The 6 Best Shower Dildos

Why I Chose It

I picked out the Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Double Density Dildo With Balls as the Test Winner today because it’s great all-rounder. It has an incredibly realistic look complete with a dual density design that makes it feel similar to a real erection. For our tester, Ashley, “the firmness of the core in this toy is the perfect firmness to give you that real feel” that adds to the realistic experience.

Even though the outer layer is very soft, she also noted that “the details and textures of the Blush Neo Elite are a pleasurable experience, and feel wonderful!”. That said, the Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Double Density Dildo With Balls is more squishy than it is firm. While penetration still feels satisfying, this does mean that it won’t give you that firm internal massage.

One of the most important takeaways about this dildo for this review is how strong the suction cup base is. This baby will withstand even the most vigorous rides when stuck to tiles or a bathtub!

All in all, this dildo is versatile, anal safe, harness compatible, and super easy to clean and sterilize. It’s also pretty affordable without compromising with the quality of the materials used. For Ashley, “the Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Dildo With Balls takes first place in my nightstand drawer as far as double layered dildos go!”

Why I Chose It

I was actually the lucky tester of the Fun Factory The Boss dildo. Even though I’ve tried many other types of dildos since that review, I will always have a soft spot for this dildo. Something about the firmness combined with the semi-realistic design makes penetration a lot more intense compared to softer, more flexible dildos. The tight curve of the shaft targets the g-spot beautifully!

I will say that the firmness makes the (already impressive) girth a lot more intense. While it’s not impossible for beginners to enjoy, it’s definitely the kind of dildo that I would only recommend to those who love being stretched out a bit. For those who know that they love putting a lot of pressure on those internal sweet spots.

Again, my favorite feature in the context of shower dildos is the unrelenting suction cup base. Fun Factory has really mastered the art of creating impossibly strong suction cups that don’t look like much. They’re super flat and inconspicuous… until you stick it to a surface. If you don’t remember to release the suction seal before lifting up the dildo, you may risk lifting whole pieces of furniture with you! Beware!

Why I Chose It

The Lovehoney Curved Suction Cup Dildo is perfect for beginners to start exploring penetrative fun in the shower or bath. The slimline design combined with the non-textured shaft makes penetration super easy and pleasurable. This design is also ideal if you’re looking for a dildo to explore anal play or pegging as well.

Now, this simple silicone shower dildo may not look like much, but take a lesson from our tester, Ashley:

“My first impression of the Lovehoney Curved 7″ Silicone Suction Cup Dildo was a little underwhelming at first. It didn’t look like much, and I wasn’t sure what to think about it. After using it however, I changed my mind pretty quick!”

Being able to ride it and play around with hands-free fun, Ashley was sold. “The curve was perfect to hit the G-spot just right, and the silicone made for smooth gliding. The suction cup held onto the shower wall very strongly.”

One of my favorite (and admittedly, unexpected) features of this dildo is that can deliver a multitude of sensations. The little space for a bullet vibrator in the base turns it into an incredibly versatile toy. Of course, you’re going to have to procure your own bullet vibe. Still, it’s a great shower dildo for beginners to explore a few different sensations, positions, and types of penetration with just one toy!

Why I Chose It

For anyone on a budget, I definitely recommend the Lifelike Lover Luxe Dildo. This is another great single-density dildo made of firm silicone that features a detailed, realistic design. Our tester, Amy, also started her review with an appreciation of the value of this dildo:

“I’m always banging on about how I want there to be better, body-safe sex toy options for people on a budget. It should not cost hundreds of dollars to get a safe and quality toy! […] This is one of the few dildos in my collection that I use regularly and I’m really happy to recommend it to anyone looking for something realistic and body-safe with a decent amount of length and girth.”

In terms of performance, it’s definitely best suited for those enjoy a more textured experience (and, of course, a realistic look) since the raised veins do add to the stimulation. Again, the firm silicone also intensifies the girth and overall internal sensation. I recommend it to someone who already has some experience with penetration.

All in all, there’s some great value for money here if you’re into a realistic design, and want a shower dildo with a strong and reliable suction cup base. Once out of the shower, it’ll serve you well for strap-on harness fun or anal play as well!

Why I Chose It

I picked out the Lovehoney Hop Star as my top recommendation for a vibrating shower dildo because it’s a fairly rare type of product. While vibrating suction cup dildos are not uncommon, fully waterproof rabbit vibrators with a suction cup base are difficult to find. I also wanted to include something a bit different, so this review isn’t just full of “boring” silicone dildos.

What stands out is obviously the dual stimulation design made to pamper both your internal and external sweet spots at the same time. The rabbit ears for clitoral stimulation are soft and flexible. However, the shaft itself is not adjustable. So, I would only really recommend this product to someone who already knows that they love rabbit-style vibrators. The lack of adjustability may mean that this isn’t a good fit for all types of bodies.

Our tester, Naomi, loved that “with the suction cup, you can explore hands-free positions while you or a partner control the vibration strengths and patterns with the provided remote.” Those two features combined really enhance the amount of versatility there usually is at play with a rabbit vibrator. That said, the suction cup isn’t as strong compared to some of the other products in this review.

The vibrations are also very powerful. Still, Naomi pointed out that “they are quite loud and buzzy, which took a little bit of focus to ignore.” Discretion definitely isn’t a given with this little vibrating shower dildo. All in all, it’s still a great quality vibrator that offers a lot of variation!

Why I Chose It

I chose the Fun Factory Ryde as my Expert Pick in this review because of its unique design. This is exactly the kind of *spice* I wanted to include in this review to inspire you to explore different sensations when using a shower dildo. Although it seems a bit intimidating, our tester, Alice, was also won over by its innovative design:

“What I love most about the Factory Fun Ryde is its versatility. Though “just” a grinding toy with no vibrating or thrusting capabilities, its design means that it can be used as a riding toy with its suction cup base, in a strap-on, or manually.”

The two dildos are also flexible enough to be used for double penetration. While Alice “found the girth a little generous during double-penetration play”, I think it’s a great example of how this dildo can continue to grow with you if your curiosity should ever lead to you to exploring DP play.

As with most silicone toys from Fun Factory, the surface can be difficult to keep clean as it attracts dust and lint easily. However, it is still super easy to wash between uses and can be fully sterilized. Another small drawback is that it is fairly large and bulky. Still, Alice was a big fan and concluded her review with a glowing recommendation:

“If you’re looking for an introduction to grinding toys, or if you want a moderately priced but high-quality toy that can be enjoyed in many different scenarios, I highly recommend the Factory Fun Ryde!