The 5 Best Flat Chastity Cages for Intense Constriction & Sissy Training
Let’s explore the world of delightfully discreet flat chastity cages! From today’s test winner, the Flat Plate Curved Ring Chastity, to the cup-like CB2000 Cock Cage, to the stone-cold steely Flat Plate Chastity, there’s something to keep all peckers at bay! So let’s find the perfect flat chastity cage for you! Here’s a list of the best chastity cages – flat and otherwise.
Test Winner | Cheapest | Steel | Sissy | |
---|---|---|---|---|
Curved Ring Chastity | CB2000 | CH42 Flat Plate Chastity | Pussy Shaped Chastity | Solitary Extreme Cage |
Check price | Check price | Check price | Check price | Check price |
Pros & Cons | Pros & Cons | Pros & Cons | Pros & Cons | Pros & Cons |
Table of contents (7)
Flat chastity cages; how I tested 'em!
You may well find yourself wondering exactly how I managed to test and review all of these flat chastity cages. Well, the truth is, I had a lot of help from some amazing people! First of all, Bedbible’s network of freelance sex toy users gave me their honest and unbiased thoughts on each of the flat chastity cages. Then I could take a much closer look and find out some of the more technical details. Using all of this information, I could settle on which cage was the test winner, the cheapest, etc, as well as provide detailed breakdowns of everything.
Pros and Cons of Flat Chastity Cages
- Pros – They are incredibly discreet, easy to wear, and great for if you have a smaller penis. You can lock yourself away, and no one else has to know you’re wearing a flat chastity cage!
- Cons – If you have a larger cock, you may find flat chastity cages to be a bit of a nightmare. They are designed to keep things flat and discreet, which is difficult if you have quite the bulge! A flat chastity cage may be very uncomfortable to wear if that is the case.
What to Look for In a Flat Chastity Cage
There are plenty of things to consider when buying flat chastity cages! Here are a few of the most important things that you need to bear in mind!
- Materials – Some sex toy materials are better than others. Some are more secure and tougher than others. You have to figure out how you want it to feel and what kind of thing you like in order to find the perfect chastity cage material.
- Size – You might have a tiny penis, or you might have a large penis. Both are good! But not all flat chastity cages can handle both ends of the spectrum. Shop for an appropriately sized cage for the best results!
- Shape – You can get flat, manhole-cover kind of chastity cages or one that or more cup-like and encompass your meat and two veg.
- Fastening – How does the flat chastity cage lock and fasten? That’s something that’s worth thinking about. Is it a lock and key? Is it a padlock? Both work well, but they are vastly different things that not everyone will love.
- Price – It’s easy to get carried away when shopping for flat chastity cages. But it’s important that you have a budget in mind, and you stick to it. You don’t want to be spending more than you initially intended!
How to Measure For a Flat Chastity Cage
Want to know how to measure for a flat chastity cage? If the answer is yes, then you are about to embark on your first BDSM adventure! Therefore, it’s important to know your chastity cage measurements for the right chastity cage fit. Make sure you check out Edwina’s super helpful blog post on how to properly measure for a chastity cage, and reasons why chastity cage sizing is so important.
Test Winner Flat Plate Curved Ring Chastity
This Flate Plate Chastity cage is small enough to shrink your Tiny willy even more. Instead of a standard design, we are sure you will enjoy this flat plate design. The Tiniest Chastity device is made with perforations for long-term wear in order to achieve a dream of being under control 24/7. The process of turning into a Sissy has never been easier!
Pros
- ✅ Very flat and indiscreet
- ✅ Lock and key fastening
- ✅ Does it's job well
Cons
- ❌ May be a little tricky to put on
- ❌ Not great for longer penises
Verdict
For those that want something that any good sissy will love, the Flat Plate Curved Ring Chastity is a surefire hit! The design is simple yet effective, the effectiveness is undeniable, and I can’t see how anyone can not have a good time with this little discreet beauty. Sure, if you have a longer cock, you’re certainly going to struggle with it. But for everyone else, the range of sizes means that most people should be able to use it with no problem. You can even make sure that the Flat Plate Curved Ring Chastity is locked with a lock and key. That way, you can lock up your cock, hand over the key, and let someone else be in charge of where and when you get to take it off. There are holes in it to allow your cock to breathe too, so you should be absolutely fine wearing it for extended periods of time.
Show coupon
5% coupon available
Cheapest CB2000 Cock Cage
The CB2000 Chastity cage features a crystal clear or Black cage with a slot allowing urine to flow. This innovative chastity device is secured in place with two padlocks for added security. It keeps your penis out of reach of naughty hands, and it can be adjusted, so it fits perfectly and comfortably. Coming in black or clear, you’re going to have a lot of fun with the CB2000!
Pros
- ✅ Clear design
- ✅ Adjustable
- ✅ Affordable
Cons
- ❌ May be a little too cup-like for some
- ❌ Some won't like the clear design
Verdict
Despite its less-than-inspiring name, the CB2000 Cock Cage is actually a pretty special little cock cake. Designed like some kind of cup that goes over your meat and two veg, it literally cups and holds you, remaining as discreet as possible. The see-through design is great and adds another level of tease, and it’ll certainly prove to be a naughty nightmare to wear. Plus it can be locked up by using a padlock, so just slide your cock in, close it, and lock it very securely away. You can’t go wrong! The downside of the CB2000 Cock Cage (aside from the boring name) is that because it is cheap, the quality isn’t as high as it could be. Also, the padlock may not be too discreet and get in the way. Still, for the price, you can’t complain too loudly!
Show coupon
5% coupon available
Steel CH42 Flat Plate Chastity
Steely, hard, cold, and industrial, the CH42 Flat Plate Chastity is small enough to shrink your teeny tiny willy even more. This cock cage is different from others due to its flat plate at the end instead of the standard design. The Smallest Chastity device is made with perforations for long-term wear in order to achieve your dream of being locked 24/7.
Pros
- ✅ High quality
- ✅ Weighty
- ✅ Plenty of holes
Cons
- ❌ Too hard for some
- ❌ Some may not like how heavy it is
Verdict
Some people are going to go wild over the cold, steely, and industrial feel of the CH42 Flat Plate Chastity, and I can’t blame them! It’s a pretty great chastity cage, made out of a material that is unforgiving and sturdy. The metal really does add something extra to this toy, especially with its reassuring weight! The cap has plenty of holes in it to not only allow you to urinate but also for your cock to breathe. I will say that the CH42 Flat Plate Chastity may prove to be a little hard and tough for some people, and because it isn’t forgiving at all, many people may find it to be somewhat uncomfortable to wear. Still, it is flat and discreet, making it a very effective flat chastity cage.
Show coupon
5% coupon available
Sissy Pussy Shaped Chastity
The road to feminization as you never experienced before. Make your manhood disappear and showcase it under a realistic vagina shape. 3D printed and made out of Nylon, it is sturdy and solid for long-term wear. For all the sissies out there who were looking for the ultimate chastity cage – here it is. Imagine someone using your backdoor while a gentle vulva is showing up instead of your pathetic dick – arousing? You bet.
Pros
- ✅ Great pussy design
- ✅ Feels nice to wear
- ✅ Lightweight
Cons
- ❌ Low quality materials
- ❌ Not everyone will like the design
Verdict
If you really want to go that extra step to feel like a sissy, then the Pussy Shaped Chastity is going to be your go-to device. It is designed to look like an actual vagina, taking away any concept of manliness and manhood that you might have had. It is comfortable to wear and even has a hole, so you can pee through it, and despite how short it is, it comes in a surprising variety of widths. Now, I’m sure that not everyone will love the Pussy Shaped Chastity. First of all, the design probably won’t be to everyone’s liking. Also, despite it looking and feeling great, the fact that it is made out of 3D printed nylon isn’t great. It’s certainly not the best material when it comes to chastity cages! Will it make you feel like a massive sissy? Yes! But is it worth the price? Well, that’s for you to decide!
Show coupon
5% coupon available
Solitary Extreme Confinement Cage
Lock up his dick in solitary confinement! His cock will not be getting any attention while it is trapped in this intensely constricting chastity device. Yank his cock and balls through one of the two base rings, sized differently to fit your submissive the way you like it. Lock the shaft portion of the cage in place, squeezing his flaccid cock for the ultimate incarceration. Now he is completely at your mercy, unable to find release…unless you allow him to.
Pros
- ✅ High quality metal
- ✅ Great for temperature play
- ✅ Plenty of ventilation
Cons
- ❌ Not flat enough for some
- ❌ Very expensive
Verdict
If you have a cock that is slightly longer than ‘tiny’, then the Solitary Extreme Confinement Cage is going to be your guy! It restricts your penis, and keeps it pretty flat and compact, while at the same time not being as restrictive as some of the other flat chastity cages that I’ve reviewed today. It’s a good balance between flat cages and the traditional longer ones. It is made from great-looking and great-feeling stainless steel, meaning that it is easy to clean and perfect if you want to try some temperature play. Sure, the Solitary Extreme Confinement Cage isn’t the most discreet flat chastity cage out there, and some people may not be the biggest fan of the steep price, but as far as I’m concerned, this is a cage that – if you can afford it – is worth picking up!
Comparison
Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Steel | Sissy | null |
Overall score | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 12 users | 4 / 5.0 from 7 users | 5 / 5.0 from 11 users | 5 / 5.0 from 22 users | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users |
Price | Affordable | Cheap | Moderate | Pricey | Pricey |
Design | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Quality | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | 0.4 inches | - | 0.52 inches | - | 2.5 inches |
Width | 1.73 - 2.05 inches | 1.25 - 2 inches | 1.57 - 1.97 inches | 1.65 - 2.36 inches | 1.75 - 2 inches |
Fastening | Lock and key | Padlock and key | Padlock (not included) | Lock and key | Padlock and key |
Materials | - | Polycarbonate | Metal | 3D printed in Nylon | Metal |
Reviewed by:
Josh Gill