The 7 Best Dildos

Why I Chose It

I picked out the Vixen Mustang as the Test Winner in this review because it’s a fantastic all-rounder. Whether you’re looking for a companion on your solo adventures, an anal safe dildo, or the perfect strap-on dildo, the Mustang is definitely a crowd-pleaser.

My favorite thing about this dildo is the dual density construction. These dildos really are the cream of the crop when it comes to having a realistic feel to your dildo fun. Isabelle tested this dildo and it became an absolute favorite for her:

“The Mustang is worth every penny, in my humble opinion. I can see it being my go-to dildo for a long while yet, and I have actually found myself choosing it over my favorite clitoral toys, which is high praise indeed! The stimulation is unlike any other silicone dildo I have come across, and I feel sorry for my other dildos — with the Mustang around, I can’t see them getting a lot of action!”

I actually have a Vixen dildo of my own as well (the Vixen Maverick) and it is truly one of my most prized possessions. I especially appreciate how the Vixskin dildos are made with this unique silicone formula that’s slightly more elasticated than regular silicone. It’s super squishy which feels very comfortable and surprisingly lifelike.

The main issue with the Mustang is, however, its lack of a real suction cup base. It won’t stick to the shower wall or other smooth surfaces for hands-free riding in the same way a suction cup dildo does.

It is also a very expensive dildo! Although, when it comes to Vixen Vixskin dildos, I can honestly only recommend saving up for one. It’s super durable and will last a lifetime with the proper care. It’s worth the investment if you ask me!

Why I Chose It

This is one of the best dildos out there that won’t break the bank but still doesn’t compromise with quality or sensation. Ashley, who tested the Lovehoney Curved 7″ Silicone Suction Cup Dildo for us, gave it a glowing recommendation and outstanding ratings on both design, ease of use, and quality!

“The quality of the Lovehoney Curved 7″ Silicone Suction Cup Dildo is very good! The silicone doesn’t feel cheap, and it’s very smooth and soft. It’s sturdy, but still flexible as it needs to be for play. The suction cup is also great quality. It sticks very well, and it has a small insert in the bottom, perfect for a small bullet vibrator!”

What makes it stand out for me is the small space to put a vibrator. A good silicone suction cup dildo is already pretty versatile as is. Add some optional vibrations to that mix, and you’ve got access to a lot of different sensations and different ways to enjoy your dildo.

Variety and versatility is a huge plus especially when you consider to low price! Taking into account that the curved shaft helps hit all the right spots, I can assure you that you’re getting plenty of bang for your buck with this dildo.

Of course, it’s a bit too flexible for super intense g-spot or prostate massage. I can imagine that it won’t be quite satisfying enough for more seasoned users. That said, I believe beginners and intermediate users will still find it to be a great dildo at a great price.

Why I Chose It

The Tantus Charmer is my top pick for a beginner-friendly dildo because of it’s high quality, unique shape, and slim diameter.

At its widest point this dildo is only 1.1 inches in diameter. It’s even smaller near the base of the toy. This shape makes deep penetration seem less intense. There’s more pressure on the g-spot or prostate while the slimmer part of the shaft feels less intense around the opening of the vagina or anus.

This makes it super accessible even for complete beginners. Not only those who haven’t used a dildo before but also for those who haven’t experienced penetration at all. The tapered tip also makes insertion a tad bit easier.

Isabelle also tested the Tantus Charmer and was generally impressed by it. Although, since she’s a lot more experienced with larger dildos, she preferred using it as an anal toy:

“I really like the Tantus Charmer as an anal dildo, and think it’s well worth the investment. If you are looking for a dildo to use vaginally, bear in mind that, unlike many dildos, the shaft get’s narrower towards the base, so you might not get that full feeling with the whole dildo inserted. You can use the tip for some good g-spot stimulation though.”

Since it can be easily sterilized, it’s an ideal dildo to use both anally and vaginally. It’s great for using/sharing with your partner, or for exploring pegging or general strap-on play.

Overall, this is a great tool for beginners to dip their toes into the world of penetrative pleasure. For the price, I just wish it had a suction cup base!

Why I Chose It

Here’s Johnny! Don’t worry, he’s just here to make you forget that you’re actually using a dildo and not a real penis. The Vixen Vixskin Johnny is my top pick for the most realistic dildo because it gets top scores both in terms of design and performance. Kasia had the pleasure of testing Johnny. Here’s what she had to say about it:

“But this dildo is not just the looks, it does feel very similar to an erect penis. The dual-density feature is a life-changer for me, it provides a much better experience than any other silicone toy I’ve tried. Sure, it’s a bit pricey, but if you want to experience a premium-quality dildo with ultra realistic features, Johnny is the one!”

Here we go again with the dual density and the extra elasticated Vixskin silicone formula. The solid core and the squishy outer layer all come together to create an unbelievably realistic feeling dildo.

Of course, he’s got the looks to go with the name too. The details are super realistic and add some nice lifelike texture to the experience. Kasia also mentions that the squishy balls provide a comfortable bumper pad and provide some good grip as well. We love a multifunctional testicular feature!

The girth is on the larger side but the flexibility makes it a lot easier to take for both intermediate and experienced users.

As with most Vixen dildos, it’s definitely an investment. That said, it’s an investment I can wholeheartedly stand behind. With proper care and maintenance, you’ve got an amazing dildo for life. It’s works for anal play and fits in strap-on harness as well. My only point of critique is the lack of a suction cup on the base.

Why I Chose It

I’ve included the njoy Pure Wand because it is an undeniable classic in the world of dildos. Yes, it has a spot in the dildo Hall of Fame. It has that spot for a reason. As Isabelle, who tested it out, described it, the njoy Pure Wand can help you change how you view your g-spot! No longer just a side dish, the Pure Wand allows your g-spot (or prostate) to become the real star of the show.

The curved design with the double-ended design looks simple but actually offers so much variation and sensation. The shape makes it incredibly easy to repeatedly stimulate your g-spot and the weighted steel intensifies the sensation. I’ve tried a similar metal dildo, the Le Wand Hoop, and I can only confirm that the feeling takes penetration to a whole new level.

If you’re looking for a simple, sleek, and luxurious sex toy that doesn’t look or feel like your average dildo, but love deep internal massage, this is the one for you.

It is, however, very expensive. That said, if you’re able and willing to make a real investment in your pleasure and sexual exploration, then you can’t go wrong with it. Similarly to the Vixen dildos, this will definitely be a dildo that lasts a lifetime (if not more). Metal dildos are also just a dream to handle. They’re compatible with all kinds of lubes, ideal for temperature play, non-porous, and hypoallergenic.

Why I Chose It

I could not complete a round-up review of the best dildos out there without including a curved, glass dildo. On my personal dildo journey, this was genuinely life changing. I’m not trying to be dramatic. I’m trying to tell you that glass dildos are in a league of their own. They share a lot of benefits with metal dildos. They’re non-porous, hypoallergenic, compatible with all lubes, easy to clean and sterilize, and provide really firm stimulation. The key difference? They weigh less than metal dildos and therefore a bit more accessible to beginners.

What made the Lovehoney Sensual Glass Double-Ended G-Spot Dildo stand out for me was the simple, elegant, and ergonomic design. I always appreciate when glass dildos are double-ended. It adds more versatility, variety, and I personally think it makes them look so distinguished. The two ends have slightly different shapes and sizes. This means that you have options to choose from depending on your mood, experience level, or whether you’re using it vaginally or anally.

Unless you drastically dislike firm penetration, I think this dildo would be great for most beginners as well. The slim shaft is super comfortable when inserted, and it’s completely smooth and free of any texture. Of course, my favorite thing about this glass dildo is how the bulbous tips and the curved shape assist in delivering some impressive g-spot stimulation.

Our tester did mention that it got very slippery with lube (which is often the case with smooth glass and metal dildos). Keep this in mind if you struggle with limited hand or finger strength or limited dexterity. That said, it’s a great dildo for couples to use together for some *assistance*.

For such a low price, you’re really getting a lot of bang for your buck. Even though it isn’t as durable as metal or silicone, it’s still extremely long-lasting with the proper care. Once again, you’ll have a versatile, affordable, and downright stunning dildo for life!

Why I Chose It

There are a few different reasons I wanted to include The Boss in this review. First of all, if you love riding your dildos hands-free and want something with a suction cup that won’t quit, The Boss will see you now. I had the pleasure of testing this dildo myself, and I cannot count the amount of times I’ve almost pulled a whole dresser or chair with me as I went to pick up the dildo stuck to a surface!

Some would say that the firmness or lack of flexibility in this dildo is a con. For me, it was actually a huge pro. I usually opt for metal or glass dildos for firm internal massage, but in terms of silicone dildos, this is the best one I’ve used for g-spot stimulation. Don’t sleep on the firmness!

Like other Fun Factory toys, the silicone that the Boss dildo is made from is not as silky smooth as you might expect. It has a grippy roughness that some may find strange, but it is still super high-quality silicone. I found that I just need to keep some extra lube on hand to avoid any friction. That said, I am a little annoyed that it so easily picks up dust or lint from it’s surroundings. I could definitely live without that.