Nothosaur Agnme Squirting Dildo Review
Overall Rating
4.5/5
Bedbible Rating:
4/5
User Ratings:
5.0/5
Based on 1 user reviews
Rating: Nothosaur Agnme + Tube was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
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Rating: Nothosaur Agnme + Tube was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
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Rating: Nothosaur Agnme + Tube was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
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My Verdict
Have you ever wanted to watch a dragon orgasm? The Agnme Squirting Dildo is a great fantasy toy with a twist. It's a little pricey, but may justify the extra cost based on the added features it has. I recommend it if you are really looking forward to the cum-tube and the suction cup, but if those features don't add much for you, maybe look at some other options.
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Nothosaur Agnme + Tube
The Agnme Squirting Dildo is a silicone dildo with a fantasy design, evocative of some creature like a demon or a dragon. Most notably, it has a hollow tube that connects to a syringe, allowing it to simulate ejaculation.
Pros
- ✅Squirts really well
- ✅Feels great
- ✅Simple and easy to use
- ✅Looks like a freaky monster penis!
- ✅Automatically comes with a suction cup
- ✅Ships with various free goodies
Cons
- ❌Slightly pricey
- ❌Weaker suction cup than its competitors
- ❌Not quite as smooth or solid feeling as similar-priced toys
- ❌Looks like a freaky monster but not a completely thought-out one
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
First Impressions
I do really like the Agnme squirting dildo. It’s admittedly got some room for improvement in a few areas, but I think overall it’s a solid product, and one that I will keep on my shelf along with my other favorites. This is the first time I’ve had the privilege of trying out a cum-tube of a dildo, and for me personally, it’s definitely worth it. Besides that, there really isn’t much that stands out a whole lot, good or bad.How Well Does the Tube Work?
Surprisingly well! One thing that wasn’t immediately obvious to me at first is that you shouldn’t fill the whole syringe with whatever fluid you choose. It takes way less than it looks to travel all the way through the tube and the length of the dildo. Visually, seeing fake cum (the fluid I chose) flow out of the tip, and using it to lubricate the whole shaft adds a wonderful layer of realism to it. I think half the value is just watching it. I know it doesn’t sound like a lot but it drove me crazy. Feeling the dildo “unload” while deep inside is also incredibly satisfying. For even more realistic results, I found that it’s easy enough to submerge the filled syringe in a mug of warm water for a while. This feature is easily the best thing about the Agnme Squirting Dildo.And the Suction Cup?
It’s decent. It’s not a major selling point of the dildo in the first place, and it is functional. However, it’s not nearly as strong as a few brands of fantasy dildo, but it’s probably not going anywhere unless you go crazy with it. I can dislodge it from my wall with pretty minimal force. I bring it up because if the suction cup is important to you, there are far sturdier options. Still, if you just think of it as a nice bonus, it does add some value in a lot of situations. It’ll stick to a smooth enough wall or floor for a while.Design
Agnme has a very prominent design, but to get a little nit-picky for a moment, a lot of the design elements seem a little random. There could have been a tighter focus on keeping the design coherent and on-theme. The rounded, almost bug-like plates on one side, the scale-like ridges on the other, the random small bulge about 3/4ths of the way down, and then the rather feminine-looking ridges around the base... they don't all seem like they belong to the same creature. It's not bad, I do still get a thrill looking at it, but it could be a lot better.
Ease of Use
For its size, Agnme is very easy to use. The dome-like tip is shaped for easy penetration. It slides right in. The material itself is softer than what I usually get, but the whole dildo still has plenty of firmness for getting past any resistance. This is definitely one of the easier dildos I have. The suction cup can make certain positions easier, and keep it from sliding out of place a little better. The entire cum-tube mechanic is simple and easy to figure out at a glance. Agnme is perfect for beginners and veterans both.
Quality
The material feels like good quality. It's noticeably not quite top-shelf, as the silicone isn't smoothest dildo I have, but it's not unpleasant or anything. It seems durable enough, and I expect it to last a long time. The syringe it comes with is pretty cheap, technically "disposable", but it's still high-quality enough to function well. There's no leaks or bubbles in the whole fluid system, so it seems pretty airtight.
Price
The price is a little more on the expensive end, in my opinion. There are more expensive options, but I think the Agnme Squirting Dildo has something to prove in order to justify its price. Whether or not it does is going to be up to specific factors. How strong are you expecting the suction cup? How much value does the cum-tube add for you? It might not justify the price for everyone.
Performance
I've mostly covered the main points about how well it performs already, but to be specific, it performs really well in a couple ways and the one achilles heel is still pretty adequate. The cum-tube performs flawlessly. It works better than I would have expected. It doesn't take that much volume to have a big effect, and it doesn't take much force with the syringe to get some impressive results. The actual penetration of the dildo performs well too. The scales and ridges all feel very pleasant. The suction cup is the only area where performance could be improved.
Packaging
The packaging was really high-effort. In addition to just the ordered products, I also received stickers, a storage bag decorated with a cartoon dragon, and a keychain! They really, really want to make a good impression. I do hope everyone gets this treatment and not just reviewers. I do appreciate it though. I get the sense that Nothosaur does care about their product. So, it's with this appreciation in mind that I offer a couple small bits of negative feedback, hoping these can be easily addressed. The syringe comes in a plastic wrapper that says "disposable" on it. If it's not meant to be disposed, it might be better to just remove that wrapper before shipping it? Second, some of the color on the main plastic bag, the purple-red of the Nothosaur logo, was flaking off when I got it.
Materials and care
Agnme Squirting Dildo is made of body-safe, non-porous silicone. It's pretty light, and the quality is good but not the best. The tube is made of flexible clear plastic, and the syringe it comes with is just a cheap disposable syringe. That's not a criticism; the syringe doesn't need to be high-quality just to push lube through the tube. All of it can be cleaned with warm water and unscented, liquid hand soap. Take extra care after washing it though, as you should put it in a open, dry environment with some airflow so that the inside of the toy doesn't stay damp forever. There might be other ways to dry it quicker, but this one works for me. Everything I received from Nothosaur also came with a cute canvas storage bag.
Specifications and features
| Length | 7.1 - 11.4 inches |
| Insertable length | 6 - 9.4 inches |
| Diameter | Head: 1.6-2.7 inches, Shaft: 1.8 - 2.9 inches |
| Volume | Syringe: approx. 1.1 fl. oz |
| Materials | Silicone |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes |
| Colors Available | Lots of customizable options |
Comparing Nothosaur Agnme + Tube with alternatives
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|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 91 users | 3.8 / 5.0 from 15 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 192 users |
| Price | Moderate | Affordable | Affordable | Pricey | Affordable | Moderate |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 95 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
| Quality | 75 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 35 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 7.1 - 11.4 inches | - | 8 inches | 7.25 inches | 7.7 inches | 7.5 inches |
| Insertable length | 6 - 9.4 inches | 8.5 inches | 5 inches | 6.5 inches | 6.7 inches | 5.5 inches |
| Diameter | Head: 1.6-2.7 inches, Shaft: 1.8 - 2.9 inches | 5.75 inches | 1.59 inches | 1.5 inches | 1.4 inches | 1.9 inches |
| Volume | Syringe: approx. 1.1 fl. oz | - | - | - | - | - |
| Materials | Silicone | PVC | Silicone | Silicone | Body-safe Silicone, ABS Plastic | PVC |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | Yes | No | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Colors Available | Lots of customizable options | - | - | Cream, Honey, Espresso, Lagoon | Black, Vanilla | - |
| Allergies | - | - | - | - | - | Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | - | - | Firm |
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Reviewed by:
Aaron Losey