4 Best Fake Cum Lubes

Why I Chose It

The Liquid Silk Lube was crowned the Test Winner of this review because it scores top points for realism, consistency, and versatility. For a very humble price, you get a water-based lube that is surprisingly long-lasting:

“I really really loved using this lube, and for someone who never buys ‘cum coloured’ lube, I would purchase this product again. This is truly one of the first water-based lubes I have used that hasn’t dried out in minutes.”

Even though it’s so long-lasting, it’s still a water-based lube and which means that “when washing it off the skin, it is very quick and easy and doesn’t leave a lasting, greasy feeling on the skin.” One of more common drawbacks of long-lasting lubes is that they can be difficult to fully wash and feel like they linger on the skin. Luckily, the Liquid Silk Lube washes right off.

Our tester, Katie, wasn’t a big fan of the packaging. Although, I personally like the simplistic aesthetic. Even though it’s not supposed to have a scent or specific flavor, she also noted that it smelled a bit like baby wipes and had a fain sweet but chemical-y taste to it. Take this into consideration if you’re planning on using it any kind of oral play.

Why I Chose It

The Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant was selected as the Runner-Up because it has that milky, realistic look but is 100% water-based ands slightly more affordable. This fake cum lube works well for those who are just experimenting with fake cum play and want something that’s easy to handle and washes off sheets and skin like a breeze.

Katie, who tested out this lube, found that it looked a bit too white and too solid when it first came out of the pump:

“When I first put it on my skin, it sat on the surface and felt and looked very thick. However, once I started to rub it in, it became very watery and smooth”

This is great if you’re looking to recreate any visual cum-fetish fantasies and want the look of that thick, creamy cum at first. Then, once you’re done admiring your work, it can easily be rubbed into the skin or washed off without having to deal with any sticky residue.

“Unfortunately a typical trait of water-based lube is that it can dry out very qiucikly, and in this lube’s case, that is apparent. But it doesn’t become tacky, so with a top up of lube, I stayed pretty wet during sex.”

All in all, it’s a very basic lube that covers all the bases and has a very beginner-friendly consistency. Ideally, it wouldn’t contain glycerin, but that’s mostly an issue if you find that certain lube ingredients easily create an imbalance in your vagina or vulva.

Why I Chose It

The Sliquid Silk is the best fake cum lube for those on a budget. Luckily, this hybrid lube won’t force you to compromise on longevity either, since the silicone helps maintain a long-lasting glide.

While it does look milky and has a medium thickness, I wouldn’t say it’s the most realistic recreation of real cum. Perhaps it’s a good item to start with if you’re just now experimenting with living out some cum-related fantasies. The more runny consistency also makes it ideal to use with a squirting dildo.

I definitely prefer a click-close lid rather than a screw lid since it’s easier to use in the moment. However, the hard plastic bottle can be difficult to squeeze, especially if you have limited hand strength or you’re completely lubed up already. As far as the bottle design goes, it’s a bit too gendered for my personal liking, but that’s just me being picky. Although, our tester, Katie, had more to say about this:

“This lube is aimed towards vulva owners, as it contains ingredients that are neutral and less likely to cause vaginal infections. Sliquid Silk also contains no parabens or glycerol, furthering how good it is for vulva owners – I love when there is a low chance of getting an infection!”

For someone who doesn’t typically like silicone lubes, Katie thought this hybrid lube was great! “It felt soft and smooth on the skin, as well as long lasting and conditioning.”. All in all, you’re getting a lot of value for money.

Why I Chose It

I had the pleasure of testing out the CREAMY Cum-Style Lube myself. I was initially a bit thrown off by the not-so-sexy, paint-tube-looking bottle it came in. Although, in the big picture, I’ve learned to appreciate more minimalistic lube packaging, since some fake cum lube bottles can have really explicit and tacky designs.

In the name of trying not to judge a book by its cover, I tried to keep an open mind when it came to using the lube. When I first poured it onto my hands, the creamy, milky color made me gasp a bit. That combined with the thick and sticky consistency made it look so incredibly realistic. This is definitely the kind of fake cum lube you should use if you’re planning on filming any cum-related content, or just recreating very visual cum-fetish fantasies with a loved one (or just for yourself for that matter)!

The thickness and longevity of the formula also makes it a favorite of mine for partnered penetrative sex. It really doesn’t dry up very quickly and barely requires any reapplication. The thickness also provides a bit of extra cushioning so it’s a great option for anal play!

The only few drawbacks about this particular lube is that it contains glycerin. I personally don’t have any issues using it, but if you’re prone to bacterial infections in your vulva or vagina, it may not be a good option. It’s also marketed as a water-based lube but it does contain small amounts of silicone. While the amounts are so small that they don’t affect the compatibility with condoms or sex toys, it’s still nice to make users aware.