Lovense Exomoon Review

Personal Experience

I am a wand woman —not to be confused with Wonder Woman, but I’m sure I could have an equally awesome costume. I enjoy pinpoint stimulation, but big and rumbly will always be my thing — my Doxy Die Cast is my ride or die, quite literally! However, Rachel’s intense and sometimes cult-like (her words not mine) love of the We-Vibe Tango X had me a little jealous. So, upon hearing that Lovense had created a worthy opponent, I was very excited to give it a try!

The Vibes

The Lovense App

Lovense + Bloom

Design

So I'm not the biggest fan of 'lipstick' style vibrators — it's just not my thing. I was going to say it's a little gendered for liking, but anyone can wear lipstick or use a lipstick vibrator! That being said, I do think Lovense have done a great job of not making it look tacky. I also love that the case keeps the vibrator clean and is so incredibly discreet. If someone accidentally came across it in your handbag, they would be none the wiser unless they tried to use as a lipstick, of course! The slanted tip is perfect for direct clitoral stimulation or stroking up and down your labia for a slow warm up.

Ease of Use

The vibrator itself only has one button to turn it on and scroll through the 3 preprogrammed intensity levels and 4 patterns. I understand that they wanted to keep the buttons to a minimum to keep it discreet but I find it a little annoying to have scroll all the way through to turn the intensity down. The other thing that is slightly annoying is that the magnetic charging pins are covered by a small silicone cover. Again, great for discretion but this makes it a little more difficult to maintain a good connection when charging and collects water when you wash it, so needs to be dried carefully. The app is incredibly easy to set up, connect, and navigate, which is a big pro!

Quality

The Exomoon feels like a very well made vibrator. The silicone is lovely and soft and the cap fits well over the device, meaning you can safely pop it in your handbag. As well as the case that covers the stimulation tip, you also get a black satin storage bag for extra protection or discretion. It has a great battery life of 2.5 - 3 hours and holds it charge well. My only complaint is that it makes a slight high pitched, rattly noise when in use. When holding it in my hand, on the lowest settings the Exomoon measures 25 dBs and on full power 45 dBs – it's not the quietest and not the loudest!

Price

The Exomoon is one of the more expensive bullet vibrators on the market. It is more expensive than it's main competitor, the We-Vibe Tango, but the Exomoon is app enabled while the Tango isn't, so I think the price is justified.

Performance

I was pleasantly surprised by the strength of the Lovense Exomoon, it packs some impressive power in such a small package! It's also rumbly, as rumbly as you can expect from such a small toy anyway! It can definitely compete with the We-Vibe Tango in terms power and rumbly-ness. It's also pretty quiet considering the power.

Packaging

The Lovense Exomoon comes in a small, sturdy box with a picture of the vibrator on the front. The only thing that couldn't be recycled is the foam insert that holds the device.

Materials and care

The Lovense Exomoon is made of ABS plastic and silicone and completely waterproof so it can be washed with water and a mild, fragrance free soap or a sex toy cleaner. Water can get trapped under the silicone cover on the bottom of the toy, so make sure to dry it well. The Exomoon is best when used with a slick of water-based lubrication.