The 5 Best Shower Dildos

Why I Chose It

I picked out the Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Double Density Dildo With Balls as the Test Winner today because it’s great all-rounder. It has an incredibly realistic look complete with a dual density design that makes it feel similar to a real erection. For our tester, Ashley, “the firmness of the core in this toy is the perfect firmness to give you that real feel” that adds to the realistic experience.

Even though the outer layer is very soft, she also noted that “the details and textures of the Blush Neo Elite are a pleasurable experience, and feel wonderful!”. That said, the Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Double Density Dildo With Balls is more squishy than it is firm. While penetration still feels satisfying, this does mean that it won’t give you that firm internal massage.

One of the most important takeaways about this dildo for this review is how strong the suction cup base is. This baby will withstand even the most vigorous rides when stuck to tiles or a bathtub!

All in all, this dildo is versatile, anal safe, harness compatible, and super easy to clean and sterilize. It’s also pretty affordable without compromising with the quality of the materials used. For Ashley, “the Blush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch Dildo With Balls takes first place in my nightstand drawer as far as double layered dildos go!”

Why I Chose It

The Lovehoney Heart Pounder belongs at the top of my list because it’s a very well-made and beautiful dildo! As a sex toy expert, I think its simple, non-intimidating design and absolutely adorable heart look combined with a pretty attractive price will make this shower dildo a new favorite for many of you. Its size and shape are perfect for comfortable and satisfying penetration, both for vaginal and anal play, and the bulbous tip will easily reach your sweet spots. Plus, its suction cup base is very strong, which makes it a dream shower dildo!
Our tester, Kasia, who tested the Heart Pounder, said that the “silicone feels nice and squishy but firm enough for an easy and comfortable insertion.” She also mentioned that its size felt comfortable for all types of plays and that the semi-realistic head and shaft made her experience “very pleasurable.”

Kasia hasn’t found any flaws in this toy, which I totally get, because this is essentially a very simple, silicone dildo, but what makes it stand out is high-quality materials, a super strong suction cup, and an adorable design! One thing I have to point out is that the clear silicone tends to attract a lot of dust and lint, so make sure to clean it before and after each use!

Why I Chose It

The Lovehoney Curved Suction Cup Dildo is perfect for beginners to start exploring penetrative fun in the shower or bath. The slimline design combined with the non-textured shaft makes penetration super easy and pleasurable. This design is also ideal if you’re looking for a dildo to explore anal play or pegging as well.

Now, this simple silicone shower dildo may not look like much, but take a lesson from our tester, Ashley:

“My first impression of the Lovehoney Curved 7″ Silicone Suction Cup Dildo was a little underwhelming at first. It didn’t look like much, and I wasn’t sure what to think about it. After using it however, I changed my mind pretty quick!”

Being able to ride it and play around with hands-free fun, Ashley was sold. “The curve was perfect to hit the G-spot just right, and the silicone made for smooth gliding. The suction cup held onto the shower wall very strongly.”

One of my favorite (and admittedly, unexpected) features of this dildo is that can deliver a multitude of sensations. The little space for a bullet vibrator in the base turns it into an incredibly versatile toy. Of course, you’re going to have to procure your own bullet vibe. Still, it’s a great shower dildo for beginners to explore a few different sensations, positions, and types of penetration with just one toy!

Why I Chose It

For anyone on a budget, I definitely recommend the Lifelike Lover Luxe Dildo. This is another great single-density dildo made of firm silicone that features a detailed, realistic design. Our tester, Amy, also started her review with an appreciation of the value of this dildo:

“I’m always banging on about how I want there to be better, body-safe sex toy options for people on a budget. It should not cost hundreds of dollars to get a safe and quality toy! […] This is one of the few dildos in my collection that I use regularly and I’m really happy to recommend it to anyone looking for something realistic and body-safe with a decent amount of length and girth.”

In terms of performance, it’s definitely best suited for those enjoy a more textured experience (and, of course, a realistic look) since the raised veins do add to the stimulation. Again, the firm silicone also intensifies the girth and overall internal sensation. I recommend it to someone who already has some experience with penetration.

All in all, there’s some great value for money here if you’re into a realistic design, and want a shower dildo with a strong and reliable suction cup base. Once out of the shower, it’ll serve you well for strap-on harness fun or anal play as well!

Why I Chose It

I picked out the Lovehoney Hop Star as my top recommendation for a vibrating shower dildo because it’s a fairly rare type of product. While vibrating suction cup dildos are not uncommon, fully waterproof rabbit vibrators with a suction cup base are difficult to find. I also wanted to include something a bit different, so this review isn’t just full of “boring” silicone dildos.

What stands out is obviously the dual stimulation design made to pamper both your internal and external sweet spots at the same time. The rabbit ears for clitoral stimulation are soft and flexible. However, the shaft itself is not adjustable. So, I would only really recommend this product to someone who already knows that they love rabbit-style vibrators. The lack of adjustability may mean that this isn’t a good fit for all types of bodies.

Our tester, Naomi, loved that “with the suction cup, you can explore hands-free positions while you or a partner control the vibration strengths and patterns with the provided remote.” Those two features combined really enhance the amount of versatility there usually is at play with a rabbit vibrator. That said, the suction cup isn’t as strong compared to some of the other products in this review.

The vibrations are also very powerful. Still, Naomi pointed out that “they are quite loud and buzzy, which took a little bit of focus to ignore.” Discretion definitely isn’t a given with this little vibrating shower dildo. All in all, it’s still a great quality vibrator that offers a lot of variation!