Fun Factory Massage Bullet — Test & Review

Karla del Ponte
by Karla del PonteUpdated:
4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

5/5

Reviewed by: 

Karla del Ponte

User Ratings:

4.4/5

Based on 16 user reviews

50/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is designed well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Fun Factory Massage Bullet.

80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

80/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

My Verdict

The Fun Factory Massage Bullet is a small vibe that's good for quickies, traveling and out-of-home fun. It can be used underwater as well as over clothes. I found that it was super powerful, and the vibrations reach deep tissues and linger in the body after usage.

Buy, if you...

  1. Enjoy intense vibrations
  2. Like external stimulation
  3. Want a small toy to carry/travel with you

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Are on a tight budget
  2. Worry about accidental activation in your bag
  3. Want a hands-free toy
  4. Want a whisper-quiet vibrator

About The Fun Factory Massage Bullet

The Massage Bullet by Fun Factory is a lipstick-sized black plastic vibrator with a single button. Intense vibrations for external stimulation, through the clothes or under water as the bullet is waterproof.

The vibrations of the Fun Factory Massage Bullet are very loud, extremely powerful, and very rumbly

SoundSound rating

Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very loud.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Fun Factory Massage Bullet felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Fun Factory Massage Bullet felt to the reviewer.

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BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Pros

  • Powerful vibrations
  • Waterproof
  • Rechargeable

Cons

  • Pricey
  • May be too intense
  • Pretty noisy

Personal Experience

My Personal Experiences with Fun Factory Massage Bullet

When I took the Fun Factory Massage Bullet out of the box and pressed the single button, it started vibrating so powerfully, I couldn’t keep my hand steady. Just from that, I knew its vibrations would be felt deep in my body, even through clothes. The impact of those vibrations was still felt in the hand and arm, up to the elbow, for next several minutes after use, and even longer in my vulva. Unless you’re really interested in intense vibrations, I think it would be better to hold the bullet in your hand against the clitoris because if you sit on the bullet, its vibrations go down the legs! That being said, the Massage Bullet does its job quickly, with pleasant build-up and release.

Design

Fun Factory Massage Bullet Design

In my opinion, the design of the Fun Factory Massage Bullet is basic, focused on making the button stand out. The opposite, slightly wider end of the toy contains the vibrating motor. This toy also comes only in black.

Ease of Use

Fun Factory Massage Bullet Ease of Use

Using this toy is extremely easy, as the Massage Bullet has just one big button, which is a different color and has some texture on the surface. This makes it easy to find, even when you're not looking at it. I use this bullet on the first setting as I'm not so big on vibration patterns. However, sometimes I couldn't press the button strongly enough because the vibrating bullet jerked too vigorously in my hand!

Quality

Fun Factory Massage Bullet Quality

The bullet has a high-quality feel to it, in terms of materials and construction. However, as the vibrations are really intense, the Massage Bullet gets pretty loud. It can be also heard from the rooms with shared walls, which might be inconvenient for customers with roommates.

Price

Fun Factory Massage Bullet Price

This is a mid-range priced toy, and still twice as cheap than the famous Tango X bullet but pricier than the Dare necklace bullet by Lovehoney. The cheapest alternatives often come with batteries, whereas the Massage Bullet by Fun Factory is rechargeable. Still, other manufacturers offer pouches, travel locks, velvety soft silicone surface, whisper-quietness, sleeker and colorful designs for mid-range price, while the Massage Bullet box contains just the essentials: the plastic bullet, its charger, a manual with warnings against misuse, and another manual with tips on solo and partnered play.

Performance

Fun Factory Massage Bullet Performance

The Massage Bullet is indeed as powerful as promised. The toy does its job quickly enough, its battery has no time to get hot!

Packaging

Fun Factory Massage Bullet Packaging

The design of the packaging is as simple as the design of the bullet itself: a small cardboard box which says that the Massage Bullet is waterproof and rechargeable.

Materials and care

Fun Factory Massage Bullet Materials and care

The bullet is made of body-safe plastic. It is waterproof and suitable for using in bath or shower, so the toy can be safely washed under the tap.

Specifications and features

Vibration patterns3 
Vibration speeds2 
Length2.9 inches
Width3.1 inches
MaterialsABS Plastic 
WaterproofYes 
Battery Life45 - 90 minutes
RechargeableYes 
Charging Time120 minutes
Travel LockNo 
Storage Bag IncludedNo 
Colors AvailableBlack 

Comparing Fun Factory Massage Bullet with alternatives

Compare Fun Factory Massage BulletFun Factory Massage Bullet
Overall score4.7 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.2 / 5.0 3.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 3.0 / 5.0 2.0 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 2.5 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0
User rating4.4 / 5.0
from 16 users
5 / 5.0
from 2 users
5 / 5.0
from 154 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 104 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 1421 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 52 users
PricePricey Affordable Affordable Moderate Affordable Moderate
Design50 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 84 / 100 40 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 75 / 100 50 / 100 100 / 100 40 / 100 97 / 100
Quality80 / 100 80 / 100 50 / 100 85 / 100 20 / 100 100 / 100
Sound100 / 100 40 / 100 40 / 100 60 / 100 40 / 100 20 / 100
Power100 / 100 60 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 40 / 100 80 / 100
Buzzy/Rumblyvery rumbly neither really buzzy nor rumbly very rumbly very rumbly somewhat buzzy somewhat rumbly
Vibration patterns3 -19 patterns 17 -7
Vibration speeds2 -2 speeds 3 -8
Length2.9 inches3.6 inches4.3 Inches inches3.7 inches3.5 inches3.9 inches
Width3.1 inches0.8 inches-0.94 inches--
MaterialsABS Plastic Silicone/ABS plastic Silicone ABS Plastic (also available in silicone) ABS Hard Plastic Silicone/ABS Plastic
WaterproofYes Yes Submersible Yes Submersible Yes
Battery Life45 - 90 minutes120 minutes70 minutes minutesUp to 60 minutes-120 minutes
RechargeableYes Yes Yes, USB Yes No, Requires 1 AAA Battery Yes
Charging Time120 minutes150 minutes45 minutes minutes150 minutes-90 minutes
Travel LockNo Yes -No -Yes
Storage Bag IncludedNo Yes -Yes -Yes
Colors AvailableBlack Pink, Blue -Silver, Purple, Pink, Black, Teal Black and Silver -
Vibration modes--20 settings -1 -
Diameter--0.93 inches inches-2 inches0.9 inches
Insertable length----2.5 inches-
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Author
Karla del Ponte
Karla del Ponte

Auntie with tarot, crystals, and oils

Age: 34
Gender: Woman
Sexual orientation: Queer
Sex toy experience: Intermediate
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