Lifelike Lover Luxe Ultra Realistic Silicone Dildo Review

Personal Experience

I’m not gonna lie, this bad boy intimidated me! I’m not sure if it was the color of the tip, the veins, or the fact that it’s my first suction cup dildo and I wasn’t sure what to do with it, but I’m SO glad I took the plunge. When the Lifelike Lover Luxe Ultra Realistic Silicone Dildo arrived, I was a little embarrassed opening and handling it in front of my partner. I’m sure it was just the old purity-culture, religious-guilt that surfaced, but once I got used to the look and feel, I was ready to give it a go. I was disappointed that it didn’t come with a storage bag or container, though. I have many toys, lubes, and lingerie items in my drawer and try to take very good care of all of them. With pets, there’s always dog/cat hair around, and one of the best ways I know of to keep my toys in good, hygienic shape is storage containers. For the price, I assumed there would be a resealable (Ziploc-type) bag, but there wasn’t.

Sweet Anticipation

My partner and I eagerly anticipate “clean sheet day”, which is usually Sunday. This is our planned time together while the rest of the week is for spontaneous play. When the Lifelike Lover Luxe dildo arrived, we saved it for our “Sunday-Funday”. We talked about it all week and teased each other with the way(s) we wanted to use it. When the night arrived, I was very ready to try it out. We’ll call this a “blind taste test” if you will, because this particular night, I was blindfolded. I find this is a great way for me to turn my brain off and just focus on the touch and feel of my partner and the new toy.

First Try

We have a harness, but for the first time using this realistic dildo, I wanted to see how well it did as a hand-held toy. After a good lube-up, the tip was inserted into me and my immediate thought was how much it felt like a real penis. The soft-texture with a firmer inside made it feel completely authentic. The girth was very close to what I’ve been used to, so I enjoyed that feeling of being filled-up but not so much that I was being overly stretched. When it was worked in to the full length, I could definitely feel every inch, but it hit all the right places. The dildo is also flexible, so it moved around and adjusted to my anatomy nicely. Being hand-held made it easy to twist and shift into new and exciting angles. The balls at the base gave it that extra little bit of resemblance of realistic anatomy but also, when turned “upside down,” gave my clitoris the type of contact it really likes. The suction cup end was a little awkward to hold and adjust, especially when lubed up, but the orgasm that resulted a few minutes into use was worth the klutzy grip.

Second Use

I have a sex chair with an attachment arm underneath, so I was excited to finally be able to use it. The suction cup is very strong and easy to attach without any problems. After lubing the dildo up, I sat down. The size made it necessary to go slowly and work my way up to inserting the full length. Once I was there, though, it felt exactly like the real thing. It slid in and out perfectly and, again, the slight curve hit exactly where I needed it to. I usually require clit stimulation to orgasm, so I grabbed my handy bullet vibrator and held it there while I rode the dildo. To get the perfect angle, I leaned the chair forward slightly, and that’s all it took. I came in less than a minute, which may be a new record for me. This might just be my new favorite “quick come” set-up when I need some relief but have very little time to get there. I will absolutely do this again, and often.

Experimentation

Shower Sex

In an effort to test the Lifelike Lover Luxe Ultra Realistic Silicone Dildo in as many scenarios as possible, I took it into the shower with me. The suction is perfect for the tile wall. It held fast as I bent over and pressed into it from behind. The small stall meant that my legs were closer together, squeezing it more and creating a pressure that was enjoyable. This position did make it tricky to insert, and there aren’t many other ways I could see to use it since I don’t have a chair or low shelf or anything else in there to change it up. I did try to stick it to the bottom of the tub and sit on it, but that didn’t work very well for me. But if your shower/tub is configured better, you could absolutely use it in many pleasurable ways.

Solo Session

Next, I tried to use it for solo play without my chair. I’m a pretty flexible person but there really wasn’t a good angle when using it by myself. My hand didn’t really know where to hold it while inserting or pumping, and the lube made it extra slippery. This attempt resulted in no climax and left me frustrated until I used a different toy.

Oral Fun

Lastly, I decided to get in a little oral practice. The realistic color, texture, and size gave me the feel of taking a real cock. It suctioned to my mirror easily and sturdily, giving me a great view of myself sucking it down. The shaft, with its sliding “skin”, made it easy to practice adding my hand and trying different techniques. It’ll take me a while, if ever, to be able to deepthroat it, but if you are looking for a dildo to train your throat or test out throat spray, this would be a great toy for that.

Harness Testing

I own a harness but my partner and I haven’t ventured into pegging yet. I attached it to the harness and put it on just to see how it felt and now I’m excited to give it a go. It had a bit of weight to it and swung around as I’d imagine a real penis might. It fit into our universal harness well after I got the hang of working it around the suction cup.