Oxy Alien Nest Dildo – Test & Review

Aaron Losey
by Aaron LoseyLast updated: 
Alien Nest Dildo

Oxy's "Alien Nest Dildo" is a striking fantasy dildo meant to evoke some sort of extra-terrestrial gnarl of growth from an exotic nest. The shaft is a spiral of knobs, and the base is adorned with stray tooth-like protrusions. It really tries to cater that dream of stumbling across some Geiger-esque breeding ground. Fortunately, instead of a questionable xenomorph secretion, it's made of safe, reliable, silicone. There is a lot going on to the design of this, but I can't say it all works. It's still fun, but there are a handful of obstacles that make it fall a little short of its initial promise.

Design:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 30 out of 100, which means it is designed ok.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Alien Nest Dildo.

30/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

60/100
Quality:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 3.7 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

3.7/5.0
User ratings:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0
Sources
5.0/5 Oxy-shop (9)
Design:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 30 out of 100, which means it is designed ok.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Alien Nest Dildo.

 30/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

 60/100
Quality:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

 100/100
Price:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

 Low
Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
Bedbible rating:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 3.7 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

 3.7/5.0

User ratings:

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

 5.0/5.0

Sources
5.0/5 Oxy-shop (9)
Price:Low

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is priced in the middle.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Bedbible rating: 3.7

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 3.7 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product.

User ratings: 5

Rating: Alien Nest Dildo was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

Sources
5.0/5Oxy-shop (9)

Did I enjoy using the Alien Nest Dildo?

My Personal Experiences with Alien Nest Dildo

The Classic Alien?

I really appreciate what they were going for with this one. I’ve seen Alien dozens of times, and I’m a huge fan. I’m just not sure if the designers of Oxy share my enthusiasm. This is super minor, but my first clue is on their own website as they describe this toy. “Have you seen the movie Alien – The part where eggs are laid and aliens are nesting? Did you get aroused sitting on one of those? Probably not, yet we still made a dildo for that purpose. Surprise-surprise.” This annoys me in so many ways. The first movie only ever had one alien; I’m pretty sure they are trying to reference the sequel, “Aliens”. Second of all, this toy looks nothing like an egg. Third, and to make a more serious point, why would you say we are probably not aroused by this? Oxy, please, you are trying to sell me this sex toy. You should hope that I am aroused. This comes off as so weird to me.

Appearance

The appearance of monster (or alien in this case) fantasy toys is what elevates the experience above more normal ones. Sadly, after first impressions have worn off, you can see the same dispassion in the toy’s appearance that the website hinted at. The pastel colors are about as far removed from a xenomorph fantasy as you can get. It looks like I’m having sex with a sour gummy worm, not a sci-fi horror worm. The spiral is very neat and orderly, which interferes with the organic, confounding designs of the fantasy it tries to evoke. To give them credit though, The toothy, textured base looks perfect.

Design Flaws

It isn’t perfect, however. Those toothy projections I love so much seriously get in the way. The toy just isn’t nearly as flexible as other silicone toys, and that compounds the problem. The site claims almost 8 inches of length. The base is around one inch, and then the projections prevent what has to be over half an inch from being usable at all. The rigid material strikes again when testing the suction cup. This is my first toy with a suction cup, so it might be inexperience, but most of the positions that having a suction cup affords were just too uncomfortable. The pictures on the website show the toy flexing like you’d expect from other silicone toys, but it does take some pressure to get it to bend that far. One final issue is that at every point of the shaft, the ridges are shorter than the bumps. I don’t know if the ridges would work better if used vaginally, but the size difference between the bumps and the ridges effectively meant the ridges never did anything to me. If they had just made the ridges extend out the same diameter, it would have worked a lot better.

Pros
Body-safe, easy-to-clean, durable silicone
Fun texture
Affordable
Cons
Needs to be more flexible
Tendrils on base get in the way
Visual design isn't quite all the way there
Ridges of the spiral are purely decorative
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My Thoughts on the Design

Alien Nest Dildo My Thoughts on the Design

I think the design is headed in the right direction, but it still has a ways to go. I can see how each of the elements are trying to contribute to this alien fantasy. First, they need to rethink the spiral. Perhaps they add some grooves or recesses or strange bulges at different points of the spiral, anything to push it closer to a more unsettling, inscrutable quality. The base is also bulkier than it needs to be. The whole base doesn't fit comfortably in one hand, something that other toys don't have an issue with. Combined with the protrusions, it hampers the functionality of the toy.

User-Friendliness: A Deep Dive into the Alien Nest Dildo

Alien Nest Dildo User-Friendliness: A Deep Dive into the Alien Nest Dildo

How easy it is to use depends on what you want to do. If you want to squat over it on the ground, the suction cup does a good job of keeping it anchored. It is more difficult to hold in one hand if, for example, you wanted to lie down. I also think, especially compared to other toys that claim to be tentacles, that the tip is rather blunt. It gets mostly as wide as it's going to in the span of half an inch. I recommend warming up with a narrower toy if you find it difficult to penetrate.

The Alien Nest Dildo: Quality vs Expectation

Alien Nest Dildo The Alien Nest Dildo: Quality vs Expectation

The toy holds up really well. The material is solid and the colors are particularly vibrant. It shows no sign of degradation anywhere. There are no seams from the mold. Even the suction cup is incredibly reliable. You could probably use it to hang a whiteboard if you wanted. There might be other issues, but the quality is great.

The Price of Alien Nest Dildo

Alien Nest Dildo The Price of Alien Nest Dildo

At $40, it undercuts most other fantasy toys. I would rate it higher, but if you ignore the fantasy element of it, you could get a very similar experience for cheaper with some anal beads. If the alien theme means enough to you to spend more, I'm not sure this the best returns per dollar for everyone. This toy sits in that middle ground of not being the most cost effective option for the purely physical experience and not spending enough effort on the aesthetic experience to justify a lot of money. I think its price reflects that pretty well.

How I think the Alien Nest Dildo performed

Alien Nest Dildo How I think the Alien Nest Dildo performed

While the website never directly promises a whole lot, I think there are plenty of implied promises. The listed length of the toy is deceptive; the usable length is noticeably shorter. The suction cup works amazing, but the toy isn't flexible enough to capitalize on it. The ridges sure look like they should do something at first glance, but they might as well not be there at all. The spiraled bumps, at least, feel as great as they look.

Is the Packaging Worth the Hype?

Alien Nest Dildo Is the Packaging Worth the Hype?

This is the most nondescript packaging I've ever received a sex toy in. The Alien Nest Dildo came in a featureless plastic bag, in a standard brown box. It's not bad. The packaging did what it needed to do. I give them props for being super discreet, too. I don't think it's necessarily a strike against Oxy, but when so many other sites take this opportunity to make an impression, it's a little weird. It's the same kind of weird I felt reading the description on their site. They don't want to care too much, or something. They did give me a little business card with a coupon though, just sitting on the bottom of the box.

Material and care guide

Alien Nest Dildo Material and care guide

The Alien Nest Dildo is made with body-safe, non-porous silicone. Oxy calls it "Better Than Real Skin" material. It seems heavier and more rigid than other silicone toys, but the care is the same. It's easy enough to clean with warm, soapy water, and you should only use water-based lubricants. Store it in a dry place, and be careful which other toys you store it with. It does not come with its own storage bag.

Recommended for the intermediate and advanced

The Alien Nest Dildo was rated 65 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Alien Nest Dildo if you...
👍Enjoy beaded/bumpy texture
👍Want an exotic-looking toy without draining the wallet too much
👍Are looking for a strong suction cup
You should NOT buy the Alien Nest Dildo if you...
👎Are particularly nitpicky about one of the greatest classic monster movies ever made
👎Already have better fantasy sex toys
👎Have difficulty with penetration toys

Specifications and features

Specifications and features Alien Nest Dildo
Length7.95 inches
Insertable length~6 inches
Diameter1.73 inches
FlexibilityFairly firm 
MaterialsSilicone 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailablePink/Yellow 

Conclusion

While I do go over some issues, they aren't dealbreakers. They don't ruin the experience of the toy. If you want something a little different, for a little more money, then this could be a good purchase. It's just probably not the best choice for most people. One one end of the spectrum, 40$ is a lot of money for just the experience. You can get a textured dildo that vibrates for under half the cost. On the other end of the spectrum, there are toys that are a bit more expensive, but really deliver on a theme or a fantasy a lot better.

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Comparing Alien Nest Dildo with alternatives

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Overall score4.3 / 5.0 NaN / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
Bedbible rating3.7 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 9 users
NaN / 5.0
from 0 users
4.9 / 5.0
from 12 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
5 / 5.0
from 5 users
5 / 5.0
from 1 users
PriceLow Low Low Low Low Low
Design30 / 100 80 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use60 / 100 80 / 100 80 / 100 100 / 100 70 / 100 75 / 100
Quality100 / 100 100 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100 70 / 100 90 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length7.95 inches7, 7.5, or 8.25 inches10.82 inches8.07 inches8.5 inchesSword handle: 11.5 Inches x 7 Inches inches
Insertable length~6 inches5.5, 6, or 6,5 inches8.66 inches6.69 inches7.5 inches-
Diameter1.73 inches2, 2.2, or 2.4 inches2.28 inchesGlans 2.09 inches2 inches-
FlexibilityFairly firm High High -Flexible -
MaterialsSilicone Silicone Platinum Silicone Platinum silicone Platinum Silicone Dildo: Body-Safe Silicone. Handle: Polyurethane
WaterproofYes Yes Yes -Yes Yes
Storage Bag IncludedNo No No -No No
Colors AvailablePink/Yellow depends on availability Natural, Rainbow -Green/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery -
Weight--1.55 lbs---
Texture--Smooth and Soft Ridges, bumps, ripples --
Adjustable-----Different sized lock on attachments easily fit on the end of the sword handle
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How to use Alien Nest Dildo

While most dildos are incredibly simple to use, you should always take the steps necessary to keep your toy safe and maintained.

Alien Nest Dildo
Preparation
Alien Nest Dildo
It's advised to wash the toy beforehand. Silicone can attract dust, and you don't want to carry these particulates into your session. If you intend to use it anally, use your preferred method to clear yourself, such as an enema bulb.
Alien Nest Dildo
Suction Cup
Alien Nest Dildo
I recommend a bathtub or shower surface to use the suction cup. It will stick to just about any surface, but you ideally want something that's easy to keep clean.
Alien Nest Dildo
Maintenance
Alien Nest Dildo
It is crucial to wash with warm water and soap after use. This will keep the toy safe, in working order, and free from odor. Silicone toys can be very reliable as long as you take care of them.

FAQ

What lube can I use?
You can use any water-based lube. You can find inexpensive options at a pharmacy or convenience store.
Is it body safe?
The Alien Nest Dildo is made from non-porous, phthalate-free silicone. It is body-safe.
What position is best for the Alien Nest Dildo?
The answer is, of course, whatever you enjoy most. It's highly dependent on your own preferences, what spaces you use it in, whether or not you have a partner, etc... You don't have to take advantage of the powerful suction cup, but if you do, I recommend anchoring it to a surface beneath you and sitting/squatting.
Is this toy suitable for pegging?
Oxy does claim that the toy is compatible with a harness, as a strap-on.

Instructions - Manual

There is no instruction manual online, but it’s not very complicated. The store page briefly mentions care, or you can see my “How To” guide for details.

How did the Alien Nest Dildo get tested and reviewed?

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We sent the Alien Nest Dildo to the tester’s address, free of charge. They tested the product and got to keep it afterward, with no strings attached.

Testing and writingTesting and writing

Our tester then put the product through its paces. After trying the product out at home, the tester then recorded their experience, evaluation, and overall rating of Alien Nest Dildo to share with you in this review.

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After non-substantial editing, the review is uploaded to this page. Both good and bad reviews get uploaded, and no points that the tester writes in their review are left out.

The only editing we do is uploading and adding additional information such as the product specifications, comparisons to other products, and links to places where you can buy the Alien Nest Dildo.

Author
Aaron Losey
Aaron Losey

I am a web developer living in San Antonio. I love to promote freedom, positivity, and exploration when it comes to sex toys. I also enjoy good cheeses, rock music, and writing by candle-light in the bathtub. I have a strong teratophilia (likes monsters) kink, but am open to all sorts of experiences.

Age: 28
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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