Satisfyer Penguin Review
Overall Rating
4.4/5
Bedbible Rating:
4/5
User Ratings:
4.8/5
Based on 2701 user reviews
Rating: Satisfyer Penguin was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.
What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Satisfyer Penguin.
Rating: Satisfyer Penguin was rated 60 out of 100, which means it is somewhat intuitive and easy to use.
What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).
Rating: Satisfyer Penguin was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very good quality.
What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.
My Verdict
The Satisfyer Product is a well-designed toy that has earned its place on the nightstands and in the hearts of thousands of users. Whether you want to try clitoral suction for the first time or are looking for something a bit different, it's a worthy addition to your collection that I wholeheartedly endorse.
Recommended for
I find this best for those with some experience; it offers a well-balanced challenge.
Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.
Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.
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About The Satisfyer Penguin
The vibrator that looks like a penguin wearing a tuxedo you didn't know you needed! The Satisfyer Penguin is a clitoral suction toy designed to look like a little penguin with a pink bow tie. It uses a suction nozzle and rapid air pulses to deliver "touchless" clitoral stimulation for a more intense orgasm with none of the temporary numbness that can sometimes result from using buzzy vibrators. It is USB rechargeable and fully waterproof, should you wish to use it in the bath or shower.
The vibrations of the Satisfyer Penguin are quiet, quite powerful, and somewhat rumbly
Rating: Satisfyer Penguin was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.
What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Satisfyer Penguin felt to the reviewer.
Rating: Satisfyer Penguin was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.
What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Satisfyer Penguin felt to the reviewer.
Pros
- ✅Super cute
- ✅11 speeds to choose from
- ✅Body-safe and hygienic
- ✅Easy to use controls
- ✅Light and ergonomic
- ✅Waterproof for bath or shower use
Cons
- ❌Positioning takes some practice
- ❌External use only
- ❌Difficult to use on another person
- ❌Small nozzle may not work for some bodies
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Personal Experience
Clitoral suction toys were an aquired taste for me. The first time I tested one, I admit that I wondered what all the fuss was about. Why was everyone raving about these things? But I’m glad I persevered through the initial challenges, because now I frequently reach for this type of toy.
Finding the Right Position
On my first go around, the problem I encountered with the Penguin was that the stimulation was so intense it was almost painful. If this is your experience, I recommend experimenting with different positioning to see if you can find a way of using it that’s comfortable for you. My usual position for masturbating is on my back with my legs spread. However, after a little trial and error, I discovered that suction toys actually work best for me with my legs much closer together than normal. I think it’s something to do with the positioning of the clitoral hood, which protects the sensitive glans clitoris from being overstimulated. I prefer to use the Penguin from above, focusing on my clitoral hood, or sometimes from the left side.Getting to Orgasm
It takes me a while to orgasm with suction-based toys such as the Penguin. Some people have reported that these toys get them off in record time, but this is not my experience. But I don’t mind the slow burn style of play, because the eventual orgasm is always impressively explosive! Clitoral suction toys are often sold as an equivalent to oral sex from a partner. I can sort of see the comparison, in that the pressure waves caress your clit in a way that is a little like a lover’s tongue. But ultimately, the Satisfyer Penguin doesn’t feel very much like cunnilingus to me. It’s a wonderful sensation and I love using it, but it’s a very different thing. I’m honestly not sure the sensation of oral sex is possible to entirely replicate with a toy. The sensation of the Satisfyer Penguin can be gentle or intense, depending on positioning and the setting you use. With vibrators, I often begin on the highest setting and stay there. With suction toys, I prefer to start with the gentle teasing, flickering sensations at the lower end and then slowly move up through the speeds.Verdict
The Satisfyer Penguin is a genuinely excellent toy for its price point. It’s solidly made of body-safe materials and most importantly, it delivers reliable and satisfying orgasms every time. A winner that won’t break the bank!Design
The Satisfyer Penguin is super cute, non-threatening in appearance, and it's not pink (which always wins points from me.) The shape of its body is ergonomic and comfortable to hold, even for someone with small hands like me. Interestingly, the silicone of its nozzle is noticeably thinner than many other suction toys I've tried. This isn't really a pro or a con, just an observation. It's small in size and very light, making it comfortable to use and easy to take with you when you're travelling or off on a hot date.
Ease of Use
Suction-based sex toys do take some practice. The Satisfyer Penguin is one of the easier products to use when you get to grips with it, however. The buttons are well-placed and easy to press, and the toy easy to hold and manipulate. With 11 levels of intensity and simple +/- buttons, the controls are easy and intuitive. I've always found it very difficult to successfully use a suction toy with a partner. The placing is just too precise to easily get right on another person's body. Be prepared for a steep learning curve or keep this one for your solo play.
Quality
I have no complaints in the quality department. The Satisfyer Penguin is sturdy and well-made, and mine has happily lasted several years at this point. Satisfyer toys come with a 15 year manufacturer's warranty, so you know the company really stands behind the quality of its products.
Price
Satisfyer first rose to prominence as a cheaper alternative to the much-lauded Womanizer toys. If you want to try a suction-based toy but aren't ready to drop $100 or more on a product, the Satisfyer Penguin is a great entry point that doesn't compromise on quality. The Satisfyer Penguin retails for $59.95.
Performance
This fun, playful toy gets things done. Its 11 impressive levels of power offer something for even the most power-hungry clitoris, and it delivers a wonderful slow-burn orgasm every single time I use it. Run-time wise, I get about 90 minutes of use out of a full charge. The Penguin sounds quite loud when you first switch it on, but the sound is considerably dampened once the nozzle is against your body. Useful if discretion is important to you!
Packaging
The Satisfyer Penguin came packaged in a simple white box with an image of the toy on the outside, and some printed information and instructions. Inside, you will find the charging cable and an instruction booklet along with the toy. The packaging is simple but sufficient and is recyclable.
Materials and care
The Satisfyer Penguin is coated all over in body-safe, super soft silicone. This durable material is hygienic, non-porous, easy to clean, and will last many years with a little care. Since the Penguin is waterproof, you can clean it with gentle soap and warm water. The nozzle is also removable and can be boiled to ensure it is fully sterilized.
Special feature
The Penguin’s special feature has to be its adorable design. I don’t know who decided to make it look like a penguin or why, but I’m glad it exists because it makes me smile every time I look at it. Many beginners feel anxious purchasing their first sex toys and I feel like this toy is made more accessible due to its sheer cuteness factor.
Specifications and features
| Clitoral suction | 11 speeds modes |
| Waterproof | Yes |
| Remote Controls | No |
| Length | 5" inches |
| Diameter | Nozzle: 0.5" inches |
| Rechargeable | Yes |
| Charging Time | 2 hours minutes |
| Battery Life | 90 minutes minutes |
| Storage Bag Included | No |
| Flexibility | Rigid |
| Volume | Quiet once against the body fl. oz |
Comparing Satisfyer Penguin with alternatives
 Satisfyer Penguin | ||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Overall score | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 3.1 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
| Bedbible rating | 4.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 2.0 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
| User rating | 4.8 / 5.0 from 2701 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 196 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 243 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 426 users | 3.9 / 5.0 from 16 users | 4.6 / 5.0 from 7495 users |
| Price | Pricey | Premium | Affordable | Premium | Affordable | Affordable |
| Design | 80 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 50 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 75 / 100 |
| Ease of use | 60 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 |
| Quality | 80 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 10 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
| Sound | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 40 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Power | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 20 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 60 / 100 |
| Buzzy/Rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat rumbly | very buzzy | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | somewhat rumbly | neither really buzzy nor rumbly |
| Clitoral suction | 11 speeds modes | 11 modes | 4 modes | 12 levels of power modes | 11 modes modes | 11 modes |
| Waterproof | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Submersible | Yes |
| Remote Controls | No | - | - | - | - | - |
| Length | 5" inches | 5.7 inches | 4.5 inches | 6.5" inches | 5.3 inches | 6.5 inches |
| Diameter | Nozzle: 0.5" inches | - | (mouth) 0.5 inches | 0.5" nozzle diameter inches | - | - |
| Rechargeable | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes, USB cable included | USB | Yes |
| Charging Time | 2 hours minutes | - | - | 2 hours minutes | 240 minutes | 90 minutes |
| Battery Life | 90 minutes minutes | 60 minutes | 30 minutes | Around 240 minutes minutes | 60-120 minutes | 30 minutes |
| Storage Bag Included | No | - | - | Yes | No | No |
| Flexibility | Rigid | - | - | - | - | - |
| Volume | Quiet once against the body fl. oz | - | - | - | - | - |
| Vibration modes | - | 10 | - | - | Endless in the Satisfyer App | - |
| Width | - | 1.8 inches | - | - | 1.8 inches | 1.5 inches |
| Materials | - | Silicone, ABS plastic | Silicone, ABS plastic | Body-safe silicone | Silicone, ABS plastic | ABS plastic, Silicone |
| Travel Lock | - | No | No | - | No | No |
| Vibration patterns | - | - | - | - | 11 | - |
| Allergies | - | - | - | - | Phthalate-free | - |
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Reviewed by:
Amy Norton