CREAMY Cum-Style Lube Review
Overall Rating
4.7/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.6/5
User Ratings:
4.8/5
Based on 10 user reviews
Rating: CREAMY Cum-Style Lube was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
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Rating: CREAMY Cum-Style Lube was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
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Rating: CREAMY Cum-Style Lube was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
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Affordable
Rating: CREAMY Cum-Style Lube was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
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My Verdict
I'm really impressed with the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube! It looks and feels incredibly lifelike and works wonderfully as a long-lasting and slightly cushioning lube. It's an amazing way to fulfill any cum-fetish fantasies or play around with your squirting dildo. For such a long-lasting lube, I was also expecting it be prone to staining or a bit tiresome to wash off afterwards. But it's surprisingly easy to wash off with warm soap and water. The milky lube didn't even stain the sheets after! It does contain glycerin so I would avoid using it internally if I had regular issues with vaginal infections. But besides that one con, I really like the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube!
Buy, if you...
- are looking for a lube to fulfill some cum-fetish fantasies
- need a fake cum lube that doesn't have a taste or smell
- want a lube that's compatible with all types of sex toys and condoms
- need a good quality, long-lasting lube for both anal and vaginal sex
Don't buy, if you...
- have a sensitive vulva or vagina that's prone to infections or imbalances
- prefer a slightly thinner cum-like consistency
About The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube
The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube is a super thick and creamy hybrid lube that's designed to look and feel like sperm. While it's mostly water-based, it's infused with silicone, making it a hybrid lube. It's definitely still safe to use with all kinds of sex toys and condoms in spite of this. It's perfect for using with a squirting dildo, for cream pie scenarios, or for filming cum-heavy content or home videos. While it looks a lot like real sperm, this lube doesn't have any taste or smell. As a lube it takes a really long time to dry out and the thickness offers a lot of cushioning (so it's perfect for anal sex).
Pros
- ✅Looks and feels incredibly lifelike
- ✅Has no taste or scent
- ✅Compatible with all sex toys and condoms
- ✅Thick consistency is great for anal play
Cons
- ❌Contains glycerin
- ❌Marketed as water-based but is infused with silicone
Table of contents (12)
The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube: Test Result
This table shows the results of the tests I carried out on this lube. If you want a more detailed description of the tests then continue reading.
| Type of Test | Results |
| Did I like the design? | Yes |
| How easily does it wash off the skin? | Very easy to wash off |
| Lid functionality/bottle functionality | Easy to use |
| pH level | 6 – acidic (good) |
| FDA approved | No (made in France under pharmaceutical control) |
| How expensive is it? | Moderate price |
| Longevity test | Long |
| Viscosity | Slow to average speed pour |
| Thickness | Very thick |
| Smell | No smell |
| Taste | No taste |
| Warming Intensity | No warming feature |
| How tacky is it? | High tackiness |
| Condoms | All types |
| Sex toys | All materials |
| Did it stain the sheets? | No |
Design
The tube for the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube definitely looks more like a tube of acrylic paint rather than silky, creamy lube. That said, I applaud the simplicity and I'm honestly just relieved that there isn't more tacky or explicit imagery on there! It does kind of look like it's on the cheaper side, but I personally think the quality of the contents make up for the design of the tube. I do wish that the tube stated what kind of lube it is, so I wouldn't have to go looking for that information on the fine print on the back of the tube or even online.
Ease of Use
The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube washes off very easily with warm water and soap. For a lube this thick and milky, I was half expecting to stand by the sink for minutes trying to rub it off. Thankfully, this is not the case with the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube. It's such a breeze to clean up after. The hybrid formula only contains a small amount of silicone so it's 100% compatible with all kinds of sex toys and condoms. It is super sticky and tacky in the best ways possible for a fake cum lube. It stays "malleable" and remains sticky without drying out for a really long time. So, during playtime, you don't have to keep reapplying to maintain the same look and feel of "fresh" cum.
Quality
I actually really like the quality of the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube! I'm surprised how well they've recreated the consistency and the look of real sperm. As far as the ingredients go, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone who is easily susceptible to vaginal infections or imbalances since it contains glycerin, a sugar that may promote bacterial growth. Even though I couldn't determine whether or not it is FDA approved, I can confirm that this lube was made under pharmaceutical control.
Price
For a tube with a volume of 250 ml (8.8 fl oz), I actually think it's pretty affordable. You're getting a lot of splash for your cash with a tube like this and compared to other cum-style lubes out there, I actually think the price is pretty reasonable. Had it been a regular water-based lube, I think it's on the pricier side, but because it looks and feels very true to life, it's worth the price.
Performance
The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube has an impressive viscosity! It keeps that sticky and tacky quality for a very long time so you can continue to play around with the same amount of lube for a while before needing to reapply. I did play around with it in quite large quantities, which is what I imagine most people would do when using a fake cum lube. Okay not LARGE amounts, but a bigger amount of lube than I would usually use during sex. Still, the sheer amount definitely plays a part in the longevity of the lubrication. Overall, I was pretty impressed with how much it looked like real cum, how much it felt like real cum on the skin, and how easy the clean-up was afterwards!
Compatibility
The CREAMY Cum-Style Lube comes in an easy-to-use squeeze tube with a hard plastic cap that flips up. Both the cap and the tube are easy to operate (even for someone with limited hand or finger strength) even if you're all lubed up. Of course, when you're close to finishing the bottle, it may be difficult to get those last bits out, but that is the case with most tubes like this. It also arrived with a plastic hygiene seal around the tip, which is always a plus in my book.
Stain Test
While the thickness and milky quality of this lube did have me worried about stained sheets, it came out so easily during a regular wash cycle and left no stains - even on dark sheets! The lube didn't seem to 'bleed out' into the fabric either, indicating that the moisture doesn't easily separate from the other elements of the lube. This is also apparent in how it almost never dries out and has the ability to retain its own moisture!
Specifications and features
| Ingredients | Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Cyclopentasiloxane, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Acrylate / sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Sodium Polyacrylate, Allantoin, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate, Ethylhexylglycerine, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shae) Butter Extract, Polysorbate 80, Stearamine Oxide, Octyldodecanol, Decyl Oleate, Ceteareth-30, Sodium Hyaluraunate,Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Extract, Zea Mays Oil, Hypericum Perforatum Oil, Carbomer, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Laureth-7 |
| Volume | 8.8 fl. oz |
| Condom safe | Latex condoms |
| Materials | Plastic tube |
Comparing CREAMY Cum-Style Lube with alternatives
| CREAMY Cum-Style Lube | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.8 / 5.0 from 10 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 66 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 18 users |
| Price | Affordable | Cheap | Cheap | Pricey |
| Design | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
| Quality | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - |
| Ingredients | Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Cyclopentasiloxane, Glycerin, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Acrylate / sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Isohexadecane, Sodium Polyacrylate, Allantoin, Dimethicone, Glyceryl Stearate, Ethylhexylglycerine, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shae) Butter Extract, Polysorbate 80, Stearamine Oxide, Octyldodecanol, Decyl Oleate, Ceteareth-30, Sodium Hyaluraunate,Aloe Barbadensis (Aloe Vera) Extract, Zea Mays Oil, Hypericum Perforatum Oil, Carbomer, Polyacrylamide, C13-14 Isoparaffin, Laureth-7 | Highly Purified Water, Propylene Glycol, Isopropyl, Palmitate, Dimethicone (2% Silicone), Cellulose Polymer, Polysorbate 60, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate NSE, B.N.P.D, Di Sodium EDTA, Phenoxyethanol, Methyl Paraben, Butyl Paraben, Ethyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben, BHT. | Water, Glycerin, Propylene Glycol, Sorbitan Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 60, Hydrolyzed Silk, Sodium Hyaluronate, Cyclopentasiloxane, Carbomer, Dimethicone, EDTA, Hydroxyethylcellulose, PEG-45M, Tetrahydroxypropyl Ethylenediamine, Methylparaben, Sodium Benzoate | Purified Water, Plant Cellulose, Isopropyl Palmitate, Polysorbate 20, Dimethicone, Emollient Ester, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid |
| Volume | 8.8 fl. oz | 250ml/8.45 fl.oz fl. oz | 100ml / 3.4 fl.oz fl. oz | 4.2 oz / 125ml fl. oz |
| Condom safe | Latex condoms | Safe for all condom types | Yes - all types | Latex condoms |
| Materials | Plastic tube | Plastic bottle and lid | Plastic bottle and lid | Plastic bottle |
| Waterproof | - | - | Not for long | Short time only |
Reviewed by:
Cassie Mørch