Selfdelve – The 6 Best Dildos for Getting Frisky with Food

Isabelle Uren
by Isabelle Uren
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Rustle a whole feast of fun with SelfDelve’s incredible range of realistic fruit and veg dildos. Playing with your food never felt so good! In this review, we’ll give you the low down on our favorite SelfDelve dildos that really do look good enough to eat.

How Did We Review these SelfDelve Dildos

There’s a lot that goes into writing a round up review as we want to equip you with as much useful information as possible, so you can find a dildo that you will love! We put over 20 hours into writing this review alone! On top of all of our standard ratings, there were some special considerations when reviewing these SelfDelve dildos:

  • How firm is the dildo?
  • How intense are the textural details?
  • Is designed to target a specific erogenous zone?
  • Who is the size best suited to?
How Did We Review these SelfDelve Dildos

FAQ

How firm are SelfDelve dildos?
There are three different types of silicone used in SelfDelve dildos — soft, medium, and firm.
What lube can I use with SelfDelve dildos?
SelfDelve recommend using the Pjur water-based lubricants as these have been tested but any water-based lubrication is fine to use!
How do the SelfDelve dildos change color?
SelfDelve add thermochromic pigments to their silicone, which changes color when heated by your body or in warm water.

What is a Selfdelve Dildo?

SelfDelve make high-quality silicone dildos and sex toys that look exactly food. While their main focus is dildos, they also make butt plugs, sleeves, and ball gags. They have three ranges — the Garden of Eden range features fruit and vegetable dildos, and the Silicone Sweets range has delicious candy themed sex toys! These dildos don't only look delicious, they feel incredible too! The range has interesting textures that add delicious stimulation. Not to mention, they are incredibly discreet!

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The 7 Best SelfDelve Dildos in Test

1 Test Winner

SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo

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Indulge in some sweet seduction with this beautiful marshmallow from SelfDelve. The soft, squishy dildo feels incredible to squeeze, and the colorful twists add some delicious texture that pleases with every movement. This sweet treat is made from body-safe silicone and comes in it’s very own storage tin.

SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo test
SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo features
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BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Marshmallow if you...
love a sweet treat!
prefer softer silicone dildos
want a dildo for vaginal use
enjoy dildos with pronounced textures
You should NOT buy the Marshmallow if you...
prefer a firmer dildo
want an anal safe dildo
SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo features
Features
Length8.75 inches
Insertable length7.75 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin 
Pros
Pretty, playful design
Soft silicone
Pronounced textures
Comes with a storage tin
Cons
Not anal safe
Can get slippery with lube
Conclusion

Did you ever see a more delicious looking dildo! Whether you have a food fetish or just love a cute design, this marshmallow dildo is a dream! The twisting texture is deep enough that you can really feel it and get a good massage as you move it. The end can become a little slippery if you get lube on it, but aside from that, this is an amazing dildo!

2 Beginners

SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo

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Get fruity with SelfDelve’s banana dildo! This curved beauty is designed to please your g-spot with a delicious massage. With a medium firmness and smaller size, this banana dildo is a great beginner’s option. Plus you can watch the banana ripen from green to yellow as it changes color with your body temperature.

SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo test
SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo features
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BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Curved Banana if you...
love a curved g-spot dildo
like the idea of a color changing dildo
enjoy a medium firm dildo
You should NOT buy the Curved Banana if you...
want a dildo for anal use
don't enjoy a pronounced curve
prefer a full feeling
SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo features
Features
Length9 inches
Insertable length6.3 inches
Diameter1.3 - 1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
Deep curve for g-spot pleasure
Heat reactive color change
Fun discreet design
Comes with a storage tin
Cons
Not anal safe
Might be too curved for some
Conclusion

Ah the banana — the most sexually suggestive of all the fruits! This curved dildo makes it really easy to target the front wall of your vagina for some great g-spot stimulation. It’s also pretty funny to watch the color ‘ripen’ — what a super power! The size is unintimidating and is suitable for anyone who has some experience of penetration, either with a dildo or penis.

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SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo

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Enjoy deep stimulation with this curved cucumber dildo. Measuring 0.9 inches in diameter at the narrowest point and 1.6 inches at the widest point and a juicy 10 inches long, this dildo has a lot to offer! The design has a light texture that adds a subtle layer of stimulation and adds to the realism of the cucumber. Made with SelfDelve’s medium firm silicone, the cucumber dildo is firm but flexible.

SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo test
SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo features
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BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Curved Cucumber if you...
love intense g-spot stimulation
are looking for deeper penetration
prefer light textures
You should NOT buy the Curved Cucumber if you...
prefer a shorter toy
SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo features
Features
Length10.6 inches
Insertable length9 inches
Diameter0.9 - 1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
Intense curve for targeted g-spot stimulation
Color changes with heat
Light texture
Fun, realistic design
Cons
Too long for beginners
Curve might be too intense for some
Conclusion

This dildo has a similar diameter to the banana dildo, but it’s longer and has a more intense curve, making it more intense to use and best suited to those with some experience who are looking for a long dildo for deeper penetration. The design is super realistic and like SelfDelve’s other dildos, it changes color from dark to light green as it heats up. The textural details on the cucumber are very subtle and can’t be felt so much when in use.

4 Cervix

SelfDelve Pepper Dildo

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Can you handle the spice? Turn up the heat with this hot chili dildo! The thin tapered tip measures just 0.5 inches, and at 9.25 inches long, is perfect for exploring deeper stimulation of the a-spot or cervix. The diameter increases down the shaft, reaching a satisfying 1.75 inches at the widest point. Enjoy watching the color transform from red to orange as the your body heats the silicone.

SelfDelve Pepper Dildo test
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You should buy the Pepper if you...
love a bit of spice!
want to explore deep vaginal stimulation
enjoy targeted, pinpoint stimulation
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prefer a rounded or bulbous tip
want a soft dildo
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Features
Length9.25 inches
Insertable length8 inches
Diameter1 - 2 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin 
Pros
Spicy and discreet design
Tapered tip for pinpoint massage
Perfect for cervix stimulation
Firm silicone
Color changes with body heat
Cons
Tip might be too pointy for some
Unusual shape won't suit all tastes
Conclusion

This is the perfect sex toy for all the spice lovers out there! The irregular shape can feel a little unusual and probably won’t suit anyone looking for a full feeling but it is great for targeted stimulation. This is the absolute only time I would recommend putting a chili anywhere near your vulva! The chili is made using firm silicone, so if you love soft, squishy dildos, this won’t be the one for you, but it’s amazing for anyone that loves a firm touch.

5 Wide Girth

SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo

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The sexual innuendo is strong in this one! We all know what it means! But now it’s not only an emoji — you can enjoy an eggplant for real! Made from deliciously soft silicone with a bulbous end, the eggplant dildo delivers a wonderfully full sensation. As your body warms the dildo, the color transforms from a deep purple to a vivid blue.

SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo test
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love girthy toys
prefer smooth textures
enjoy soft silicone
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want a firm dildo
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Features
Length7.9 inches
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.6 - 2.4 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin 
Pros
Satisfying girth
Cheeky eggplant design
Soft silicone
Bulbous tip for extreme feelings of fullness
Color changing
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Too thick for those with less experience
Conclusion

Usually it’s the eggplant getting stuffed, but not this time! This girthy, soft dildo is perfect for anyone that loves a full feeling sensation and is great to clench around. As the dildo is 2.4 inches at it’s widest point, this is definitely one for those with more experience of girthy toys and you will want to use a good amount of lubrication to help things along!

6 Textured

Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo

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It’s corn! A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (lube). Corn really has had it’s five minutes fame recently but SelfDelve were ahead of the game with this amazing corn dildo. The intricate, knobbly texture provides teasing stimulation as you move the dildo in and out or round and round. The soft silicone also changes from dark to light yellow with heat.

Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo test
Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo features
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You should buy the Corn on the Cob if you...
love textured dildos
prefer a softer dildo
want a dildo for grinding against
You should NOT buy the Corn on the Cob if you...
want a firm dildo
prefer smooth dildos
want an anal dildo
Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo features
Features
Length7.9 inches
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
Delicious textures add stimulation
Great for internal or external stimulation
Soft silicone
Color changes when warm
Cons
Too soft for some
Conclusion

This is by far the best option for anyone who loves a textured dildo — the kernels create a rippling sensation as they glide in and out. The soft silicone also makes this feel even better and prevents it from being too intense. As well as feeling great internally, the texture of corn dildo can feel fantastic for external clitoral stimulation. The color change is more subtle in this dildo as it only changes from dark to light yellow.

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Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo

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The textured tip of this asparagus dildo feels fantastic for clitoral or g-spot stimulation. Made from firm silicone, the dildo holds its shape, making it great for a firm massage. At 9.3 inches long, you can also explore deeper stimulation for some A-spot pleasure! The asparagus has a purple tip and green stem at room temperature that changes to a light green when heated.

Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo test
Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo features
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You should buy the Asparagus if you...
enjoy textured dildos
prefer a slim design
want a firm dildo
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want a feeling of fullness
prefer a soft dildo
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Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo features
Features
Length9.3 inches
Diameter0.9 - 1.4 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
Firm, slim wand style dildo
Tapered tip
Textured tip for unique sensations
Color changing
Cons
Tip might be too pointy for some
Slim design won't suit all tastes
Conclusion

This is definitely a more unusual texture when it comes to dildos with most of the texture concentrated in the tip. While this might not be to everyone’s liking, it can feel great when massaged over your g-spot or clitoris. The firm, thin design makes it easy to explore deep targeted stimulation of the A-spot as well.

Self Delve Anal Plug

Given the realism and the fact that most fruits and veggies don’t come with a flared base for anal safe play, most of Selfdelve’s toys are only suitable for external or vaginal play. However, they do have an incredibly cute mushroom butt plug!

Why Choose a Veggie dildo?

Even after seeing all of these amazing designs, you might be thinking but why would I want a dildo that looks like a vegetable? While having your way with a Selfdelve dildo doesn’t count as one of your five a day, there are plenty of other reasons to bag yourself a food-based dildo!

Explore a food play safely

Explore a food play safely

Explore a food play safely

We’ve all heard of someone using a banana or a cucumber in a pinch. And for some people, food has a certain sexual appeal. Unfortunately, using real food as a dildo comes with some serious risks. Purpose-made silicone dildos, on the other hand, are a safe way to have sex with food!

Discreet

Discreet

Discreet

The artistry in Selfdelve’s dildo is incredible and you would be hard pushed to guess these were dildos. You don’t know unless you know, ya know!

Interesting textures

Interesting textures

Interesting textures

Fruits and veggies have lots interesting textural details like bumpy corn on the cob or asparagus leaves! These details add extra pleasing sensations as you move the dildo.

Fun

Fun

Fun

And maybe the most obvious reason of all! They are so much fun! Sex should be playful and what better way than with a mushroom butt plug or eggplant dildo, especially ones that change color with your body heat!

How to use a Selfdelve Dildo

The majority of Selfdelve dildos are made for external or vaginal use as they don’t have a flared base. Here’s how to use yours for maximum pleasure.

How to use a Selfdelve Dildo

Use lube!

Use lube!

Add plenty of water-based lubrication to your dildo.

Explore external erogenous zones

How to use a Selfdelve Dildo

The textural details on Selfdelve’s dildos can feel fantastic when rubbed against your nipples, clitoris, labia, or perineum for some food-based foreplay.

How to use a Selfdelve Dildo
How to use a Selfdelve Dildo

Explore internal pleasure

Explore internal pleasure

Curved dildos are great for some deep g-spot massage, while long slim designs are perfect for exploring a-spot or deep stimulation. Remember, use plenty of lube and take it slowly!

How to clean a SelfDelve dildo

You can clean your SelfDelve dildo using warm water and a mild soap or sex toy cleaner. It can also be heated in boiling water for a deep clean. SelfDelve say that it can safely be heated to 356°F.

Porous
materials

Soft plastic, hard plastic, jelly, rubber, Cyberskin are all porous materials, meaning that small particles and bacteria can penetrate the surface. This makes it impossible to completely clean these types of materials.

Therefore, it is recommended that you use a condom with these types of toys, especially if you are sharing them. Clean these toys with mild soapy water and dry gently with a towel. These materials are more easily damaged, so be sure to be gentle and make sure your toys are completely dry before storing.

Non-propous
materials

Silicone, glass, stainless steel and some hard plastics can all be washed using a mild soap (like you would use on your body) and warm water. Just be careful if your toy contains electrical parts.

Silicone and stainless steel toys without any electrical parts can also be boiled for sterilisation.

The toys with electrical
components

If your toys contain electrical components, be extra careful when cleaning them and always check the instructions provided with the toy. You can use a gentle cloth and soap to wipe or sex toy cleaner or cleaning wipe to down your toy, making sure that no water comes into contact with the electrical parts.

Author
Isabelle Uren
Isabelle Uren
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
All-time favorite sex toy: Lelo Sila
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