Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo – Test & Review
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My Personal Experiences
I have crushed on these hand-poured, artistically sculpted, platinum dildos for a while now. I fell in lust on Twitter while going through photos of small-business-owning, dildo-smiths displaying their beautiful pieces of art. And while I tried to snag one for a review, no one was willing to send me one. That is, until Bigshocked sent me the Alien I Graffiti Dildo!
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is Stunning!
First of all, this dildo is absolutely stunning! The swirled colors of red, yellow and blue meet in spots to create deep purple, green and gold hues. The head of this dildo is very much alien-like as it appears to be an intergalactic flower, opening up to swallow you whole. Below the glans are two, thick, textured rings of alien foreskin followed by intricately carved ridges that swirl around the shaft. The main vein is thick and prominent, almost like a spine and on the topside of the shaft are small knots. The bottom of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is thick and textured and underneath is the suction cup, which is also textured on the outside. It’s a medium softness, so not too firm and not squishy, so it moves and flexes to fit any willing vagina or anus. If you are into this dildo, you will definitely like fantasy dildos from Shevibe. Have a look and see if you find anything you like!The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo Was Too Much Alien for Me
As much as I tried, my hoo-ha just wasn’t up to the occasion, but not for the lack of trying! Post-menopause has not been nice to my V, as her tissues are thinning and they’d rather tear than stretch to accommodate this massive and beautiful sex toy. However, just trying to mount this big boy was thrilling in and of itself. It’s silky smooth and all of the texture feels different that anything I’ve ever had the pleasure to place (almost) in my V.Buying the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
If you’re in love with this beautiful hunk of dildo and fantasize of using it on your partner, please be sure it’s something you’ve discussed with them first. Surprise sex toys are great, but only if it’s something you actually want. The sheet size and girth of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo may frighten some people away. However, if you’ve always dreamed of owning your own fantasy dildo, go for it! The price is right, it’s well made and it’s beyond gorgeous!
Made from platinum siliconeSculpted with all sorts of stimulating texturesSuction cup base holds tight to many surfacesHead is narrower for easier insertionThick shaft for those who want the full feelingCan double as kinky displayable art
May be too large for someMore difficult to clean with the ridges and ribbingPlatinum silicone is sticky and collects dirt, dust and pet hairDesign
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo will certainly give you a big shock, especially if you’re accustomed to looking at, and purchasing vanilla dildos that resemble the real thing or are simply phallic shaped. This dildo is a piece of art with stunning colors, ripples, thick ribbing, small knots and a head that looks like an alien plant in bloom. The Bigshocked Alien I also features a suction cup base for hands-free, wild masturbation sessions and is extremely large in length and girth.
Ease of Use
Dildos are pretty easy to use as there are no batteries to charge or buttons to push. The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is no different, besides the fact that it’s massive in size and has a strong, suction cup base. And being the creative person I am, I went around my house, sticking the dildo to various surfaces to see how well it held. A+ on walls, smooth floors, dining chairs and a small, wooden table.
Quality
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is created by pouring platinum silicone into a hand-carved mold. As a result, you get a dildo that’s not only unique, but feels much different than your average dildo. It’s softer and more flexible than most dildos and although the platinum silicone is sticky to the touch, once a water-based lubricant is applied, it feels luxurious inside your body.
Price
When comparing the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo to other sex toys of this caliber, the price is insanely low. Most dildos created with platinum silicone and molded like this, cost around the $100 mark, sometimes more. In addition, they aren’t something you readily find in popular sex toy shops as they aren't easy to mass produce. On the contrary, they are usually found in small, exclusive shops and created by dildo-smiths that only do handmade, artistic dildos.
Performance
The Bigshocked Alien I Grafitti Dildo performed well in my “what does it stick to” test. Plus, it held tight for a long period of time, even when adding lubricant and slapping it around a bit. And considering its size, weight and girth, that is an amazing feat!
Packaging
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo arrived in a simple, black, cardboard box with no graphics or images. Inside, the dildo was in a large, frosted, plastic bag. Nothing spectacular, extremely discreet and not at all what I expected for such a jaw-droppingly, gorgeous, work of sex toy art.
Materials and care
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is made from top-tier, platinum silicone, so it’s body-safe and free from any harsh chemicals. Therefore, it’s important that you use only a water-based lubricant on it while playing. When cleaning this massive dildo, you can use a sex toy cleanser that’s labeled safe for silicone as well as mild soap and water. Additionally, I would highly recommend using a soft-bristle toothbrush in order to clean inside all of the fine ribbing, knots and ripples around the toy.
Special feature
Of course, the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo, in and of itself, is a special feature! Just look at it! However, the suction cup base is so well made, it sticks to nearly any flat surface and holds tight! Seriously, as I sit here typing this, that big guy is stuck to the cardboard cover of my notebook! It stuck to my wall, vinyl wood flooring, stainless-look appliances, glass window, the bottom of a porcelain toilet and a wooden table and dining chair. Therefore, you can move all around the house with this dong.
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with considerable experience
You should buy the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo if you...
You love large dildos.Like the feeling of texture.Fantasize about stretching either the vagina or anus.Have a great deal of experience with penetration.Have an affinity for artistic things.You should NOT buy the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo if you...
You don’t have a great deal of experience with penetration.You suffer from pelvic floor dysfunction.You are post-menopausal or have problems with thinning vaginal tissue.You plan on surprising your partner before discussing a sex toy this large.Specifications and features
| Materials | Platinum silicone |
| Texture | Ridges, bumps, ripples |
| Length | 8.07 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.69 inches |
| Diameter | Glans 2.09 inches |
| Diameter | Shaft 2.32 inches |
Conclusion
Overall, I rate the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo highly because it has everything you would want in a fantasy dildo. It’s created with the highest-grade silicone available, making it body-safe and durable. Plus, the hand-sculpted textures are gorgeous and feel incredible. The suction cup base is one of the best I have used and will hold tight no matter how wild you ride. But the best thing about this dildo is the price! It’s affordable fantasy that fits nearly every budget. A fantastic sex toy to fulfill that stretching fantasy, whether it’s your bottom or vagina and perfect for singles and couples too.
Comparing Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo with alternatives
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| Overall score | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.6 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 14 users | 4.9 / 5.0 from 83 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 7 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.1 / 5.0 from 39 users |
| Price | Low | Medium | Low | Low | High | Low |
| Design | 100 / 100 | 98 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 65 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 99 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 92 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Materials | Platinum silicone | TPE | Borosilicate Glass | Body-safe silicone | Silicone | Glass |
| Texture | Ridges, bumps, ripples | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 8.07 inches | Penis: 7.09, Leg: 3.94 inches | 8 inches | 7 inches | 6 inches | 7.5 Inches inches |
| Insertable length | 6.69 inches | Anus: 5.91 inches | 6 inches | 5.25 inches | 5.75 inches | 5.5-6.5 Inches inches |
| Diameter | Glans 2.09 inches | - | 1.4 inches | 1.5 inches | - | - |
| Height | - | 21.26 inches | - | - | - | - |
| Diameter (internal) | - | Anus: 0.28 inches | - | - | - | - |
| Waterproof | - | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Weight | - | 37.17 lbs | - | - | - | 1.24 Pounds lbs |
| Condom safe | - | Yes | - | - | - | - |
| Storage Bag Included | - | Yes | Yes | No | No | No |
| Colors Available | - | Fair & Wheat | - | Pink, Purple, Blue, Black, Rainbow, 3 Skin Tones | - | - |
| Flexibility | - | - | Rigid | Firm | - | - |
| Width | - | - | - | - | 2.25 inches | 1 Inch inches |
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How to use Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
FAQ
Instructions - Manual
No online manual exists and it didn’t come with a manual. Therefore, use your sex toy knowledge to use and care for the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.
- Wash well before use using mild soap and warm water.
- I would suggest using a soft-bristle toothbrush to clean between the ribbing.
- Use only water-based lubricants.
- Wash well after use using a mild soap and warm water or sex toy cleanser made specifically for silicone toys.
- Dry well before storing in a sex toy bag to avoid lint, dust or pet hair from accumulating on the surface of the sex toy.
How did the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo get tested and reviewed?
Receiving the productWe sent the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.
Testing and writingOur tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo to share with you in this review.
The test is uploaded hereAfter non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.
The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.