Fifty Shades of Grey Nipple Suckers Review

Personal Experience

I, like many vulva-owners, have very sensitive nipples. I’m sorry if that’s TMI, but Spoiler Alert: I’m going to be talking about nipples quite a bit in this review. I love having such sensitive nips, as it allows for some fantastic-feeling stimulation during sex. Yet, I always crave more, and was wondering if nipple toys like these could help me get there…

Nipple Sensations to the Max

But How Do They Look?

Design

The Fifty Shades of Grey Nipple Suckers have a pretty simple design. They have a bulb on top to squeeze, and an open base for you to place over your nipple. For me, the size was great, but all nipples are different! The most eagle-eyed among you may notice that this is actually the same design as other Lovehoney Nipple Suckers, just with the Fifty Shades of Grey logo on the base.

Ease of Use

These nipple suckers are incredibly easy to use. I started out using them dry, but quickly realized you get better results if you moisten the base first, either with saliva or a dab of lube. Since these are made of fairly thick silicone, they have a bit of resistance when you squeeze the bulbs, but it's nothing major. The only thing that might take a bit is figuring out the level of suction that you prefer.

Quality

I can't fault the quality of the Fifty Shades of Grey nipple suckers, but they are very simple toys. I like that they're made of silicone, so they're non-porous, easy to clean, and won't fall apart any time soon.

Price

For $15, these silicone nipple suckers are quite a steal. My only complaint is that many of the other Lovehoney nipple suckers (of exactly the same design) are $2 less, which is very confusing. Did it cost them that little bit extra to put the Fifty Shades of Grey logo on them? It also would've been nice if, for that price, they could've included a small satin storage bag for them, so they don't pick up lint and dirt.

Performance

Like I said before, I really wasn't sure what to expect from these little nipple suckers. However, I was pleasantly surprised with the results! The first time I wore them, the effect was quite weak, but we quickly learned how much to squeeze them to create a good amount of suction. It felt good, but not overwhelming, and they didn't fall off unless hit with a good amount of force.

Packaging

The packaging for the Fifty Shades of Grey Nipple Clamps is a bit underwhelming. They come in a cheap-looking box, and are wrapped in a sealed plastic bag. I'm not sure why, but it's not really reusable, which is annoying. Like I mentioned before, I really would've liked if they had included a storage pouch, or at least if they'd made the box more sturdy so you could store them in that.

Materials and care

These nipple suckers are made of smooth silicone, which is non-porous and body-safe. Since you'll probably have to get them wet with saliva or water-based lube (do not use silicone- or oil-based lubes as they will damage the material), I would recommend cleaning them after use. You can do this with some mild soap and water, or with a toy cleaning spray. Then, let them dry before storing away. If you have a spare storage pouch, I would recommend storing them in that to keep them lint-free between uses.