Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo – Test & Review

Edwina
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Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is a hand-sculpted, platinum silicone dildo that’s not only colorful but is molded to be the penis of an other-worldly creature. It’s large, thick, incredibly textured and has a suction cup base that sticks, and holds tightly, to nearly any flat surface.

Design:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
Quality:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other similar sex toys.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Low
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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.

5.0/5.0
User rating:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0
Sources
5 / 5  BigShocked (1)
Design:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.

 100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 100/100
Quality:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 100/100
Price:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other similar sex toys.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Low
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.

 5.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 5.0/5.0

Sources
5 / 5  BigShocked (1)
Price:Low

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is cheap compared to other similar sex toys.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 5

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.

User rating: 5

Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
5/5BigShocked (1)

Table of contents (17)

My Personal Experiences

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

I have crushed on these hand-poured, artistically sculpted, platinum dildos for a while now. I fell in lust on Twitter while going through photos of small-business-owning, dildo-smiths displaying their beautiful pieces of art. And while I tried to snag one for a review, no one was willing to send me one. That is, until Bigshocked sent me the Alien I Graffiti Dildo!

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is Stunning!

First of all, this dildo is absolutely stunning! The swirled colors of red, yellow and blue meet in spots to create deep purple, green and gold hues. The head of this dildo is very much alien-like as it appears to be an intergalactic flower, opening up to swallow you whole. Below the glans are two, thick, textured rings of alien foreskin followed by intricately carved ridges that swirl around the shaft. The main vein is thick and prominent, almost like a spine and on the topside of the shaft are small knots. The bottom of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is thick and textured and underneath is the suction cup, which is also textured on the outside. It’s a medium softness, so not too firm and not squishy, so it moves and flexes to fit any willing vagina or anus. If you are into this dildo, you will definitely like fantasy dildos from Shevibe. Have a look and see if you find anything you like!

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo Was Too Much Alien for Me

As much as I tried, my hoo-ha just wasn’t up to the occasion, but not for the lack of trying! Post-menopause has not been nice to my V, as her tissues are thinning and they’d rather tear than stretch to accommodate this massive and beautiful sex toy. However, just trying to mount this big boy was thrilling in and of itself. It’s silky smooth and all of the texture feels different that anything I’ve ever had the pleasure to place (almost) in my V.

Buying the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

If you’re in love with this beautiful hunk of dildo and fantasize of using it on your partner, please be sure it’s something you’ve discussed with them first. Surprise sex toys are great, but only if it’s something you actually want. The sheet size and girth of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo may frighten some people away. However, if you’ve always dreamed of owning your own fantasy dildo, go for it! The price is right, it’s well made and it’s beyond gorgeous!

Pros
ProsMade from platinum silicone
ProsSculpted with all sorts of stimulating textures
ProsSuction cup base holds tight to many surfaces
ProsHead is narrower for easier insertion
ProsThick shaft for those who want the full feeling
ProsCan double as kinky displayable art
Cons
ProsMay be too large for some
ProsMore difficult to clean with the ridges and ribbing
ProsPlatinum silicone is sticky and collects dirt, dust and pet hair

Design

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo will certainly give you a big shock, especially if you’re accustomed to looking at, and purchasing vanilla dildos that resemble the real thing or are simply phallic shaped. This dildo is a piece of art with stunning colors, ripples, thick ribbing, small knots and a head that looks like an alien plant in bloom. The Bigshocked Alien I also features a suction cup base for hands-free, wild masturbation sessions and is extremely large in length and girth.

Ease of Use

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

Dildos are pretty easy to use as there are no batteries to charge or buttons to push. The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is no different, besides the fact that it’s massive in size and has a strong, suction cup base. And being the creative person I am, I went around my house, sticking the dildo to various surfaces to see how well it held. A+ on walls, smooth floors, dining chairs and a small, wooden table.

Quality

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is created by pouring platinum silicone into a hand-carved mold. As a result, you get a dildo that’s not only unique, but feels much different than your average dildo. It’s softer and more flexible than most dildos and although the platinum silicone is sticky to the touch, once a water-based lubricant is applied, it feels luxurious inside your body.

Price

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

When comparing the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo to other sex toys of this caliber, the price is insanely low. Most dildos created with platinum silicone and molded like this, cost around the $100 mark, sometimes more. In addition, they aren’t something you readily find in popular sex toy shops as they aren't easy to mass produce. On the contrary, they are usually found in small, exclusive shops and created by dildo-smiths that only do handmade, artistic dildos.

Performance

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

The Bigshocked Alien I Grafitti Dildo performed well in my “what does it stick to” test. Plus, it held tight for a long period of time, even when adding lubricant and slapping it around a bit. And considering its size, weight and girth, that is an amazing feat!

Packaging

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo arrived in a simple, black, cardboard box with no graphics or images. Inside, the dildo was in a large, frosted, plastic bag. Nothing spectacular, extremely discreet and not at all what I expected for such a jaw-droppingly, gorgeous, work of sex toy art.

Materials and care

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is made from top-tier, platinum silicone, so it’s body-safe and free from any harsh chemicals. Therefore, it’s important that you use only a water-based lubricant on it while playing. When cleaning this massive dildo, you can use a sex toy cleanser that’s labeled safe for silicone as well as mild soap and water. Additionally, I would highly recommend using a soft-bristle toothbrush in order to clean inside all of the fine ribbing, knots and ripples around the toy.

Special feature

My Personal Experiences with Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

Of course, the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo, in and of itself, is a special feature! Just look at it! However, the suction cup base is so well made, it sticks to nearly any flat surface and holds tight! Seriously, as I sit here typing this, that big guy is stuck to the cardboard cover of my notebook! It stuck to my wall, vinyl wood flooring, stainless-look appliances, glass window, the bottom of a porcelain toilet and a wooden table and dining chair. Therefore, you can move all around the house with this dong.

Tested and reviewed by

Edwina

Age:
56-65
Sex toy experience:
Advanced
Gender:
Female
Sexual orientation:
Heterosexual
All-time favorite sex toy:
Recommended for the advanced user

The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with considerable experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced

You should buy the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo if you...

You should buyYou love large dildos.
You should buyLike the feeling of texture.
You should buyFantasize about stretching either the vagina or anus.
You should buyHave a great deal of experience with penetration.
You should buyHave an affinity for artistic things.

You should NOT buy the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo if you...

You should NOT buyYou don’t have a great deal of experience with penetration.
You should NOT buyYou suffer from pelvic floor dysfunction.
You should NOT buyYou are post-menopausal or have problems with thinning vaginal tissue.
You should NOT buyYou plan on surprising your partner before discussing a sex toy this large.

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
MaterialsPlatinum silicone 
TextureRidges, bumps, ripples 
Length8.07 inches
Insertable length6.69 inches
DiameterGlans 2.09 inches
DiameterShaft 2.32 inches

Conclusion

Overall, I rate the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo highly because it has everything you would want in a fantasy dildo. It’s created with the highest-grade silicone available, making it body-safe and durable. Plus, the hand-sculpted textures are gorgeous and feel incredible. The suction cup base is one of the best I have used and will hold tight no matter how wild you ride. But the best thing about this dildo is the price! It’s affordable fantasy that fits nearly every budget. A fantastic sex toy to fulfill that stretching fantasy, whether it’s your bottom or vagina and perfect for singles and couples too.

Comparing Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo with alternatives

Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
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Crystal Heart Glass Dildo
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Colours Pleasures 5 Inch Dildo
Colours Pleasures 5 Inch Dildo
Vixen Randy
Vixen Randy
Icicles No 59 Candy Cane Dildo
Icicles No 59 Candy Cane Dildo
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 3.6 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 1 users
4.4 / 5.0
from 14 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 83 users
3.9 / 5.0
from 7 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 4 users
4.1 / 5.0
from 39 users
PriceLow Medium Low Low High Low
Design100 / 100 98 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 75 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 65 / 100 75 / 100 99 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100
Quality100 / 100 92 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
MaterialsPlatinum silicone TPE Borosilicate Glass Body-safe silicone Silicone Glass
TextureRidges, bumps, ripples -----
Length8.07 inchesPenis: 7.09, Leg: 3.94 inches8 inches7 inches6 inches7.5 Inches inches
Insertable length6.69 inchesAnus: 5.91 inches6 inches5.25 inches5.75 inches5.5-6.5 Inches inches
DiameterGlans 2.09 inches-1.4 inches1.5 inches--
Height-21.26 inches----
Diameter (internal)-Anus: 0.28 inches----
Waterproof-Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Weight-37.17 lbs---1.24 Pounds lbs
Condom safe-Yes ----
Storage Bag Included-Yes Yes No No No
Colors Available-Fair & Wheat -Pink, Purple, Blue, Black, Rainbow, 3 Skin Tones --
Flexibility--Rigid Firm --
Width----2.25 inches1 Inch inches
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How to use Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo

Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Take it slow!
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is a long and thick sex toy. If you're not accustomed to using such a large sex toy, be sure and relax, take it slow and if you feel too much pain, it may be best to start with a smaller sex toy and work your way up.
Lube up!
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Before using the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo be sure and slather it with lots of water-based lubricant. Platinum silicone tends to be sticky without lubricant and will likely be uncomfortable upon insertion without proper lubrication.
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Great for vaginas
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
The Bigshocked Alien I graffiti Dildo is perfect for vaginal insertion either with a partner or by using the suction cup base on any flat, smooth surface.
Makes a great fantasy plug
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
For those who are used to using large dildos anally as well as larger butt plugs, the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is safe for anal play because of its wide base and suction cup bottom.
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Clean this dildo thoroughly
Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
Because of it unique texture, be sure and clean the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo thoroughly with soap and warm water. You should also use a soft-bristled toothbrush to get in between the ribbed areas.

FAQ

Can I use this toy anally?
Yes you can but only if you're a seasoned butt-play pro! The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo has a large, suction cup base, making it safe for anal penetration.
Can this dildo be boiled instead of washed?
Yes. Platinum silicone can be boiled in a pot of water only. Boil for 3-5 minutes, carefully remove the dildo from the pot using tongs and let it sit until cool. Dry thoroughly before storing in a sex toy bag or the plastic bag that came with the product.
Is it normal for this dildo to be sticky?
Yes. The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is made with platinum silicone, which tends to be sticky. Because of this, it's important to wash the dildo before and after use, and to store it in a sex toy bag to prevent dust, dirt and pet hair from sticking to the surface.
Can the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo be used in a harness?
Yes and no. If you have a large enough harness in which the thick dildo will fit, it can be used in that manner. However, it is not recommended, as the harness can damage the base of the dildo, making it separate from the shaft, thus, making it unsafe for further use.
Will the bright colors of the dildo fade?
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is certainly gorgeous with it's multi-colored design. But no worries! The dyes are heated along with the platinum silicone, before being molded. So, the color is through and though and will not fade.

Instructions - Manual

No online manual exists and it didn’t come with a manual. Therefore, use your sex toy knowledge to use and care for the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.

  1. Wash well before use using mild soap and warm water.
  2. I would suggest using a soft-bristle toothbrush to clean between the ribbing.
  3. Use only water-based lubricants.
  4. Wash well after use using a mild soap and warm water or sex toy cleanser made specifically for silicone toys.
  5. Dry well before storing in a sex toy bag to avoid lint, dust or pet hair from accumulating on the surface of the sex toy.

How did the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo get tested and reviewed?

Receiving the productReceiving the product

We sent the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

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Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.

Author
Edwina
Edwina

Edwina was selling sex toys in a home party plan long before they became mainstream! She uses her 30+ years of experience in pleasure products, romance, relationships, sexual health and writing to spread sexual education and positivity to anyone seeking advice and knowledge. She tells it how it is and uses real world experiences and humor to get her point across. Edwina has been with BedBible since day 1 and also does review videos and podcast hosting.

Age: 56-65
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Advanced
All-time favorite sex toy: Lora DiCarlo Baci
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