Fleshlight Universal Launch Review

Personal Experience

When I first unpacked the Fleshlight Universal Launch my reaction was “oh fuck, it’s a monster”, but that feeling very quickly evaporated. On the surface it looks like it’s bigger, bulkier and heavier than the Kiiroo Keon. And, it does weigh just around the same (the Fleshlights are slightly heavier than the Kiiroo Feelstars used for the Keon though). However, the main difference-maker is that the Fleshlight Universal Launch is so much easier to hold because of the handles. I was able to even just use one hand easily.

The noise level

My favorite sleeves with the Fleshlight Universal Launch

My new favorite way of using it

Design

I like almost everything about the Fleshlight Universal Launch. It's a massive upgrade from the bulky and hard-to-handle shape of the first version (called just the Fleshlight Launch). First, adding the handle-bar grips on either side is a genious design move. Second, the strap to keep the Fleshlight in place is designed in a way that makes it easy to pop on almost any other stroker you might wanna try out. This is not the case with the Kiiroo Keon as it's attachment system is only made for Feelstars.

Ease of Use

Everything about the Fleshlight Universal Launch is super simple and straight forward. I didn't look at a manual even once, it's pretty intuitive. It has 1 power button on the right. One "position" button on the left, where you can adjust from what position the stroker should start stroking. Lastly, on each handlebar it has a up-down button that controls the stroke-length and stroke-speed respectively.

Quality

Overall I feel it's a high quality product, it does have some plasticy things, but they don't really seem wonky or give off that cheap feel. It feels heavy and well made. And, having tested it with well over 50+ Fleshlights from my collection and some other strokers I own it still holds up without anything breaking. The plastic holder for your mobile is a bit wobbly, but I don't really use it that much.

Price

The Fleshlight Universal Launch isn't a cheap product, it's around the price of 2-3 Fleshlights. Before getting it, I did consider if getting additional Fleshlights instead made more sense, but I'm very glad I decided against it and bought the Universal Launch. However, the old Fleshlight Launch (the first version that looks more like the Keon) wasn't worth the price.

Performance

With some Fleshlight sleeves, typically the tighter ones with a lot of pronounced textures the Fleshlight launch doesn't work to well. I also experienced some difficulties with using anal sleeves, until I realized I just had to adjust the position on the left button further down. I did find that you need to use a bit more lube that on a manual session, as they typically also go for longer when using the Fleshlight Universal Launch. As you can't stroke exactly as hard, long, or fast as you personally want or need at any minute it does take a bit more time to reach the finish line. But, that's just a bit of edging and a better orgasm at the end of the day - at least in my opinion.

Packaging

It comes in a big square box, wrapped in a plastic like bag between to pieces of cardboard to hold it in place. It has a great level of detail on the box with instructions and cool accessories you can buy and use. I don't really see myself using this as a storage box though, as it isn't too discreet, so I've just gone ahead and used the box that box came in (plain cardboard).

Materials and care

The entire thing is just made of plastic with a backside of some softer plastic. But, as you don't "directly" use it, the cleaning of the Fleshlight Universal Launch is super simple. The times I've gotten "something" on it, it's just a simple wipe with some tissue.

Special feature

The main highlight of the Fleshlight Universal Launch is that its so easy to hold on to and angle, even just with one hand. A feature that seems simple, but just set’s it apart from the competition and is my favorite upgrade from the original Fleshlight Launch.