

Everything about the Svakom Hannes Neo feels like a premium product. The box it comes in fits alongside other luxury technology products from the likes of Apple and similar high end brands. The materials of the device itself are premium as well and never felt like a low quality plastic mold. The user interface of the two software apps are straightforward enough to easily connect and jump into some solo play, interactive videos, or remote play with your partner. Overall, the Svakom team did their best in producing a very high quality product. The only slightest design oversight I came across was the open access power button which runs the risk of being pressed while traveling with the device in a bag which is why I can't give it a perfect 100 score. It'd be a seriously awkward situation having to pull out this fun toy in the middle of an airport although it's overall a great device.

Ease of Use

Svakom Hannes Neo Ease of Use

The box includes a quickstart guide to use the Hannes Neo offline without an internet connection that's simple enough to follow. Pressing and holding the signature "S" Svakom logo for 2 seconds turns on the device and single pressing it afterward cycles through 5 different throbbing modes of varying intensities. Long pressing the button with a thermometer icon activates the heating function which the manual suggests takes up to 10 minutes to reach adequate warmth levels. Absolutely make sure to turn off the function after or near that 10 minute mark to prevent long term damage to the device.

Quality

Svakom Hannes Neo Quality

The Hannes Neo is without a doubt a high-quality product. Nothing about it felt cheap or unreliable during my use with various parts of its feature set. It's surprisingly quiet given how intense some of the modes can become although I'd still recommend you close the door to your room if you value your privacy. The removable sleeve itself is made out of TPE which requires rinsing with soap, water, and drying after use to keep the toy sanitary. Making or selling alternative silicone sleeves would immediately bump the quality rating up to a perfect 100.

Price

Svakom Hannes Neo Price

Yes this interactive, heated, throbbing smart masturbator is absolutely worth it for the price. I haven't been disappointed in the slightest as of yet. You get a premium masturbator that feels intense, is super easy to clean, and connects with some of your favorite porn available on the internet. This product is a kinky sex geek's dream come true and I fully vouch the purchase. You can alternatively pay for access to Xconnect interactive content or simply scan the QR code of any compatible video for free. I've browsed thousands of porn videos without ever realizing that the description section of Pornhub videos and other platforms included a section to connect interactive toys like the Svakom Hannes Neo.

Performance

Svakom Hannes Neo Performance

In short solo use was super intense at times, partner remote control access was fun and equally as intense at the highest settings for prolonged use, and the interactive content was an amazing novelty. The throbbing movements feel particularly intense on the glans and lower shaft although I did find my tip pushing against the back of the toy consistently (I'm 7 inches for reference). I've seen other reviews suggesting that the ideal length might be closer to the 6-5 inch range and I might agree although I still have tons of fun every time I turn it on. The heating mode will get the sleeve noticeable warm but not hot to the touch. The hour long battery life is surprisingly great for solo use having lasted multiple 20 minute sessions while still having enough left for my partner to control the device remotely before needing to charge for 4 hours.

Packaging

Svakom Hannes Neo Packaging

The Svakom Hannes Neo comes in white box covered in a quality paper card stock — premium, sturdy, and luxurious. The entire box carries some heft and the black foam that keeps the device in place is not your typical foam either. You can tell the design team over at Svakom applied the same premium design philosophy of the device to the packaging itself. Keep in mind though that the main box itself is nondescript and only features the Svakom name; however, the outer paper sleeve very clearly features images the device front and center so you might want to reconsider your storing options if privacy is your concern. The packaging experience was altogether a pleasant experience due to the quality materials, included charger, short manual, and storage of the device.

Materials and care

Svakom Hannes Neo Materials and care

The removable sleeve is made out of your standard porous TPE material. That means that you must use some soap and water to maintain ideally before and after use. This simple maintain prevents the accumulation of bacteria keeping your Johnson nice and clean. I would still love to see Svakom sell silicone sleeves with different internal molds or even collaborations similar to Fleshlight or any of the many online sleeves available.

Special feature

Svakom Hannes Neo Special feature

The special features that make the Hannes Neo stand out are its heating function and ability to connect with interactive content. The throbbing motions aren’t exactly 1 to 1 recreations of life-like sex but they absolutely get the job done when combined with the heating function that warms up the sleeve. Installing the Feel Connect 3 app allows you to pair the masturbator with a curated list of free and premium FeelXVideos content. Alternatively, you can browse some of your favorite webcams or videos such as those from the interactive category of Pornhub, and sync your Hannes Neo with the action on screen. You can view the full list of compatible interactive sites by clicking here. Overall, I enjoyed Svakom’s approach to designing a product explicitly centered around interactive content.

Specifications and features

Thrust Modes5 
Length11.3 inches
Insertable length5.5 inches
Width3.4 inches
Diameter (internal)2.1 inches
TextureRibbed 
MaterialsTPE, ABS Plastic 
WaterproofNo 
Battery Life60 minutes
RechargeableYes 
Charging Time240 minutes
Remote ControlsNo 
App ControlsYes, via Svakom App 
Travel LockNo 
Storage Bag IncludedComes with clear protective sleeve cap 
Colors AvailableNavy 

Comparing Svakom Hannes Neo with alternatives

Compare Svakom Hannes NeoSvakom Hannes Neo
Overall score4.5 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating4.4 / 5.0
from 87 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 26 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 178 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 405 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 175 users
3.5 / 5.0
from 41 users
PriceModerate Cheap Premium Cheap Moderate Moderate
Design95 / 100 90 / 100 100 / 100 75 / 100 75 / 100 85 / 100
Ease of use95 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100
Quality95 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 25 / 100 95 / 100 80 / 100
Sound40 / 100 -80 / 100 --80 / 100
Power100 / 100 -100 / 100 --80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblyvery rumbly -very rumbly --somewhat rumbly
Thrust Modes5 ---4 lenghts, 8 speeds 7
Length11.3 inches6.5 inches4.7 inches6 inchesmax. stroke length: 2.8 inches13 inches
Insertable length5.5 inches5 inches-6 inches--
Width3.4 inches3-4 inches2.63 inches3 inches8.66 inches3.7 inches
Diameter (internal)2.1 inches0.5 inches-1-0.75 inches-1.6 inches
TextureRibbed Dots and Bumps -Ribbed Interior --
MaterialsTPE, ABS Plastic TPE Silicone, ABS Plastic TPE Keon: ABS, PC, Silicone; Feel Stroker: ABS, PC, TPE TPE, ABS+PC, Metals
WaterproofNo Yes Yes Yes No Sleeve: Yes; Device: No
Battery Life60 minutes-60 minutes-(up to) 60 minutes1.5 minutes
RechargeableYes -Yes -Yes: via USB cable Yes
Charging Time240 minutes-180 minutes-(up to) 240 minutes2 minutes
Remote ControlsNo -Yes, Watch-Style Wireless Remote Control -Yes: buttons and app controlled App Controls
App ControlsYes, via Svakom App -No ---
Travel LockNo -No --Yes
Storage Bag IncludedComes with clear protective sleeve cap No Yes No -No
Colors AvailableNavy Light Skin Tone Black Clear -Dark Blue
Flexibility-Very Stretchy ----
Openings-1 Anal Orifice -2 Neutral Orifices --
Vibration speeds--4 ---
Vibration patterns--6 ---
Weight----2.42 lbs-
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Alessandro Michele
Alessandro Michele

Sometimes outside but mostly behind a screen. I tend to spend my free time listening to techno while procrastinating completing yet another side project. My personal library is full of dense scientific literature, historical nonfiction, and the occasional short story anthology. Most importantly though, I care about helping young couples be more intimate and vulnerable with one another for a more fulfilling relationship.

Age: 26
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Sex toy experience: Intermidiate
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