The 10 Best Shower Dildos for Getting Wet ‘n’ Wild
It’s about to get hot and steamy, as today, I’m sharing the very best shower dildos! I’ve got all sizes and shapes, from a slim beginner friendly shower dildo right up to some more advanced, extra large ones. I’ve also included the best vibrating, thrusting, and textured shower dildos for those craving a little extra fun!
Test Winner | Cheapest | Beginner | Realistic | Vibrating | Dual Density | Large | Textured | Thrusting | Curved |
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Lifelike Lover Luxe Multicolored | Blush Dr. Skin | Blush Temptasia Twist | Lifelike Lover Luxe Dildo | CalExotics Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre | Vixen Mustang | Fun Factory The Boss | Maia Kendall Swirly Dildo | Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating Dildo | Lovehoney Curved Suction Cup Dildo |
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The Secret Behind Ranking the Best Shower Dildo
If you want to accurately rate dildos (or any type of sex toy, for that matter) then it’s important to have a system in place.
We use the “Bedbible Rating” system to analyze all new products, which takes an individual approach to each toy that highlights both its positives and its negatives. By analyzing the toy by itself, we avoid any possible brand bias between toys, instead just focusing on how good (or bad) a toy is.
Opinions can be biased so we use multiple sources to gather information, rather than relying on a single source like many other sites. We have many experts working here to provide their expert opinions, but we also use customer feedback as well, since we believe that it’s important to provide the average “consumer experience” to any potential buyers.
What to Look for in a Shower Dildo
No matter what type of toy, you always want to make sure that your new item is up to the task! In the case of shower dildos, there are a few different things you’ll want to look for.
- Non-porous material — Unlike porous materials (such as TPE) which have thousands of tiny holes for bacteria to hide in, non-porous materials are pore-free, meaning they can be sterilized and making them safe for internal use. This is why we mainly recommend silicone dildos for the shower!
- Waterproof — While it doesn’t really matter if you’re looking at wall banger dildos, it’s important when it comes to a shower dildo (especially if that dildo contains internal electronics!). Always look for the “waterproof” label, and avoid toys that are only “splashproof”.
- Suction cup base — If your dildo has a suction cup base, you can stick it to the wall for some hands-free fun!
- Personal preferences. Do you want a realistic or non-phallic toy? What’s your preferred length and girth?
Reviews of the 10 best shower dildos
Test Winner Lifelike Lover Luxe Multicolored Dildo
Lovehoney’s Lifelike Lover Luxe is a multicoloured delight. It’s realistically shaped, with a gentle curve that’s made to reach your G or P-spot.
The bulbous head is designed to add pressure just where it’s needed the most and the raised veins add some great texture.
It’s a luscious 6.5-inches of insertable length with a 1.59-inch diameter. Of course, it’s fully waterproof and has a great suction cup for shower play. It’s also harness compatible, so if you wanted to try some strap-on or pegging play this dildo has you covered.
Pros
- ✅ Fabulous colours!
- ✅ Gentle curve for internal stimulation
- ✅ Made from super-safe silicone
- ✅ Great price for a versatile dildo
Cons
- ❌ Might not be girthy enough
- ❌ No vibrations
- ❌ May be too soft for some users
Verdict
When looking for the very best shower dildo, I felt like the Lifelike Lover Luxe really had it all! I love the fun colors and satisfying but not intimidating size! The slightly bulbous head and raised veins are also the cherry on the cake when it comes to stimulation too! This suction cup dildo is a real crowd pleaser!
Our tester also put this amazing shower dildo to the test and was really impressed by just how strong the suction cup is! You can really get wet and wild with this one!
Plus, it’s a very reasonable price so you won’t need to break the bank!
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Cheapest Blush Dr. Skin 5.5-Inch Dildo With Suction Cup
Blush Novelties Dr. Skin 5.5-inch dildo with a suction cup is a gorgeous average-sized dildo. It looks realistic with a gentle curve and smooth ridges.
This dildo has an insertable length of 5-inches and a diameter of 1.25-inches. This makes it ideal for anal play, pegging and G-spot stimulation.
Its suction cup means that you have a shower dildo at your disposal!
This cheap shower dildo is made with Blush’s own proprietary PVC blend, which is both non-porous and phthalate-free!
Pros
- ✅ Proprietary PVC is non-porous and phthalate-free
- ✅ Realistic looking dildo
- ✅ Perfect average size
- ✅ Ideal for vaginal and anal play
- ✅ Gently curved for g and p-spot play
Cons
- ❌ May not be large enough for some
- ❌ Can be a little short when stuck to wall
Verdict
Blush Novelties Dr. Skin 5.5-inch dildo with a suction cup is a versatile realistic dildo. Its smooth ridges and realistic shape will appeal to both solo and partnered people alike.
I was surprised to find out that Blush has developed their own PVC blend is both non-porous and phthalate-free, making a body-safe form of PVC! The only downfall is that it cannot be boiled to be steralized as you can with silicone.
I’m also impressed by just how cheap this dildo is! Just keep in mind it is quite small, which can make it difficult to use while suctioned horizontally.
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Beginner Blush Temptasia Twist Dildo
The Blush Temptasia Twist is a small dildo that’s made of silky smooth silicone. It has 5-inches of insertable length and a diameter of 1-inches.
The smooth twists along the curved shaft of this dildo will caress and stimulate you whether you’re using it in a harness, or riding it hands-free using its suction cup base.
The suction cup itself is a really cute heart shape. For lovers of slender, shorter toys with a squish, this one is perfect.
Pros
- ✅ Ideal for beginners
- ✅ Firm silicone
- ✅ Twisted texture
- ✅ Ideal beginners anal play toy
Cons
- ❌ It is small and slim
- ❌ It may not be satisfying enough
Verdict
If you are new to sex and dildos, then the Temptasia Twist dildo by Blush will be perfect for you. It’s small and slender and has a gorgeous swirling texture. I’m a sucker for cute designs and love the heart-shaped suction cup!
It is suitable for both solo and partnered play. If your partner wants to try pegging or anal sex then this is a great non-intimidating starter dildo – it’s also harness compatible.
As well as being a great dildo for beginners, its petite size also makes it suitable for those who struggle with penetration. If you suffer from vaginismus then a dildo like this one could be worth trying. Always use lots of lube for easier and smoother insertion.
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Realistic Lovehoney Lifelike Lover Luxe Dildo
Treat yourself to a realistic ride in the shower with the Lifelike Lover Luxe from Lovehoney.
From the sculpted head to the raised veining and realistic balls, this realistic dildo has amazing attention to detail!
The shaft is a satisfying 7 inches long and 1.6 inches wide, and made of body-safe silicone.
The suction cup is nice and strong so you ride until your heart’s content!
Pros
- ✅ Lifelike details add sensation
- ✅ Great value
- ✅ Strong suction cup
- ✅ Harness compatible
Cons
- ❌ Can be too firm for some tastes
- ❌ Quite heavy
- ❌ Too big for beginners
Verdict
This is the best shower dildo for anyone craving more realistic textures. The coronal ridge and veins really add an extra layer of stimulation with each thrust.
It’s a little bigger, so I would recommend this to those with a little more experience. The extra length also makes it easier to enjoy doggy style sex in the shower!
Our tester loved just how realistic the details are and was very impressed by the price!
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Vibrating CalExotics Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre Vibrating Dildo
Calexotics Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre vibrating dildo is a realistic shaped and textured waterproof vibrator that’s going to knock your socks off if you’re looking for a shower dildo.
The 10 vibration modes can be felt all the way through the shaft of the dildo and the textured balls add to the sensations.
Ombre Hombre has an insertable length of 5.25-inches and a diameter of 1.5-inches. It also has a tapered head which makes insertion easier and more comfortable. It’s perfect for internal stimulation, both vaginal and anal. Satisfaction is in your hands!
Pros
- ✅ Great colour and sparkles!
- ✅ Average sized-dildo
- ✅ Soft and squishy outside, harder core.
- ✅ 10 Vibration modes
Cons
- ❌ It's posable, but doesn't lock into place
- ❌ Button aren't easily accessible
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Verdict
Calexotics Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre vibrating dildo is such a great shower dildo. It has a good amount of squish for the feel-good factor and 10 different vibrations to take you out of this world!
It’s a versatile toy so you can use it solo or partnered up. The buttons are on the base of the dildo and they are flat to the surface, and it does make them difficult to change when you’re in the flow of things. They may not be ideal for those who have mobility problems with their hands.
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Dual Density Vixen Mustang VixSkin
Vixen’s Mustang is deliciously realistic feeling dual-density dildo. It’s beautifully squishy with a firmer inner core so you can thrust as much as you want to.
It has a great curve for targeted G or P-spot stimulation, a pronounced head and veins along the shaft. It also widens towards the base for that stretched feeling.
It has a shallow suction cup which some people find isn’t the best, but as its waterproof shower time can still be a lot of fun. It’s harness compatible too.
The Mustang warms up to body temperature quickly and holds the heat well. It’s made of Vixskin, Vixen’s own proprietary silicone blend that feels amazingly close to the real thing.
Pros
- ✅ A realistic feeling dildo
- ✅ Gorgeously squishy and dual density
- ✅ Choice of color or skin tones
- ✅ Hand-poured, top quality dildo
Cons
- ❌ Suction cup could be better
- ❌ May be too squishy for some
- ❌ Some may prefer more girth
- ❌ It's gorgeous, but expensive
Verdict
Vixen’s Mustang is a fabulous feel real dildo that’s going to give you the shakes in the shower! It feels like the real thing and is designed to hit your sweet spots with ease.
Ideal for vaginal or anal use, make sure that you splash on the lube as the silicone, although amazing feeling, can also feel a little ‘sticky’ without it. The only downside to this otherwise fantastic dildo is that the base is non-slip rather than suction cup so you might struggle to stick it horizontally to the wall.
The Mustang is perfect for solo or partnered play. Although it’s expensive, the quality is amazing, so if you want a luxury dildo, then this could be the one for you.
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Large Fun Factory The Boss
The Fun Factory Boss is here to dominate and delight! This powerful pink dildo features a realistically shaped shaft with a pronounced tip and slight curve that make it perfect for teasing your G or P-spot.
Made from silicone, The Boss is firm but flexible and features an extra strong suction cup that can withstand a whole lot of fun.
Pros
- ✅ Thick, long shaft
- ✅ Strong suction cup base
- ✅ Suitable for vaginal or anal play
- ✅ Extra pronounced head for G/P-spot stimulation
Cons
- ❌ The silicone texture requires thorough cleaning
- ❌ On the more expensive side
Verdict
I really love the combination of a realistic shape and non-realistic color design in the Boss! It’s great if you like a lifelike shape but aren’t a fan of the skin tone finish.
The head is very prominent in this dildo, making it great for those who really love hitting the G or P-spot. Our tester found the bigger size, combined with the firmness made The Boss an intensely satisfying dildo!
She also noted that the suction cup is industrial strength, so you can rest assured this thing won’t budge in the shower!
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Textured Maia Kendall Swirly Silicone Dildo
The Maia Kendall Swirly Silicone Dildo is a delectable 7.5-inches of insertable length with a 1.8-inch diameter. It’s slightly flexible and firm and it’s made from silky-smooth silicone.
The head is bulbous and angled to pleasure your G or P-spot and its pronounced swirled ridges give intense internal stimulation.
It has a strong suction cup base and is harness compatible. This is a larger-sized dildo so make sure that you build up to it and use with lashings of lube for stimulating play and delicious orgasms in vaginal or anal play.
Pros
- ✅ A large, firm dildo
- ✅ Textured for intense stimulation
- ✅ Gives you a full-feeling
- ✅ Suction cup
Cons
- ❌ Not for beginners
- ❌ Would be too firm for some
- ❌ Ridges may be uncomfortable for some
Verdict
The Maia Kendall is the ideal dildo if you enjoy large, textured dildos. It’s firm and if you enjoy a fuller feeling then this is for you.
It’s suitable for both vaginal and anal play, and for solo or partnered people. It’s versatile in that you can use it in a harness for and its suction cup turns it into a perfect shower dildo. In fact, you can use it hands-free anywhere that it will stick to.
It is a large, firm dildo and it doesn’t have much ‘give’ at all, so it’s more suitable for those with experience with insertable toys who are looking for a bit more of a challenge. You might need to take your time working up to this dildo, according to many reviews, it’s definitely worth it.
Thrusting Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating Dildo
The Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating Dildo is 6.5-inches of insertable heaven with a 1.59-inch diameter. It’s made of silky smooth silicone with lots of realistic textures and details that feel divine and lifelike with lashings of lube.
This bad boy offers a lot of different stimulation options as both a thrusting dildo, a rotating dildo, and a vibrating dildo! It’s perfect for anyone who wants very intense internal stimulation and wants their toy to do all the hard work!
It’s harness compatible and is suitable for strap-on play, as well as anal and pegging play. Of course, it has a strong suction cup so you can have a lot of hands-free fun too.
As it’s fully waterproof it’s an ideal shower dildo. This dildo looks realistic and has fabulous veins and textures and balls to add to the stimulation.
Pros
- ✅ Thrusts and rotates for great stimulation
- ✅ Realistic looking
- ✅ Strong suction cup
- ✅ Body-safe silicone
Cons
- ❌ Motor struggles when there's pressure
- ❌ Button aren't easily accessible
- ❌ Quite loud
- ❌ Only comes in one skin tone
Verdict
I think the Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating Dildo looks amazing as a realistic dildo. In terms of design, I think it has some nice detailing and the balls are a nice realistic touch. In terms of feel, however, I wouldn’t say it feels as lifelike. The core is extremely firm because of the thrusting mechanism. Some reviewers have found that it’s too rigid for their liking and some have found that the motor isn’t powerful enough to keep going when they start to clench around the dildo. Others mention that they need to relax so that the dildo can still thrust and rotate when used anally. So you might have a bit of a learning curve with it.
Our tester here at Bedbible also noted that it was a very powerful thrusting dildo! It’s large and in charge both in terms of sensation and noise level. This is definitely not a discreet shower dildo! Although, one huge pro for me is the incredibly strong suction cup base. For shower dildos especially, it’s great for exploring a bunch of different hands-free fun!
Our tester also found the button placement to be quite awkward. They actually recommend to instead get a version of the Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating Dildo with a remote control for 10 dollars extra. This way you can enjoy scrolling through the different stimulation modes without too much fuss over the buttons.
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Curved Lovehoney Curved Silicone Suction Cup Dildo
Lovehoney’s Curved suction cup dildo is simply gorgeous. Silky smooth with a gently tapered head its curves are designed to delight your G or P-spot to perfection.
The shaft widens towards the base and ends in a suction cup that sticks to most flat, non-porous surfaces. It’s harness compatible and its size makes it ideal if you wanted to try pegging or anal play.
This dildo also has a hole in the base that is suitable for a bullet vibrator of your choice. It is 6-inches in insertable length and is 1.27-inches in diameter. Of course, it’s completely waterproof, making it an ideal shower dildo.
Pros
- ✅ Ideal for beginners to internal toys
- ✅ Gentle curve for G and P-spot stimulation
- ✅ Slim diameter is perfect if you stuggle with penetration
Cons
- ❌ Might not be girthy enough for some
- ❌ Not squishy
Verdict
This Lovehoney Curved suction cup dildo is perfect for beginners to internal stimulation. Its slim width makes it ideal for those who are trying pegging or anal sex for the first time too.
If you struggle with penetration due to vaginismus, then a slim toy like this one may help. Always use plenty of water-based lubrication to make everything more comfortable.
This curved dildo is designed for pleasure and the addition of a space for a bullet vibrator in the base turns it into an incredibly versatile toy. It’s ideal for solo or partnered play and if you love the relaxing qualities of water, then this could be your perfect shower or bath companion.
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Comparison of the 10 best shower dildos
Best | Test Winner | Cheapest | Beginner | Realistic | Vibrating | Dual Density | Large | Textured | Thrusting | Curved |
Overall score | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 3.9 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 4.7 / 5.0 | 4.6 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 |
Bedbible rating | 4.8 / 5.0 | 4.3 / 5.0 | 4.2 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.4 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 | 4.9 / 5.0 | 4.8 / 5.0 | 3.5 / 5.0 | 4.5 / 5.0 |
User rating | 4.7 / 5.0 from 481 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 12 users | 3.6 / 5.0 from 3 users | 4.2 / 5.0 from 109 users | 5 / 5.0 from 4 users | 4.7 / 5.0 from 119 users | 4.5 / 5.0 from 29 users | 4.4 / 5.0 from 133 users | 3.6 / 5.0 from 74 users | 4.3 / 5.0 from 42 users |
Price | Affordable | Cheap | Cheap | Affordable | Moderate | Premium | Moderate | Affordable | Affordable | Affordable |
Design | 95 / 100 | 80 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 70 / 100 | 80 / 100 |
Ease of use | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 95 / 100 | 60 / 100 | 85 / 100 |
Quality | 95 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 85 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 100 / 100 | 97 / 100 | 90 / 100 | 75 / 100 | 90 / 100 |
Sound | - | - | - | - | 60 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - |
Power | - | - | - | - | 60 / 100 | - | - | - | - | - |
Buzzy/Rumbly | - | - | - | - | neither really buzzy nor rumbly | - | - | - | - | - |
Length | 7 inches | 5.5 inches | 5.5 inches | 8 inches | 8 inches | 7.5 inches | 7 inches | 8 inches | 8.5 inches | 6.5 inches |
Insertable length | 6.5 inches | 5 inches | 5 inches | 7 inches | 5.25 inches | 6.5 inches | 7 inches | 7 inches | 7 inches | 6 inches |
Diameter | 1.59 inches | 1.25 inches | 1 inches | 1.6 inches | 1.5 inches | 1.59 inches | 1.75 inches | 1.75 inches | 1.6 inches | 1.27 inches |
Flexibility | Flexible | Flexible | Flexible | Flexible | Posable | Flexible | Firm | Flexible | None | Flexible |
Materials | Silicone | Non-Porous PVC | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone | Silicone (external) | Silicone |
Waterproof | Yes | Submersible | Submersible | Yes | Submersible | Submersible | Submersible | Yes | Yes | Submersible |
Storage Bag Included | No | - | - | - | - | - | No | No | No | - |
Colors Available | Pink, Purple, Blue, Black | - | - | - | - | - | Vanilla, Pink, Black | - | Light skin tone | - |
Texture | - | Firm | Squishy | - | Squishy | Squishy | Pronounced head and raised veins | Ribbed | - | Firm |
Allergies | - | No fragrances, no phthalates, no paraffins, no latex | No fragrances, no phthalates, no paraffins, no latex | - | Latex-Free , Phthalate-Free | Latex-Free , Phthalate-Free | Phthalate-free | - | - | Latex-Free , Phthalate-Free |
Vibration modes | - | - | - | - | 10 | - | - | - | - | - |
Rechargeable | - | - | - | - | Yes | - | - | - | Yes | - |
Charging Time | - | - | - | - | 150 minutes | - | - | - | - | - |
Battery Life | - | - | - | - | 45-60 minutes | - | - | - | 60 minutes | - |
Travel Lock | - | - | - | - | Yes | - | - | - | Yes | - |
Vibration speeds | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | 3 | - |
Vibration patterns | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | 1 | - |
Thrust Modes | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | 6 | - |
Remote Controls | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | - | No | - |
Transform Your Shower into Sex Toy
The majority of vulva owners know the orgasmic power of a shower head with decent water pressure, but Womanizer have taken in one step further and designed a shower head with pleasure in mind! The perfect self-care combo!
The Womanizer Wave
Not only will the Womanizer Wave leave you feeling squeaky clean but you’ll have a whole lot of fun while getting clean!
Enjoy three different shower spray settings — pleasure whirl, pleasure jets, and powder rain.
There’s also a slider to adjust the water pressure so you can get it just right!
Plus, it’s easy to install and always ready to go!
More Vibrators to Use in the Shower
There’s no better way to start, or end, your day than having some fun in the shower! It’s well known that water is superb for relaxing, calming and invigorating us. Why not combine this time with some toe-curling orgasms too?
Lovense Lush 3 Love Egg Vibrator
The Lovense Lush 3 is a dual G-spot and clitoral vibrator that can also be app-controlled. It has gorgeously powerful rumbly vibrations that target your sweet spots. It’s a wireless wearable vibrator so you can stay in the bedroom, or go outside for some outdoor fun.
- The Lush 3 has 3 vibration speeds and 4 patterns.
- The app enables you to have more vibration options.
- It can be synced to music or specific sounds.
- Ideal for long-distance relationship intimacy and play.
- Hand over the controls to your partner for some power-play.
- It has up to 5 hours of continuous use per charge.
- Fully waterproof so you can take your shower time to a whole new level of fun.
- Made from super silky and safe silicone for your comfort.
We-Vibe Tango X
The We-Vibe Tango X is a perfect example of size doesn’t matter. It’s a small and sleek powerhouse that will rock your world with its 7 modes and 8 intensity levels of deep, rumbly vibrations. If you’re a lover of precise clitoral stimulation, this one is for you. It’s also great for edging play. Coupled up with a G-spot dildo, you’d be well on your way towards gorgeously blended orgasms. If that’s not enough, this fully waterproof lipstick-shaped vibrator is ideal for taking into the shower with you to start off your day with a bang!
Satisfyer Pro 2
If you want a change from vibrations try the Satisfyer Pro 2. It uses air pressure waves to tease and stimulate your clitoris, all touch-free. The large, oval silicone mouthpiece covers your clitoris (add a drop of lube for a good seal) and you can choose from 11 different settings. Start off slow and build your way up, intense, multiple orgasms are yours for the taking. It’s fully waterproof and best of all, the sensations are more intense and enjoyable when you’re in the water!
Comparing the Best Shower Dildos by Features
Here’s a handy overview of how the shower dildos compare on important features.
Overall Score & Ratings:
The Lifelike Lover Luxe Multicolored stands out with the highest overall score of 4.8/5.0, and the many customer ratings agree with my overall Bedbible rating of, with a strong rating of 4.7 from a significant 481 users. I gave it such a high score because it delivers quality and a cute design at a very reasonable price!
I also gave the Fun Factory The Boss and Vixen Mustang high Bedbible ratings of 4.9 and 4.5 respectively, as they are both top quality dildos. While I love the Vixen Mustang, it lost a few points due to the lack of a strong suction cup.
The Blush Temptasia Twist and Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating received the lowest user ratings, with 3.6/5.0 and 3.5/5.0 respectively.
Price:
The majority of shower dildos I included in this review are low priced. The cheapest is the Blush Dr. Skin, which is a real bargain at less than $20.
The most expensive dildo in the review is the Vixen VixSkin Mustang dildo. While I do think this dildo is worth the price — the dual density finish is truly mind-blowing, the lack of a suction cup does limit it’s capacity as a shower dildo.
Size:
If you are a beginner or prefer smaller dildos, I would recommend checking out the Blush Dr. Skin and Blush Temptasia Twist, as they are the shortest at 5.5 inches.
Those looking for a longer shower dildo should consider the Lifelike Lover Luxe Dildo, CalExotics Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre, Maia Kendall Swirly Dildo, and Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating all measure at 8 inches in length.
Lastly, if you love a thick dildo for a more satisfying stretch, I can recommend the Fun Factory Boss or the Maia Kendall Swirly Dildo, as they both have a pleasing diameter of 1.75 inches.
Additional Features:
If you want a little extra power from your shower dildo, I would check out the CalExotics Naughty Bits Ombre Hombre, which offers 10 vibration modes or the Lifelike Lover Luxe Thrusting and Rotating, which offers vibrations, rotations, thrusting stimulation.
What Kind of Dildo Can be Used in the Shower?
We are so lucky to be living in an age where there is such a variety of dildos! Let us take you through the kind of dildos that make shower time a lot more fun.
Waterproof
It’s the obvious one really. Your ideal shower dildo needs to be waterproof. Fully waterproof, not just splashproof. So you’re looking for ‘submersible’ or IPX 7 on the packaging.
Soft
As good as glass and metal feel, you really want something in the shower that isn’t going to break the tiles or your toes if you drop it. Your ideal shower dildo should be silicone or similar so that if you do drop due to slippery hands, nothing will be damaged (the dildo, the tiles, the shower tray, the bath, or you).
Suction Cups
Waterproof dildos with a suction cup are perfect for shower use. Smooth, non-porous tiles in your bathroom make for an ideal suction cup base. Attach it to the wall and back onto it, stick it to the floor and ride it. Hands-free fun is yours for the taking.
Vibrating
Any kind of fully waterproof vibrating dildo can be used in the shower, with, or without a suction cup. Let the water cascade down your body as you let those vibrations send you over the edge.
Harness
If your shower is big enough for two, then a waterproof dildo that is harness compatible can be a lot of fun if you want some strap-on or pegging play in the water.
How to Mount a Suction Cup in the Shower
So, you have your waterproof dildo, it has a suction cup base and you’re looking forward to some shower fun. Let’s see how you make sure that your shower dildo stays exactly where you want it to.
Pick a Good Surface
Suction cups stick best to clean, flat, non-porous surfaces. Surfaces that are porous, textured, have slight curves and are slightly dirty won’t let the suction cup get a good hold.
It’s best to mount your suciotn cup dildo onto a shower wall or floor as they are more stable. If you attach it to a shower wall it could come off it’s tracks – not great if it’s glass.
Clean up!
Clean both the suction cup and the surface with a lint-free cloth. If that’s not enough then wipe both the surface and the suction cup with white vinegar to remove any invisible traces of grease.
Just Add Water
Run your suction cup under some warm, nearly hot water. This will help to make it more pliable. Shake off most of the water so that there are only a few droplets left. Press it against the surface and it should stick.
Lube It Up!
Put a small amount of lube around the edge of your suction cup, not too much. This can help make an airtight seal between the suction cup and the surface.
Press Down
Press the suction cup down firmly so that as much air as possible is removed. You might need to press it down another couple of times during play to make sure it stays firmly where you want it.
Removal
All going well you now have a dildo stuck firmly to a surface of your choosing. Once you’ve enjoyed your shower dildo it will be time to remove it. Don’t worry if it feels like it’s stuck there forever! All you need to do is to gently lift one edge of the suction base to let the air in. After this it will easily come loose.
Reviewed by:
Daphne Vey