Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator Review
My Verdict
Holy Vibration Batman! The verdict is in and, if I smoked, I'd be having one right now from the aftermath. The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is a winner. I wish I could say I lasted through the 14 various vibration modes, but I can't lie to you trusted readers, I only managed to make it through 8 of them. Can't wait to try the rest on round two.
Recommended for
I would recommend any first-timer or beginner this toy, as it's very easy to learn and use.
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About The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator
The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is a very well-engineered device designed to stimulate your penis tip and surrounding areas with strong deep vibrations. It features a wave-like internal structure and two powerful motors that provide an extensive range of sensations. This product offers 14 vibration programs and is made from body-friendly silicone. It is also waterproof (IPX7), allowing for use in water and easy cleaning. The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is rechargeable and comes with a USB magnetic charging cable. It takes about 45 minutes for the initial charge and has lasted me well over an hour of usage (so far!).
The vibrations of the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator are noisy, extremely powerful, and very rumbly
Pros
- ✅14 powerful vibration modes
- ✅Easy cleanup
- ✅Extensive LONG warranty (15 years!)
- ✅Waterproof
- ✅Magnetic charging
Cons
- ❌A little louder than other vibrators
- ❌Not ideal for larger penises
- ❌May require hands to hold it during use
Table of contents (12)
Personal Experience
My First Impressions
When the package arrived, the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator was shipped in a discreet box — I couldn’t tell what it was or where it came from, which is always nice when you don’t get the look from your UPS driver. Upon opening, I was thrilled to see the very nice inner box packing for the product and upon opening that box, I saw the paper wrapped toy like I was opening a nicely presented present for Christmas morning. This might sound strange, but the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator product packaging was very well put together and came with everything I need to get started, plus a few fun extras like a cool sticker and funny adult door hanger card. Opening the box, the toy comes in a very nice window box, durable almost like a high end audio product would come in. The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator includes a magnetic USB charging cable, a sample lube, a sample personal moisturizer, some stickers and instruction card for cleaning and usage. I thoroughly washed the toy and plugged it in to charge up. Charging took about 45 minutes before the light went from blinking to solid (meaning it’s completely charged). I grabbed my sample lube and was ready for business.How Did It Feel?
The insertion hole on the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is different than what I’ve been used to. It is NOT a typical masturbator in the sense you insert your member all of the way in. The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is designed to sit on top of your penis head, so you need to use a hand to hold it while it is working the magic. I’m an average/medium girth guy and it was pretty comfortable once I was erect. It is a different sensation though, as again, it does NOT wrap your whole member. This toy requires a lot of lube to keep from feeling like a rubber wand is whacking your guy and I found having just enough slippery stuff made the sensations tingle a little more. I started by just using the weight of the toy to get a feel for it’s design. It was very nice with the light touch, almost like edging to the tip of my shaft. When you first turn it on, it starts at level 2 vibrations. If you click the minus button, it will drop to the lowest rumbly vibration. I found that the longer I kept using the toy with its own weight, the more used to the sensation I got. After ensuring I could feel things the way the toy was designed, I started to increase the vibration intensity. The manufacturer of the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator couldn’t have put a better vibrating mechanism in this toy — wow!Trying a Different Way
After playing with the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator using it’s own weight, I decided to try and simulate a little more of the blowjob effect that the manufacturer claims it does. I again lubed up my toy and, this time, applied a little pressure pulling toward me over my penis head. This definitely changed the sensation as the vibrations were more pronounced at times. I also spun the toy upside down and attempted to feel that “blow job” experience they advertise. None of these combinations provided me that feeling. But, it was still a ton of fun and quickly helped me take care of business. I’m a big proponent and lover of VR porn, so I downloaded a few of my favorite movies and threw on my headset. Unlike using other sex dolls in this manner, I didn’t get the same excitement as I thought I would have. So I took off the headset and again just closed my eyes to feel the rumbly fun go through my veins.Takeaways
I really enjoy the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator. I own other more expensive masturbators, some heavier, some smaller, some more sophisticated, but this one is so simple in its design and feels just right for helping me get the job done. And those vibrations – DAMN!Design
The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator has a great design. The only reason I am not giving it a 100 is because the channel you insert your penis into gets a little tight and, if you are an above average girth, that might be an issue to feel the full sensation. The size and weight are just right and for me (an average size guy) the girth was just snug enough but not too much to cause pain or skin irritation.
Ease of Use
The cleaning process is a breeze as the toy is completely waterproof. Wash it well before using, lube the heck out of it and slide it on top! You could just let the product weight do the work and you'll be climaxing in no time anyway.
Quality
The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator feels amazing! It's mold is very well done. It is a bit loud when the vibration is enabled so be prepared for that. I don't know how they could design around that but maybe the manufacturer will read this and consider it in their next version. I've used this for several weeks and can report it looks as good as new.
Price
I do think the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is a little more expensive than other masturbation toys of this style, but the craftsmanship in the design and production make up for that. Did I mention it has a 15 year warranty! Who does that? The few dollars more you would spend for this over a cheaper model will be worth it, as I see this product lasting me a lot longer even after several weeks of use.
Performance
The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is a bit loud when you crank up the vibrations but nothing terrible. The manufacturer claims is simulates the feeling of a blowjob, but again, I don't see how that's possible given the nature of the design. It is a fantastic toy though and as close to a "guys vibrator" as one can get. Think Magic Wand for your penis head.
Packaging
I liked the packing of the Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator. It was simple yet looked very fancy. That's important given the price tag. The manufacturer didn't cheap out on the product packaging and materials so kudos for the elegant design.
Materials and care
The Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator is completely waterproof and made to feel very solid. Body-safe silicone makes clean-up a breeze. There is no storage box (except the original packaging which would be weird) but the unit seems very easy to wipe down if it gets a little dusty so storage is not an issue in my mind. Toss it into my toy draw like everything else.
Specifications and features
Vibration modes | 14 |
Length | 6 inches |
Insertable length | 3 inches |
Width | 2.8 inches |
Weight | 0.6 lbs |
Materials | ABS Plastic, Silicone |
Waterproof | Yes |
Battery Life | 60 minutes |
Rechargeable | Yes |
Charging Time | 150 minutes |
Remote Controls | No |
Travel Lock | No |
Colors Available | Black |
Comparing Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator with alternatives
Satisfyer Men Vibrating Masturbator | ||||||
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Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 2.8 / 5.0 | 2.5 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.9 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 5.0 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 1.0 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.7 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.7 / 5.0 from 186 users | 3.5 / 5.0 from 259 users | 4 / 5.0 from 214 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 89 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 1 users | 4 / 5.0 from 2 users |
Price | Moderate | Affordable | Pricey | Pricey | Affordable | Affordable |
Design | 90 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 30 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 65 / 100 |
Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 70 / 100 |
Quality | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 |
Sound | 80 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | - |
Power | 100 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 60 / 100 | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | very rumbly | very buzzy | very rumbly | very rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - |
Vibration modes | 14 | Says 14, really 4 | 11 | - | - | - |
Length | 6 inches | 3.3 inches | 5.8 inches | 4.17 inches | 6.5 inches | 3.6 inches |
Insertable length | 3 inches | 2.75 inches | 3.5 inches | - | - | - |
Width | 2.8 inches | 3.1 inches | - | 2.63 inches | 1.5 inches | - |
Weight | 0.6 lbs | 0.43 lbs | - | 0.48 lbs | - | - |
Materials | ABS Plastic, Silicone | - | ABS Plastic, Silicone | ABS, Silicone | Silicone | Silicone |
Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Splashproof | Attachment: Yes, Wand: No |
Battery Life | 60 minutes | - | 90 minutes | Up to 60 minutes | 60 minutes | - |
Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes, USB | Yes | - |
Charging Time | 150 minutes | - | 960 minutes | 180 minutes | 60 minutes | - |
Remote Controls | No | No | - | No | No | - |
Travel Lock | No | - | - | - | No, but power button requires a long press | - |
Colors Available | Black | Black | - | Black, Blue | Yellow | Blue |
Height | - | 5.5 inches | - | - | - | - |
Storage Bag Included | - | No | Yes | Yes | - | No |
Diameter | - | - | 2.8 inches | - | - | - |
Diameter (internal) | - | - | 2 inches | 2.5 inches | - | 1.9 inches |
Openings | - | - | One neutral orifice | - | - | - |
Vibration speeds | - | - | - | 3 | 5 | - |
Vibration patterns | - | - | - | 6 | 5 | - |
Texture | - | - | - | - | Ribbed | Dots and lines |
Reviewed by:
John Shepard