Satisfyer Double Joy — Test & Review

My Reflections on the Satisfyer Double Joy

High Expectations About Satisfyer Double Joy

How it’s designed

This toy is much stiffer and thicker than its premium competitors, which makes it less comfortable. From a physiognomic point of view, it is also not entirely effective. At least on my body, the angle of placement has to be chosen very carefully to get the widest part to vibrate exactly on the clitoris. This is not a toy that you just put inside your body, you have to fit it! Then you have to make room for your partner and try to find the vibration, the pattern and whatever works for both of you. It requires a certain logistics and clarity of mind that I don't have much of when I'm horny. In the end, the experience reminded me more of a gynaecologist than a hot night.

How user friendly is the Satisfyer Double Joy?

Bluetooth simply does not recognise the device. After an hour of trying, I'm frustrated. Now I lie in bed and look at the app. The interface looks nice, and it allows you to create your own patterns and match them to a specific playlist. There is also a library of erotic audio stories designed to make your toy move as you listen. There are some guided mindfulness meditations. I really need to meditate after trying to make this work. If, like me (and hundreds of other users who complain in reviews on the web), you never manage to use the app, you can change the rhythms and patterns using the power button on the outside. This is apparently a good thing, but not so good when you discover that the toy switches off when your partner lies on top of you. I'm done.

How Well-made is it?

This is the only aspect in which this toy is not pretentious. It doesn't want to look luxurious or sophisticated. Its silicone is not particularly soft, nor is its "skeleton" particularly flexible. Its power button makes an old joystick noise when you press it. It's funny. The toy itself is also noisy. That's not so funny.

Is the price worth it?

For what it supposedly offers, it is cheap. The problem is that it doesn't give you what it offers either so it's expensive.

Assessing the Performance of the Satisfyer Double Joy

This is one of the most disappointing toys I've tried and it's a shame because the idea was great. I hope Satisfyer keeps working on this model.

Assessing the Packaging of the Satisfyer Double Joy

One of the things I like most about Satisfiers is the packaging. It always makes you feel like you have bought something young, fun and trendy. In this case, they continue with modern shaped drawings and the instructions are not in a booklet but on the back of the box.

Evaluating the Satisfyer Double Joy: Materials and Care

You'll recognize the charging point by the two silver dots above the button. The dots are magnets that you can use to attach the USB charging cable. The cable clicks easily. Your toy will be fully charged within 2 hours of connecting the cable to an electronic device with a USB port. Always use water-based lubricant. Silicone lubricant can damage the silicone material and allow bacteria to grow. This makes it unsafe to use. This toy is easy to clean with toy cleaner. Simply spray the entire toy and leave to soak for a few minutes. Then take a clean, dry, lint-free cloth and gently wipe down your vibrator until it's clean and dry. Another way to clean the toy is with soap and water. Rinse the vibrator with lukewarm water. Use a mild antibacterial soap to clean it. Then gently pat the toy dry with a clean cloth or let it air dry. Always store in a safe, dust-free place after cleaning.