Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo – Test & Review
Overall Rating
5.0/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
5/5.0
User Ratings:
5.0/5.0
Based on 1 user reviews
Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.
Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Cheap
Rating: Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is affordable compared to other undefined.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I endorse Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo for experts due to its advanced features. Beginners ambitious for a challenge will find it a robust tool for growth.
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My Verdict
Overall, I rate the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo highly because it has everything you would want in a fantasy dildo. It’s created with the highest-grade silicone available, making it body-safe and durable. Plus, the hand-sculpted textures are gorgeous and feel incredible. The suction cup base is one of the best I have used and will hold tight no matter how wild you ride. But the best thing about this dildo is the price! It’s affordable fantasy that fits nearly every budget. A fantastic sex toy to fulfill that stretching fantasy, whether it’s your bottom or vagina and perfect for singles and couples too.
Buy, if you...
- You love large dildos.
- Like the feeling of texture.
- Fantasize about stretching either the vagina or anus.
- Have a great deal of experience with penetration.
- Have an affinity for artistic things.
Don't buy, if you...
- You don’t have a great deal of experience with penetration.
- You suffer from pelvic floor dysfunction.
- You are post-menopausal or have problems with thinning vaginal tissue.
- You plan on surprising your partner before discussing a sex toy this large.
About The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is a hand-sculpted, platinum silicone dildo that’s not only colorful but is molded to be the penis of an other-worldly creature. It’s large, thick, incredibly textured and has a suction cup base that sticks, and holds tightly, to nearly any flat surface.
Pros
- ✅Made from platinum silicone
- ✅Sculpted with all sorts of stimulating textures
- ✅Suction cup base holds tight to many surfaces
- ✅Head is narrower for easier insertion
- ✅Thick shaft for those who want the full feeling
- ✅Can double as kinky displayable art
Cons
- ❌May be too large for some
- ❌More difficult to clean with the ridges and ribbing
- ❌Platinum silicone is sticky and collects dirt, dust and pet hair
Table of contents (13)
The Realities of Using the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
I have crushed on these hand-poured, artistically sculpted, fantasy dildos for a while now. I fell in lust on Twitter while going through photos of small-business-owning, dildo-smiths displaying their beautiful pieces of art. And while I tried to snag one for a review, no one was willing to send me one. That is, until Bigshocked sent me the Alien I Graffiti Dildo!
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is Stunning!
First of all, this dildo is absolutely stunning! The swirled colors of red, yellow and blue meet in spots to create deep purple, green and gold hues. The head of this dildo is very much alien-like as it appears to be an intergalactic flower, opening up to swallow you whole. Below the glans are two, thick, textured rings of alien foreskin followed by intricately carved ridges that swirl around the shaft. The main vein is thick and prominent, almost like a spine and on the topside of the shaft are small knots. The bottom of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is thick and textured and underneath is the suction cup, which is also textured on the outside. It’s a medium softness, so not too firm and not squishy, so it moves and flexes to fit any willing vagina or anus. If you are into this dildo, you will definitely like fantasy dildos from Shevibe. Have a look and see if you find anything you like!The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo Was Too Much Alien for Me
As much as I tried, my hoo-ha just wasn’t up to the occasion, but not for the lack of trying! Post-menopause has not been nice to my V, as her tissues are thinning and they’d rather tear than stretch to accommodate this massive and beautiful sex toy. However, just trying to mount this big boy was thrilling in and of itself. It’s silky smooth and all of the texture feels different that anything I’ve ever had the pleasure to place (almost) in my V.Buying the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
If you’re in love with this beautiful hunk of dildo and fantasize of using it on your partner, please be sure it’s something you’ve discussed with them first. Surprise sex toys are great, but only if it’s something you actually want. The sheet size and girth of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo may frighten some people away. However, if you’ve always dreamed of owning your own fantasy dildo, go for it! The price is right, it’s well made and it’s beyond gorgeous!The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo’s design
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo will certainly give you a big shock, especially if you’re accustomed to looking at, and purchasing vanilla dildos that resemble the real thing or are simply phallic shaped. This dildo is a piece of art with stunning colors, ripples, thick ribbing, small knots and a head that looks like an alien plant in bloom. The Bigshocked Alien I also features a suction cup base for hands-free, wild masturbation sessions and is extremely large in length and girth.
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo: User Convenience
Dildos are pretty easy to use as there are no batteries to charge or buttons to push. The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is no different, besides the fact that it’s massive in size and has a strong, suction cup base. And being the creative person I am, I went around my house, sticking the dildo to various surfaces to see how well it held. A+ on walls, smooth floors, dining chairs and a small, wooden table.
Superior Quality or Just Hype?
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is created by pouring platinum silicone into a hand-carved mold. As a result, you get a dildo that’s not only unique, but feels much different than your average dildo. It’s softer and more flexible than most dildos and although the platinum silicone is sticky to the touch, once a water-based lubricant is applied, it feels luxurious inside your body.
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo: Budget-Friendly or Overpriced?
When comparing the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo to other sex toys of this caliber, the price is insanely low. Most dildos created with platinum silicone and molded like this, cost around the $100 mark, sometimes more. In addition, they aren’t something you readily find in popular sex toy shops as they aren't easy to mass produce. On the contrary, they are usually found in small, exclusive shops and created by dildo-smiths that only do handmade, artistic dildos.
Does it Deliver on Performance?
The Bigshocked Alien I Grafitti Dildo performed well in my “what does it stick to” test. Plus, it held tight for a long period of time, even when adding lubricant and slapping it around a bit. And considering its size, weight and girth, that is an amazing feat!
Assessing the Packaging of the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo arrived in a simple, black, cardboard box with no graphics or images. Inside, the dildo was in a large, frosted, plastic bag. Nothing spectacular, extremely discreet and not at all what I expected for such a jaw-droppingly, gorgeous, work of sex toy art.
Reviewing the Material Choices and Care Guidelines
The Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo is made from top-tier, platinum silicone, so it’s body-safe and free from any harsh chemicals. Therefore, it’s important that you use only a water-based lubricant on it while playing. When cleaning this massive dildo, you can use a sex toy cleanser that’s labeled safe for silicone as well as mild soap and water. Additionally, I would highly recommend using a soft-bristle toothbrush in order to clean inside all of the fine ribbing, knots and ripples around the toy.
Special feature
Of course, the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo, in and of itself, is a special feature! Just look at it! However, the suction cup base is so well made, it sticks to nearly any flat surface and holds tight! Seriously, as I sit here typing this, that big guy is stuck to the cardboard cover of my notebook! It stuck to my wall, vinyl wood flooring, stainless-look appliances, glass window, the bottom of a porcelain toilet and a wooden table and dining chair. Therefore, you can move all around the house with this dong.
Specifications and features
| Materials | Platinum silicone |
| Texture | Ridges, bumps, ripples |
| Length | 8.07 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.69 inches |
| Diameter | Glans 2.09 inches |
| Diameter | Shaft 2.32 inches |
Comparing Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo with alternatives
| Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 5 / 5.0 from 5 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 76 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 5 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 35 users |
| Price | Cheap | Affordable | Moderate | Premium | Moderate | Moderate |
| Design | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 83 / 100 |
| Quality | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Materials | Platinum silicone | Silicone | Metal | Stainless Steel | Silicone | Glass |
| Texture | Ridges, bumps, ripples | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 8.07 inches | 8.3 inches | 9 inches | 7.9 inches | 18 inches | 7 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.69 inches | 7.3 inches | 8 inches | - | 9 inches | 5.5 inches |
| Diameter | Glans 2.09 inches | Narrowest: 1.5 inches, widest point: 2.4 inches | 1 inches | 1.37-1.4 inches | 1.75 inches | 1.5 inches |
| Waterproof | - | Submersible | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | - | No | - | Yes | No | Yes |
| Flexibility | - | Flexible | Rigid | - | - | - |
| Allergies | - | - | Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free | - | - | - |
| Weight | - | - | - | 1.87 lbs | - | - |
| Colors Available | - | - | - | - | Hot Pink, Black | Gold |
| Condom safe | - | - | - | - | - | Yes |
FAQ
Instructions - Manual
No online manual exists and it didn’t come with a manual. Therefore, use your sex toy knowledge to use and care for the Bigshocked Alien I Graffiti Dildo.
- Wash well before use using mild soap and warm water.
- I would suggest using a soft-bristle toothbrush to clean between the ribbing.
- Use only water-based lubricants.
- Wash well after use using a mild soap and warm water or sex toy cleanser made specifically for silicone toys.
- Dry well before storing in a sex toy bag to avoid lint, dust or pet hair from accumulating on the surface of the sex toy.
Reviewed by:
Edie