Oxballs Honcho — Test & Review

Ben Allen
by Ben AllenUpdated:
4.9/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.9/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.8/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Ben Allen

User Ratings:

5.0/5.0

Based on user reviews

75/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Oxballs Honcho, Size 3.

80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

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My Verdict

I personally love the design and feel of the Oxballs Honcho Size 3 going in and coming out. The way it feels when it's inside is absolutely wonderful and filling, but I cannot stress enough how problematic it is when fat toys do not have appropriately fat bases. Design issues such as this can cause ER visits and potentially uncomfortable phone calls to "friends" for help fishing them back out. This can all be avoided by molding a larger base onto an otherwise BEAUTIFULLY crafted stubby cock. Buy it? I'm going to say yes, but be cautious of Ye Olde Oh Shit Where's It Gone. Size 1 and 2 of the Oxballs Honcho have a less exaggerated girth to base ratio, and I recognize that the big one that I selected is a special case. Now, I said what I said about the base because it could be an issue for someone. As I stated above, however, it was not an issue for me. I like BIG toys, and by golly, this sucker stayed PUT. I moved around a whole bunch with it in for a whole workday. I even tried to suck the base in to see if I could MAKE it go in. It didn't budge. The base IS narrower than the fattest point on the toy, but it is also shaped just so wonderfully that it rests right between your butt cheeks. It is for sure a keeper.

Buy, if you...

  1. Like a good stretch.
  2. Like to wear larger objects for longer periods.
  3. Want to try a large plug but don't want excessive length.

Don't buy, if you...

  1. Have issues with large girth.
  2. Don't like squishy toys.
  3. Have problems losing toys inside. Really, tie a rope to it.

About The Oxballs Honcho, Size 3

Let's talk about the GORGEOUS Honcho plug from Oxballs, size 3. This thing's coloration is nothing short of dazzling. It's a GIRTHY plug, for sure, and not for beginners (unless you can easily accommodate a 12 ounce drink can). Its material is a very squishy and supple silicone, with lots of give, so it won't be crushing your tender parts as aggressively as other plugs. Let's go deeper, shall we? Yes. Puns.

Pros

  • Lots of girth without excessive length
  • Silicone is squishy enough to move with you
  • Unique shape feels amazing
  • Colors are GORGEOUS

Cons

  • Lack of a taper may be an issue for those not accustomed to large girth
  • Base is smaller in circumference than the widest part of the plug
  • May be too squishy for some users

My Reflections on the Oxballs Honcho

My Personal Experiences with Oxballs Honcho, Size 3

And now we get down to the nitty gritty. WHEW! This thing is a bit of a roller coaster. You go to your favorite park and find that coaster that you can’t get enough of, but there’s a catch. You wait in line forever and when you finally get on the ride, it’s over before you even realize you’re on it, but what a rush you get for that short time. The Oxballs Honcho Size 3 is not so different.  Like most plugs that come with a lot of girth in a short distance, there’s a good bit of stretch that has to happen as your orifice, which isn’t exactly intended for this kind of girth, learns to stretch over that ALMOST 10 inches of circumference. Once you climb over that high point and it slips in, you have that nice rush as it tapers down to the neck. If you can maintain muscle control with your anal sphincter, you might be okay here to leave it in, but I’d opt for a retrieval cord just in case, because the base is smaller than the largest girth of the toy. That knocks off a few points, but the neck is squishy enough and narrow enough that your hole can rest and close up some.

The Oxballs Honcho: Behind the Design

Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 The Oxballs Honcho: Behind the Design

The design of the Oxballs Honcho is unique and exotic, while still looking VERY phallic, if not THE chodiest chode of all time. At first, I was not so wild on the design but with use, it quickly grew on me. The tip is VERY blunt, but the give that the toy has lends to nearly effortless insertion, and it tapers nicely to the neck once you get past the swell of the thickest point. I like it, and I've worn it nearly daily for over a week!

How user friendly is the Oxballs Honcho?

Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 How user friendly is the Oxballs Honcho?

The Oxballs Honcho plug a non-vibrating plug that comes with zero instructions, nor are any required. These kinds of toys are a no-brainer. Make sure you're clean inside if you're going for anal insertion, use a LOT of lube, and I'd recommend tying a retrieval cord/rope to the base JUUUUUST in case. The base of the Size 3 is a good amount smaller than the widest point on the toy itself. The other two sizes of the Oxballs Honcho do not have this issue. With this said of the Size 3, I have worn it internally for 8 hours straight, doing a variety of farm tasks, including driving, barn work, and moving firewood around, and it stayed exactly in place. The base turned out to not be an issue for me, but it could be for some.

Delving into the Quality of the Oxballs Honcho

Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 Delving into the Quality of the Oxballs Honcho

Like most silicone products, this plug has a luxuriant feel and finish to it. The color is absolutely incredible. I can't say enough about how gorgeous it is. It's a solid piece, it does what it's intended to do, and there are no frills or extra bits to worry about. I'd give it 100 if it weren't for that girth=base ratio.

Cost of the Oxballs Honcho

Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 Cost of the Oxballs Honcho

At $89.00, this is a good buy for a thick silicone plug. Add to it that Peepshow Toys threw in a dozen packets of lubricant and a few stickers, and you've got yourself one heck of a solid deal.

Pleasure Check: How does Oxballs Honcho Measure Up?

Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 Pleasure Check: How does Oxballs Honcho Measure Up?

As expected, The Oxballs Honcho Size 3 provides a serious stretch the first time, but I'm no stranger to a good stretch. The beauty of a plug is in its simplicity. It gives a stretch and stays in place. It would be just about perfect if either the base were larger or the neck were longer.

Unwrapping Excitement: A Packaging Review

Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 Unwrapping Excitement: A Packaging Review

The bag that the plug came in provided information about the company, the toy, and is tastefully and cleverly made. There's humor and solid information there.

Materials and Maintenance

Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 Materials and Maintenance

Platinum silicone has become the standard of high-end sex toys for good reason. It's easy to clean, non-porous, and you can share! The manufacturer states that you can use water-based and oil-based lubes with the Oxballs Honcho, but you'll want to avoid silicone lube. Cleaning is as simple as mild soap and water. The provided bag can double as a storage bag as it IS resealable!

Specifications and features

Length5.65 inches
Insertable length5 inches
Diameter2.85 inches
FlexibilitySquishy 
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone 
WaterproofYes 
Storage Bag IncludedYes, Resealable Packaging 
Colors AvailableBlack/Rainbow 

Comparing Oxballs Honcho, Size 3 with alternatives

Compare Oxballs Honcho, Size 3Oxballs Honcho, Size 3
Overall score4.9 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 2.8 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.8 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 1.0 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 3 users
5 / 5.0
from 28 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 26 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 37 users
4.6 / 5.0
from 8 users
5 / 5.0
from 5 users
PriceAffordable Affordable Affordable Moderate Moderate Affordable
Design75 / 100 100 / 100 65 / 100 100 / 100 90 / 100 95 / 100
Ease of use80 / 100 80 / 100 70 / 100 80 / 100 90 / 100 70 / 100
Quality90 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 70 / 100
Sound------
Power------
Buzzy/Rumbly------
Length5.65 inches3.5 inches4.5 inches5.1 inches3.3 inches8.5 inches
Insertable length5 inchesnull inches4 inches4.7 inches2.79 inches7.5 inches
Diameter2.85 inches1.3 inches1.47 inches1.48 inches1.14 inches2 inches
FlexibilitySquishy Very Flexible --Flexible Flexible
MaterialsPlatinum Silicone Platinum-Grade Silicone Ultra-Premium Silicone Silicone Silicone Platinum Silicone
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Yes Submersible Yes
Storage Bag IncludedYes, Resealable Packaging No No Yes -No
Colors AvailableBlack/Rainbow Bronze, Graphite, Pink Sugar, Ultra Violet Black, Purple -Rose, Dark Taupe Green/Gold (handpoured, so each dildo is unique) and glittery
Weight---0.4 lbs--
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FAQ

How do I keep the toy from getting lost inside?
Tie a rope or string around the base so you can retrieve it easily if you get lost in moment and the toy slips inside.
What kind of lube is safe to use with this toy?
Water-based and oil-based are fine, according to Oxballs, but avoid silicone lube.
Is this harness compatible?
It could be, but the shape and design make it impractical.
Can I store the toy with other toys?
Generally, platinum silicone toys are safe to be stored together, but it's best to use an individual storage bag or box for each toy.
How do I clean the toy?
Soap and water is perfect for a simple clean but you can boil silicone toys or soak them in a bleach and water solution to sanitize.

Instructions - Manual

There are no “how to” manuals or written instructions for this toy, but the ones I’ve written above should do you just fine.

Author
Ben Allen
Ben Allen

I’m an ass obsessed mountain man with a dark sense of humor and very little patience for the sexually repressed. I can talk to anyone about anything and often do. If I write a review on here, it’ll be honest, straight to the point, and sprinkled with just the right amount of my own brand of sarcasm.

Age: 40
Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: I like girls.
Sex toy experience: Advanced
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