The 9 Best Automatic Sex Toys for Mesmerizing Mechanical Masturbation
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Automatic sex toys; how we tested 'em!
With so many automatic sex toys out there to review, I had to figure out exactly how to test them all! I started off by asking BedBible’s amazing network of freelance sex toy testers for their honest thought on them. After all, they are the ones that have used them for their intended purpose! Next up, I looked at each and every technical aspect of these automatic toys in order to discover their secrets. Not only did this allow me to write my review, but it also gave me the opportunity to rate each of them in various areas, from design, to ease of use, and even price!
How Does an Automatic Sex Toy Work?
Automatic sex toys work using electricity to power the movements and vibrations. Sometimes they can be plugged into outlets, other times they are rechargeable or use batteries. Whatever the case, it makes masturbation a whole lot more hands-free, and allows you to just lay back and enjoy the results! And if we’re all being honest with each other, that sounds amazing, doesn’t it?!
Types of Automatic Sex Toys
There are all kinds of automatic sex toys. There are those designed for men, that stimulate their penis through vibrations and incredible textures that move up and down the shaft, and then there are those for women, that slide in and out or maybe pump or probe to completion. Each has its own strengths, and all of them are mind blowingly incredible. Trust me!
Things to Look For In an Automatic Sex Toy
When shopping for an automatic sex toy, I understand how confusing and complicated things can get. What do you need? What do you look for? Well, here are a few of the most important things to consider before buying!
- Materials – All sex toys are fun, but not all of them are made out of materials that are body safe. You want sex toys made out of silicone and TPE/TPR, and avoid materials such as latex.
- Size – There are big automatic sex toys, and there are small ones. You need to think about whether you have the space for it or not, and how you’re going to store it when you’re not using it! Surprisingly, it’s the practical things like this that matter most!
- Intensity – Some automatic sex toys are a thrill, and others will absolutely blow your socks off. You don’t want to just straight in at the deep end, you want to start gently and work your way up. This is the way!
- Price – At the end of the day, they say that money makes the world go round! You can spend an absolute fortune on automatic sex toys, but it’s important that you stick to a budget and don’t get carried away. No orgasm is worth getting into debt over!
What are automatic sex toys?
Automatic sex toys are toys that take all the manual hard work out of masturbation. They please you via vibrations and movements designed to stimulate you to the max! Powered by electricity or batteries, these kinds of sex toys are pretty much guaranteed to last far longer than you EVER could!
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The 9 Best automatic sex toys in Test
Step into a brave new world of pleasure, with the Keon interactive masturbator. Ready for Virtual Reality video, this innovative stroker can link to a range of erotic videos, or to your partner’s device, giving you a multi-dimensional experience. Using innovative technology, the stroker moves up and down the length of your penis, emulating authentic sensations and giving you next-level pleasure. Simply add a good splash of water-based lubricant to the soft, textured canal, slide your erection inside and let this ingenious stroker get to work.
I can totally see why the Kiiroo Keon is so popular: it looks great, it’s effective, and it’s an all-round premium toy that gets the job done. It comes with the Real Feel male masturbator, but it can also be combined with strokers from Kiiroo’s Feel collection. The Keon itself is sturdy and sits firmly in place while it does its thing. The buttons are well positioned and easy to use and change mid-masturbation session. My main issue is the bulkiness of the Keon. It’s fairly large and unwieldy, and not the most discreet of sex toys ever. Some may see this as a positive though and really enjoy the weightier feel on their crotch. Also while it definitely does get the job done, there are toys that get the job faster and arguably more effectively. Still, if you’re happy with the size, the price tag, and want a toy that can be adapted and customized in all kinds of ways, the Keon is a fantastic option.
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is a top-of-the-line penis pump that provides users with an otherwordly experience. Its made from durable materials, including an acrylic chamber, real-feel TPE sleeve, liquid silicone sleeve, and has an electronic backlit LCD screen with accessible buttons to provide the ultimate user-friendly and mindblowing experience.
The Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump is long, see through, and ready to get sucking! Not only does it feel great, but it also has the added bonus of expanding the width and length of your penis! It’s a great option if you enjoy that kind of thing and that’s the kind of automatic sex toy that you’re going for. Sure, the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump has some issues; it’s a little too long, making it kind of unwieldy and strange, and it is also not waterproof, so if you want fun in the bath then you’re out of luck. Still, for what it is, the Excelsior Smart Automatic Penis Pump will please you, tease you, and expand your meat to mighty proportions!
The Handy is a super pleasing toy! It looks modern and stylish, it’s easy to use, and it has great results. The sleeve provided has nice textures and feels great on your cock, but if you have another TPE sleeve you prefer then you can just switch it out, secure it to The Handy, and get going! Does it have any drawbacks? Yes, of course, the buttons – while intuitive – might still prove a little tricky for some, with one of the stroke length buttons located right next to the power button. Also, it’s quite bulky and not the quietest toy in the world, so if you’re looking for something quieter, this might not be the way to go. However, for what it is, I’d say it’s a really awesome toy. It’s pleasing, it’s adaptable, it’s customizable, and it’s generally a good time! In fact, it’s one of the best automatic strokers I’ve ever used!
Autoblow 2+ XT
With the new and improved Autoblow 2+, you’ll soon experience the sex toy for men that sets a new standard in realistic solo experiences. Give your arm a rest and allow the Autoblow 2+ to work a load or two out – automatically. The sleeve pops out in a second for easy cleaning. You’ll need a water-based lubricant, plus you might want to use a toy cleaner to make sure your sleeves are squeaky clean when you’re done.
The Autoblow 2+ XT really is an improvement on its predecessors! If you love sitting back, relaxing and enjoying a blissful blowjob, this is the automatic sex toy for you! With many AI generated blowjob patterns ready to go and plenty more to download, you get loads of variation! And if you prefer to be in the driver’s seat you can also set your preferred speed and stroke length! It can be held in place with 1 hand, and you just have to enjoy it! Some may find the Autoblow 2+ XT to be a little noisy, however, for the scrumptious sensations that it provides, for me at least, this toy is one that will leave an impression.
Doc Johnson Kink Pussy Pump
Lie back and enjoy leisurely pussy pumping with this suction toy. Unlike most pumps, this automatic version does the work for you with its automated suction feature. Plus, it boasts 3 levels of suction and 7 modes of vibration for tailored sucky thrills. Ergonomically shaped to fit in your hand as well as it does over your vulva, the transparent chamber measures 3 inches in length and 1.8 inches in width to fit most vulvas. Use with suction only, vibration only, or blend the two together thanks to its independently controlled motors, and enjoy heavenly suction that enhances sensitivity for subsequent play.
The Doc Johnson Kink Pussy Pump is a great toy if you’re the proud owner of a vagina. It is designed to fit nicely over your pussy and suction into place while vibrating. In theory, this sounds like a fun time, but in reality, it might not work as intended. The suction cup might not securely seal around the labia, and despite it being made of quality materials, it still feels somewhat less than a quality toy. All in, there are probably better pussy pumps out there than the Doc Johnson Kink Pussy Pump, although if you DO get it to work just right for you, you’re bound to be pleased with the results!
Fleshlight Universal Launch Stroking Simulator
Strap in and hold on! Automate your fantasies with this universal stroking simulator! The Fleshlight Universal Launch is designed to fit most of the Fleshlight product line AND other non-Fleshlight, cased strokers! It controls the length and placement of your strokes, as well as the speed. With its innovative touch control system, just set the controls, sit back and enjoy! The Universal Launch’s easy to use, light-up rocker switches allow you to adjust between four variable stroke lengths and stroke speeds, moving as quickly as 250 strokes per minute. If you want a more concentrated experience, shorten the stroke length and toggle through the three available pleasure zones – base, shaft or tip.
If you – like oh so many others – are looking for a highly adaptable and functional VR sex toy, then The Universal Launch is probably the toy for you. It not only allows you to attach a variety of different fleshlights to suit your masturbation experience but also allows you to combine them with your phone or device for further enhancement. Big and bulky, this beast of a unit will massage your cock in a wide range of ways. Sadly, that chunkiness and size are a bit of a let-down, though. It’s big and bulky, so not the easiest to stash away in a hurry!
Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air
The Arcwave Ion has arrived, and with it a new age of penis-pleasing. Harnessing the coveted Pleasure Air Technology of Womanizer fame, this sleek, modern stroker targets the super-sensitive nerves in the frenulum for an experience that can’t be matched. Created in response to research that’s discovered the frenulum is home to pleasure receptors as sensitive as those of the clitoris, the Arcwave Ion uses pulsing air to deliver contact-free stimulation. Explore 8 different intensity levels to find the one that sends you over the edge. It’s about time we see some air technology also developed to be enjoyed by people with a penis.