Lifelike Lover – The 7 Best Realistic Dildos from Lovehoney
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Finding the Perfect Realistic Dildo
When you’re spending your hard earned money, you want to be 100% sure the product you’re spending it on is worth the asking price. Fortunately for you, we’ve taken the time to put each toy below “through the paces” so you can rest assured that—if it’s made it onto this list—it’s worth the investment!
Lovehoney’s brand actually has quite a few different options that didn’t make it onto this list, but we’ve selected the toys below based on our own analysis, manufacturer information, and real-life user feedback.
We give you the 411 on each Lifelike Lover so you’ll know exactly what to expect from each toy (and—perhaps more importantly—what not to expect!). There’s no such thing as the “perfect dildo” because every toy has its flaws. That said, you can’t get much closer to perfection than you will with the toys listed below!
What is a Lifelike Lover?
Lifelike Lover is Lovehoney's brand of “realistic, pleasure-producing dildos”. The brand has multiple sub-categories including “Basic”, “Classic”, “Ultra”, and “Luxe”.
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The 7 Best Lifelike Lover in Test
Luxe Realistic Silicone Dildo
Affordable, well-detailed, and made from silicone, the Lifelike Lover Realistic Silicone Dildo is the perfect all-around dildo!
Measuring six inches long and equipped with a suction cup base, this dildo is offered in four different colors (each with the same design).
You can even use it as a strap-on (provided you have the right size of harness!).
Whether you’re shopping for your first dildo or looking to add to your collection, you can’t go wrong with this Lifelike Lover!
This Lifelike Lover offers amazing value for the money. It’s not even made from PVC (unlike a lot of other alternatives)! That said, while it may be a jack of all trades, these same qualities are the reason that some people may find it a bit lackluster.
Measuring six inches long, this model certainly isn’t going to win any size competitions. It also has a girth of 1.27”, which may be underwhelming for some.
For the average person, we think this dildo is a great option! However, if you’re a self-described size king or queen, this probably isn’t the dildo for you.
Basic Realistic Suction Cup Dildo
If you’re looking for a Lifelike Lover on a budget then this option may have already caught your eye: it costs less than $20!
For that price, you get a 6.5” dildo detailed with large, pronounced veins in your choice of skin tone.
Made from PVC, this flexible, phthalate-free dildo is a great option for a first-time dildo user. However, due to its width of 1.59” and an insertable length of 6”, even the more experienced users will enjoy giving it a go!
This Lifelike Lover is their budget-friendly option. As such, a few cuts have been made. Whether or not these cuts matter to you will decide whether this toy is a good match for you.
Firstly, this toy is made from PVC, rather than silicone. Secondly, the veins on the shaft are oversized, making it look less realistic than alternative models.
That said, the dildo itself performs well, offering decent length and plenty of girth to go around. If you don’t mind the few shortcomings that have been taken with this model then we say it’s a good investment!
Basic Slimline Realistic Anal Dildo
The next Lifelike Lover on this list is the Slimline, a realistic and well-detailed dildo that’s perfect for any—and all—of your anal adventures!
Offered in two skin tones, this dildo has a suction cup base that doubles as a flare for safe anal play.
With a width of 1.27” and an insertable length of 6 inches, the Slimline is sized for the anal beginner.
Combined with the affordable pricing, adding this one to your collection seems like a no-brainer!
The Lifelike Lover Basic Slimline is a beginner-friendly anal dildo. As such, it’s not very big. This works well for its target audience, but it also means that more experienced users probably won’t get much enjoyment out of this toy.
Being made from PVC, you will experience a slight rubbery smell the first time you take this toy out of its box. We recommend washing it before use, and continuing to wash it after every use (this will greatly help the smell go away!).
There’s nothing particularly special about this toy, but it doesn’t claim to be special either. What it is is exactly what is advertised: the perfect introductory anal toy!
Rechargeable Remote Control Dildo
This next Lifelike Lover has a bit more to offer than the previous models. How do you feel about extra length and the inclusion of vibrations?.. cause we think it’s awesome!
Measuring eight inches long—-with 6.5” of insertable length—and equipped with an internal vibrator, this remote-controlled toy has more than one way to satisfy.
Oh, and did we mention that it’s also waterproof? That’s right: you can enjoy remote-controlled vibrations and penetration, both on-land and off!
Compared to a non-vibrating dildo, this Lifelike Lover has a lot to offer your sex life! With vibrations, a suction cup base, the ability to be used safely in water, and a rechargeable internal battery, this toy seems to have it all. However, there are a few additional things to consider.
As noted by a few users, the materials used to make this toy aren’t top-tier, so you shouldn’t expect this toy to last for years. The vibrations themselves aren’t the strongest, but this ultimately comes down to personal preference.
Lastly, the button placement is poor, but this shouldn’t be an issue (since you have a remote!).
It may not be the perfect remote control vibrating dildo, but—considering the low price and decent variety of features—we think it’s worth picking up anyway.
Classic Extra Girthy Dildo
Love the realistic detailing of the dildos we’ve looked at so far, but disappointed by the size of the options? Well, if that’s the case, then we have something for you…
The Lifelike Lover Classic Extra Girthy Dildo! Measuring 9 inches long—-with 7” of insertable length—and equipped with a girthy, 3.02”-thick shaft, this dildo is ready to fill you up.
It can be used either anally or vaginally, making it perfect for any size enthusiast who wants a multi-purpose toy. Equipped with a suction cup base and compatible with strap-on harnesses, this is definitely a dildo you’ll want to add to your collection!
This Lifelike Lover isn’t for the beginner; it’s best suited for the experienced user. If that sounds like you then you’ll probably enjoy this toy! Girthy and lengthy, it provides a pretty good bang for your buck.
That said, it is made of PVC, which is a bit of a downside. Like most dildos, it also doesn’t come with a case for storage, so you’ll need to find a safe, discreet place to store this bad boy yourself.
The few downsides of this dildo are pretty common across other dildos, so—while that doesn’t necessarily excuse them—we wouldn’t consider them deal-breakers. Bottom line: if you like size, you’ll love this toy!
Luxe Posable Strapless Strap-On
Whether you’re a trans man looking for an affirming accessory or a vagina owner simply curious about strapless penetration, this Lifelike Lover toy has you covered!
Simply insert the toy inside of your vagina, adjust as needed, and then give your partner the pounding of their life with this strapless strap-on!
Made of silicone, completely waterproof, flexible, and offering 6 inches of penetrative power, this is a toy you simply have to try!
Like many other strapless strap-on toys, this Lifelike Lover can take some getting used to. Since it doesn’t have straps, you’ll likely need a bit of practice before you can easily position and use this toy. As this is fairly common we can’t really count it against the toy, but it’s nonetheless something you should be aware of.
One thing we really liked about this toy is that it’s made of silicone! This makes it body-safe, which is especially important if you’re planning on wearing it for extended periods of time.
Sure, it’s not perfect, but—for what it is—we think this toy offers excellent value for the money. No matter what you’re planning on using it for, this Lifelike Lover is one you’ll enjoy!
Classic Realistic Ejaculating Dildo
Last on our list of Lifelike Lover toys is the Classic Realistic Ejaculating Dildo!
If experiencing “the money shot” is a big part of your personal play then this toy can definitely help bring your fantasies to life.
Equipped with five inches of insertable length, a realistic-looking shaft, and a bulb to help your toy “cum”, this dildo not only looks great, but it feels amazing as well!
Even if you don’t care about the ejaculating feature, this toy can still be used as a regular dildo, making it a great all-around option.
Many people have complained about the ejaculating function of this Lifelike Lover toy. With these types of toys, such complaints are fairly common. Let’s be honest: getting these types of toys to come “just right” is extremely hard! If you’re not willing to work on getting your technique perfect then this toy may be too frustrating for you.
However, this toy really excels as a general dildo, which is one of its redeeming qualities. The texture and external detailing are extremely realistic, although the size may leave you wishing it was a bit longer.
So, is this toy worth it? Well, that depends. If you’re willing to work towards the perfect technique or just want a well-crafted dildo then it’s a great option. However, if you’re after an easy-to-use toy then you may want to consider other toys.