Oxy All-in-One Ball Crusher — Test & Review

My Reflections on the Oxy All-in-One Ball Crusher

First impressions

I was so excited to receive this testicle crusher.  The neat little box felt reassuringly heavy and I was excited to open the box flap to see an erotic picture.  It felt sexy and I couldn’t wait to see more. I took out all the pieces.  They were heavy and felt really high quality.  All the edges were perfectly smooth, with no sharp bits, and it was beautifully shiny. I looked for the assembly instructions, only to find there weren’t any.   For a 20-piece toy (counting the nuts and bolts), this was daunting, but I headed to the Oxy website to look at the product images so I could copy them.

Assembly

Without assembly instructions, I attempted to copy the product images from the Oxy website but it didn’t help because the website shows the toy assembled in two different ways; one way in the product shots and another way in the in-use shots.  But, not to be put off, we tried to assemble it both ways.

Using the toy

Having assembled the toy, we tried to get my partner’s testicles into position but we hit two problems.  To stretch the testicles, both metal rings need to sit up against the body with the balls on the other side of the rings,  Try as we might, we couldn’t pull my partner’s testicles far enough away from their body to get them to the other side of the two rings.  My partner did joke that they have “neat little balls” so maybe someone whose scrotum is bigger would find it easier, or maybe my partner could try again on a really warm day (balls hang lower in hot weather) but, at room temperature we simply couldn’t do it.

Trying a different strategy

Eventually, after assembling the toy two different ways and pulling very hard(!), we gave up trying to get my partner’s testicles to stretch long enough to get the toy on as designed.  Instead we decided to simply get one ring in place, and that’s where we hit the second big problem.

The second problem

The ring opens using an Allen Key which allows a section of the ring to be lifted off.  We lifted out the removable section and laid my partner’s testicles into the ring, then tried to replace the removable part and screw it into place.  But no amount of maneuvering could ensure that the scrotum skin was clear of the closing ring.  We found it impossible to close the ring without trapping skin in the ring which isn’t the kind of CBT we were aiming for.  Sadly, we gave up.  It felt like my partner didn’t have enough scrotum skin to wear the entire product but had too much to close the metal ring.

One final little problem

I decided we’d put the toy away and discovered that, when assembled, it doesn’t fit into the cute little velvet bag that came with it.  It has to be dismantled to be put away.