The 6 Best Handjob Machines for Miraculous Milking
I’ve rounded up the very best handjob machines out there so you can enjoy some serious stroking at the push of a button! I’ve crowned the Handy as the test winner, but if that isn’t the handjob stimulator for you, I’ve also got plenty of other options including interactive handjob machines and cheap option for those on a budget!
Runner Up4.2  Overall Rating 4.2/5 Bedbible Rating: 4.3/5 User Ratings: 4.1/5 Based on 207 user reviews | Runner Up4.6 Overall Rating 4.6/5 Bedbible Rating: 4.5/5 Reviewed by: Kevin FoleyUser Ratings: 4.7/5 Based on 39 user reviews | Budget-Friendly3.8 Overall Rating 3.8/5 Bedbible Rating: 4/5 Reviewed by: Dennis AdamsUser Ratings: 3.5/5 Based on 41 user reviews | Interactive4.3 Overall Rating 4.3/5 Bedbible Rating: 4/5 Reviewed by: Josh GillUser Ratings: 4.5/5 Based on 4 user reviews | App4.2 Overall Rating 4.2/5 Bedbible Rating: 4.2/5 Reviewed by: Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings: 4.1/5 Based on 42 user reviews | Luxury4.5 Overall Rating 4.5/5 Bedbible Rating: 4.1/5 Reviewed by: Kevin FoleyUser Ratings: 5.0/5 Based on 5 user reviews |
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How We Test handjob machines
We’re a team of 274 sex toy testers and 13 sex toy experts.
To find the very best handjob machines, our testers tried and reviewed 204 different products in this category.
Bad or even just mediocre handjob machines didn’t make the list!
In total, we’ve thoroughly tested and reviewed 897 toys over the past 6 years.
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Runner Up The Handy
Overall Rating
4.2/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.3/5
Reviewed by:
Josh GillUser Ratings:
4.1/5
Based on 207 user reviews
Rating: The Handy was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the handjob machine.
Rating: The Handy was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: The Handy was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: The Handy was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend The Handy for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Handy is an excellent all-around toy that can be used with a sleeve (that is included) or with another sleeve of your choice. Not all the sleeves fit but as long as it is similar to the one included should be fine.
Once your sleeve is attached the Handy provides powerful stroking motions just like a handjob — only more powerful!
One of the most important features of this handjob masturbator is that you can adjust the length, so no matter what your size is, you can use it well.
Another important feature is that comes with its own site that allows you to give control to anyone from anywhere and also to do micro-adjustments to your toy. With scripts, you can even use it with videos that can interact with you. It doesn’t need batteries, which means you will always have the same performance without being worried about charging it or running out of battery.
Pros
- ✅ Can switch out sleeve for other compatible options
- ✅ Doesn't use batteries
- ✅ Adjustable speed and stroke length
- ✅ Can be personalized throught a software
- ✅ You can create or download scripts to make it work even better
- ✅ Interactive with videos
Cons
- ❌ The interface to personalize is not working properly yet
- ❌ Lacking of many videos to interact
- ❌ Sleeves can be a bit too thin
- ❌ Adjusting velcro can be annoying sometimes
- ❌ Tricky to handle due the electric cord
Why I Chose It
I’ve chose the Handy as one of the best handjob machine because I think it’s closest to recreating the sensations of an actual handjob. I also love the versatility of being able to use different sleeves to keep things interesting! Another benefit is that it doesn’t need batteries as it’s mains powered.
The sleeves are decent and you can make fit some other medium-size sleeves, but it would be nice to have even access to more sleeves to play around with. If you are too girthy, the toy might be uncomfortable for you, unless you have a good sleeve that fits you and the toy.
The interface that can be used with this handjob masturbator is still being developed, so you can’t use it 100%, but hopefully, someday it will be finished, and then, fixing the last points would be close to perfection!
Runner Up Autoblow AI Ultra
Overall Rating
4.6/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
4.7/5
Based on 39 user reviews
Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the handjob machine.
Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Pricey
Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest Autoblow AI Ultra if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
I love when sex and tech come together to create something great! The Autoblow AI Ultra is their latest AI driven masturbator and boy does it deliver some fun features!
For a start, the handjob toy itself provides automatic full shaft stimulation, making it a fantastic handjob simulator! Secondly, I’m a big fan of the interactive tech you get with this toy. You can sync it to porn, download stimulation patterns to your library, play long-distance with a partner, and even use voice control! Endless possibility for fun!
Pros
- ✅ A lot of customisation and control options in web interface
- ✅ Downloadable 'blowjob' patterns
- ✅ Long-distance and voice control options
- ✅ Replaceable sleeves
- ✅ Won't run out of battery
Cons
- ❌ Library can only save nine modes at once
- ❌ Only three different sleeves available
- ❌ Quite loud
Why I Chose It
Is the Autoblow AI Ultra ultra impressive? I certainly think so! If you are looking for a handjob masturbator to take your solo play to new heights, I think this is up there with the best of them! This handjob machine is going to appeal to those who love full shaft stroking stimulation.
That’s not say there aren’t some drawbacks. It is noisy, so I wouldn’t recommend if you need to be discreet. I would also like to be able to save more than nine patterns to the library.
Budget-Friendly Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator
Overall Rating
3.8/5
Bedbible Rating:
4/5
Reviewed by:
Dennis AdamsUser Ratings:
3.5/5
Based on 41 user reviews
Rating: Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the handjob machine.
Rating: Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
If you are looking for an immersive experience then you should take a look at the Svakom Alex handjob machine. You can decide if you use the app to control the toy or let it be controlled by your partner from anywhere, you can watch interactive 2D content of even webcams. You can use the built-in immersive feature that allows you to choose between five different fantasies to increase your pleasure and choose between 7 different thrusting speeds. It is waterproof, easy to clean, and also rechargeable.
Pros
- ✅ Rechargeable
- ✅ Waterproof
- ✅ Interactive
- ✅ Can be controlled from anywhere
- ✅ Easy to clean
Cons
- ❌ Charging time and battery are not the best
- ❌ Noisy
- ❌ Suction mode can be a bit odd
- ❌ Sleeve texture could be more stimulating
- ❌ Might be too tight for some
Vibrations:
Rating: Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Svakom Alex Neo App-Controlled Masturbator felt to the reviewer.
Why I Chose It
One thing that you have to bear in mind with this handjob toy is that is big and noisy. So if you are not concerned about size and noise, let’s keep going.
I like that the Svakom Neo offers interactive features either though the Svakom app or the Feel Connect App, as it gives you more options. I also appreciate the straightforward cleaning and drying process.
While I wouldn’t say the Neo is cheap, I would say it’s reasonably priced for what you are getting.
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Interactive Keon by Kiiro Interactive Masturbator
Overall Rating
4.3/5
Bedbible Rating:
4/5
Reviewed by:
Josh GillUser Ratings:
4.5/5
Based on 4 user reviews
Rating: Keon by Kiiro Interactive Masturbator was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the handjob machine.
Rating: Keon by Kiiro Interactive Masturbator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Keon by Kiiro Interactive Masturbator was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Keon by Kiiro Interactive Masturbator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Keon by Kiiro Interactive Masturbator for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Keon by Kiiroo is a powerful stroking device that an reach speeds that will leave your shaft in a spin! I love that you can use it as an automatic stroker, hook it up to different interactive options or use the sleeve as a manual stroker.
It is made in two pieces, one masturbator that you can use manually and a base that makes the process totally automatic.
This handjob machine can be used with a VR headset for an immersive experience but also with different devices compatible with this toy or you can find videos that can interact with Keon. The textured sleeve is amazing, it is rechargeable and the battery can last from 60 to 120 minutes depending on the use.
Pros
- ✅ Can be long-distance controlled
- ✅ Interactive with VR
- ✅ 2 pieces, manual and automatic
- ✅ Easy to use
- ✅ Rechargeable
- ✅ Easy to clean
Cons
- ❌ Heavy
- ❌ Bulky
- ❌ Noisy
- ❌ Doesn't have many content to interact (yet)
Why I Chose It
This handjob machine is one of the most versatile devices. I think it’s great that you can decide if you use just the masturbator or the whole device itself, so if you can’t take the whole pack with you, you can take something smaller and take the fun with you wherever you go!
I also like that it is rechargeable, but it does have a pretty long charge time and compared to the relatively short battery life.
It can interact as well with videos, cams, and VR, but the videos and cams are limited, it would be nice to have more options. If you are having a long-distance relationship this toy is great because it reacts to other toys with compatible technology but also it can be controlled with the app no matter where you are.
It is more expensive than many of the other handjob machines in this review, but I would say the versatile features and uses, together with the stroking power it offers, justifies the price.
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App Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator
Overall Rating
4.2/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.2/5
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.1/5
Based on 42 user reviews
Rating: Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the handjob machine.
Rating: Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
If you are seeking good handjob machine options, Lovense Max 2 is certainly a toy that you should consider. I love that it uses contractions to mimic a partners grip around your shaft and combines with vibration for an extra boost of pleasure.
Lovense Max 2 is totally usable with the Lovense app. This handjob machine can be controlled anywhere. It is a perfect option to spice things up if you have a long-distance relationship.
Something that really caught my eye is that you can connect it to a partner’s Lovense Nora, Calor, or another Max 2 so they respond to each other’s movements for totally connected long-distance sex!
Pros
- ✅ Great app control features
- ✅ Lot of vibrating settings
- ✅ Long distance control
- ✅ Powerful vibrations
- ✅ Rechargeable
- ✅ Interactive with Lovense Nora, Max 2, and Calor
Cons
- ❌ Can be noisy
- ❌ It is heavy and a bit bulky
- ❌ Contractions are not as good as vibrations
- ❌ Sleeve fiddly to get back in case
Vibrations:
Rating: Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Lovense Max 2 Vibrating Male Masturbator felt to the reviewer.
Why I Chose It
Overall, I think the Max 2 is a great handjob machine if you are looking for something that also vibrates.
I really like that the app will allow you to control every single feature this toy has to offer you. Also, if you have a long-distance relationship this handjob machine will work great. The toy can be controlled from anywhere and also can interact with certain toys making it great for partner play.
The battery lasts long, which is always good, it is very easy to use and not that easy to wash but is not impossible. It is noisy, so bear this in mind, if you are looking for a quiet toy, perhaps this might no be the right option for you, however, if you are not concerned about the noise, the Lovense Max 2 can be a great handjob machine that will be a good addition to your collection.
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Luxury VacuGlide Suction Stroker
Overall Rating
4.5/5
Bedbible Rating:
4.1/5
Reviewed by:
Kevin FoleyUser Ratings:
5.0/5
Based on 5 user reviews
Rating: VacuGlide Suction Stroker was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the handjob machine.
Rating: VacuGlide Suction Stroker was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: VacuGlide Suction Stroker was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Premium
Rating: VacuGlide Suction Stroker was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I advise VacuGlide Suction Stroker for intermediate users, as it offers a good balance of complexity and learning potential.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
This high-end automatic stroker offers a innovative take with stroking stimulation that’s powered by suction, offering a unique but highly pleasing experience!
I love the sleek design that oozes quality and that it comes with three different sized cylinders so you can get the perfect fit!
I also really appreciate the long tube and mains cord, which makes it much more user friendly!
Pros
- ✅ A lot of adjustability
- ✅ Comes with three different size tubes
- ✅ Easy to cleaning process
- ✅ Mains powered with long cable
- ✅ Relatively quiet
Cons
- ❌ Needs a lot of lube
- ❌ No vibrations
- ❌ Very expensive
Why I Chose It
There’s no denying the VacuGlide is a pricy investment! It’s the most expensive product in this review by some way. That being said, if you have the funds are hunting out the ultimate masturbatory experience, it could be worth the money!
I think it’s an impressive piece of sex tech that delivers an all round luxurious experience! I also really like that it can be used on a flaccid penis, making it a great option for those with erectile dysfunction.
It is big and bulky and expensive but it’s also powerfully pleasing and whole lot of fun!
Comparison
| Best | Runner Up | Runner Up | Budget-Friendly | Interactive | App | Luxury |
| Overall score | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.1 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.1 / 5.0 from 207 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 39 users | 3.5 / 5.0 from 41 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.1 / 5.0 from 42 users | 5 / 5.0 from 5 users |
| Price | Pricey | Pricey | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable | Premium |
| Design | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 60 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
| Quality | 95 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | 80 / 100 | - | 80 / 100 | - |
| Power | - | - | 80 / 100 | - | 80 / 100 | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | somewhat rumbly | - | somewhat rumbly | - |
| Insertable length | 0-4.3" inches | - | - | 7 inches | 6.25 inches | - |
| Rechargeable | No, plug it into an electric outlet | No (mains powered) | Yes | Yes | Yes | No (powered via wall adapter) |
| Remote Controls | Yes, through internet | Yes (via web interface) | App Controls | App control | - | - |
| Length | 10.5 inches | - | 13 inches | 8.66 inches | 9.5 inches | (Tube) 96 inches |
| Diameter | 2.75 inches | - | - | - | 3.4 inches | - |
| Waterproof | No | No | Sleeve: Yes; Device: No | - | Splashproof | - |
| Materials | - | ABS plastic, silicone | TPE, ABS+PC, Metals | Keon: ABS, PC, Silicone; Feel Stroker: ABS, PC, TPR | Sleeve: TPE, Case: ABS Plastic | Aluminum. plastic, rubber, silicone (sleeve) |
| Thrust Modes | - | 10 by default (access more via wifi) | 7 | - | 3 contraction | - |
| Adjustable | - | No (sleeves can be switched out) | - | - | - | Yes (physically adjustable stroke length, digitally adjustable stroke length and speeds) |
| Width | - | - | 3.7 inches | 5.11 inches | - | (VacuGlide) 6.18 inches |
| Diameter (internal) | - | - | 1.6 inches | - | - | - |
| Battery Life | - | - | 1.5 minutes | 30-120 minutes | 300 minutes | - |
| Charging Time | - | - | 2 minutes | 240 minutes | 100 minutes | - |
| Travel Lock | - | - | Yes | - | No | - |
| Storage Bag Included | - | - | No | - | - | Yes (comes with dedicated backpack) |
| Colors Available | - | - | Dark Blue | - | - | Grey |
| Weight | - | - | - | 2.4 lbs | - | 11.5 lbs |
| Vibration speeds | - | - | - | - | 3 | - |
| Vibration patterns | - | - | - | - | 4 | - |
| Openings | - | - | - | - | 1 Neutral | - |
| Height | - | - | - | - | - | 15.15 inches |
| Quick-release valve | - | - | - | - | - | No |
The Sex Machine that Can Give You a Handjob
Sometimes we are just looking for something else, some premium toy that you can keep somewhere in your house, like a small pleasure corner. If this is your case, I have the best solution for you. No matter if you are alone or with a partner everyone will love it! The product that I’m about to show you is more versatile than other ones, can be used by men and women and the possibilities during play are limitless.
Multi-Speed Adjustable Pumping & Thrusting Sex Machine Device
This device will give you excellent performance and good versatility. If you are alone you will love it. It’s a big machine that can be placed anywhere as long as the surface is enough and stable to keep it there. It comes with different attachments, from dildos to masturbators. Eventually, your partner will love it as well and the fun will be endless.
Features:
- It has a 170° degrees adjustable angle, so you can choose your favorite position and explore more.
- A powerful motor that can thrust up to 420 times per minute.
- Adjustable cups to keep it in place.
- Not heavy.
- Easy to carry.
- It doesn’t use batteries.
So the performance will be always great, if you are looking for a good handjob machine that can be versatile and give you fantastic performance, this is your way to go!
What to Think About Before Buying a Handjob Machine
Here’s a brief buying guide to help you choose the best handjob machine for you:
- Power – While having a toy that needs to be plugged in certainly limits when (and where) you can use a toy, it also means you’ll never need to worry about the battery dying at the worst possible moment. Although not a universal truth, mains powered machines tend to be stronger than their battery-reliant alternatives.
- Materials – Since handjob machines are all electric, you won’t be able to sterilize them in boiling water regardless of the materials used, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t overlook what’s used anyway! Non-porous materials like silicone are always the better option since they lack the tiny pores of porous materials. Porous toys can store bacteria easily, especially if washed improperly or insufficiently.
- Tightness – Adequately tight is good; too tight is not. Make sure to measure the girth of your penis and compare that to the internal diameter of your potential new handjob machine to make sure you’ll fit inside!
- Texture – Toys with more varied internal textures will provide more intense stimulation, whereas toys with smooth interiors will be more suited for edging.
- Customizability – Many handjob machines allow you to choose between interchangeable internal sleeves for different experiences. Some also allow you to create custom settings using an app. Some can even sync with VR videos for added excitement!
- Price – Unfortunately, automated handjobs tend to be an expensive luxury. We recommend closely comparing the specifics of any toys you’re interested in (as well as reading user reviews) before spending your hard-earned money. You’ll also want to consider how long a toy is expected to last, as a cheap toy with poor longevity will likely cost more in the long run.
- Interactive features – Many handjob machines offer app enabled and/or interactive features, such as long-distance control or sync to porn. These toys tend to be more expensive, so it’s worth considering if you want to pay the extra for these features.
Handjob Machine vs Blowjob Machine
If you are a man like me, that likes to do a lot of research before buying anything, then you might be having a lot of questions about handjob machines. Many of them have been answered already and perhaps the one that is stopping you now to buy one handjob machine is: What’s the difference between a handjob machine and a blowjob machine? Let’s try to find out together right below.
First things first
The first thing you have to bear in mind and remember always is that no matter how picky you are, you will always find similarities between a handjob machine and a blowjob machine, especially if you are looking within the same price tag and quality range. If you are looking for specific features that one has over the other you are going to spend a lot of time researching perhaps not being successful by the end. So, let’s speak about generalities and let’s see what differences we can find.
The feeling
So, getting back to real life, there is a world difference between a blowjob and a handjob, right? but what are these differences? well, basically speed, grip, suction, texture, movements, positions, strength, and small details. These are the features that developers are trying to mimic with the toys, to make it as realistic as possible and to provide an experience that might lead you to considerate if the real thing is better or if you should just become a hermit and live your life locked at home with your toys.
But how is it different?
But, if both are machines, and both are moved by motors and circuits, how I can tell the difference between them? Well, it might not be easy, but perhaps in certain models and brands, you might tell the difference. This difference will rely on the speed, the grip, the sleeves, the textures that come with it, and some other realistic details, not only about the feeling but also the way that it looks.
Grip, speed, movements and strenght
When comes to grip, a handjob machine will tend to be more robust than a blowjob machine, because the hand is less soft than the mouth, and also the grip is thinner on the last one. The speed might have variations as well, with the hand you can go faster and stronger than with the mouth, so technically a handjob machine should have more power in this regard. The movements of a mouth are more erratic than with a hand and this last one has more systematic movements, which might be traduced as non-expected patterns found with A.I. in blowjob machines and well-designed static patterns on the handjob machine.
Positions, texture, suction and small details
Texture and small details come together. When I speak about small details I mean some small actions that can change the game on both sides, like playing with the tip of the penis with the fingers or lips, which are day and night sensations. So the texture in the sleeves can provide these kinds of small details in feelings that can make both sides more realistic and different from each other at the same time. About positions, both are pretty much the same unless you check some specialized device like this that can actually give change the rules. But one thing that definitely shines on the blowjob machine is the chance to use a suction feature, that will get you closer to a “real thing”.
Conclusion
In the end, both devices are great, and there is no better in this regard. Both have advantages and disadvantages and as I said before if you are trying to find a feature that can make one type of toy be different from the other one you might struggle for long because nowadays toys are including more and more features to give you the best experience overall. So, just forget it and remember that developers are always improving and trying to provide the best and closest to a real thing experience for all and picky men like us.
Reviewed by:
Josh Gill