5 Best Squirting Dildos

Why I Chose It

I highly recommend the Strap-On-Me squirting dildo if you’re looking for a thrilling, comfortable and body-safe ejaculating dildo experience!

So many of the squirting dildos on the market are made of porous materials like TPE and PVC, which can be very difficult to clean and maintain, but this one is 100% non-porous silicone!

While the dildo itself is quite slim and without texture, the tip is what takes the cake in terms of the design. That’s why I personally like how the asymmetrical base makes it easier to see which way to tip is pointing. This way, a partner will be able to direct that pronounced tip towards your g-spot or p-spot.

Our tester, Sarah, was incredibly impressed with the squirting feature. So am I! Not only does this syringe hold a good amount of liquid (1 fl oz), it also shoots it pretty far!

“The feeling of the internal ejaculation was quite realistic, in my opinion. When I sat in the bathtub and shot it into the air, it nearly hit the ceiling.”

The slits the base of the dildo also allows you to place the tube in different directions to accommodate lefties, righties, or all kinds of different positions you might be in at the time. This feature is especially practical when using it in a strap-on harness.

Why I Chose It

The Doc Johnson Bust It dildo is a good option for those who crave something bigger, thicker, and more realistic.

Now, I’m not a big fan of recommending dildos made of non-porous materials like PVC. However, a lot of squirting dildos on the market tend to be made of materials like this. If they are thoroughly cleaned and dried between uses, you may still be able to enjoy them safely. Although, if you do have a very sensitive vagina that’s prone to infections, I don’t recommend using this without a condom (which may defeat the purpose, I’m aware). Alternatively, silicone squirting dildos, like the Test Winner above or the Tantus POP, are less likely to impact your vaginal health.

So why have I still chosen to include this squirting dildo in this round-up? Our tester, George, really loved using it. He has now replaced his regular lube injector with this squirting dildo to make the whole experience more enjoyable:

“My experience has been great with this toy! […] Also, I just found myself playing with this dildo after a while, it has such a great shape and perfect rigidity. I really enjoyed the sensation of pushing it in and out.”

What I also like about this product is that it’s basically a whole kit. You get a syringe and a tube, a removable suction cup base, and a small bottle of Nut Butter concentrate to make your own fake cum lube. One of George’s favorite aspects was that “it has a Vac-U-Lock hole, so you can attach it to most things”, like a sex machine or a strap-on harness. “It is a really fantastic multi-functional dildo!”. 

However, the external syringe and tubing do pose some potential problems. They are prone to getting in the way of your play, and can make solo anal play particular fiddly. Keep in mind that thorough cleaning is a bit tedious and time-consuming.

Why I Chose It

I had the pleasure of testing the Tantus POP out for myself. My experience was definitely a mixed bag. Although, for something that’s significantly cheaper than the other options in this review, I think it still brings some good features to the table.

First of all, I liked the semi-realistic design. I very much appreciated the body-safe silicone, even though it did have a tendency to quickly attract dust and lint. The slim shaft was a bit underwhelming to me, but the rounded tip felt really good up against my g-spot!

While the Tantus POP may not satisfy the desires of more experienced users — those who like to feel really filled or stretched — I think it’s ideal for anyone who wants the ejaculating dildo experience in a compact, manageable form. The slim shape makes it super easy to insert and get going with right away! If you’re using this for pegging, you may well prefer to have a thin, smooth dildo such as this.

The biggest issue with this squirting dildo, in my opinion, is that it only comes with a very small syringe as standard. It’s definitely not my first recommendation for anyone who’s really looking for something to fulfill some cum fetish fantasies with. If you like to really get filled up, then you may want to purchase Tantus’ squirting dildo refill accessory pack, which comes with a larger 20ml syringe and more tubes and tips. Although, it’s disappointing that one has to make yet another purchase to enjoy a satisfactory volume!

That said, I can see why it would be practical to simply discard the tubes after use without needing to clean them, but that does mean that you’ll have to keep purchasing extra tubing. This seems very wasteful to me, and I would honestly prefer to put an effort into cleaning the tubes.

Why I Chose It

While the Doc Johnson The Amazing Squirting Cock may have a relatively short insertable length, it has the largest diameter of all the squirting dildos in this review. The 1.9″ diameter combined with the realistic, veiny texture, and the pronounced glans, this dildo is amazing for a challenging and satisfying stretch.

Our tester, Jesse, wasn’t super impressed with this dildo. First of all, it’s made of porous PVC instead of silicone. Second of all, the PVC was a bit too firm for his liking. This is important to take into account if you’re planning on using it anally and prefer slimmer or more flexible dildos for this. On the plus side, Jesse was very happy about the squirting feature:

“I was impressed by how realistic the ejaculating fluid was though, it gets 10 out of 10 from me on that front.”

The syringe holds a good amount of liquid and depending on the consistency of the fluid you use, it comes out with quite a pop!

As far as cleaning and maintenance goes, I appreciate that the components of this squirting dildo are reusable and easy to clean:

“I thought the tube for the fake cum might be really hard to clean but it was actually really simple to rinse through with water.”

Why I Chose It

Even though this squirting dildo looks very similar to the other options in this review, it stands out to me for a few reasons.

First of all, if you’re looking for those hyper-realistic design details but don’t want a squirting dildo made of non-porous PVC, the Lifelike Lover Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo is made of 100% body-safe silicone. This means that it’s going to be a lot more durable and long-lasting.

Second of all, the syringe-free design allows you to fully indulge in the ejaculation fantasy without having to look at or think about a medical-y syringe during play time. The motion of squeezing the balls to make it squirt potentially looks and feels a lot more natural for a lot more people.

One drawback is, of course, that the lack of a tube does make it a bit more tricky to clean on the inside. However, drawing in and pushing out lots of warm, soapy water over and over again will do the trick. Just make sure you’re up for the level of maintenance required. Otherwise, something like a pump-and-dump solution that the Tantus POP offers might be a good alternative.

The suction cup base makes it a breeze to use by yourself for some hands-free fun, and it also makes the dildo compatible to use in a strap-on harness!

Our tester, Caleb, really liked the excellent quality and versatility of the dildo. As far as the squirting function goes, he did have a mixed opinion:

“The ejaculating feature is more of a gimmick than a feature in my opinion, but it does technically work so if you are into that that’s just another pro to add to the list. Overall, I would highly recommend it.”