Mr. Hankey’s Toys BFG Review

Personal Experience

Not The BFG You’re Thinking Of.

When I first saw the title of the BFG way back when I bought it, the first thought that came to mind was, “big…friendly…giant?” I knew kinks came in all shapes, but I’d never heard of a Roald Dahl kink before. Then I read the description of the BFG, and while big fucking genitalia makes more sense, I’ll never get over the mental image of the big friendly giant with a monster knobly schlong. My wife and I were interested in the BFG as we wanted a dildo she could use on me that would fulfill my need for size, stimulate my prostate, look a bit other worldly for her, and be strapon compatible. Well it checked most of those boxes. The BFG along with most of the toys Mr. Hankey’s Toys offers are LARGE from the get go they are not beginner toys. The overall length of the medium sized BFG is 11in, and that’s it’s smallest size. From out of the box this big dildo quickly lived up to all my size king needs. While the BFG is one of the biggest toys I own, getting it in me has never been a problem as long as I’m warmed up and everything is well lubed there is no issue with it. The size is wonderfully filling and it creates great orgasms.

A BFG From Another World

The shape of the BFG also checks all the necessary boxes. It’s head is tapered and has a well defined glans that’s nice and bumpy, this makes it really effective for prostate stimulation, The shaft of the BFG has three more bulbus sections all with generous bumps and ridges that makes insertion and fucking with it mind blowing. The pictures of the BFG don’t really do it justice on just how different the design of the BFG is. This fantasy dildo looks nothing like a human penis, and nothing like a horse or dog dildo, it is completely otherworldly in its appearance which to be fair, has become a bit of a staple for the designs at Mr. Hankey’s Toys. The sheer size and weight of the BFG also add to the aura that the BFG creates. Massive and imposing, but also beckoning you to want to try it out and see for yourself if you can handle all of it. When my wife said she wanted a dildo that would make her feel powerful and otherworldly, it’s obvious once you see it up close why the BFG was one of her picks.

Did You Say Strap in Or Strap-On.

Up until now I’ve basically been gushing over how much I love the BFG, and it’s true, I do love it, it’s one of my favorite toys. That doesn’t mean it isn’t without it’s issues, and for me it has two glaring ones. As I mentioned earlier one of the reasons I got the BFG was to use for pegging with my wife. We saw that it had a flared base so we could MacGyver a ring to put around it to use for a harness. Well this was back in 2019, and at the time Mr. Hankey’s Toys didn’t offer any harnesses or rings for their toys like they do now, so we had to find our own. We were able to find rings that fit the base (the medium sized BFG requires harness rings with a 3in diameter at minimum), but at the time we were never able to find a harness that could easily accommodate a toy of this size, so sadly the BFG never had its day where the sun doesn’t shine as far as strapon paly is concerned. The second biggest issue I have with the BFG is the bend. The angle of the bend in the upper part of the shaft causes the head to bend over itself and more or less stop me from really going deep on it. It’s not every time that this happens, if I’m mindful of how I’m inserting it when I really want to go deeper it’s not an issue, but it does get annoying when I want to throw care to the wind and really go to town on it. while this is a known issue for me, it may not be for others who try it with anal or vaginal paly.

BFG and Me.

Ever since I got the BFG years ago, it has been a constant go to in my anal play tool box. It feels great, looks awesome, and it’s made of premium materials. Aside from two issue that are mostly specific to me, I can’t find many faults with the BFG. It’s always going to be a toy I like and I don’t think I’m ever going to get tired of it. I would highly recommend it to anyone looking for a massive monster dildo.