Fun Factory Massage Bullet Review
Overall Rating
4.7/5
Bedbible Rating:
5/5
User Ratings:
4.4/5
Based on 16 user reviews
Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is designed well.
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Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
My Verdict
The Fun Factory Massage Bullet is a small vibe that's good for quickies, traveling and out-of-home fun. It can be used underwater as well as over clothes. I found that it was super powerful, and the vibrations reach deep tissues and linger in the body after usage.
Recommended for
I suggest this if you're progressing beyond the basics; it’s straightforward but adds useful features.
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About The Fun Factory Massage Bullet
The Massage Bullet by Fun Factory is a lipstick-sized black plastic vibrator with a single button. Intense vibrations for external stimulation, through the clothes or under water as the bullet is waterproof.
The vibrations of the Fun Factory Massage Bullet are very loud, extremely powerful, and very rumbly
Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is very loud.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Fun Factory Massage Bullet felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Fun Factory Massage Bullet was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is extremely powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Fun Factory Massage Bullet felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Powerful vibrations
- ✅Waterproof
- ✅Rechargeable
Cons
- ❌Pricey
- ❌May be too intense
- ❌Pretty noisy
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
When I took the Fun Factory Massage Bullet out of the box and pressed the single button, it started vibrating so powerfully, I couldn’t keep my hand steady. Just from that, I knew its vibrations would be felt deep in my body, even through clothes. The impact of those vibrations was still felt in the hand and arm, up to the elbow, for next several minutes after use, and even longer in my vulva. Unless you’re really interested in intense vibrations, I think it would be better to hold the bullet in your hand against the clitoris because if you sit on the bullet, its vibrations go down the legs! That being said, the Massage Bullet does its job quickly, with pleasant build-up and release.
Design
In my opinion, the design of the Fun Factory Massage Bullet is basic, focused on making the button stand out. The opposite, slightly wider end of the toy contains the vibrating motor. This toy also comes only in black.
Ease of Use
Using this toy is extremely easy, as the Massage Bullet has just one big button, which is a different color and has some texture on the surface. This makes it easy to find, even when you're not looking at it. I use this bullet on the first setting as I'm not so big on vibration patterns. However, sometimes I couldn't press the button strongly enough because the vibrating bullet jerked too vigorously in my hand!
Quality
The bullet has a high-quality feel to it, in terms of materials and construction. However, as the vibrations are really intense, the Massage Bullet gets pretty loud. It can be also heard from the rooms with shared walls, which might be inconvenient for customers with roommates.
Price
This is a mid-range priced toy, and still twice as cheap than the famous Tango X bullet but pricier than the Dare necklace bullet by Lovehoney. The cheapest alternatives often come with batteries, whereas the Massage Bullet by Fun Factory is rechargeable. Still, other manufacturers offer pouches, travel locks, velvety soft silicone surface, whisper-quietness, sleeker and colorful designs for mid-range price, while the Massage Bullet box contains just the essentials: the plastic bullet, its charger, a manual with warnings against misuse, and another manual with tips on solo and partnered play.
Performance
The Massage Bullet is indeed as powerful as promised. The toy does its job quickly enough, its battery has no time to get hot!
Packaging
The design of the packaging is as simple as the design of the bullet itself: a small cardboard box which says that the Massage Bullet is waterproof and rechargeable.
Materials and care
The bullet is made of body-safe plastic. It is waterproof and suitable for using in bath or shower, so the toy can be safely washed under the tap.
Specifications and features
| Vibration patterns | 3 |
| Vibration speeds | 2 |
| Length | 2.9 inches |
| Width | 3.1 inches |
| Materials | ABS Plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Battery Life | 45 - 90 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 120 minutes |
| Travel Lock | No |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Colors Available | Black |
Comparing Fun Factory Massage Bullet with alternatives
 Fun Factory Massage Bullet | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 3.0 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 4.0 / 5.0 | 2.5 / 5.0 | 5.0 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.4 / 5.0 from 16 users | 5 / 5.0 from 2 users | 5 / 5.0 from 154 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 104 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 1421 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 93 users |
| Price | Pricey | Affordable | Affordable | Moderate | Affordable | Moderate |
| Design | 50 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 84 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 80 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 97 / 100 |
| Quality | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
| Sound | 100 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 |
| Power | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | very rumbly | very rumbly | somewhat buzzy | somewhat rumbly |
| Vibration patterns | 3 | - | 19 patterns | 17 | - | 7 |
| Vibration speeds | 2 | - | 2 speeds | 3 | - | 8 |
| Length | 2.9 inches | 3.6 inches | 4.3 Inches inches | 3.7 inches | 3.5 inches | 3.9 inches |
| Width | 3.1 inches | 0.8 inches | - | 0.94 inches | - | - |
| Materials | ABS Plastic | Silicone/ABS plastic | Silicone | ABS Plastic (also available in silicone) | ABS Hard Plastic | Silicone/ABS Plastic |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Submersible | Yes | Submersible | Yes |
| Battery Life | 45 - 90 minutes | 120 minutes | 70 minutes minutes | Up to 60 minutes | - | 120 minutes |
| Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | Yes, USB | Yes | No, Requires 1 AAA Battery | Yes |
| Charging Time | 120 minutes | 150 minutes | 45 minutes minutes | 150 minutes | - | 90 minutes |
| Travel Lock | No | Yes | - | No | - | Yes |
| Storage Bag Included | No | Yes | - | Yes | - | Yes |
| Colors Available | Black | Pink, Blue | - | Silver, Purple, Pink, Black, Teal | Black and Silver | - |
| Vibration modes | - | - | 20 settings | - | 1 | - |
| Diameter | - | - | 0.93 inches inches | - | 2 inches | 0.9 inches |
| Insertable length | - | - | - | - | 2.5 inches | - |
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Reviewed by:
Karla del Ponte