Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator — Test & Review

Vern Holland
by Vern HollandUpdated:
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Overall Rating

4.0/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Vern Holland

User Ratings:

4.1/5.0

Based on 350 user reviews

85/100
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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

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65/100
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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator was rated 65 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

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95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

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Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

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My Verdict

Overall, the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is a perfectly fine toy. While I love the thrusting aspect of it, the weak vibrations are a bummer. I think that if I got myself a suction cup that can suction to the flat base of the toy so I can go hands-off with this, I might like it more! If you're not a Fifty Shades of Grey fan, there's other thrusting rabbits on the market that may be a better fit for you, stylistically and financially. At the end of the day, I do enjoy this toy. It looks classy, it's a fun novelty, and still gets the job done!

Buy, if you...

  1. Want the novelty of owning a Fifty Shades of Grey branded toy
  2. Enjoy dual stimulation internally and on the clitoris or perineum
  3. Prefer toys with a travel-lock feature
  4. Are looking for a quiet toy

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Prefer rumbly vibrations
  2. Are on a tight budget
  3. Want a hands-off toy
  4. Don't like to manually skip through vibration settings

About The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is for penetration lovers who want the thrusting experience without having to do all the work. While it may not be the most powerful vibration, it still gives a pleasurable experience from the thrusting friction! I like thinking of it as a sex machine on a (bit of a) budget. Sure, it's Fifty Shades of Grey so the novelty of this toy feels a little silly. But, as a guilty-pleasure fan of the series? This toy had me saying, "Holy cow!" The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is quiet, unique, and an elegant rabbit for your toy collection.

The vibrations of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator are silent, gently, and very buzzy

SoundSound rating

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator was rated 1 out of 5, which means it is silent.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • 36 different vibration combinations (if you like variety!)
  • Quiet vibration
  • Has a travel lock
  • Includes a sleek toy bag
  • 100% waterproof

Cons

  • 36 different vibration combinations (could be considered excessive!)
  • Not very strong vibrations
  • A little heavy to hold up
  • Thrusting can be noisy
  • Rabbit ears can pinch

My Experience With the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

My Personal Experiences with Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

“I’m Eve in the Garden of Eden, and he’s the serpent, and I cannot resist.”

Fun fact, I saw Fifty Shades Darker in theatres with my best friend during our shared free period. We had read all the books, obsessed and laughed over them countless times. So, when I was given the opportunity to test out The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator, I just had to. Especially since I have a Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator at home already! They’re horrible books, and the movies are just as bad, but I can’t help but love the novelty of it all. I couldn’t resist a little more Grey in my life.

“Oh, I exercise control in all things, Miss Steele.”

Prepare to be in control with the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator! It needs a hand to hold it, and there are 36 different varying combinations of vibration patterns to choose from. This toy is great for folks who want g-spot stimulation, light clitoral stimulation, but love some good thrusting friction! For a toy with two motors, one of which thrusting, this was surprisingly one of the quietest vibrators I’ve ever used. It’s quieter than the Fun Factory Miss Bi and the Lelo Ina Wave 2, which were both super quiet already! However, that may be because the vibrations of this toy are weak and very buzzy. It was numbing to my clitoris at the highest setting, even though I could hardly feel it half the time. The thruster though? Now that was the best feature, I loved it. It was strong, consistent, and I liked some of the varying vibration patterns that I could use with it. I’ll admit, after only a few uses it seems that the thruster is gradually getting weaker. However, it’s still hard to tell as it hasn’t been that long that I’ve had it! Also, I do wish that the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator came with a suction cup. For a thruster toy so heavy, and made with a flat plastic base, it’d be nice to be able to suction cup it to a surface for some hands-off play. Otherwise, I need to hold it or have a partner hold it for me. I don’t mind the latter, but I wish the team making this toy had thought of an additional suction cup, especially for that price.

“Raising the ordinary to extraordinary.”

Or is it? I didn’t have high hopes for this toy, as I assumed it would be as cheap as the franchise its attached to. The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator exceeded my expectations in some places and came short in others. With the drastically varying levels of enjoyment, from soft silicone and ultra quiet to horribly weak vibrations and fast deteriorating strength, it’s a fairly “fine” toy to me. I’ll recommend it to folks who are fans of the franchise, but otherwise? You might be better off trying a different branded thrusting toy for a better bang for your buck!

The Design: A Closer Look

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator The Design: A Closer Look

I love the design of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator, except for the base. I love how quiet the toy is (unless the thrusting has to work harder if the person being penetrated is a bit tight), plus the silicone is smooth and quick to warm against skin. But, the base is heavy and a little clunky to hold up on my own. I wished that there was a suction cup base to be able to stand the toy up and use hands-free. I suppose it's a good thing the base is flat and smooth at the bottom, so you could usually add a suction cup yourself!

Assessing the Usability of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Assessing the Usability of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

With only two buttons and easy access to the charger input, it's incredibly easy to use this toy. However, it's not great for folks with mobility or grip issues, if you ask me, because of how heavy the base of the toy is. Plus, while the varying vibration combinations are fun for some folks, I get easily frustrated having to flip through each and every setting to find the one I want. If a toy is going to offer a lot of combinations, I'd want it to come with an app.

Grading the Quality

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Grading the Quality

The quality of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator feels top-of-the-line. The ABS plastic base doesn't feel cheap, and the silicone is super soft and smooth. When sitting upright on display, the toy doesn't wobble and feels sturdy in place. It's also surprisingly quiet!

Breaking Down the Cost of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Breaking Down the Cost of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

This is a pricier toy. I like that it comes with a toy bag, and that it's waterproof. But it's heavy, a little too clunky to hold for my tastes, and doesn't have strong vibrations. Personally, I would not pay full price for this toy. However, if you're a kinky fan of Fifty Shades of Grey and want this as a novelty collector, then the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator could be perfect for you!

Weighing up the Performance of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Weighing up the Performance of the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator

The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator advertises that it lasts an hour or so at full vibration, and it hasn't died on me yet! I also noticed that other reviews said that this vibrator is far too strong for them. Personally? The vibrations in the clitoral arm are super buzzy, to the point where it just feels like a weak vibration, to me. The thrusting motor is stronger than I expected, but after a few uses it's already slower whenever my muscles tighten.

Packaging: A Testament to Quality?

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Packaging: A Testament to Quality?

The packaging is perfectly fitting for the Fifty Shades of Grey experience. It's sleek, simple, and a little cheap. There's even a sexy quote from one of the books on the side of the box. Inside, there's a booklet that depicts the varying vibration pattern possibilities as well as how to use the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator. But it's all cardboard and plastic, personally I prefer eco-friendly packaging.

Materials and Maintenance

Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator Materials and Maintenance

The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator is 100% waterproof and made with silicone and abs plastic. To clean it, I'd recommend warm water and soap, and maybe try and time the thruster so it isn't as scrunched up! Or use an unused toothbrush to get into the ribbed parts. It's a high-quality heavy toy, but thankfully easy to clean. Plus, it comes with a toy bag!

Specifications and features

Vibration speeds3 
Vibration patterns9 
Thrust Modes3 
Length9 inches
Insertable length4.5 inches
Diameter1.25 inches
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic 
WaterproofYes 
RechargeableYes 
Battery Life60 minutes
Charging Time150 minutes
Travel LockYes 
Storage Bag IncludedYes 
Colors AvailableBlack 

Comparing Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator with alternatives

Compare Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit VibratorFifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator
Overall score4.0 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.0 / 5.0 3.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0
User rating4.1 / 5.0
from 350 users
3.8 / 5.0
from 381 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 7 users
5 / 5.0
from 24 users
5 / 5.0
from 4 users
PricePricey Affordable Moderate Pricey Pricey
Design85 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use65 / 100 70 / 100 80 / 100 95 / 100 80 / 100
Quality95 / 100 88 / 100 85 / 100 92 / 100 90 / 100
Sound20 / 100 60 / 100 100 / 100 60 / 100 -
Power40 / 100 60 / 100 80 / 100 60 / 100 -
Buzzy/Rumblysomewhat buzzy neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly -
Vibration speeds3 3 -3, plus more with app -
Vibration patterns9 4 -4, plus more with app -
Thrust Modes3 3 6 7, plus more with app Up to 200 strokes per min
Length9 inchesTotal: 9 inches, Rabbit Arm: 2 inches10 inches10.2 inches26 inches
Insertable length4.5 inches5.25 inches5 inches5.12 inches(dildo) 7.5 inches
Diameter1.25 inches1.5 inches1.5 inches1.46 inches-
MaterialsSilicone, ABS Plastic Body-safe silicone and ABS plastic Silicone, ABS Plastic Silicone Frame: Metal, ABS Plastic; Dildo: Silicone
WaterproofYes Yes No No, water-resistant Frame: No; Dildo: Yes
RechargeableYes Yes, USB rechargeable Yes Yes, magnetic USB -
Battery Life60 minutesUp to 65 minutesUp to 120 minutes240 minutesUnlimited, corded supply minutes
Charging Time150 minutesUp to 150 minutes-120 minutes-
Travel LockYes Yes No No -
Storage Bag IncludedYes No No Yes -
Colors AvailableBlack Purple Black, Lilac, Mint Green, Red Red -
Flexibility-Flexable rabbit, firm thruster ---
Remote Controls-None -Yes, through mobile app Yes, dial control
Adjustable--Yes, shaft bends up to 30º -Yes
Height----12 inches
Weight----6 lbs lbs
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FAQ

Should I use lubricant for the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator?
Yes! Make sure to use water-based lube on this toy, and plenty of it! While it may not have a lot of inches of insertable length, the friction of the thrusting can be very drying.
How do I clean the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator?
Give it a good clean with warm water and soap. Thankfully, it's 100% waterproof so no need to worry about getting it too wet. You may want to use a toothbrush to get into the crevices of the ribs on the shaft!
Is the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator a discreet toy?
It comes with a cute, silk toy bag with "Fifty Shades of Grey" on it, but thankfully it's a quiet toy, has a travel lock, and not too big so it can easily slide into a bedside drawer to keep it away from prying eyes!

Instructions - Manual

There is no user manual available online for the Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator, but it’s easy to use. Check out my How To Guide above for ideas!

Author
Vern Holland
Vern Holland

As a creative writer, I didn’t expect to start reviewing sex toys. I became a certified Sexual Health Resource through a previous job, and my desire for widespread sex education has only grown! I’m passionate about helping individuals find pleasure that suits their bodies and desires without shame. I aim to foster open conversations about pleasure, sex, and diverse expressions of sexuality. I want to help create a world that embraces pleasure and celebrates the natural inclinations of all bodies, genders, and sexualities. Let’s educate and empower each other to cultivate a safer, more comfortable, and sexier world!

Age: 24
Gender: Non-binary
Sexual orientation: Queer
Sex toy experience: Advanced
All-time favorite sex toy: We-Vibe Melt
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