Svakom Hannes Neo Review
My Verdict
The Svakom Hannes Neo is the ideal masturbator for long distance couples and solo men that want to make the most out of the massive library of interactive videos online. It's easy to setup, simple to clean, and fun to keep on using. This little machine has resulted in countless orgasms before using up the charge level that it originally shipped with out of the factory. I highly recommend it for anybody under 7 inches but might hold off for another alternative if you're a little more gifted.
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Svakom Hannes Neo
An 11 inch plastic cylinder made out of blue plastic isn't the most inconspicuous sex toy to exist but it's definitely one of the most entertaining items you can purchase. The built in heater and throbbing mechanism will test the stamina of nearly anybody that decides to enter the tight TPE sleeve that the Svakom Hannes Neo includes in the box. You can use this smart throbbing masturbator on its own with the 5 built in pulsing/throbbing modes, intensity control, and heater. Alternatively, you can connect it to the FeelConnect3 app to sync the throbbing motions with some of your favorite pornstars or you can use the Svakom app to let your partner control the action for up to an hour before needing to charge the device again.
The vibrations of the Svakom Hannes Neo are quiet, extremely powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Pros
- ✅Intense throbbing modes
- ✅Large library of interactive videos
- ✅Fun remote control use for your partner
- ✅Most modes are quiet
Cons
- ❌Size might be harder to store
- ❌TPE sleeve instead of silicone
- ❌Power button might accidentally turn on
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Personal Experience
My Favorite Smart Masturbator
The Svakom Hannes Neo arrived with a 77 percent charge and was pretty much ready to use out of the box although I’d still rinse the sleeve before first use. The Svakom engineering team did their best to design a high-quality, easy-to-use, entertaining product. This surprisingly quiet, heated, throbbing, masturbator makes it fun to cum while watching my favorite porn stars with compatible interactive videos using the Feel Connect 3 iOS and Android app.Remote Control Fun
Installing the Svakom iOS and Android app allows anybody to control the device remotely. I’m a big fan of frequenting lewd subreddits and it was easy enough to find a sexy stranger who had an amazing time controlling the Svakom Hannes Neo from the other side of the United States. I seriously highly recommend you pick up this amazing toy.Fits Like A Glove
The included white sleeve is a snug fit for anybody with an average girth and sufficient to climax alone thanks to its textured interior; however, the pulsing throbbing mechanism takes the entire experience to a heightened level of fun. Setting the Hannes Neo to its maximum intensity rapidly pulses the throbbing motions along your shaft forcing the ribbed interior to work its magic around your member’s tip. The video attached to this review includes an internal shot of the mechanism in action, add some lubricant into the mix and you’ll be guaranteed to enjoy sliding into the Hannes Neo.Design
Everything about the Svakom Hannes Neo feels like a premium product. The box it comes in fits alongside other luxury technology products from the likes of Apple and similar high end brands. The materials of the device itself are premium as well and never felt like a low quality plastic mold. The user interface of the two software apps are straightforward enough to easily connect and jump into some solo play, interactive videos, or remote play with your partner. Overall, the Svakom team did their best in producing a very high quality product. The only slightest design oversight I came across was the open access power button which runs the risk of being pressed while traveling with the device in a bag which is why I can't give it a perfect 100 score. It'd be a seriously awkward situation having to pull out this fun toy in the middle of an airport although it's overall a great device.
Ease of Use
The box includes a quickstart guide to use the Hannes Neo offline without an internet connection that's simple enough to follow. Pressing and holding the signature "S" Svakom logo for 2 seconds turns on the device and single pressing it afterward cycles through 5 different throbbing modes of varying intensities. Long pressing the button with a thermometer icon activates the heating function which the manual suggests takes up to 10 minutes to reach adequate warmth levels. Absolutely make sure to turn off the function after or near that 10 minute mark to prevent long term damage to the device.
Quality
The Hannes Neo is without a doubt a high-quality product. Nothing about it felt cheap or unreliable during my use with various parts of its feature set. It's surprisingly quiet given how intense some of the modes can become although I'd still recommend you close the door to your room if you value your privacy. The removable sleeve itself is made out of TPE which requires rinsing with soap, water, and drying after use to keep the toy sanitary. Making or selling alternative silicone sleeves would immediately bump the quality rating up to a perfect 100.
Price
Yes this interactive, heated, throbbing smart masturbator is absolutely worth it for the price. I haven't been disappointed in the slightest as of yet. You get a premium masturbator that feels intense, is super easy to clean, and connects with some of your favorite porn available on the internet. This product is a kinky sex geek's dream come true and I fully vouch the purchase. You can alternatively pay for access to Xconnect interactive content or simply scan the QR code of any compatible video for free. I've browsed thousands of porn videos without ever realizing that the description section of Pornhub videos and other platforms included a section to connect interactive toys like the Svakom Hannes Neo.
Performance
In short solo use was super intense at times, partner remote control access was fun and equally as intense at the highest settings for prolonged use, and the interactive content was an amazing novelty. The throbbing movements feel particularly intense on the glans and lower shaft although I did find my tip pushing against the back of the toy consistently (I'm 7 inches for reference). I've seen other reviews suggesting that the ideal length might be closer to the 6-5 inch range and I might agree although I still have tons of fun every time I turn it on. The heating mode will get the sleeve noticeable warm but not hot to the touch. The hour long battery life is surprisingly great for solo use having lasted multiple 20 minute sessions while still having enough left for my partner to control the device remotely before needing to charge for 4 hours.
Packaging
The Svakom Hannes Neo comes in white box covered in a quality paper card stock — premium, sturdy, and luxurious. The entire box carries some heft and the black foam that keeps the device in place is not your typical foam either. You can tell the design team over at Svakom applied the same premium design philosophy of the device to the packaging itself. Keep in mind though that the main box itself is nondescript and only features the Svakom name; however, the outer paper sleeve very clearly features images the device front and center so you might want to reconsider your storing options if privacy is your concern. The packaging experience was altogether a pleasant experience due to the quality materials, included charger, short manual, and storage of the device.
Materials and care
The removable sleeve is made out of your standard porous TPE material. That means that you must use some soap and water to maintain ideally before and after use. This simple maintain prevents the accumulation of bacteria keeping your Johnson nice and clean. I would still love to see Svakom sell silicone sleeves with different internal molds or even collaborations similar to Fleshlight or any of the many online sleeves available.
Special feature
The special features that make the Hannes Neo stand out are its heating function and ability to connect with interactive content. The throbbing motions aren’t exactly 1 to 1 recreations of life-like sex but they absolutely get the job done when combined with the heating function that warms up the sleeve. Installing the Feel Connect 3 app allows you to pair the masturbator with a curated list of free and premium FeelXVideos content. Alternatively, you can browse some of your favorite webcams or videos such as those from the interactive category of Pornhub, and sync your Hannes Neo with the action on screen. You can view the full list of compatible interactive sites by clicking here. Overall, I enjoyed Svakom’s approach to designing a product explicitly centered around interactive content.
Specifications and features
Thrust Modes | 5 |
Length | 11.3 inches |
Insertable length | 5.5 inches |
Width | 3.4 inches |
Diameter (internal) | 2.1 inches |
Texture | Ribbed |
Materials | TPE, ABS Plastic |
Waterproof | No |
Battery Life | 60 minutes |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Charging Time | 240 minutes |
Remote Controls | No |
App Controls | Yes, via Svakom App |
Travel Lock | No |
Storage Bag Included | Comes with clear protective sleeve cap |
Colors Available | Navy |
Comparing Svakom Hannes Neo with alternatives
Svakom Hannes Neo | ||||||
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Overall score | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.4 / 5.0 from 87 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 26 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 178 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 405 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 175 users | 3.5 / 5.0 from 41 users |
Price | Moderate | Cheap | Premium | Cheap | Moderate | Moderate |
Design | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Quality | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 25 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Sound | 40 / 100 | - | 80 / 100 | - | - | 80 / 100 |
Power | 100 / 100 | - | 100 / 100 | - | - | 80 / 100 |
Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | - | very rumbly | - | - | somewhat rumbly |
Thrust Modes | 5 | - | - | - | 4 lenghts, 8 speeds | 7 |
Length | 11.3 inches | 6.5 inches | 4.7 inches | 6 inches | max. stroke length: 2.8 inches | 13 inches |
Insertable length | 5.5 inches | 5 inches | - | 6 inches | - | - |
Width | 3.4 inches | 3-4 inches | 2.63 inches | 3 inches | 8.66 inches | 3.7 inches |
Diameter (internal) | 2.1 inches | 0.5 inches | - | 1-0.75 inches | - | 1.6 inches |
Texture | Ribbed | Dots and Bumps | - | Ribbed Interior | - | - |
Materials | TPE, ABS Plastic | TPE | Silicone, ABS Plastic | TPE | Keon: ABS, PC, Silicone; Feel Stroker: ABS, PC, TPE | TPE, ABS+PC, Metals |
Waterproof | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | Sleeve: Yes; Device: No |
Battery Life | 60 minutes | - | 60 minutes | - | (up to) 60 minutes | 1.5 minutes |
Rechargeable | Yes | - | Yes | - | Yes: via USB cable | Yes |
Charging Time | 240 minutes | - | 180 minutes | - | (up to) 240 minutes | 2 minutes |
Remote Controls | No | - | Yes, Watch-Style Wireless Remote Control | - | Yes: buttons and app controlled | App Controls |
App Controls | Yes, via Svakom App | - | No | - | - | - |
Travel Lock | No | - | No | - | - | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | Comes with clear protective sleeve cap | No | Yes | No | - | No |
Colors Available | Navy | Light Skin Tone | Black | Clear | - | Dark Blue |
Flexibility | - | Very Stretchy | - | - | - | - |
Openings | - | 1 Anal Orifice | - | 2 Neutral Orifices | - | - |
Vibration speeds | - | - | 4 | - | - | - |
Vibration patterns | - | - | 6 | - | - | - |
Weight | - | - | - | - | 2.42 lbs | - |
Reviewed by:
Alessandro Michele