The 6 Best Sex Couches for Discreet Delight
Get comfy because I’m about to bring you the very best sex couches out there for satisfying and supported sex! Whether you’ve got the budget and space for full-sized sex chaise or are looking for something a little smaller, I’ve got plenty of top-quality options to choose from. I’ve also thrown in some tips and positions to help you put your new sex couch to good use!
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Testing and Rating Sex Couch Products
There are many more options to choose from than just the sex couches we’ve listed below. However, the ones listed all have something in common: they fared well n the “Bedbible Rating” test! Regardless of what type of toy/product we’re testing, they’re all judged on the same criteria: design, ease of use, and quality. “Design” refers to the physical and functional design of the product. “Ease of use” refers to how well that design translates into real-world results, i.e. how easy it is to use! “Quality” encompasses the build quality of the product, including the materials used as well as the expected longevity of the product in question. If a toy scores well in all of these categories then you know it’s a good toy! When added & averaged, these individual criteria come together to provide a product with its “Bedbible Rating”.
Reviews of the 6 best sex couches
Test Winner Liberator Equus Wave
From Liberator, the Equus Wave is a sex couch that offers five unique configurations. Two corresponding shapes fit seamlessly together to form a discreet bench perfect for straddling. Alternatively, you can separate the shapes, place them side-by-side, or perpendicularly. The micro-velvet cover is removable, machine washable, and waterproof, so you can clean up easily after some dirty fun!
- ✅ Takes pressure of the joints
- ✅ Convertable
- ✅ Blends in with furniture
- ✅ Increased position support
- ❌ Cover can move around
- ❌ Unstable on a bed
The Equus Wave only loses design points for not having built-in restraint clips. If that’s what you’re after, you may want to think about another one of the couches on this list. Other than that, this sex couch is an innovatively designed piece of furniture that offers five configurations in one—which is some serious versatility.
And, for a sex couch, it’s a very good price. Not to mention, it’s a beautiful piece of furniture in itself! Overall, the Equus Wave is a quality-assured investment that’s sure to stand the test of time.
You should buy the Liberator Equus Wave if you...
- Are looking for a versatile couch to invest in
- Experience joint pain during sex
- Enjoy doggy or standing positions
- Enjoy deep penetration
You should not buy the Liberator Equus Wave if you...
- Want to attach restraints to the couch
- Are on a budget
- Need a more compact option
Cheapest Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat
This inflatable sex pillow from Fetish Fantasy comes with a built in dildo for hands-free riding! It even vibrates for an added boost of pleasure!
Easy to put up and store away, the Hot Seat is great for those who are short on space. Plus, the handles on the side give you some added stability while you ride.
- ✅ Easy storage
- ✅ Affordable
- ✅ Easy assembly
- ✅ Inflates to a good size
- ❌ Doesn't come with pump
- ❌ Dildo doesn't detach
- ❌ PVC dildo is not body-safe
- ❌ Can deflate easily
Vibrations: The vibrations of the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat are fairly quiet, gently, and very buzzy
This portable plush pillow from Fetish Fantasy isn’t the highest quality but it is much cheaper and easier to store. It’s good that it comes with a dildo to ride, but it is unfortunately it is porous and cannot be switched out for another dildo.
It’s also more limited in the range of positions you can explore compared to the more expensive sex couches in this review. I would say this could be fun for occasional use if you use a condom over the dildo.
You should buy the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat if you...
- Are on a budget
- Want a couch for solo play
- Need a discreet toy with easy storage
- Like giving head and being penetrated at the same time
You should not buy the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat if you...
- Are uncomforable with rigid dildos
- Want a firm couch
- Want to switch out the dildo
- Prioritise non-porous toys
Beginners Liberator Flip Ramp
The Liberator Flip Ramp is a compact sex couch that unfolds into a sexual playground for exploring different positions!
Made of dense foam, the flip ramp has curves that support your body, allowing you to sink into it and enjoy the new positions.
It also folds up into a cube that you can also use during sex or simply as a discreet way of hiding your sex couch in plain sight.
It’s covered in a micro-velvet that’s both fluid-proof and machine washable.
- ✅ Firm foam holds its shape well
- ✅ Cover is machine-washable
- ✅ Discreet and easy to store
- ✅ Soft micro-velvet cover
- ❌ Zippers a little chunky and noticeable
- ❌ May not fully support larger bodies
The Flip Ramp is an excellent introduction to sex couches, as it’s cheaper and less intimidating than the other full sized options in this review. It’s also one of the smallest sex couches, making it great for those who are tight on space.
Our reviewer loved how the Flip Ramp encouraged her and her partner to get more explorative with positions and how the new angles enhanced their pleasure in their favorite positions. They did notice that this might not be the best option for those in larger bodies. If you do have a larger body, I would recommend one of the bigger sex couches in this review that also has a more solid support frame.
You should buy the Liberator Flip Ramp if you...
- Want to try out some sex furniture
- Love trying new positions
- Need something discreet
- Don't have a lot of space
You should not buy the Liberator Flip Ramp if you...
- Have a larger body and want full support
- Prefer a permanent piece of furniture
Premium Liberator Esse
The Esse Tantric Sex Chair from Liberator is an ergonomically-designed sex couch for anyone looking to enhance their play.
Whether you struggle with joint pain, mobility, or just want to try some new positions, the Esse is here for you.
The couch itself is made of a dense, solid foam that has some natural give for increased mobility, and is lined with a moisture-proof material and your choice of fabric.
- ✅ Luxurious
- ✅ Lots of position possibilities
- ✅ Machine washable
- ✅ Discreet
- ❌ Expensive
- ❌ Doesn't spot clean well
The Esse is a staple of sex furniture everywhere. So much so, that Liberator has since come out with over eight variations on the original model (this one), so if you’re interested in the design, but would like to attach restraints, you might want to think about the Black Label Esse, or any from their premium range of bondage sex couches.
That being said, the original Esse is an excellent addition to your sex furniture collection, that doubles as a chaise lounge when not in use. The foam base is ideal for sex, as it is strong and secure, but has some give to contour to your body.
You should buy the Liberator Esse if you...
- Are looking to invest in your sex life
- Enjoy karma sutra positions
- Want to relieve joint pain
- Want to explore new positions
You should not buy the Liberator Esse if you...
- Are on a budget
- Are over 6 foot and don't want to buy the platform
- Want to mount sex toys
- Want to attach restraints
BDSM Liberator Black Label Esse Chaise Sex Lounger
The Esse Chaise from Liberator’s Black Label collection is a faux-leather dream for any kinksters looking to invest in a quality sex couch.
The chaise lounge comes with a narrower body and lower height than the original Esse for easier straddling, a non-slip base, and a moisture-resistant inner liner.
The 12 D-ring connectors located along the base are compatible with any of Liberators premium bondage accessories, and easily concealed when not in use!
- ✅ Bespoke bondage play
- ✅ Stylish
- ✅ Luxurious
- ✅ D-rings hold up to rough play
- ❌ Doesn't include mini scoop
- ❌ Base doesn't have feet
- ❌ Restraints are extra
The Esse Black Label collection is uniquely designed specifically for BDSM, and it is well worth the money. The main benefit of a sex couch is that it relieves pressure on the joints and takes stress off of your body, which is evident in the design of the Black Label Esse Chaise. If you’re taller, however, you may want to think about purchasing one of Liberators Flip Platforms (currently unavailable), which will give you easier access and overall increase your comfort and pleasure. It blends in well with your existing furniture, thanks to the wide range of colors and materials.
You should buy the Liberator Black Label Esse Chaise Sex Lounger if you...
- Want to attach restraints
- Are interested in BDSM/Bondage
- Enjoy the original Esse
- Are looking to invest in your sex life
You should not buy the Liberator Black Label Esse Chaise Sex Lounger if you...
- Are on a budget
- Aren't interested in kink
Zeppelin Cocoon | Special Edition Faux Fur
This uniquely designed sex couch from Liberator is more than just a beanbag. The Zeppelin Cocoon from Liberator is a faux-fur lined, foam-filled couch that adjusts to your needs.
Get ready to cuddle up and get intimately entwined on this cloud like pillow! Lay it flat for use as a pleasure pad, or turn it on its side and curl up on it as an upright seat for some Netflix and chill! Best of all, the Cocoon can double as a guest bed (or your own bed!), and as a comfortable seat for everyday use.
- ✅ Good for beginners
- ✅ Luxurious material
- ✅ Extremely comfortable
- ✅ Great for masturbation
- ❌ No structure
- ❌ Difficult to assemble
- ❌ Limited position options
While the Zeppelin might look just like a fancy bean bag, it actually offers a lot more support, as it’s stuffed with shredded foam instead of balls, which means it keeps it’s shape much more effectively.
It’s extremely soft and comfortable, easily machine-washable, and reasonably versatile. It’s also much more discrete than some of the other sex couches, as to the untrained eye it looks just like a very luxurious beanbag!
It could be great for a luxurious solo session, or some lazy morning sex, but doesn’t function as well for standing or seated positions. This is definitely more for cosy sex than adventurous sex!
You should buy the Zeppelin Cocoon | Special Edition Faux Fur if you...
- Want a versatile couch
- Value comfort
- Want a more casual experience
- Enjoy laying down positions like missionary or anal
You should not buy the Zeppelin Cocoon | Special Edition Faux Fur if you...
- Are looking to attach restraints
- Want a structured couch
- Want to explore standing or seated positions
Comparison of the 6 best sex couches
|Overall score||4.6 / 5.0||3.5 / 5.0||4.5 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0|
|Bedbible rating||4.9 / 5.0||3.0 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||4.9 / 5.0||4.7 / 5.0|
|User rating||4.2 / 5.0|
from 23 users
|4 / 5.0|
from 23 users
|4.3 / 5.0|
from 86 users
|4.7 / 5.0|
from 190 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 20 users
|5 / 5.0|
from 6 users
|Design||90 / 100||60 / 100||95 / 100||80 / 100||90 / 100||80 / 100|
|Ease of use||90 / 100||70 / 100||100 / 100||90 / 100||80 / 100||70 / 100|
|Quality||90 / 100||30 / 100||100 / 100||90 / 100||80 / 100||80 / 100|
|Sound||-||60 / 100||-||-||-||-|
|Power||-||40 / 100||-||-||-||-|
|Length||60 inches||-||Flat: 37 inches||64 inches||68 inches||-|
|Width||20 inches||Pillow: 16 inches||Flat: 19 inches||24 inches||22 inches||-|
|Height||18 inches||Pillow: 12 inches||Flat: 12 inches||24 inches||22 inches||12 inches inches|
|Maximum Weight||600 lbs||-||-||-||-||-|
|Materials||Velvish, polyester, polyurethane||Dildo: PVC||Foam: polyurethane, Cover: polyester||Velvet, polyester, polyurethane foam||Faux leather, polyurethane foam||Faux fur, nylon, foam|
|Insertable length||-||6 inches||-||-||-||-|
|Diameter||-||Dildo: 1.67 inches||-||-||-||72 inches inches|
|Vibration speeds||-||Multiple speeds||-||-||-||-|
|Rechargeable||-||No, battery powered||-||-||-||-|
|Waterproof||-||-||Moisture resistant liner||-||-||-|
|Colors Available||-||-||Black, Platinum, Merlot, Plum, Natural, Espresso||-||-||-|
Switch it Up with a Sex Chair
Sick of sex couches? Just need something a little smaller to store? No worries, we’ve got you covered! You might also be interested in our round-up of the best sex chairs, and our guide on how to use them!
DOMINIX Deluxe Faux Leather Sex Position Enhancer Chair
Marketed as a ‘position enhancer’, this sex chair from DOMINIX lives up to its name. It comes fully assembled, all you have to do is pick your favorite seat! The flat, cushioned surface is ideal for seated restraint play or, if you’re feeling risqué, you could bend over it for a little impact play. The 9-inch hole in the other seat allows for all kinds of oral enjoyment, and is perfect for positions like queening.
Bondage Boutique Sex Position Enhancer Chair
Perfectly designed to sit at the edge of your bed, this sex position enhancer from Bondage Boutique boasts quadruple-layered elastic to assist the top’s bounce, which reduces muscle strain and aching thighs. This is perfect to give you an extra boost, plus, it dismantles easily to tuck underneath when you’re done. Perfect if you’re low on space!
Love Botz Bangin Bench
The Love Botz Bangin’ Bench by Hustler Hollywood is here to take you on the ride of your life, whether it’s face-sitting, riding your favorite dildo, or experimenting with other toys. The elastic seat allows you to bounce, ride, and grind to your heart’s content, and the built-in handlebars give you extra stability and leverage.
Sex Couch Comparison Guide
Investing in a sex couch is a quite an investment, so you want to make sure you are spending your cash on the right one for you! And of course, everyone has slightly different priorities. To make it a little easier, here’s how the sex couches in this review measure up on some important features.
Budget is of course going to be a guiding factor in a purchase this big! The cheapest sex couch in this review is the Fetish Fantasy Hot Seat. Unfortunately, you do lose a lot in terms of quality and versatility, so if you have the budget, I would recommend opting for the second cheapest sex couch, the Liberator Flip Ramp, if you can.
No matter what space limitations you are working with, there’s a sex couch for you! If you are tight on space, I would suggest the Liberator Flip Ramp, as it folds into a neat cube that’s just 19×19 inches and it’s very discreet. If you have no space limitations and want a sex couch to compliment your room, then a the Liberator Essie or Liberator Black Label Essie are great options as they are just so versatile and can also be used as a regular Chaise.
The Equus Wave is the most versatile sex couch in this review as the two separate pieces can be used together or separately to create 5 different configurations to play on!
The Black Label Essie also offers the unique possibility to combine your sex couch with restraints, so I would highly recommend this to anyone who loves exploring bondage!
User Ratings and Popularity
The Liberator Essie is by far the most popular, scoring an impressive 4.7/5 from 190 user ratings — that’s a lot of satisfied customers! I think this is a really great option if you want a standard, full-sized sex couch!
The Black Label Essie has a perfect user score of 5/5 based on 20 ratings, so while it’s not as popular, it does seem to be a big hit!
The Zepplin also has a 5/5 user rating but this is only based on 5 user reviews. Nevertheless, people love this comfy cloud of a sex couch and I would recommend it if you love cuddly, cosy sex.
All of the sex couches from Liberator scored highly for quality, as they really do pay fine attention to detail when it comes to materials! The only product in the review that received a low quality score was the Fetish Fantasy Hot Seat, as it is inflatable, which is less durable, and comes with a porous dildo. It is however a much cheaper option.
Perfect Positions for Your Sex Couch
Having a sex couch can make your regular positions more fun, and fun positions your regular! Here are some position suggestions that are perfect for a sex couch (and a standard couch!).
Doggy style just got a lot more comfortable. Sex couches allow the receiver to fully extend their legs and grind against the couch for added pleasure. The giver can stand fully upright, which relieves pressure on the knees.
Sixty-nining puts a lot of pressure on the hips, right? Not anymore! With a sex couch, you can achieve angles that transfer that pressure to the couch, leaving you to enjoy simultaneous bliss with none of the awkward angling.
This classic position gets a whole lot more comfortable with the aid of a sex couch. A sex couch takes the pressure off the knees and hips, which helps you to enjoy all the right sensations. Plus, this one just gets even cozier if it’s on a standard couch!
Time for a fun one! The pretzel dip involves the partner being penetrated lying on their right side as the penetrator straddles the right leg. The receiver should then curl their left leg over to givers left side. This achieves the same penetration as doggy style, but adds a level of intimacy as you’re facing each other.
Why Get a Sex Couch Anyway?
What’s the point of a sex couch when I already have a couch, we hear you ask? That’s a good question! Here are some of the benefits of having a bespoke sex couch.
The most talked about benefit of a sex couch – for good reason – is pain prevention. If you’re someone with joint issues, someone that has sex often, or just someone that wants the most comfortable possible experience, a sex couch will ease pressure in your joints and muscles.
Sex couches are specifically designed to ease your body into new positions, and to make old favorites more comfortable. Many even come with a guide to all the best positions for the couch you bought!
Sex couches that come with D-rings and addition bondage support are ideal for any range of experience, whether you’re new to bondage, or a pleasure pro! Having a bespoke tool around to assist with bondage can make the world of difference when it comes to comfort, so you can focus on the sensations you actually want to feel.
Let’s face it, not all of us have the cash for a fancy sex couch. But if you find yourself with the disposable income to buy a sex couch, making that investment says to you and your partner that you’re eager and excited to invest in your sex life, which will ultimately make the both of you a lot happier.
How to use a sex couch
Here are some tips on how to incorporate a sex couch into your play!
Many of the sex couches recommended here are easy to assemble, and won’t require too much effort to set up! That being said, if you’re struggling with assembly, there are many great YouTube videos out there detailing the process, with tips and tricks from others that have been where you are!
There’s nothing wrong with riding solo! The Zeppelin Cocoon is perfect for luxury masturbation sessions with your favorite toys (not included), just get yourself comfortable and treat yourself! You might also find that sex couches help you discover new positions while you’re on your own, so you can introduce them to a partner should you wish!
Sex couches are great for exploring and experimenting with new positions for you and your partner. They can also make your favorite positions a whole lot more comfortable!
A sex room is a great investment in your pleasure. If you have the space for it, a dedicated sex room is a fantastic place to put a sex couch, along with other sex furniture that’s sure to boost your play! Plus, it gives you the ability to explore your fantasies with all the necessary equipment at hand.
How to clean a sex couch
It's as important to clean your sex couch as it is to clean the rest of your toys! With all the action they'll be seeing (hopefully!), you'll want to keep them in top condition. It's best to clean immediately after use so that bacteria doesn't linger, stains don't set in, and it's ready to go the next time you're in the mood. Sex couches come in a variety of materials and styles, so make sure you check the instruction manual or manufacturer's guidelines to ensure the best quality clean. Removable covers can usually be washed and dried like any piece of clothing, but you'll want to make sure they're tumble dryer safe, and keep them on a gentle cycle. For extra protection, you can put your cover in a laundry-safe bag to ensure it doesn't fade or get damaged. Sex couches without removable covers can be carefully wiped down with soap and water, or body-safe antibacterial cleaning product.
Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.
Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.
Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.
Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.
If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.
What is a sex couch?
A sex couch is a piece of furniture specifically designed to relieve pressure and pain during sex positions that can be uncomfortable on the body. Many are equipped with restraint clips for bondage play or have built-in connectors for using your favorite toys. The best part is, sex couches are designed to be neutral and blend in with the rest of your furniture, so you won't have any uncomfortable explaining to do when guests come to visit! High-end sex couches can get pretty expensive, but for those on a tight budget, there are plenty of inflatable options available as well.