The 6 Best Ejaculating Strapons for Squirting Satisfaction
Looking for the best ejaculating strap-ons available out there? I’ve got you covered! If you want to enjoy the experience of ejaculating in your partner but don’t have a penis of your own, kill two birds with one stone using an ejaculating strapon! As the name suggests, these realistic strap-on dildos (available in a variety of sizes, shapes, and colors) allow you to take the money shot on-demand, either inside a partner or inside of yourself. All of the toys below are excellent for penetrative pleasures with an extra splash of realism, and—unlike a real penis—won’t have you worrying about a potential pregnancy. Ready to upgrade from your boring, non-ejaculating strapon to a toy that can actually fill you up? Keep reading!
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How We Rated and Reviewed Ejaculating Strapons
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How to Choose an Ejaculating Strap On
Like any other sex toy, you should put some thought into your purchase before settling on the ejaculating strap on you end up buying. Here are a few things to consider when picking out your new strap on!
- Dildo Size – You’ll have plenty of options to choose from. As always, take both length and girth into careful consideration.
- Dildo Design – Some dildos look realistic, whereas others only resemble a tube. Some are straight, some have curves: which do you prefer? You’ll also have a few different colors to choose from, though the options are limited compared to regular dildos.
- Materials – As with all internal-use-intended sex toys, you want to get a toy made from top-notch materials. Silicone (a non-porous, sterilizable material) is best, but it can be both pricey and hard to come by. Porous materials like TPE or PVC will still work though. You’ll just need to make sure to clean them completely after every use!
- Ejaculation Mechanism – Some ejaculating strap ons have internal reservoirs for the “come”, whereas others use external syringes. Consider which option will best suit your needs, but pay close attention to how to make the toy “ejaculate”. Some models are easier to “get off” than others!
- Harness – While most of the models we listed below included a harness, this isn’t a universal truth! If you already own a harness then you might be able to use your new toy with your current one, but we’d recommend checking the measurements to ensure it fits if you’re planning on using it for partner play. Most ejaculating dildos feature a suction cup bottom, making them ready for solo sessions out of the box!
Reviews of the 6 best ejaculating strapons
Test Winner Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo
Overall Rating
4.7/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
User Ratings:
4.8/5.0
Based on 4 user reviews
Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the ejaculating strapon.
Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I suggest Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo if you're past the beginner stage and ready for more. It's beginner-friendly yet offers additional features for growing users.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
The Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo is a super beginner-friendly ejaculating strapon dildo. Made of 100% body-safe silicone, this baby is safe to use and very easy to clean.
It has a beautifully sleek non-representational design that let’s you explore cum play fantasies without actually having to pretend that this is a real life penis! It has a slight curve and a faintly pronounced head for some targeted g-spot or a-spot stimulation with 6.2 inches of insertable length. In terms of diameter, this squirting dildo is quite on the slim side, making it very approachable for newbies. I also love that the flared base is heart-shaped. Not just because it’s cute but because the design helps you know which direction the curve is pointing during penetration. This base also makes it suitable for anal play!
The squirting feature is remarkably easy to operate. The trickiest part is actually just putting the liquid of your choice into the syring without spilling! Otherwise, play time with this dildo is a breeze!
Pros
- ✅ Squirting function is easy to use
- ✅ Heart-shaped base for easy orientation during use
- ✅ Pronounced head for g-spot or a-spot stimulation
- ✅ Non-representational design
- ✅ High quality, body-safe materials
Cons
- ❌ Requires some preparation
- ❌ Not super girthy
- ❌ The dildo itself doesn't feel very realistic
Verdict
I’ve picked out the Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo because of its overall quality, design, and ease of use. Ejaculating dildos can sometimes seem intimidating because it looks like there are a lot of elements to them. But with this dildo, everything is super easy to operate! You can use it with any liquid of your choice, and you can use the dildo orally, vaginally, or anally to fulfill whatever kinds of cum-filled fantasies you might have!
I’m always a fan of high-quality materials when it comes to insertables, so I like the fact that this is a silicone dildo! Overall, I definitely think this is one of the best cumming dildo on the market when you consider the quality, price, and functionality. It may be a bit pricier than some of the other products on this list, considering that it doesn’t include a strap-on harness. However, if I wanted a high quality, non-representational ejaculating strap-on, I would personally opt for this one and buy a harness separately.
Buy, if you...
- want to simulate ejaculation
- have a breeding fetish
- prefer non-representational dildos
- need a high-quality ejaculating strap-on
Don't buy, if you...
- prefer something that looks more realistic
- need a girthier dildo
Cheapest Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On
Overall Rating
4.3/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.8/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
3.8/5.0
Based on 65 user reviews
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the ejaculating strapon.
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Fetish Fantasy Ejaculating Hollow Strap-On ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
Fetish Fantasy’s Ejaculating Hollow 7.5 inch strap-on has the real-feel penis and balls combo you may (or may not) have been waiting for! Designed to be worn either as an additional implement for those without penises, or as a replacement for those who struggle with erectile dysfunction, it’s a doozy of a dildo!
One of the key features on this bad boy is that the liquid reservoir is in the tip, so you get lifelike pre-cum action. But more importantly, instead of fiddling around with pipes and syringes, you can just squeeze the tip and a huge spurt of whatever liquid you choose will gush out.
The harness harness adjusts from 30-52 inches.
Pros
- ✅ no messing with syringes
- ✅ lifelike construction
- ✅ cost-effective
Cons
- ❌ can be flimsy
- ❌ too big for many users
- ❌ PVC is porous
Verdict
If you’re after a lifelike ejaculating penis attachment for whatever reason, this will make a great addition to your sex toy cadre! Ejaculating dildos can be a little annoying to prepare and take you out of the moment because of this. With the liquid reservoir in the tip of this sexy beast, you’re assured to be able to stay in the moment and douse your partner with all your liquid love!
Buy, if you...
- you have erectile dysfunction
- need a big dick in your life
- want to simulate ejaculation
Don't buy, if you...
- aren't comfortable with a big dick
- aren't comfortable with a hard shaft
- want a syringe filling mechanism
Beginners Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo 5.5 Inch
Overall Rating
4.5/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.5/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.4/5.0
Based on 48 user reviews
Rating: Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo 5.5 Inch was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the ejaculating strapon.
Rating: Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo 5.5 Inch was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo 5.5 Inch was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo 5.5 Inch was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I recommend Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating Dildo 5.5 Inch for beginners, it's easy to learn and use. Advanced users will also find it valuable.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
While the 1.9 inch diameter shaft offering the feeling of fullness we’ve all been waiting for, the Doc Johnson Realistic Ejaculating dildo is also great for beginners and those with a short vaginal or anal passage. Measuring in at an insertable length of 5.5 inches, it’ll stretch you out with hurting, and that’s what most of us want!
There’s a suction cup for those wanting to use this for solo play, but sadly, it doesn’t come with a harness, so is not actually a strapon. It operates via syringe for that money shot moment.
Pros
- ✅ firm but with give
- ✅ realistic look
- ✅ hands-free fun
Cons
- ❌ no harness
- ❌ PVC is porous
- ❌ hard material
Verdict
If you’re a solo artist when making your sex money moves, this is the realistic cumming dildo you need! Harness-free means no faffing about and that you can get yours (and get covered in jizz) even if you’re partnerless. The thick, veiny shaft may be too wide for some users, but with lots of lube and practice, this may just become your new sexual BFF.
Buy, if you...
- are a first-timer with ejaculating strapons
- want to simulate ejaculation
- want a shorter insertable length
Don't buy, if you...
- don't want a very firm dildo
- dislike girthy shafts
- don't like real-look dildos
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Realistic Natural Realskin 8 Inch Squirting Cock & Harness
Overall Rating
4.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.9/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.8/5.0
Based on 10 user reviews
Rating: Natural Realskin 8 Inch Squirting Cock & Harness was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the ejaculating strapon.
Rating: Natural Realskin 8 Inch Squirting Cock & Harness was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Natural Realskin 8 Inch Squirting Cock & Harness was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Natural Realskin 8 Inch Squirting Cock & Harness was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Natural Realskin 8 Inch Squirting Cock & Harness ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
First things first: this strapon has the largest harness we’ve seen on the market, fitting up to a 60 inch waist – we love that kind of inclusivity. Secondly, it’s a big bastard, packing a full 8.5-inch shaft and some big, bulbous balls. This is not for the faint of heart – or vagina!
The textured shaft is made of thermoplastic elastomer, for a real-skin feel that will bring you to G-spot or P-spot heaven over and over. The ultra smooth tapered tip will allow for easy entry, allowing you to work your way up the shaft as it stretches you out. This ejaculating dildo also has a suction cup base for those who want to use it sans-partner. The ejaculation starts in the balls, which may not be the easiest place to reach around/under to squeeze at climax time.
Pros
- ✅ 60 inch harness
- ✅ two O-rings on harness
- ✅ it's a long, thick dick
Cons
- ❌ liquid stored in the balls
- ❌ can be hard to fill
- ❌ it's a big 'un!
Verdict
This is a fantastic all-rounder at a super reasonable price. The liquid is stored in the balls, as in real life, which makes it more realistic, but can prove a little difficult to get to. Other than that, the rave reviews all agree – this is one of the best ejaculating dildos you can get your hands/mouth/vagina/anus on!
Buy, if you...
- want a life-like cock and balls
- want to cum all over your partner
- love a good money shot
Don't buy, if you...
- don't want 8 inches
- want less realism
- don't want to simulate male ejaculation
Vibrating Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo
Overall Rating
3.8/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.4/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
3.2/5.0
Based on 5 user reviews
Rating: Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the ejaculating strapon.
Rating: Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Moderate
Rating: Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I endorse Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo for experts due to its advanced features. Beginners ambitious for a challenge will find it a robust tool for growth.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
This whopper of a vibrating ejaculating dildo offers literally immense pleasure. Constructed of silicone and ABS plastic, this toy has an extra firm feel to it and is not for those looking for a gentle ride! This is one that’s probably best suited for vaginal use, or for anal aficionados.
It’s biggest draw is that it’s one of the only ejaculating dildos on the market that’s also an ejaculating vibrator. It comes with a suction cup base, and it’s honestly probably a good thing that this monster doesn’t come with a harness! The strong, rumbly motor gives you great clitoral or internal stimulation and has a full 10 vibration modes.
Pros
- ✅ medium-sized spunk splash
- ✅ strong suction cup base
- ✅ firm pounding
Cons
- ❌ too firm for many users
- ❌ ejaculate volume could be bigger
- ❌ you may get attached
Vibrations: The vibrations of the Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo are fairly quiet, quite powerful, and very rumbly
Rating: Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Evolved Novelties Big Shot Vibrating Squirting Dildo felt to the reviewer.
Verdict
This is one of the only ejaculating dildos that also vibrates – it’s pretty much magic in an ABS plastic form! Considering it’s a little more expensive than your average cumming dildo (because of the 10 vibration modes and multiple vibe speeds), make sure it’s what you want before you buy! Some users have absolutely loved how firm and unyielding it is, while others have found it way too much.
One tip if you find it firm is to use lots of thick, jellyish lube, and an extra thick condom to soften the pounding!
Buy, if you...
- want a rock-hard cock!
- don't want a lot of cum
- want it hard and rough
Don't buy, if you...
- can't handle a firm dildo
- are new to anal or vaginal penetration
- are particularly sensitive
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Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock
Overall Rating
4.6/5.0
Bedbible Rating:
4.7/5.0
Reviewed by:
Rachel WorthingtonUser Ratings:
4.4/5.0
Based on 67 user reviews
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the ejaculating strapon.
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock was rated 40 out of 100, which means it is possible to figure out how it should be used.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
Affordable
Rating: Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.
What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.
Recommended for
I find Doc Johnson Bust It Ejaculating Dildo with Vac-U-Lock ideal for those with some experience, offering a moderate challenge. It's accessible enough for all to try.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.
This fabulous all-rounder is a fantastic, real-feel dildo designed to give you a proper feeling of ejaculate being spilled all over or all inside you. It comes with some special lube called Nut Butter (ew) and a strong, Vac-U-Lock suction base. While it doesn’t include a harness, it’s compatible with most strap-on harnesses on the market.
The PVC shaft gives a good, firm, yet flexible pounding and the prominent balls act as a safeguard against going in too deep. So far, it’s the only one we’ve seen available in dark brown / black skin tone (which is a shame – c’mon, sex toy people!), making it a unique buy.
The size makes it perfect for most users and a perfect toy to add to your collection!
Pros
- ✅ black skin tone option
- ✅ make-your-own-lube kit
- ✅ perfect for creampies
Cons
- ❌ slightly difficult to fill
- ❌ a little hard to clean
- ❌ very firm feel
Verdict
Being one of (if not the) only black/brown-toned ejaculating dildos on the market is both a sad indictment of the white hold on pleasure (we’re kidding. sort of.), but also makes this a must-have if you’re into skin-tone-appropriate play. However, whatever you’re colour, it’s a reasonable price, a very decent size and is firm enough to give you a run for your money!
Buy, if you...
- have a similar skin tone
- want the real ejaculating experience
- are a trans man
Don't buy, if you...
- want a dildo with a harness
- don't want a realistic looking dildo
- aren't into ejaculate
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Comparison of the 6 best ejaculating strapons
| Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Beginners | Realistic | Vibrating | null |
| Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.8 / 5.0 from 4 users | 3.8 / 5.0 from 65 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 48 users | 4.8 / 5.0 from 10 users | 3.2 / 5.0 from 5 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 67 users |
| Price | Affordable | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable |
| Design | 90 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 90 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 40 / 100 |
| Quality | 90 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Sound | - | - | - | - | 60 / 100 | - |
| Power | - | - | - | - | 60 / 100 | - |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - |
| Length | 7.7 inches | 10 inches | 7.5 inches | 8.25 inches | 8 inches | 7 inches |
| Insertable length | 6.7 inches | - | 5.5 inches | 5.75 inches | 6 inches | 5 inches |
| Diameter | 1.4 inches | 1.6 inches | 1.9 inches | 1.9 inches | 1.5 inches | 1.8 inches |
| Materials | Body-safe Silicone, ABS Plastic | PVC | PVC | Thermoplastic elastomer | silicone | PVC |
| Waterproof | Yes | - | - | - | - | - |
| Storage Bag Included | Yes | - | - | - | - | - |
| Colors Available | Black, Vanilla | - | - | - | - | - |
| Vibration modes | - | 9 | - | - | 10 | - |
| Texture | - | life-like | - | - | - | - |
| Allergies | - | - | Latex and phthalate-free | - | - | - |
| Adjustable | - | - | - | Very | - | - |
| Vibration speeds | - | - | - | - | multiple | - |
| Rechargeable | - | - | - | - | yes | - |
| Flexibility | - | - | - | - | - | Semi |
What to Put in Your Squirting Strap-On
Right! You’ve chosen the ejaculating dildo of your dreams and are all excited. But wait – what do you put in it? Well, jizz-like lubricant, obviously! While you can choose any lubricant, or even water for the squirting strapon, if you’re after a cum-like experience, then cherry-flavoured lube just won’t cut it!
While homemade lubricants can be good for those who know their skin sensitivities and allergies, it’s not recommended for ejaculating strapons, as many are made from plastic and most homemade lubes simply won’t give you that big ole money shot spurt you’re after!
Always choose a water-based lubricant, no matter what your activity.
Spunk Lube Hybrid Cum Lubricant
One of the first water/silicone hybrid lubes available, the Spunk Hybrid Lubricant was made specifically to look and feel exactly like male cum. It’s soft enough to blast out and cover you or your partner, but firm enough to give that special There’s Something About Mary look we all know and secretly love.
A Harness For Your Ejaculating Strapon
Some of the ejaculating strapons on our list come with their own harness, but a few need separate strapons and that’s where this handy list comes in! These are three of our tried and tested items that work the best with an ejaculating dildo and will give your partner the ride of their life.
Our roundup of plus size harnesses is great for users of all sizes as well!
Lovehoney Full-Back Strap-On Harness
With three interchangeable O-rings of varying sizes and a strap that adjusts from 25 to 68 inches, this is one of the most size-inclusive strapon harnesses out there. It has a little pocket in the front for a small vibrator for added fun while you use your ejaculating dildo. The full back style is particularly good for those with back problems or who want to rapid-fire their way to Poundtown.
Spareparts Hardwear Unisex Joque Strap-On Harness
While the Spareparts Joque strap-on is one of the more high-priced harnesses on the market, boy oh boy, is it built to last. It’s also the highest-rated one available for sale on Lovehoney, which tells you everything you need to know! There are two mini pockets for bullet vibes and it fits flush against your body for a seamless, comfortable experience that’s designed to fit as a second skin. Your partner will be in second heaven as you pummel your way to the heights of ecstacy!
Spareparts Tomboii Harness Boxer Briefs
The only custom-made boxer style harness specifically designed for double dildo penetration, this sucker may actually be too good! The second iteration of the Tomboii double penetration harness, this one in boxer briefs is so comfy, you won’t even notice you’re wearing a harness! It can be used to attach your favourite ejaculating strapon for double penetration, or you can put the smaller dildo attachment that comes with it away and just use one. The options are great and the comfort is second to none.
Does a Squirting Strap-On Feel Realistic?
The short answer is: yes. The longer answer is: it feels as realistic as strapon sex can! While the experiences of sex with a real penis and a strapon are different, who’s to say one is better? A strapon never goes soft and the ejaculating ones come every time – on command! What’s not to love? There are some dildos on this list that are made specifically to feel like skin, and others that are different colours and not meant to be realistic at all. Everyone is different and looking for a different experience, so in conclusion: it’s as realistic as you make it. Make sure to use great, cum-like lube and you’ll be happy as can be.
FAQ
What is an ejaculating strapon
An ejaculating dildo or strapon is exactly what it sounds like - a sex toy that's made for oral, vaginal, or anal penetration that has a reservoir that you can fill with water to simulate watersports or with specially formulated, water-based lubricant to simulate ejaculating. Other than this small difference, they operate exactly as a regular strap-on or dildo would! That means they're tons of fun and you probably want one!
Reviewed by:
Sarah Riccio