Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing Review
My Verdict
My overall rating is 5 on all 3 of the Screamer products. The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is a top-of-the-line sex swing with the most adjustable straps of any sex swing on the market - meaning more exciting positions than you ever dreamed of!. You can mount the dual clip swing to the ceiling, use it with a swing stand or the over-the-door mounts. But what makes this sex swing stand head and shoulders above the rest is the fact that it’s machine washable and has all metal hardware for durability and safety. I recommend this swing for anyone wanting to invest in a sex swing that gives you the most position options as well as fun accessories. For instance, the Screamer Sex Sling (in the conversion kit, by itself or the ultimate kit) is perfect for folks with back problems, mobility issues and various disabilities. In addition, the Screamer Squatting Attachment adds stability and bounce to the cowgirl position (and others) while assisting in balance. In the end, the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is a luxury-level sex swing with a midlevel price and has exciting add-ons for more ways to play. This sex swing is a must-have for any couple that desires the ultimate in sexual adventure.
Recommended for
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About The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is a comfortable, machine washable, quality-made sex swing that’s so effortless to install and take down that you won’t need instructions! This sex swing includes ample webbing straps that allow for more sexual positions than any sex swing on the market. Plus, the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is machine washable and dryable for convenient cleanup.
Pros
- ✅Most adjustable swing on the market
- ✅1/2"padding and 4" wide straps make it incredibly comfortable
- ✅Machine washable
- ✅All metal hardware make is extremely durable
- ✅Fast and easy to install and take down
- ✅Has great add-ons like the Screamer Sling or Squatting Attachments
Cons
- ❌Pricey compared to lesser quality swings and slings
- ❌Requires stand, door mounts or ceiling mounts.
- ❌Not the best adventure choice if you have kids or roommates
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Personal Experience
Sexswing.com is the ultimate company when it comes to sex swings, swing stands and all of the exciting accessories you need for adventurous sex. I couldn’t have been more excited when I learned I was going to have the opportunity to try out some of their products. And although it took some time to get these reviews done (I was in the middle of moving), I was not disappointed in any of the products they sent: Apart from this Dual Hook sex swing I also bought:
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing was so easy to use it was ridiculous. Being a sex swing virgin, I assumed I would need step-by-step instructions to set this thing up. But no, it’s designed to be simple to install, use and take down therefore, it literally took me 2 minutes to get it up on the stand. The foam is nice and thick, making the bottom and back supports extremely comfortable compared to the majority of sex swings available. I loved the wide webbing and that the springs, rings, hooks, clips and buckle sliders were all metal; no plastic at all. Plus, the clips were easy to use and the buckle sliders made adjusting things to the right height so fast and easy. The swing moved effortlessly, forward and back and the stirrups made changing positions uncomplicated as they are made to fit feet and thighs of all sizes. The hand grip attachments are comfortable to use and make changing positions effortless as well as providing much-needed stability.The Screamer Sling Conversion Kit Works Well with the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing!
I was really excited about the Screamer Sex Sling Conversion Kit as I have a disability that makes it easy for my joints to dislocate, resulting in sex being adventurous in a whole other way! The kit came with two additional springs, two additional clips and the sling itself. All I did was take down the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing seat and back supports, add the springs and clips (it’s a 4-way mount), then clip the sling into place. The conversion kit works with the stirrups and hand grip attachments from the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing, so there was no need to take those down. The sling itself is extremely soft, thick and supportive, making it comfortable for any sexual position. It’s wide enough to accommodate most bodies and allowed me to lie back in complete comfort. I felt much more secure in the sling than in the swing too!The Screamer Squatting Attachment, a Must-Have Add-On for the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing
Okay, being on top is my favorite position, so, the Screamer Squatting Attachment was right up my alley! There are 2 covered bungees with metal O-rings on each end that attach to the main clips and the stirrups from the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing kit. Since the stirrups are roomy and well-padded, they fit around the upper thighs easily. You grab hold of the hand grips, squat over your partner and bounce away! The Screamer Squatting Attachment and hand grips from the sex swing helped me keep my balance, eased the stress on my thighs and helped me stay upright longer. Plus, I was able to get on my knees and bounce too, which gave me the deep, intense feel that I love so much about the cowgirl position. And, if you use your imagination, the Screamer Squatting Attachment can be used for even more sexual positions for penis and vagina owners as well as those using strap-ons. Best yet, the Screamer Squatting Attachment can be used with any sex swing that has stirrups and hand grips and the price ($24.00 at the time of writing this) cannot be beat!The Screamer Collection
Each and every piece of the Screamer collection was fantastic, in my opinion. I couldn’t get over the quality and comfort as well as the ease of use. I’ve recently had the opportunity to try a few other sex swings and none of them compare to the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing. The Screamer Sex Sling Conversion Kit is a must-have for anyone who has a bad back, mobility issues or a disability as it’s so incredibly comfortable and supportive. For those who thought they’d never be able to use a sex swing, your world is about to change!Design
The fine people at sexswing.com sent me a selection of their Screamer line of products, including the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing, the Screamer Sex Sling Conversion Kit and the Screamer Squatting Attachment, which is compatible with most other sex swings in their inventory. The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is a dual mount swing and is designed for comfort, with 1/2" thick, foam padding covered in machine washable cotton canvas and strong, wide webbing. It’s the most adjustable sex swing on the market so you can move into more positions than you ever dreamed! I won't get too far into the Screamer Sex Sling Conversion Kit or the Screamer Squatting Attachment in this review as I will be doing a separate review on those. However, I highly recommend the sling as an alternative or addition to the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing as it allows for more comfort and security for those with mobility issues, bad backs or various disabilities. Additionally, the Screamer Squatting Attachment, which works with any sex swing that has free-attaching stirrups, is a fantastic add-on for those who love the cowgirl position and want that extra bounce as well as support and balance.
Ease of Use
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing goes up in mere minutes and comes down just as quickly. Plus, switching between the swing and the Screamer Sex Sling Conversion Kit is extremely easy and fast. The reason for this is that the Screamer Sex Dual Hook Swing and the Screamer Sex Sling Conversion Kit utilize metal, claw clips that are operated with a simple press of your thumb or finger. In addition, adjusting the wide webbing (straps) to the perfect length is simple and fast as the buckle sliders glide seamlessly and lock in place with a metal clip. This allows for nearly limitless possibilities in sexual positions and why the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is one of the best swings on the market today.
Quality
All of the Screamer products are made from the highest quality materials including, high density foam, for comfort, thick, cotton canvas and strong, wide webbing for strength, support and durability. Additionally, there are no plastic buckle sliders in this collection! The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing, as well as their other amazing products, use all metal O-rings, buckle sliders and clips for unsurpassed durability and safety. Plus, the ease of which you can lengthen and shorten the straps - to change positions - then snap into place, makes the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing a luxury-level product. Finally, the cotton canvas fabric and webbing are machine washable and dryable, making post-play cleanup a breeze.
Price
Compared to other sex swings, the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is on the higher end of the price scale. However, considering the high-quality materials used as well as the metal rings, buckle sliders, clips and springs, the Screamer line of products are well worth the little extra you’ll pay. In addition, few other sex swings offer coverings that are machine washable, making the Screamer products top-of-the-line, in my opinion. Finally, you must keep in mind just how durable the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is. After all, if you are going to pay a premium price for an intimate product, you certainly want it to last. And this sex swing, dear readers, fits the bill beautifully!
Performance
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing set up in mere minutes and I was able to do so without any instructions. The swing was incredibly comfortable and wide enough to support my generous bottom and hips and the stirrups were spacious enough for my feet (with and without shoes - think sexy stilettos )and thighs not to mention being cushiony soft. The back rest of the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing is equally as comfortable as is the free neck and head rest, that is sent along with any sex swing purchase from sexswing.com. No more neck strain in certain sexual positions! Finally, the width of both the seat and back rest hug the body, making you feel secure as you swing through the air.
Packaging
Since these items were sent to me directly from sexswing.com strictly for review purposes, the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing, Screamer Sex Sling Conversion Kit and Screamer Squatting Attachment came in plain wrapping and not the original packaging. However, sexswing.com ensured my privacy by sending everything in discreet packaging and from an address that didn’t reveal the fact that I was receiving adult-related products. And isn't discreet packing what we all desire the most, in the end?
Materials and care
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing blew me away when it came to materials and care options. Covered in a strong, cotton, canvas, all of the swing parts are machine washable and dryable - something you don't find in a great deal of other sex swings. But the best part is that the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing comes with a large, zipper pouch, also made of cotton canvas, that stores everything from the swing kit and then some! That way, you can store your swing in a drawer or on a shelf and no one will have any idea that you have a sex swing.
Special feature
The Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing comes with this fantastic little canvas bag that zips all the way around and stores every single piece of the swing and them some! I was able to store two additional springs, extra clips, and the free neck and head rest support. Yes, sexswing.com sends a free neck support when you buy any sex swing from them! It’s thickly padded, covered with the same cotton canvas as the Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing and has metal clips for fast set-up and removal. It helps immensely when using the swing by easing the stress on your neck in various positions. Another reason to buy your sex swing and accessories from this company.
Specifications and features
Materials | High density foam, cotton canvas, metal hardware |
Storage Bag Included | Storage bag with room for more accessories and add-ons |
Maximum Weight | 300 lbs |
Fastening | Metal hardware |
Adjustable | Yes! Most adjustable sex swing on the market |
Openings | Foot/leg openings 35" |
Comparing Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing with alternatives
Screamer Dual Hook Sex Swing | ||||||
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Overall score | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 3.3 / 5.0 | NaN / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
User rating | 5 / 5.0 from 91 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 24 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 13 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 59 users | NaN / 5.0 from 0 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 5 users |
Price | Moderate | Affordable | Affordable | Pricey | Cheap | Moderate |
Design | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 30 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 10 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 30 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | - | - |
Materials | High density foam, cotton canvas, metal hardware | Stainless or plastic | Metal | Neoprene coated with lame' | Acrylic Plastic | Faux Leather |
Storage Bag Included | Storage bag with room for more accessories and add-ons | Velvet storage bag | Yes | - | - | - |
Maximum Weight | 300 lbs | - | - | With spring 250 lbs | - | - |
Fastening | Metal hardware | - | - | - | - | - |
Adjustable | Yes! Most adjustable sex swing on the market | - | Yes | - | Yes | - |
Openings | Foot/leg openings 35" | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | - | - | - | Seat and Backrest Pad 23 inches | 4 inches | Tassels: 15 inches |
Width | - | - | - | Seat and Backrest Pad 4.5 inches | - | - |
Diameter | - | - | - | - | 1.5 inches | - |
Waterproof | - | - | - | - | Yes | - |
Flexibility | - | - | - | - | None | - |
Harness Size | - | - | - | - | - | Min: 10.63 inches, Max: 16.14 inches inches |
Reviewed by:
Edie