The 7 Best Cock Milking Machines

Isabelle Uren
by Isabelle UrenUpdated:

I’m seriously impressed by the improvements in cock-milking machines have undergone in the past year or two and now the caliber is much higher! With that in mind, I’ve looked through all of the cock milkers we’ve tested at Bedbible and picked out the very best that deliver quality stroking, suction and interactive capabilities!

Test Winner

4.7Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.9/5

Reviewed by: 

Benjamin Jorgensen

User Ratings:

4.4/5

Based on 181 user reviews

Budget-Friendly

4.4Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.4/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

James Exline

User Ratings:

4.3/5

Based on 12 user reviews

Best for Beginners

4.0Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Paul Dockal

User Ratings:

4.0/5

Based on 15 user reviews

Best Interactive

4.7Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.9/5

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

4.5/5

Based on 94 user reviews

Strongest Suction

4.5Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.1/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

Best Stroker

4.3Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.3/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

4.0/5

Based on 281 user reviews

Best Blowjob

4.6Bedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.6/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.7/5

Based on 41 user reviews

Fleshlight Universal LaunchFap-O-MaticBlowmotion Suction MasturbatorKiiroo KeonAutoblow VacuGlideThe HandyAutoblow AI Ultra
Fleshlight Universal LaunchFap-O-MaticBlowmotion Suction MasturbatorKiiroo KeonAutoblow VacuGlideThe HandyAutoblow AI Ultra
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Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
Pros & Cons
  • Easy to use and hold
  • Much improved from old version
  • Compatible with different Fleshlights
  • Can charge while using
  • Quite noisy
  • Not great with tighter sleeves
  • No interactive capabilities
  • Doesn't come with a sleeve
  • Powerful suction
  • Vibrations feel great
  • Easy to hold
  • A little noisy
  • Loses power after 20-30 mins of use
  • Easy to use and clean
  • Good range of vibrations
  • Great suction power
  • Great for hands-free thrusting
  • Battery life is a little short
  • Charging time is long
  • Only one suction setting
  • Powerful stroking stimulation
  • App and long-distance enabled
  • Connects to VR porn
  • Feel stroker is great quality
  • Many sleeves available
  • Can feel a little bulky
  • Get's quite loud
  • Long charge time
  • Only compatible with Kiiroo strokers
  • Stimulates entire shaft
  • Simple controls and adjustable features
  • Easy to clean
  • Relatively quiet
  • Can be used flaccid
  • No vibrating function
  • Requires a lot of lube
  • Large unit
  • Good adjustability
  • Sleeve feels great
  • Anonymous connectivity without making account
  • Pretty loud
  • Can be easy to get buttons mixed up
  • Great customisation via web interface
  • Mains powered so no recharging
  • Simple controls
  • Access to video sync library
  • High lube consumption
  • Noise level
  • Needs to be plugged in during use
  • Heats up during use

How We Test Cock milking machines

We’re a team of 323 sex toy testers and 13 sex toy experts.

To find the very best Cock milking machines , our testers tried and reviewed 247 different products in this category.

Bad or even just mediocre Cock milking machines didn’t make the list!

In total, we’ve thoroughly tested and reviewed 1076 toys over the past 6 years.

We even lab-tested some to get objective data.

Read more about how we test products.
How we tested the best cock milking machines

If you are looking for…

  • Automatic stroking, check out the Fleshlight Universal Launch, Kiiroo Keon, or the Handy.
  • Suction stimulation, I recommend the Blowmotion Suction for beginners or the VacuGlide for more advanced tastes.
  • A cock milking machine with vibrations, take a look at the PDX Fap-O-Matic.
  • The fastest stroke, the Handy came out on top with up to 600 strokes per minute.
  • The longest stroke length, the Handy also wins on this front with an impressive 4.33-inch stroke length.

Test Winner Fleshlight Universal Launch

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.9/5

Reviewed by: 

Benjamin Jorgensen

User Ratings:

4.4/5

Based on 181 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Fleshlight Universal Launch was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Cock milking machine .

100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Fleshlight Universal Launch was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Fleshlight Universal Launch was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Fleshlight Universal Launch was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Adjustable speed up to 250 strokes/minute
  • Adjustable stroke length up to 2.8 inch
  • Adjustable phone mount

Pros

  • Easy to use and hold
  • Much improved from old version
  • Compatible with different Fleshlights
  • Can charge while using

Cons

  • Quite noisy
  • Not great with tighter sleeves
  • No interactive capabilities
  • Doesn't come with a sleeve

Why I Chose It

“Being the proud owner of both the Fleshlight Universal Launch and a Kiiroo Keon I couldn’t help but compare, and in the end I found the Fleshlight Launch to be the superior choice. “

Bedbible tester, Ben, is our resident Fleshlight/stroker expert and he was more than impressed by the Fleshlight Universal Launch!

One of thing that puts the launch above the other cock milking machines we’ve reviewed is just how convenient it is to use. Ben found that the handles made “it was easiest to hold” and “precisely aim like you want it.” While it might not sound like a huge plus, in my experience, having something that is simple to use means you will use it more often!

He also preferred the quality of the strokes, commenting that “although the strokes were slower on every stroke-length setting they did feel more powerful.” Although he did find that “the looser sleeves with less pronounces texture works best” while tighter sleeves can be too intense.

Another thing I really appreciate about the Launch is that it can be used with almost any Fleshlight-style stroker making it a pretty versatile cock-milking machine.

I was a little bit disappointed to see it doesn’t come with any app or interactive capabilities but Ben wasn’t so disappointed, as he “love[d] the manual modes.” 

Budget-Friendly PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker

4.4/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.4/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

James Exline

User Ratings:

4.3/5

Based on 12 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Cock milking machine .

80/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker was rated 80 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

85/100
QualityQuality

Rating: PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • 5 modes of intermittent suction
  • 10 modes of vibration
  • Textured internal sleeve

Pros

  • Powerful suction
  • Vibrations feel great
  • Easy to hold

Cons

  • A little noisy
  • Loses power after 20-30 mins of use

Vibrations:

SoundSound rating

Rating: PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is quite powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Why I Chose It

Even though the PDX Elite Fap-O-Matic Suction Stroker is the cheapest cock milker in this review, it still delivers a whole lot of sensation. Even our more experienced tester, James, was impressed! It “exceed[ed his] expectations” and he “couldn’t believe how powerful the suction was.”

The main attraction is that this cock milking machine sucks creating a sensation similar to a blowjob. As well as being impressed by the power, James loved that “the five suction modes offer an amazing variety of sensations and stimulation.”

He found it so powerful that it makes “the veins in your penis bulge more and more as it sucks it over time” — a fun side effect that could also be enjoyed by a partner!

He also “really enjoyed the vibration function” as it complemented the suction well.

One are where this toy doesn’t perform quite as well is on the battery life, as James found that “the suction power decrease noticeably” after around half an hour of use. I can’t see this being an issue during a single session with all that stimulation but it does mean you’ll be recharging it more often.

Best for Beginners Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator

4.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.0/5

Bedbible Rating:

4/5

Reviewed by: 

Paul Dockal

User Ratings:

4.0/5

Based on 15 user reviews

75/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator was rated 75 out of 100, which means it is designed very well.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Cock milking machine .

85/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

50/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator was rated 50 out of 100, which means it is fairly good quality.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Non-stop suction mode
  • 10 vibration modes
  • Suction cup base

Pros

  • Easy to use and clean
  • Good range of vibrations
  • Great suction power
  • Great for hands-free thrusting

Cons

  • Battery life is a little short
  • Charging time is long
  • Only one suction setting

Vibrations:

SoundSound rating

Rating: Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is fairly quiet.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is gentle.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Blowmotion Hands-Free Suction Masturbator felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingPower ratingPower ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Why I Chose It

I went for the Blowmotion Real Feel Suction Masturbator as the best cock milking machine for beginners, as compared to the other toys, it’s relatively easy to use and non-intimidating!

It was our tester Paul’s “first ventur[e] into hands-free penis vibrator realm” and he found that “overall, it’s easy to use.”

More importantly, he really enjoyed using it and “changing the settings each time for a slightly different experience.” This is great for beginners who still need to figure out what they like!

He also though that “being able to use it hands free [was] amazing” and he liked that he “was able to thrust into the unit.”

I also remember getting my first toy and being scared someone would see it and so it’s great that this toy “looks very innocuous and could be left visible on a shelf or night stand.” Another big plus is that “the clean up was very easy!”

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Best Interactive Kiiroo Keon Penis Milking Machine

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.9/5

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

4.5/5

Based on 94 user reviews

95/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Kiiroo Keon Penis Milking Machine was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Cock milking machine .

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Kiiroo Keon Penis Milking Machine was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Kiiroo Keon Penis Milking Machine was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Moderate

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PricePrice

Rating: Kiiroo Keon Penis Milking Machine was rated 3 out of 5, which means it is pricier than the rest, but not the most expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Can to connect to interactive content and other Kiiroo toys
  • Customisable speed up to 230 strokes/min
  • Customisable stroke length up to 2.95 inches

Pros

  • Powerful stroking stimulation
  • App and long-distance enabled
  • Connects to VR porn
  • Feel stroker is great quality
  • Many sleeves available

Cons

  • Can feel a little bulky
  • Get's quite loud
  • Long charge time
  • Only compatible with Kiiroo strokers

Why I Chose It

The Kiiroo was an easy choice for the best interactive milking machine as it has such a great range of interactive features, including being able to sync to porn and connect to other Kiirroo toys for interactive long-distance sex.

Josh took it for a test spin and thought it was an “all-round premium toy that gets the job done!” He was impressed by the “very high quality materials” that made “it look and feel great.”

I also really like that there’s a lot of adjustability in terms of the stroke length and speed and “you can easily mix and match the speed and stroke length mid-session if you need to.”

He also enjoyed the FeelStroker that came as part of the kit, commenting that it’s “soft and fleshy” and “feels life-like.”

Having held the Keon myself, I can say that it is bulky and heavy. However, Josh actually enjoyed the weight as it made it “sit in position during use and won’t end up bouncing up and down.” He also enjoyed need to use to hands, likening it to “holding the toy by its ‘hips’ as it bounces up and down on you.”

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Strongest Suction Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker

4.5/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.5/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.1/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

5.0/5

Based on user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Cock milking machine .

85/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Premium

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PricePrice

Rating: Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Vacuum-powered adjustable suction
  • Automated stroking
  • Includes three stroker sizes

Pros

  • Stimulates entire shaft
  • Simple controls and adjustable features
  • Easy to clean
  • Relatively quiet
  • Can be used flaccid

Cons

  • No vibrating function
  • Requires a lot of lube
  • Large unit

Vibrations:

SoundSound rating

Rating: Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is noisy.

What it is: The sound rating provides a visual representation of how loud the vibrations of Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker felt to the reviewer.

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PowerSound rating

Rating: Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very powerful.

What it is: The power rating describes how fast and strong the vibrations of Autoblow VacuGlide Sucking Cock Milker felt to the reviewer.

Sound ratingSound ratingSound ratingSound ratingPower rating
BuzzyBuzzy
What it is: Buzzy vibrators have a high frequency that stimulates the surface (like a high pitch).
RumblyRumbly
What it is: Rumbly vibrators have low-frequency vibrations that stimulate deeper into the tissue (like the bass in music).

Why I Chose It

I know the VacuGlide won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but it really is the ultimate sucking machine! This plug-in, vacuum-powered cock milk machine just has a lot more oomph than smaller, rechargeable suction toys.

Kevin reviewed it for us and thought it was the perfect toy for anyone who “enjoy[s] suction and constant shaft stimulation.”

His thought the “best part about this toy is that it stimulates your entire shaft at the same time.” The combination of full shaft suction and stroking is quite an intense sensation compared toys that move up and down just targeting one area at a time!

Another great feature is that it comes with three sleeve sizes so you can find the right fit or choose between full shaft or targeted stimulation. Kevin did point out that it takes a bit more time to find the right position if you have a curved penis but it’s not impossible!

Also, despite looking like a complex piece of kit, Kevin found that “the VacuGlide is extremely easy to use” and he “really like[d] how the sleeves can come apart, as this makes cleaning the toy extremely easy.”

Best Stroker The Handy Penis Milking Auto Stroker

4.3/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.3/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Josh Gill

User Ratings:

4.0/5

Based on 281 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: The Handy Penis Milking Auto Stroker was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Cock milking machine .

70/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: The Handy Penis Milking Auto Stroker was rated 70 out of 100, which means it is very easy to figure out and use.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
QualityQuality

Rating: The Handy Penis Milking Auto Stroker was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: The Handy Penis Milking Auto Stroker was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • Customisable speed up to 600 strokes/minute
  • Interactive and app control
  • Compatible with other sleeve

Pros

  • Good adjustability
  • Sleeve feels great
  • Anonymous connectivity without making account

Cons

  • Pretty loud
  • Can be easy to get buttons mixed up

Why I Chose It

There are a couple of reasons I wanted to include the Handy in the review. First of all, it has both the longest stroke length and fastest stroking capabilities. Secondly, I love that you can secure any stroker to the Handy so you turn any stroker into an cock milking machine, making it one of the more versatile cock milkers in the review.

Our tester, Josh, loved the Handy’s  “unending, unyielding, and unforgiving vigor.” He was appreciated that it “is pretty simple and easy to use! “

Unfortunately, like many cock milking machines, the Handy is “quite bulky and not the quietest toy in the world,” but I think that’s just the price you have to pay for all that power!

I also like that it has interactive capabilities as it can feel more immersive when synced to porn or controlled by a partner.

Best Blowjob Autoblow AI Ultra Cock Milking Machine

4.6/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.6/5

Bedbible Rating:

4.5/5

Reviewed by: 

Kevin Foley

User Ratings:

4.7/5

Based on 41 user reviews

90/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra Cock Milking Machine was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the Cock milking machine .

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra Cock Milking Machine was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

85/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra Cock Milking Machine was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Affordable

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PricePrice

Rating: Autoblow AI Ultra Cock Milking Machine was rated 2 out of 5, which means it is moderately priced, neither expensive nor cheap.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look
  • AI blowjob programs
  • Syncs to video
  • Remote and voice activated controls

Pros

  • Great customisation via web interface
  • Mains powered so no recharging
  • Simple controls
  • Access to video sync library

Cons

  • High lube consumption
  • Noise level
  • Needs to be plugged in during use
  • Heats up during use

Why I Chose It

I was really impressed by the upgrade in overall quality from the Autoblow AI+ to the Autoblow AI Ultra. Not only does it look infinitely better, the stroking stimulation has been vastly improved. Similar to other cock milking machines, it now has a stroker that moves up and down, stimulating much more of the penis.

Kevin reviewed it and was surprised that “the Autoblow AI Ultra really exceeded [his] expectations,” which was quite a feat as he admitted he’s “not really a huge fan of stroker toys!”

He was impressed that the “built-in modes give you plenty of options to chose from” but thought that the “the web features are really where this toy shines the most.” He really loved the Video Sync Library that’s full of videos that the Autoblow AI Ultra performs in sync with.

Comparison

BestTest Winner Budget-Friendly Best for Beginners Best Interactive Strongest Suction Best Stroker Best Blowjob
Overall score4.7 / 5.0 4.4 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.3 / 5.0 4.6 / 5.0
Bedbible rating4.9 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.0 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.1 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0 4.5 / 5.0
User rating4.4 / 5.0
from 181 users
4.3 / 5.0
from 12 users
4 / 5.0
from 15 users
4.5 / 5.0
from 94 users
5 / 5.0
from 5 users
4 / 5.0
from 281 users
4.7 / 5.0
from 41 users
PriceModerate Moderate Pricey Moderate Premium Affordable Affordable
Design90 / 100 90 / 100 75 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100 90 / 100
Ease of use100 / 100 80 / 100 85 / 100 95 / 100 85 / 100 70 / 100 95 / 100
Quality90 / 100 85 / 100 50 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 85 / 100
Sound-40 / 100 60 / 100 -80 / 100 --
Power-60 / 100 40 / 100 -80 / 100 --
Buzzy/Rumbly-neither really buzzy nor rumbly somewhat buzzy -somewhat rumbly --
Weight3.9 lbs1.15 lbs-2.42 lbs11.5 lbs1.54 lbs3 lbs
MaterialsPlastic, Silicone, Rubber Body: ABS Plastic, Sleeve: TPE Sleeve: Soft plastic Case: ABS, Sleeve: TPE Aluminum. plastic, rubber, silicone (sleeve) TPE and hard plastic ABS plastic, silicone
Width11 inches3.4 inches-5.11 inches6.18 inches2.75 inches5.5 inches
Height12 inches--8.66 inches15.15 inches10.5 inches10 inches
LengthStroke length: up to 2.8 inches--Stroke length: Up to 2.95 inches-Stroke length: 4.33 inches-
Thrust ModesUp to 250 strokes per minute None None Up to 230 strokes per minute -Up to 630 strokes per minute 10 by default (access more via wifi)
RechargeableYes: via USB cable Yes Yes Yes No - mains powered No — mains powered No (mains powered)
Battery Life(up to) 60 minutes80 minutes65 minutes60 minutes---
Charging Time90 minutes120 minutes-240 minutes---
WaterproofNo No No No No Handy: No, Sleeve: Yes No
App ControlsNo No No Yes No Yes Web interface
Vibration modesNone 10 10 None None None -
Insertable length-5 inches5 inches7 inches---
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Things to consider when buying a cock milking machine

There’s a lot of variation when it comes to cock milking machines, and with all the different types of stimulation and interactive options, it can be hard to decide which one will be best for you. To make it a little easier, I’ve put together this buying guide.

Think about your budget

Think about your budget

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Cock milking machines range from around $150 right up to $500 and more. Start by thinking how much you want to spend and make a short list of what’s within your budget.

Check your size

Check your size

Check your size
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Narrow things down even further by ruling out which ones will be too big or too small. You will need to measure your erect penis and compare it to the toy’s measurements.

What type of stimulation do you want?

What type of stimulation do you want?

What type of stimulation do you want?
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Some cock milking machines stroke, whereas others vibrate or contract or some combination of the three! Consider which type of stimulation is most important to you.

You might also want to replicate a specific sexual activity. For example, if you want to simulate a blowjob, opt for a cock milking machine that warms or has a suction effect.

Size of the toy

Size of the toy

Size of the toy
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As well as the internal size, you want to consider the overall dimensions of the toy. You need to make sure you will be comfortable holding the toy and have space to store it.

App Control and Bluetooth

App Control and Bluetooth

App Control and Bluetooth
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Some cock milkers have bluetooth connectivity or app-connectivity or both. If you play long-distance, you will need to check your chosen toy has those capabilities.

Virtual Reality (VR) Sync

Virtual Reality (VR) Sync

Virtual Reality (VR) Sync
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Some penis strokers can be connected to VR porn so you can experience what you are seeing on screen. Consider if this is something you want before choosing your toy.

Realism

Realism

Realism
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Do you prefer a penis milking machine that mimics the stroking sensation of realistic sex or do you want to add in extra stimulation like vibrations.

Also, do you prefer a toy that looks realistic — like a mouth or vulva or do you prefer a neutral looking toy?

Intensity

Intensity

Intensity
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Do you crave intense power or do you want a more subtle stimulation to enjoy edging? Some cock milking machines can do both while others focus more on one end of the spectrum.

Texture

Texture

Texture
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The sleeve texture varies from stroker to stroker so be sure to think about what you prefer. Some sleeves have more textural details which give a more intense experience while smoother sleeves will be less intense.

Reviews

Reviews

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It’s a good idea to read customer reviews before you commit. Not only will you get a good overview of the quality product but you can find out other specific information about whether it’s made for bigger or smaller penises or how loud it is.

Do you need a discreet cock milker?

Do you need a discreet cock milker?

Do you need a discreet cock milker?
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If you live with other people, you might want a quiet masturbator or one that doesn’t look too obvious.

Brand

Brand

Brand
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Is there a particular brand you’ve used in the past and really enjoyed? That can help guide your decision.

Also, if your partner has a long-distance capable sex toy, it can make sense to buy a compatible one from the same brand.

Materials

Materials

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The two main materials used in cock milking machines are silicone and TPE or a brand’s own fake flesh formula, which is also usually TPE.

Silicone is the most hygienic option as it’s non-porous, meaning there’s no small holes for bacteria or mold to grow in.

TPE can feel more realistic but it’s porous, meaning it can’t be fully cleaned and is more likely to develop mold, especially when it is allowed to fully dry.

Consider the power source

Consider the power source

Consider the power source
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Do you want to be able to move around freely? Opt for a rechargeable machine. If you prioritize intense  power you might have to go for a mains powered machine.

Author
Isabelle Uren
Isabelle Uren

Site Manager | Aiming to empower people to embrace sexual pleasure one sex toy at a time or two, whatever takes your fancy! As well researching and writing about all things sex, I have studied Tantra and am currently studying towards becoming a psychosexual therapist. My life philosophy is the three Ms approach — meditation, masturbation, and mmm a good cup of tea!

Age: 33
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
All-time favorite sex toy: Doxy Die Cast
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