Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Review

Kasia Halinowska
by Kasia HalinowskaUpdated:
4.3/5

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Overall Rating

4.3/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Kasia Halinowska

User Ratings:

4.6/5

Based on 77 user reviews

80/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

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100/100
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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

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85/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Affordable

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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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BeginnerBeginner

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My Verdict

I think the Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine. are decent metal handcuffs for those new to bondage, roleplaying, or those who want to experiment with something new. I wouldn’t recommend them to experienced kinksters who expect something heavy-duty and extreme. But overall, the quality of the product is great, the handcuffs are easy to adjust, and the lock works like it’s supposed to, so if you are looking for simple handcuffs in a cute satin storage bag that will last you for a long time, these are great.

Buy, if you...

  1. are into roleplaying
  2. want to experiment with more rigid restraints
  3. want affordable and beginner-friendly metal handcuffs

Don't buy, if you...

  1. are a seasoned kinkster
  2. want a very realistic set of metal handcuffs
  3. are expecting a luxurious
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About The Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs

The Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine. are lockable steel cuffs connected by a chain. They feature a secure locking mechanism that ensures they stay in place, while a quick-release lever provides added safety. These handcuffs are suitable for both beginners and kinky users looking to enhance their bedroom adventures. And they are great for roleplaying!

Pros

  • Good quality
  • Comes with 2 keys
  • Storage bad included
  • Pretty branding engraved
  • Lightweight and easy to use

Cons

  • Feels like a novelty product
  • Cheap packaging

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs

I wanted to try metal handcuffs for quite some time because I just got a bit bored of using padded restraints. I like how easy and comfortable the fabric ones are, but I wanted to experiment with something heavy, sturdy, and not as easy to open. And the Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine. partially fulfilled my cravings.

The Good and the Bad

These metal handcuffs are very simple to use; they are lightweight, easy to adjust, and the lock works smoothly. I really like the shiny silver look with the Fifty Shades of Grey branding engraved. I think it’s a big plus that there is a nice, satiny storage bag included in the box. However, I wouldn’t say that using these cuffs felt particularly exciting or adventurous. If I am being honest, I was expecting a bit more from the Fifty Shades of Grey series. I am not saying it’s a bad product; it just feels like a novelty sex shop item, and I craved something weighty, sturdy, and more serious.

Design

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Design

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine look and feel like any other metal cuffs that you can buy in sex shops. The only difference is that they have Fifty Shades of Grey branding on them. They are lightweight and easy to use; you can regulate how tight they are, and the lock works great. And they are easy to open as well, even for the wearer.

Ease of Use

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Ease of Use

The Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine. are super easy to use. The lock works smoothly, and there is a quick-release lever for peace of mind.

Quality

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Quality

These metal handcuffs didn’t surprise me or impress me with anything. They are exactly like what sex hop metal handcuffs feel and look like. I was hoping for something heavier and sturdier, but they are perfectly fine. The locking mechanism works smoothly, and the cuffs feel nice and light for the wearer. You can also adjust the tightness to your liking.

Price

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Price

I think that the price of Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine. is pretty decent. The quality is great, and there is also a nice satin storage bag included. However, I am sure that you can find many cheaper alternatives online.

Performance

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Performance

Using the Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine. handcuffs are super easy to use. They are lightweight and easy to adjust, and the lock works smoothly. They are not as comfortable to use as padded restraints, but that’s kind of the point. Although they are a bit noisy, if you want discreet cuffs, I would opt for a classic padded design.

Packaging

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Packaging

The Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine. came in simple, cheap packaging. Everything was packed securely in a plastic case, displaying the handcuffs and keys. There is also an instruction manual and a nice, satin storage bag.

Materials and care

Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs Materials and care

The reason I wanted mental handcuffs in the first place was that they are super easy to maintain. You can just wipe them if there is any residue or dust on them.

Specifications and features

MaterialsMetal 
Length10.5 inches
Fastening Lock and key 
AdjustableYes 

Comparing Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs with alternatives

Compare Fifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal HandcuffsFifty Shades of Grey You. Are. Mine Metal Handcuffs
Overall score4.3 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0
User rating4.6 / 5.0
from 77 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 40 users
4 / 5.0
from 3 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 47 users
PriceAffordable Moderate Affordable Cheap
Design80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 95 / 100
Quality85 / 100 75 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100
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MaterialsMetal Leather, Silver Metal Velboa fabric, polypropylene webbing, nickel-free metal hardware, and plastic Silicone
Length10.5 inches29 inchesLength of strap when secured in the door: 8.5 inches-
Fastening Lock and key Metal Buckle Velcro Slip-on
AdjustableYes 0-30 No No
Width-1 inches--
Waterproof-No Yes Yes
Storage Bag Included-No -No
Colors Available-Black -Black, Red
Diameter---1.95 inches
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Author
Kasia Halinowska
Kasia Halinowska

Content Specialist | Working with sex education has been a dream of mine for a long time, but after years of studying marketing and working at boring corporations, I never thought my dream could come true, but here I am! Therefore, my goal at Bedbible is to help you discover all the sex toy wonders that I have the pleasure of working with and touch on the subjects close to my heart, like body positivity, inclusivity, feminism, and most importantly, sex and intimacy! Plus, as a person with a marketing background, you can be sure I will not fall for any false advertising and be brutally honest with my reviews!

Age: 25
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
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