Je Joue Mio — Test & Review

Jason Bragdon
by Jason BragdonUpdated:
4.4/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.4/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Jason Bragdon

User Ratings:

4.3/5.0

Based on 57 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Je Joue Mio was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Je Joue Mio.

80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Je Joue Mio was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

70/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Je Joue Mio was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Je Joue Mio was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

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My Verdict

We really enjoyed our time with the Je Joue Mio. It has one of the strongest motors as well as some of the best packaging of a sex toy we've ever seen. The vibration patterns and strengths along with the positional flexibility made using the Je Joue Mio very pleasurable for both parties. The packaging gave a great first impression but the lackluster stretchiness is definitely a cause for concern. Considering this is more in the realm of "premium" cock rings, it would have been nice to have a more flexible ring and either a remote of app connectivity. The design is very minimal and but works well. I would definitely consider this more of a "luxury" sex toy given its packaging and price tag, but if you want the best, you gotta pony up the dough.

Buy, if you...

  1. Enjoy the premium sex toy experience
  2. Are looking for strong, rumbly vibrations
  3. Like having different options for cock ring position

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Are on a budget
  2. Have a more girthy penis
  3. Have large testicles

About The Je Joue Mio

The Je Joue Mio is a vibrating cock ring. It is made of 100% body safe, waterproof, vegan materials features Je Joue's world-famous "deep rumble" technology, which uses ultra-low frequency vibrations to turn either the penis or dildo it's attached to into a full-fledged vibrator. It can be worn in 4 main positions, around the base of the penis on top or bottom and around both the balls and shaft, either on top or bottom. It can even be used as a finger or hand vibrator for solo or partner play. To find out what worked and/or didn't, keep reading ahead...

The vibrations of the Je Joue Mio are noisy, extremely powerful, and somewhat rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Je Joue Mio was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Je Joue Mio felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Je Joue Mio was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Je Joue Mio felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Very strong vibrations
  • Multiple ways to wear
  • Multiple vibration patterns and strengths
  • Nice design
  • Amazing packaging

Cons

  • Not very stretchy
  • Expensive
  • Can be loud on highest vibration setting
  • Buttons are hard to press
  • No remote/app control

Unveiling My Experience with the Je Joue Mio

My Personal Experiences with Je Joue Mio

My Initial Thoughts

The Je Joue Mio cock ring is wonderfully packaged and designed with so much thought and care. The material choices are top notch, both in the ring and packaging. Off to a great start! The magnetic charger only connects one way and charges very quickly which makes things very easy to get started. Once we were ready to go, we positioned the cock ring in the standard first position with the vibrator on top and the ring just around the base of my penis. The three button system is simple enough to use but the buttons are pretty hard to push which makes adjusting the pattern and strength …complicated.

Our Experience

Once we found a pattern and strength we liked, we got to work. Having the motor on top initially was deemed “too much” as the pressure was a bit painful. This called for a pause to change the position of the motor to the underside of my penis. This was much more pleasurable for my wife as she still felt all the heavy vibrations, as well as some minor perineum stimulation. I definitely had no complaints as the vibrations seemed to shake my entire lower body as well as giving my balls a good wiggle as well. That brings up my next point. This motor is insanely strong! Once turned up to max level this thing seems to have spine-shaking power! It was pretty incredible and my wife definitely agreed.

Experimenting with Positions

We decided to mix it up and change the position of the vibrator by placing it around my balls and shaft. This proved to me more of a challenge than I thought. Although the silicone ring is stretchy, it does seem to have obvious limits. And, even though I am not that large, it still seemed to stretch the ring to its maximum. I was genuinely concerned we would break it. We were eventually able to get everything into position and opted to have the motor again on the bottom. This time, under my balls and next to my perineum. This definitely gave me more pleasure but due to the larger mass inside the ring, the vibrations through the penis were lessened dramatically. My wife was still able to feel them, but even on the highest setting it was much lower than just around the shaft.

Exploring the Design

Je Joue Mio Exploring the Design

The Je Joue Mio definitely feels like a premium toy. The body-safe silicone is velvety smooth and the plastic portion on top, which houses the buttons, also serves as the magnetic charging port. Once the charger is attached, there is a small red heart that appears, which is a nice touch. This also lights up when it is turned on. The buttons on top feel nice but are pretty hard to push, so making changes in the middle of the action is darn near impossible. We did have a slight issue with our first sample in that when trying to stretch the ring around my balls and shaft, it broke right at the corner of the ring and the motor. This was where the silicone was the thinnest, so I could see this as a design flaw, but could have also been bad luck.

A Closer Look at the Je Joue Mio’s Ease of Use

Je Joue Mio A Closer Look at the Je Joue Mio’s Ease of Use

The Je Joue Mio is pretty much like any other cock ring in its usage. It fits around the shaft well but trying to fit both by balls and shaft into the ring proved a major challenge. As stated previously, the buttons on top are pretty hard to push as well but the plus, minus, and swirl for increase/on, decrease/off and pattern are easy to discern no matter the situation.

The Je Joue Mio: Quality vs Expectation

Je Joue Mio The Je Joue Mio: Quality vs Expectation

The Je Joue Mio definitely doesn't feel cheap. It has a good weight to it and those vibrations... man, are they strong! It is by no means the quietest toy at its maximum vibration strength, but I have also heard louder. The one main quality issue involved our first review sample, in that when trying to place it around my balls and shaft, it broke. Right where the ring meets the vibrating motor, where the silicone is the thinnest for sure. SheVibe was great in sending us another sample to review ASAP. It definitely could have been a dud, but based on the break, I can see where this was the weak point in the design.

The Price of Je Joue Mio

Je Joue Mio The Price of Je Joue Mio

The Je Joue Mio retails for around $110, which is on par with many "premium" cock rings. Although, many of the competitors around this price point do have app controls or a remote, which this does not. The quality is good and the nice design, magnetic charger and great packaging definitely help complete the package. All of that, combined with the super strong rumbles, can definitely make this worth it for some people.

Testing the Limits of the Je Joue Mio

Je Joue Mio Testing the Limits of the Je Joue Mio

The Je Joue Mio's "deep rumble" technology is definitely worthy of the name. It stimulated both myself and my wife, and they make me feel like a powerful vibrating dildo! At its highest speed, it was definitely not quiet. But, knock it down a notch or two and nobody would never notice it was there. We experienced great battery life having only charged it one time for multiple sessions. Overall, it performed great.

Unwrapping the Je Joue Mio: A Look at the Packaging

Je Joue Mio Unwrapping the Je Joue Mio: A Look at the Packaging

This has to have some of the nicest packaging for an item I've ever seen. Not just sex toys, but items in general. Great care was taken in the design and material selection of the packaging. From the subtle floral design on the box to the hidden flap that holds all the accessories. Looking at the box you would not think it contained a sex toy. Maybe some French designer perfume. but definitely not a cock ring. It was stellar. Inside, you get the Mio, a charging cord, a simple instructions pamphlet, and a Je Joue product list. Those are all fairly basic items but when you look at everything together, it is the complete package.

How to care for the Je Joue Mio

Je Joue Mio How to care for the Je Joue Mio

The Je Joue Mio is made of 100% body safe, waterproof, vegan silicone and ABS plastic. It has a decent weight to it but is by no means heavy. Its waterproof properties make for great shower play and cleaning it is as easy as using a mild soap and warm water.

Specifications and features

Vibration patterns7 
Vibration speeds5 
WidthVibrator: 2 inches
Diameter (internal)Ring: 1.25 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic 
WaterproofYes 
Battery Life120 minutes
RechargeableYes 
Charging Time120 minutes
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Remote ControlsNo 
Travel LockNo 
Colors AvailableBlack, Purple 

Comparing Je Joue Mio with alternatives

Compare Je Joue MioJe Joue Mio
Overall score4.4 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 3.9 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.5 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating4.3 / 5.0
from 57 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 278 users
4.1 / 5.0
from 25 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 667 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
PricePricey Moderate Premium Pricey Affordable
Design90 / 100 85 / 100 70 / 100 85 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 90 / 100 65 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100
Quality70 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Sound80 / 100 20 / 100 40 / 100 20 / 100 60 / 100
Power100 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblyvery rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly somewhat rumbly
Vibration patterns7 -4 6 -
Vibration speeds5 -5 --
WidthVibrator: 2 inches1.22 inches-Vibrating Portion: 1.7 inches1.5 inches
Diameter (internal)Ring: 1.25 inches-1.75 inches-1 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic Silicone Silicone Silicone Silicone, ABS Plastic
WaterproofYes Submersible Yes Yes Yes
Battery Life120 minutes120 minutes175 minutes90 minutes90 minutes
RechargeableYes USB Yes Yes Yes (USB)
Charging Time120 minutes90 minutes70 minutes120 minutes70 minutes
Storage Bag IncludedNo No Yes Yes No
Remote ControlsNo App Controlled Yes, via the app No No
Travel LockNo -Yes No -
Colors AvailableBlack, Purple Grey Black Black and Green Pink
Vibration modes-10 --7
Length-2.79 inches5.24 inches-3.5 inches
Diameter-2.4 inchesnull inchesRing: 1.14 inches-
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FAQ

What type of lube should I use with the Je Joue Mio?
You should use a water based lube as a silicone base lubricant could degrade the materials over time.
Do I have to use the Je Joue Mio as a cock ring?
Absolutely not. Although it is designed for be used with a penis or dildo, it can easily be used as a hand or finger vibrator for solo or partner play.
What is the Je Joue Mio made of?
It is made of 100% body safe, waterproof, vegan silicone and ABS plastic.
How many vibration speeds and patterns are there?
There are 7 patterns and 5 speeds.
Is the Je Joue Mio loud?
On the highest setting, it is definitely noticeable. With that being said, lower the setting one or two notches and its is almost inaudible.

Instructions - Manual

There is no instruction manual online but you can see my Quick Start Guide above for details.

Author
Jason Bragdon
Jason Bragdon

I’m a scientist both professionally and at heart, so I love experimenting. Trying new things in the bedroom has become an exciting part of our love life. Sometimes it’s both exciting and terrifying but the end result is learning more about ourselves, personally and sexually.

Age: 40
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Moderate
All-time favorite sex toy: Fleshligh Ice Lady
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