Mia Malkova Fleshlight Review (of The LvL Up Sleeve)

Personal Experience

To be honest, I thought I going to be disappointed by the Mia Malkova LvL Up Sleeve, but I am NOT. It definitely still has a place among the top sleeves, but almost falls of the edge (that is, the tightness edge of something becoming too tight, even for my taste). Unless you’re a very small guy or just a massive tightness fanboy I probably wouldn’t go for this. Sounds like I’m not praising it now, I am. It is an amazing textured sleeve, and one where you don’t even have to manipulate it at all to get the get the full pleasure of the super intense texture on the inner walls of the sleeve. The texture looks like if the Kraken from Pirates of the Carribiean made the first chamber. Exactly that sections makes it fantastic for edging. In some respects using it feels like a penis massage more than masturbation. It has great suction in the first chamber, and it feels more tugging and like it’s gripping you. But, then again, not like it’s tight.  

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Design

Molded directly from the vagina of the devastatingly beautiful Mia Malkova, the LvL Up sleeve looks and feels incredible. Life-like and soft to the touch, it is lined with various textures on the inner canal. An absolute sexy pleasure to use! From the outside you almost seem to be able to spot the tentacle-like textures luring just on the inside. I rated the looks of the design a very high 95/100, especially because I love the simple and beautiful small labia almost blooming out from something that looks so tight. Well, as you might know already, the looks deceived me...

Ease of Use

For the texture and the intensity of it (rated as 'Ease of Use') I gave it a 90/100, in large parts due to how exciting I found the tentacle texture in the first chamber. They felt so intense, like something alive is wrapping you and giving you a gentle massage. If it was a very tight sleeve as well (just like her Boss sleeve) this would have been the perfect combination of intense texture and tightness. To be honest, most of the other texture chambers doesn't measure up to the first sections level of intensity, and feels less relevant to introduce you too. One section I did like was the blobs at around 5 inches in that feels like a pair of soft lips caressing your gland, while your shaft is being wrapped in tentacles from the first chamber. I just goddamn wish they maybe would have made it a little less tight, so you don't feel like you're risking getting death grip syndrom using it! That being said, it's an extremely great sleeve for warming up and edging.

Quality

Too the rating of the tightness of the sleeve, or should I say "how insane it was". I've teased it a bunch already, and it is because it was so damn surprising to me. It feels like Fleshlight made a masterpiece on the outside look, had some genius ideas for very intense and different textures. And, then decided, fuck it, let's turn up the tightness to the max as well! To measure the level of tightness of the LvL up sleeve (pun intended), I filled it with water and measured the weight of the water. The sleeve weighed in at just 1.3 ounces, meaning that is the weight of the water that fit inside the canal. I almost lost my jaw on the floor, as I hadn't seen a single sleeve measure in at this little total volume in the canal. In other words, this is one of the sleeves with the least amount of space inside the sleeve. That would be great for someone smaller, or a lover of very tight sleeves. I used the following formula to get an inverse 1-100 score, where a higher score meant a tighter sleeve, from the weight of the water: 100 - (20 x water_weight) + (20 x lowest_water_weight) = Score. Which meant it turned out as follows: 100 - (20 x 1.3) + (20 x 0.8) = 90 out of 100.

Price

The Mia Malkova LvL Up fleshlight walks the line between price and quality. You pay a fair price and get a fleshlight that is of a great quality. There are worse fleshlights out there that you could pay far more for! Are there cheaper toys available? Of course, but for what you get you really can't complain about the price.

Performance

The soft and sexily realistic feeling inner canal contains several separately textured zones. It will grip and please cocks up to 9 inches long, and effortlessly massage you to ecstasy. The various ribs and ridges offer differently tantalizing sensations and no matter what depth you go you're sure to feel the pleasure of that high quality soft plastic canal. It has a job to do and it does it damn well! The twisted top means you can also customize the suction setting, adding an extra dimension to the pleasure.

Packaging

The packaging is simple and clean, presenting you with a picture of Mia Malkova. It also gives you a little preview of what you can expect texture wise. After all - it doesn't need to be all that complicated! Sturdy enough to take a bit of a bashing you can be fairly certain that your Mia Malkova LvL Up will arrive in perfect condition.

Materials and care

Keeping the Mia Malkova LvL Up clean and sanitized is important, and luckily it's a fairly quick and easy task to do. Simply remove the soft Lvl Up sleeve from the hard outer cup, turn it inside out and wash with warm water and a mild soap or a fleshlight cleaner. Once done allow it to completely dry before using renewer powder and storing it neatly away. This will ensure that your Lvl Up sleeve is hygienic, clean and good to go the next time you need it. Easy peasy!

Special feature

Mia Malkova’s Lvl Up sleeve boasts several distinctly different feeling textures. Opening up with a twisted, detailed, and bumpy entrance, you eventually reach a ridged section lined with squeezing rings. Next up comes two sections that contain rings of pointy nodules to give you a little tease before reaching the super ridged deepest section, perfect for massaging the very tip of your cock.