8 Best Non-Phallic Dildos

Why I Chose It

I picked out the Chrystalino Superior Glass Dildo as the Test Winner in this review because it is in fact superior! Glass dildos are a game-changer since the firm material provides amazing internal pressure. The particular size and shape of the Chrystalino Superior Glass Dildo even makes it satisfying yet approachable for lots of different experience levels.

Our tester, Rachel, was completely enamored with it: “After I used this dildo, I seriously considered whether it could take the top spot in my entire sex toy collection. That’s how much I love it.” Thanks to the firmness and smoothness of the glass and the large bulbed tip “it feels truly heavenly”.

While the double-ended design renders it unfit for use with a strap-on harness, it does offer some great versatility, since the beaded end is slightly more dynamic and the bulbous end is amazing for g-spot and a-spot (or p-spot) massage. The slight curve also makes it easy to target those areas.

Why I Chose It

The Tantus Cush is a clear runner-up in this review. I love the beautiful gradient design, and the pronounced yet tapered tip, along with the raised ridge around the middle. This makes this simple dildo look just non-phallic enough while still providing a lifelike internal feel.

The most important feature, however, is the dual-density; it is a life changer! Our tester,  Cassie, said the Tantus Cush has a “cushy, squishy, comfy feel,” which makes it “super comfortable to use in all sorts of ways.” She also pointed out that this dildo is ”stable and solid enough to provide some delightful internal massage yet comfortable to use for a longer period of time.”

However, she did find that the pronounced ridge, while adding to the stimulation, did create more friction than expected, which just required extra lube. This wasn’t a deal-breaker but something to be mindful of. I do think the lack of a suction cup base is a slight letdown, especially considering the price point. Despite these minor drawbacks, I still think the Tantus Cush is a fantastic choice for those seeking a non-phallic, high-quality dildo.

Why I Chose It

I think the Tantus Charmer is a great non-phallic dildo for first-timers. It’s significantly thinner and shorter than most other dildos in this review. The shape is also comfortable for beginners to use vaginally and for more experienced users to enjoy anally!

Our tester, Isabelle, is pretty experienced so she pointed out that “the slightly larger head and slimmer shaft feel great,” but the slimmer shaft at the bottom left her wanting a “fuller feeling when using vaginally.” So, for those who are looking for a slimmer non-phallic dildo that can still grow with you as you level up, I think it’s a great option!

The ridged shaft is designed to stimulate your G-spot and A-spot repeatedly as it moves in and out. They provide some dynamic stimulation during thrusting, especially during anal play! Performance-wise, Isabelle liked the ridged shaft, saying that they have “the slight feel of anal beads as the shaft is inserted but not as intense, and they add some subtle stimulation while the toy is inside as well.” 

Overall, I think that the Tantus Charmer is a high-quality non-phallic dildo that many users will appreciate for its unique design. The only small issue is the lack of a suction cup base.

Why I Chose It

This beaded dildo offers an elevated sensation with its beaded texture, and I am sure many users will love this type of design for both vaginal and anal play. Plus, the temperature-play option is a great addition that can spice things up. I also appreciate that the tip is slightly tapered for an easier and more comfortable insertion.

A huge pro here is that this non-phallic dildo is one of the most versatile options in the review. It’s a curved, double-ended dildo that can be used as regular anal beads or as a vaginal toy. According to our tester, Emily, “the bulbous beads on this glass dildo felt great for that needed internal stimulation.” And “the heaviness of the glass also made me have a very full feeling as well which was a great sensation.” 

This non-realistic dildo is a bigger boy that packs a lot of sensation in one thrust, so I would say it’s good for users who already have some experience with using firm dildos.  Along with that, you should keep in mind that it doesn’t have a flared base and can’t be used with a strap-on harness. All anal play should be engaged in with extra caution as well!

Why I Chose It

The nJoy Pure Wand takes the cake as my Expert Pick out of all the non-phallic dildos in this review because of the amazing performance. The unique shape with its perfect curvature expertly hits your G-spot or P-spot for a firm and intense massage (that may or may not make you squirt like never before).

“The njoy Pure Wand absolutely deserves its place in the sex toy hall of fame.”

Our tester, Isabelle, is absolutely in love with this dildo! She was impressed by the effect of the weighty feel and the unique shape: “The sensations I felt with the Pure Wand were quite unlike any other dildo I’ve used before. The curve gives the perfect angle to massage the front wall of the vagina (the most sensitive part) and target your g-spot without straining your wrist.”

She also mentioned that she was surprised at how effortless this dildo is to use: “Not only was the pressure perfect for some of the best g-spot stimulation I’ve had with a dildo, but it was also so much easier to keep hitting the right spot at a steady rhythm for the amount of time I needed, which really is the magic combo!” 

Because it’s made of steel, it is quite heavy, which is definitely a question of preference. Some may really like how the added weight assists in massaging the G-spot or P-spot, whereas others might find it tiresome to use, especially if they have grip issues. Keep in mind that this smooth and simple dildo gets very slippery with lube!

Why I Chose It

The Maia Kendall Dildo is a delightful option for those who appreciate a bit of texture and curve in their play. The size and shape is perfect for both vaginal and anal play, and the ridged shaft will provide extra stimulation with every thrust.

Our tester, Jenay, said that the design of the shaft allowed her to “hit all the right spots while being easy to hold and maneuver.” However, she also mentioned that this dildo is “fairly firm to the touch,” which will be great for intense stimulation, but less comfortable for beginners. So, if you are looking for something with a little bit more give to it, I suggest opting for one of the more flexible options or one of the dual-density dildos on this list.

Jenay was impressed with the strength of the suction cup, saying it “stuck fast to the surface and wasn’t going to go anywhere, “ and that it was a great addition to the couple’s play, even in the shower!

Overall, while it may not be the best choice for beginners due to its size and lack of vibrations, I think it’s an excellent option for intermediate users looking for a non-phallic, textured dildo!

Why I Chose It

I chose the Tantus Curve for anyone who enjoys deep, targeted stimulation of the G-spot or P-spot. I think it’s particularly suited for those who enjoy a fuller feeling and are not complete beginners with penetrative toys.

Our tester, Rachel, loved the design and how “the flexibility and slight squish make it comfortable to insert, but its firmness means it still provides the g-spot, a-spot, or p-spot stimulation you deserve.”

I did notice that the matte texture of the silicone, while requiring generous lubrication, adds to the overall experience, providing a unique sensation that differs from some of the smoother toys on this list.

Again, I’m not a fan of dildos without a true suction cup base, but I still think the Tantus Curve should get credit where credit is due. Its effectiveness in harness play, anal play, and solo use more than compensates.

Why I Chose It

Unlike other non-phallic dildos, the Fun Factory Limba Flex is extremely poseable and holds its new shape pretty well. It’s perfect for discovering and exploring all the different angles that will push you over the edge! I think its design is great for beginners as well as more advanced users (especially for anal play) since it can be customized to your liking.

According to our tester, Mike, the possibilities with this dildo are endless, and the idea of exploring something new every time is great:

“We’ve explored various methods of using the Limba Flex M to keep things exciting. From sticking it to different surfaces for a hands-free adventure to using it by hand, the versatility of this toy has added a level of creativity to our intimacy.” 

I was surprised to hear how strong the suction cup is. Mike even said it’s “too good at times,” which is rare with such a small dildo. This allows for some serious hands-free fun!

The only small issue I found was that Fun Factory silicone likes to attract lint, which requires extra attention during cleaning, but that’s all!