7 Best Discreet Sex Toys & Vibrators

Why I Chose It

There are good reasons why I chose Lovense Exomoon as the test winner, the first one being its level of discretion. It’s discreet, both in terms of volume and design. I love that they added a “lipstick case” to make it look as realistic as possible. I also think that it makes the toy feel even more luxurious!

On top of that, it’s a really great-quality bullet vibrator with intense vibrations and app capabilities! Isabelle, our sex toy expert, was impressed by how powerful this tiny lipstick vibrator is: “I was surprised by both the power and rumbliness of the Lovense Exomoon. On the lowest settings (accessible in the app) the Exomoon provides a gentle rumble that would suit even the most sensitive clits and on the highest, it can easily please the power kings and queens out there — a real crowd-pleaser!” The only small issue she found was that despite the fact that the Exomoon is “pretty quiet considering the power,” she found it made “rattly, tinny noise“ that could be distracting for some.

As Isabelle pointed out, the Lovense Exomoon is great for everyone, no matter the level of experience, and I agree. It’s super easy to use, and the wide range of vibrations allows you to explore different intensities and invites you to all-over body stimulation.

Another great feature I have to point out is the app’s connectivity. The Lovense App is the most advanced and most reliable app on the market, and I absolutely agree! I’ve tried many different app-controlled sex toys, and the Lovense app is the best one I’ve tested!

Why I Chose It

The Lovense Lush 3 is another high-quality, remote-controlled vibe in this post. I chose it because it’s a really versatile toy that can be used for solo action and couple’s play, and it can be worn in public!

I was the lucky tester of the Lush 3, and in my opinion, internal stimulation is powerful. However, the vibes in the tail aren’t as satisfying, so I wouldn’t say it’s the best choice if you are after a dual stimulator. But I like the shape and size of this egg, it slides in smoothly and provides a nice stimulation to the G-spot. Here are more thoughts from the testing process:

“Even though my orgasms are very clit-oriented I also love using a sex toy for foreplay, teasing, and fun in general, and the Lush 3 is perfect for that! The feel of the egg is great; it’s soft and smooth, and sliding it in is pleasurable and easy. The angle is shaped perfectly to hit your sweet spot, and the egg’s vibrations are very powerful but quiet simultaneously.”

Overall, I highly recommend it for public play because it’s very quiet, and discreet. Plus, the app makes controlling the vibes super easy. I love the Lovense app; I never had any problems with connectivity, even for long-distance play, and there are so many cool features to try out! I would say, it’s quite pricey, but it’s a high-quality toy that offers a lot of versatility in your bedroom. I only wish the clitoral vibrations were stronger.

Why I Chose It

I chose this toy for those looking for a super discreet design, specifically for those who travel a lot! With 8 different intensities and mind-blowing air pulse technology, you are in for a treat. Compared to the other Womanizer products, the Liberty model is smaller, making it a great fit for on-the-go purposes. I also like that the case helps with keeping things discreet and hygienic, which is perfect for traveling.

Besides a great design, it works great as well! This clit sucker provides a very satisfying experience. The tester who had the pleasure of reviewing this toy loved the natural and deep clitoral stimulation this toy offers: “I loved how it could mimic natural sensations, giving the whole encounter an extra dose of realism. The gentle waves of air and controlled vibrations made the experience so immersive.”

I would definitely recommend it to anyone who is new to the suction sensation because it’s not a super strong stimulation but still very pleasurable. On the other hand, Womanizer Liberty 2 doesn’t offer any patterns, so if you like to explore different settings, you might be disappointed with the lack of adjustability. On the plus side, it comes with two sizes of stimulator heads to ensure the best fit for your body type.

Keep in mind that clit sucker is known not to be the quietest toy. Even though the toy itself is pretty quiet, once you put it on the skin, the sound of suction can be pretty distracting. So, I think this is a very convenient toy for traveling, but if you have noise concerns, you might opt for a classic vibrator.

Why I Chose It

When I started the best discreet sex toys post, I immediately knew I had to add Tenga Eggs to this list! They are famous for their super discreet egg design; it’s perfect for those who are looking for sex toys that can be hidden in plain sight or just don’t like ultra-realistic skin-like sex toys. I also love that they are super affordable, a breeze to use, and you get to experiment with many different textures on a budget! 

Besides the brilliant design, Tenga Eggs are a great way to spice things up during solo or couple’s sessions! Our tester, Jason, really enjoyed testing all the different textures, saying, “The flexibility and texture of the eggs add some nice variety to masturbating. The ability to feel the different textures based on your grip makes it more interesting as well.” He also mentioned these strokers are “deceptively stretchy,” and they easily “stretch the entire length of the penis.” 

The only issue I see is the fact that the Tenga Eggs are designed for one-time use only. This is not an issue for those just looking to explore different types of stimulation, but this is not the best investment in sex toys. Although, given the low price, I think it’s worth the shot. Jason said he tested each one a couple of times, and he found out that “after a single use each egg had become a little stretched and deformed but was still able to serve its function without any issues.” I wouldn’t recommend using it many times, though, as they are made with porous material that’s impossible to fully clean. 

Why I Chose It

Not many people know that crystal sex toys actually exist, so if you want a dildo no one’s going to suspect is a sex toy, a crystal dildo is your best bet! The best part is that it’s not just a cute-looking sex toy. First of all, it’s actually made with rose quartz, which makes it a multi-use product. It can be used for meditation, massages, temperature play, or just a great addition to your existing crystal collection, and nobody will know what you are using it for when you are alone!

Second of all, its smooth texture and weighty feel take internal stimulation to another level! Isabelle, who had the pleasure of testing it, was absolutely in love with its design and performance, and she really made me want to invest in one: “I like using the thin tip for some sensual foreplay, using it to trace between my labia and around my clit. When inserted, the bulbed shape and natural weightiness of the dildo create a lovely feeling of fullness and pressure that makes clit stimulation feel amazing, and I’ve had some really great blended orgasms using the wand.” Keep in mind that the smooth texture and the lack of the curve don’t provide a ton of stimulation; it’s mostly the size and weight that get the job done.

I absolutely love the Chakrubs Heart Rose Quartz Dildo, but I wouldn’t recommend it to beginners. I think it’s definitely going to elevate more advanced users’s play, but because of the size, weight, and slippery texture, it might be too much to handle for newbies.

Why I Chose It

The Lovense Hush 2 has been a test winner in many anal toy-oriented roundups! It’s got everything the perfect butt plug should have: rumbly vibrations, app control, comfortable design, and it’s made of body-safe materials. So, if you are looking for a top-quality, wearable vibrating butt plug, I highly recommend this one!

Our tester, Flora, reviewed the small size, which in my opinion is a great, discreet anal toy for beginners. She liked how powerful and rumbly yet quiet it is, and she was also impressed with the comfortable and easy-to-use design: “I can’t praise this product enough. The modern features and app compatibility merge everyday pleasure with physical ecstasy. These vibrations enhanced self-pleasure for a truly transcendent experience.” What made me choose this butt plug as the most discreet butt plug is definitely the design. Its base is super slim, which provides comfort when used for long-time wear, and its rounded bottom also ensures that it won’t slip out during sex or any movements. All of that makes it a great choice for a comfy wearable butt plug that can also be used in public! 

In her review, Flora also loved the addition of Lovense Remote. She said that the app is intuitive, easy to use, and has good connectivity: “The creative freedom presented through the Lovense App has, also, inspired self-stimulation outside of sext to incorporate the whole body in appreciating simple pleasures like music, meditation, videos, and games.”  I also know that the Lovense app is a good addition for those of you with long-distance partners since you can control the toy from anywhere with an internet connection.

Why I Chose It

I chose the We-Vibe Chorus for those looking for a discreet and versatile vibe for couples. You can also use it for solo play, but the PIV sex is where the Chorus truly shines! I’ve tested a very similar product, the We-Vibe Sync 2, which my partner and I enjoyed, but in my opinion, the Chorus is much better. And it also comes with a discreet storage case, which is a big plus in this roundup.

My favorite thing about this toy is the design! It’s so well-shaped that it’s giving your G-spot and clitoris a hug at the same time. The connecting part is a little flexible, meaning you’ll experience compression when inserted. Isabelle, who tested the Chorus with her partner, loved the toy and highlighted the powerful, rumbly vibrations: “The We-Vibe Chorus allowed me to have some of the best PIV sex yet, with some of the most intense blended orgasms I have ever experienced. So on that level, it scores 110%. If you need clitoral stimulation during PIV sex, this thing is magical!”

The one thing she didn’t like was the We-Vibe app. I’ve seen many reviews where the app wasn’t as intuitive and reliable as it was described, and that it can “disconnect randomly.” However, if you aren’t planning on using the chorus with a long-distance partner, you can use the remote control.

Overall, I think the We-Vibe Chorus is a great addition for couples that want to spice up penetrative play and do it in a beginner-friendly, discreet, and non-distracting way. From my experience, it might take a while to find the right position on the clit, but once you feel comfortable with it, you and your partner are going to have a blast! Most of all, I love how small and quiet it is, in a way that it won’t take away from your intimate time with your partner, as some larger toys might.