Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Review
My Verdict
Overall, the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is a perfectly fine toy. While I love the thrusting aspect of it, the weak vibrations are a bummer. I think that if I got myself a suction cup that can suction to the flat base of the toy so I can go hands-off with this, I might like it more! If you're not a Fifty Shades of Grey fan, there's other thrusting rabbits on the market that may be a better fit for you, stylistically and financially. At the end of the day, I do enjoy this toy. It looks classy, it's a fun novelty, and still gets the job done!
Recommended for
I suggest this if you're progressing beyond the basics; it’s straightforward but adds useful features.
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About The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator
The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is for penetration lovers who want the thrusting experience without having to do all the work. While it may not be the most powerful vibration, it still gives a pleasurable experience from the thrusting friction! I like thinking of it as a sex machine on a (bit of a) budget. Sure, it's Fifty Shades of Grey so the novelty of this toy feels a little silly. But, as a guilty-pleasure fan of the series? This toy had me saying, "Holy cow!" The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is quiet, unique, and an elegant rabbit for your toy collection.
The vibrations of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator are silent, gently, and very buzzy
Pros
- ✅36 different vibration combinations (if you like variety!)
- ✅Quiet vibration
- ✅Has a travel lock
- ✅Includes a sleek toy bag
- ✅100% waterproof
Cons
- ❌36 different vibration combinations (could be considered excessive!)
- ❌Not very strong vibrations
- ❌A little heavy to hold up
- ❌Thrusting can be noisy
- ❌Rabbit ears can pinch
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Personal Experience
“I’m Eve in the Garden of Eden, and he’s the serpent, and I cannot resist.”
Fun fact, I saw Fifty Shades Darker in theatres with my best friend during our shared free period. We had read all the books, obsessed and laughed over them countless times. So, when I was given the opportunity to test out The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator, I just had to. Especially since I have a Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator at home already! They’re horrible books, and the movies are just as bad, but I can’t help but love the novelty of it all. I couldn’t resist a little more Grey in my life.“Oh, I exercise control in all things, Miss Steele.”
Prepare to be in control with the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator! It needs a hand to hold it, and there are 36 different varying combinations of vibration patterns to choose from. This toy is great for folks who want g-spot stimulation, light clitoral stimulation, but love some good thrusting friction! For a toy with two motors, one of which thrusting, this was surprisingly one of the quietest vibrators I’ve ever used. It’s quieter than the Fun Factory Miss Bi and the Lelo Ina Wave 2, which were both super quiet already! However, that may be because the vibrations of this toy are weak and very buzzy. It was numbing to my clitoris at the highest setting, even though I could hardly feel it half the time. The thruster though? Now that was the best feature, I loved it. It was strong, consistent, and I liked some of the varying vibration patterns that I could use with it. I’ll admit, after only a few uses it seems that the thruster is gradually getting weaker. However, it’s still hard to tell as it hasn’t been that long that I’ve had it! Also, I do wish that the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator came with a suction cup. For a thruster toy so heavy, and made with a flat plastic base, it’d be nice to be able to suction cup it to a surface for some hands-off play. Otherwise, I need to hold it or have a partner hold it for me. I don’t mind the latter, but I wish the team making this toy had thought of an additional suction cup, especially for that price.“Raising the ordinary to extraordinary.”
Or is it? I didn’t have high hopes for this toy, as I assumed it would be as cheap as the franchise its attached to. The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator exceeded my expectations in some places and came short in others. With the drastically varying levels of enjoyment, from soft silicone and ultra quiet to horribly weak vibrations and fast deteriorating strength, it’s a fairly “fine” toy to me. I’ll recommend it to folks who are fans of the franchise, but otherwise? You might be better off trying a different branded thrusting toy for a better bang for your buck!Design
I love the design of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator, except for the base. I love how quiet the toy is (unless the thrusting has to work harder if the person being penetrated is a bit tight), plus the silicone is smooth and quick to warm against skin. But, the base is heavy and a little clunky to hold up on my own. I wished that there was a suction cup base to be able to stand the toy up and use hands-free. I suppose it's a good thing the base is flat and smooth at the bottom, so you could usually add a suction cup yourself!
Ease of Use
With only two buttons and easy access to the charger input, it's incredibly easy to use this toy. However, it's not great for folks with mobility or grip issues, if you ask me, because of how heavy the base of the toy is. Plus, while the varying vibration combinations are fun for some folks, I get easily frustrated having to flip through each and every setting to find the one I want. If a toy is going to offer a lot of combinations, I'd want it to come with an app.
Quality
The quality of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator feels top-of-the-line. The ABS plastic base doesn't feel cheap, and the silicone is super soft and smooth. When sitting upright on display, the toy doesn't wobble and feels sturdy in place. It's also surprisingly quiet!
Price
This is a pricier toy. I like that it comes with a toy bag, and that it's waterproof. But it's heavy, a little too clunky to hold for my tastes, and doesn't have strong vibrations. Personally, I would not pay full price for this toy. However, if you're a kinky fan of Fifty Shades of Grey and want this as a novelty collector, then the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator could be perfect for you!
Performance
The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator advertises that it lasts an hour or so at full vibration, and it hasn't died on me yet! I also noticed that other reviews said that this vibrator is far too strong for them. Personally? The vibrations in the clitoral arm are super buzzy, to the point where it just feels like a weak vibration, to me. The thrusting motor is stronger than I expected, but after a few uses it's already slower whenever my muscles tighten.
Packaging
The packaging is perfectly fitting for the Fifty Shades of Grey experience. It's sleek, simple, and a little cheap. There's even a sexy quote from one of the books on the side of the box. Inside, there's a booklet that depicts the varying vibration pattern possibilities as well as how to use the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator. But it's all cardboard and plastic, personally I prefer eco-friendly packaging.
Materials and care
The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is 100% waterproof and made with silicone and abs plastic. To clean it, I'd recommend warm water and soap, and maybe try and time the thruster so it isn't as scrunched up! Or use an unused toothbrush to get into the ribbed parts. It's a high-quality heavy toy, but thankfully easy to clean. Plus, it comes with a toy bag!
Specifications and features
Vibration speeds | 3 |
Vibration patterns | 9 |
Thrust Modes | 3 |
Length | 9 inches |
Insertable length | 4.5 inches |
Diameter | 1.25 inches |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic |
Waterproof | Yes |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Battery Life | 60 minutes |
Charging Time | 150 minutes |
Travel Lock | Yes |
Storage Bag Included | Yes |
Colors Available | Black |
Comparing Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator with alternatives
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Overall score | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.8 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.1 / 5.0 from 350 users | 3.8 / 5.0 from 381 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 103 users | 5 / 5.0 from 24 users | 5 / 5.0 from 4 users |
Price | Pricey | Affordable | Moderate | Pricey | Pricey |
Design | 85 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Ease of use | 65 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Quality | 95 / 100 | 88 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 92 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | - |
Power | 40 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | somewhat buzzy | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - |
Vibration speeds | 3 | 3 | - | 3, plus more with app | - |
Vibration patterns | 9 | 4 | - | 4, plus more with app | - |
Thrust Modes | 3 | 3 | 6 | 7, plus more with app | Up to 200 strokes per min |
Length | 9 inches | Total: 9 inches, Rabbit Arm: 2 inches | 10 inches | 10.2 inches | 26 inches |
Insertable length | 4.5 inches | 5.25 inches | 5 inches | 5.12 inches | (dildo) 7.5 inches |
Diameter | 1.25 inches | 1.5 inches | 1.5 inches | 1.46 inches | - |
Materials | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Body-safe silicone and ABS plastic | Silicone, ABS Plastic | Silicone | Frame: Metal, ABS Plastic; Dildo: Silicone |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | No | No, water-resistant | Frame: No; Dildo: Yes |
Rechargeable | Yes | Yes, USB rechargeable | Yes | Yes, magnetic USB | - |
Battery Life | 60 minutes | Up to 65 minutes | Up to 120 minutes | 240 minutes | Unlimited, corded supply minutes |
Charging Time | 150 minutes | Up to 150 minutes | - | 120 minutes | - |
Travel Lock | Yes | Yes | No | No | - |
Storage Bag Included | Yes | No | No | Yes | - |
Colors Available | Black | Purple | Black, Lilac, Mint Green, Red | Red | - |
Flexibility | - | Flexable rabbit, firm thruster | - | - | - |
Remote Controls | - | None | - | Yes, through mobile app | Yes, dial control |
Adjustable | - | - | Yes, shaft bends up to 30º | - | Yes |
Height | - | - | - | - | 12 inches |
Weight | - | - | - | - | 6 lbs lbs |
Reviewed by:
Vern Holland