Selfdelve – The 6 Best Dildos for Getting Frisky with Food
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How Did We Review these SelfDelve Dildos
There’s a lot that goes into writing a round up review as we want to equip you with as much useful information as possible, so you can find a dildo that you will love! We put over 20 hours into writing this review alone! On top of all of our standard ratings, there were some special considerations when reviewing these SelfDelve dildos:
- How firm is the dildo?
- How intense are the textural details?
- Is designed to target a specific erogenous zone?
- Who is the size best suited to?
What is a Selfdelve Dildo?
SelfDelve make high-quality silicone dildos and sex toys that look exactly food. While their main focus is dildos, they also make butt plugs, sleeves, and ball gags. They have three ranges — the Garden of Eden range features fruit and vegetable dildos, and the Silicone Sweets range has delicious candy themed sex toys! These dildos don't only look delicious, they feel incredible too! The range has interesting textures that add delicious stimulation. Not to mention, they are incredibly discreet!
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The 7 Best SelfDelve Dildos in Test
SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo
Indulge in some sweet seduction with this beautiful marshmallow from SelfDelve. The soft, squishy dildo feels incredible to squeeze, and the colorful twists add some delicious texture that pleases with every movement. This sweet treat is made from body-safe silicone and comes in it’s very own storage tin.
Did you ever see a more delicious looking dildo! Whether you have a food fetish or just love a cute design, this marshmallow dildo is a dream! The twisting texture is deep enough that you can really feel it and get a good massage as you move it. The end can become a little slippery if you get lube on it, but aside from that, this is an amazing dildo!
SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo
Get fruity with SelfDelve’s banana dildo! This curved beauty is designed to please your g-spot with a delicious massage. With a medium firmness and smaller size, this banana dildo is a great beginner’s option. Plus you can watch the banana ripen from green to yellow as it changes color with your body temperature.
Ah the banana — the most sexually suggestive of all the fruits! This curved dildo makes it really easy to target the front wall of your vagina for some great g-spot stimulation. It’s also pretty funny to watch the color ‘ripen’ — what a super power! The size is unintimidating and is suitable for anyone who has some experience of penetration, either with a dildo or penis.
SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo
Enjoy deep stimulation with this curved cucumber dildo. Measuring 0.9 inches in diameter at the narrowest point and 1.6 inches at the widest point and a juicy 10 inches long, this dildo has a lot to offer! The design has a light texture that adds a subtle layer of stimulation and adds to the realism of the cucumber. Made with SelfDelve’s medium firm silicone, the cucumber dildo is firm but flexible.
This dildo has a similar diameter to the banana dildo, but it’s longer and has a more intense curve, making it more intense to use and best suited to those with some experience who are looking for a long dildo for deeper penetration. The design is super realistic and like SelfDelve’s other dildos, it changes color from dark to light green as it heats up. The textural details on the cucumber are very subtle and can’t be felt so much when in use.
SelfDelve Pepper Dildo
Can you handle the spice? Turn up the heat with this hot chili dildo! The thin tapered tip measures just 0.5 inches, and at 9.25 inches long, is perfect for exploring deeper stimulation of the a-spot or cervix. The diameter increases down the shaft, reaching a satisfying 1.75 inches at the widest point. Enjoy watching the color transform from red to orange as the your body heats the silicone.
This is the perfect sex toy for all the spice lovers out there! The irregular shape can feel a little unusual and probably won’t suit anyone looking for a full feeling but it is great for targeted stimulation. This is the absolute only time I would recommend putting a chili anywhere near your vulva! The chili is made using firm silicone, so if you love soft, squishy dildos, this won’t be the one for you, but it’s amazing for anyone that loves a firm touch.
SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo
The sexual innuendo is strong in this one! We all know what it means! But now it’s not only an emoji — you can enjoy an eggplant for real! Made from deliciously soft silicone with a bulbous end, the eggplant dildo delivers a wonderfully full sensation. As your body warms the dildo, the color transforms from a deep purple to a vivid blue.
Usually it’s the eggplant getting stuffed, but not this time! This girthy, soft dildo is perfect for anyone that loves a full feeling sensation and is great to clench around. As the dildo is 2.4 inches at it’s widest point, this is definitely one for those with more experience of girthy toys and you will want to use a good amount of lubrication to help things along!
Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo
It’s corn! A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (lube). Corn really has had it’s five minutes fame recently but SelfDelve were ahead of the game with this amazing corn dildo. The intricate, knobbly texture provides teasing stimulation as you move the dildo in and out or round and round. The soft silicone also changes from dark to light yellow with heat.
This is by far the best option for anyone who loves a textured dildo — the kernels create a rippling sensation as they glide in and out. The soft silicone also makes this feel even better and prevents it from being too intense. As well as feeling great internally, the texture of corn dildo can feel fantastic for external clitoral stimulation. The color change is more subtle in this dildo as it only changes from dark to light yellow.
Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo
The textured tip of this asparagus dildo feels fantastic for clitoral or g-spot stimulation. Made from firm silicone, the dildo holds its shape, making it great for a firm massage. At 9.3 inches long, you can also explore deeper stimulation for some A-spot pleasure! The asparagus has a purple tip and green stem at room temperature that changes to a light green when heated.
This is definitely a more unusual texture when it comes to dildos with most of the texture concentrated in the tip. While this might not be to everyone’s liking, it can feel great when massaged over your g-spot or clitoris. The firm, thin design makes it easy to explore deep targeted stimulation of the A-spot as well.
Comparison of the 7 best SelfDelve Dildos
|Best||Test Winner||Beginners||G-Spot||Cervix||Wide Girth||Textured||null|
|Overall score||5.0 / 5.0||-||-||-||-||4.2 / 5.0||-|
|Bedbible rating||5.0 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0||4.7 / 5.0||5.0 / 5.0||4.9 / 5.0||4.8 / 5.0|
|User rating||5 / 5.0|
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from 2 users
|Design||100 / 100||100 / 100||95 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100|
|Ease of use||95 / 100||95 / 100||90 / 100||85 / 100||100 / 100||95 / 100||90 / 100|
|Quality||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100||100 / 100|
|Length||8.75 inches||9 inches||10.6 inches||9.25 inches||7.9 inches||7.9 inches||9.3 inches|
|Insertable length||7.75 inches||6.3 inches||9 inches||8 inches||6.5 inches||6.5 inches||-|
|Diameter||1.6 inches||1.3 - 1.6 inches||0.9 - 1.6 inches||1 - 2 inches||1.6 - 2.4 inches||1.6 inches||0.9 - 1.4 inches|
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Self Delve Anal Plug
Given the realism and the fact that most fruits and veggies don’t come with a flared base for anal safe play, most of Selfdelve’s toys are only suitable for external or vaginal play. However, they do have an incredibly cute mushroom butt plug!
Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug
It might not be the magic kind of mushroom but this beautiful butt plug will take your tush on a trip! This slim butt plug is made from color-changing silicone that transforms to a yellow color with your body heat!
Why Choose a Veggie dildo?
Even after seeing all of these amazing designs, you might be thinking but why would I want a dildo that looks like a vegetable? While having your way with a Selfdelve dildo doesn’t count as one of your five a day, there are plenty of other reasons to bag yourself a food-based dildo!