Selfdelve – The 6 Best Dildos for Getting Frisky with Food

Isabelle Uren
by Isabelle Uren
best SelfDelve Dildo in test
Rustle a whole feast of fun with SelfDelve’s incredible range of realistic fruit and veg dildos. Playing with your food never felt so good! In this review, we’ll give you the low down on our favorite SelfDelve dildos that really do look good enough to eat.
Test WinnerBeginnersG-SpotCervix Wide GirthTextured
Marshmallow
Curved Banana
Curved Cucumber
Pepper
Eggplant
Corn on the Cob
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How Did We Review these SelfDelve Dildos

There’s a lot that goes into writing a round up review as we want to equip you with as much useful information as possible, so you can find a dildo that you will love! We put over 20 hours into writing this review alone! On top of all of our standard ratings, there were some special considerations when reviewing these SelfDelve dildos:

  • How firm is the dildo?
  • How intense are the textural details?
  • Is designed to target a specific erogenous zone?
  • Who is the size best suited to?
How Did We Review these SelfDelve Dildos

FAQ

How firm are SelfDelve dildos?
There are three different types of silicone used in SelfDelve dildos — soft, medium, and firm.
What lube can I use with SelfDelve dildos?
SelfDelve recommend using the Pjur water-based lubricants as these have been tested but any water-based lubrication is fine to use!
How do the SelfDelve dildos change color?
SelfDelve add thermochromic pigments to their silicone, which changes color when heated by your body or in warm water.

What is a Selfdelve Dildo?

SelfDelve make high-quality silicone dildos and sex toys that look exactly food. While their main focus is dildos, they also make butt plugs, sleeves, and ball gags. They have three ranges — the Garden of Eden range features fruit and vegetable dildos, and the Silicone Sweets range has delicious candy themed sex toys! These dildos don't only look delicious, they feel incredible too! The range has interesting textures that add delicious stimulation. Not to mention, they are incredibly discreet!

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The 7 Best SelfDelve Dildos in Test

1 Test Winner

SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo

Design:

Rating: Marshmallow was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Marshmallow was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
Quality:

Rating: Marshmallow was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Marshmallow was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Marshmallow was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Marshmallow.

5.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Marshmallow was rated 5.0 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

5.0/5.0

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Indulge in some sweet seduction with this beautiful marshmallow from SelfDelve. The soft, squishy dildo feels incredible to squeeze, and the colorful twists add some delicious texture that pleases with every movement. This sweet treat is made from body-safe silicone and comes in it’s very own storage tin.

SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo test
SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner

The SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Marshmallow if you...
You should buylove a sweet treat!
You should buyprefer softer silicone dildos
You should buywant a dildo for vaginal use
You should buyenjoy dildos with pronounced textures
You should NOT buy the Marshmallow if you...
You should NOT buyprefer a firmer dildo
You should NOT buywant an anal safe dildo
SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo features
Features
Length8.75 inches
Insertable length7.75 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin 
Pros
ProsPretty, playful design
ProsSoft silicone
ProsPronounced textures
ProsComes with a storage tin
Cons
ConsNot anal safe
ConsCan get slippery with lube
Conclusion

Did you ever see a more delicious looking dildo! Whether you have a food fetish or just love a cute design, this marshmallow dildo is a dream! The twisting texture is deep enough that you can really feel it and get a good massage as you move it. The end can become a little slippery if you get lube on it, but aside from that, this is an amazing dildo!

2 Beginners

SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo

Design:

Rating: Curved Banana was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Curved Banana was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
Quality:

Rating: Curved Banana was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Curved Banana was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Curved Banana was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Curved Banana .

5.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Curved Banana was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

Get fruity with SelfDelve’s banana dildo! This curved beauty is designed to please your g-spot with a delicious massage. With a medium firmness and smaller size, this banana dildo is a great beginner’s option. Plus you can watch the banana ripen from green to yellow as it changes color with your body temperature.

SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo test
SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner

The SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo was rated 0 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Curved Banana if you...
You should buylove a curved g-spot dildo
You should buylike the idea of a color changing dildo
You should buyenjoy a medium firm dildo
You should NOT buy the Curved Banana if you...
You should NOT buywant a dildo for anal use
You should NOT buydon't enjoy a pronounced curve
You should NOT buyprefer a full feeling
SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo features
Features
Length9 inches
Insertable length6.3 inches
Diameter1.3 - 1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
ProsDeep curve for g-spot pleasure
ProsHeat reactive color change
ProsFun discreet design
ProsComes with a storage tin
Cons
ConsNot anal safe
ConsMight be too curved for some
Conclusion

Ah the banana — the most sexually suggestive of all the fruits! This curved dildo makes it really easy to target the front wall of your vagina for some great g-spot stimulation. It’s also pretty funny to watch the color ‘ripen’ — what a super power! The size is unintimidating and is suitable for anyone who has some experience of penetration, either with a dildo or penis.

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SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo

Design:

Rating: Curved Cucumber was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

95/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Curved Cucumber was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Curved Cucumber was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Curved Cucumber was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Curved Cucumber was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Curved Cucumber.

4.8/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Curved Cucumber was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

Enjoy deep stimulation with this curved cucumber dildo. Measuring 0.9 inches in diameter at the narrowest point and 1.6 inches at the widest point and a juicy 10 inches long, this dildo has a lot to offer! The design has a light texture that adds a subtle layer of stimulation and adds to the realism of the cucumber. Made with SelfDelve’s medium firm silicone, the cucumber dildo is firm but flexible.

SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo test
SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo was rated 40 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Curved Cucumber if you...
You should buylove intense g-spot stimulation
You should buyare looking for deeper penetration
You should buyprefer light textures
You should NOT buy the Curved Cucumber if you...
You should NOT buyprefer a shorter toy
SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo features
Features
Length10.6 inches
Insertable length9 inches
Diameter0.9 - 1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
ProsIntense curve for targeted g-spot stimulation
ProsColor changes with heat
ProsLight texture
ProsFun, realistic design
Cons
ConsToo long for beginners
ConsCurve might be too intense for some
Conclusion

This dildo has a similar diameter to the banana dildo, but it’s longer and has a more intense curve, making it more intense to use and best suited to those with some experience who are looking for a long dildo for deeper penetration. The design is super realistic and like SelfDelve’s other dildos, it changes color from dark to light green as it heats up. The textural details on the cucumber are very subtle and can’t be felt so much when in use.

4 Cervix

SelfDelve Pepper Dildo

Design:

Rating: Pepper was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Pepper was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

85/100
Quality:

Rating: Pepper was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Pepper was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Pepper was rated 4.7 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Pepper.

4.7/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Pepper was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

Can you handle the spice? Turn up the heat with this hot chili dildo! The thin tapered tip measures just 0.5 inches, and at 9.25 inches long, is perfect for exploring deeper stimulation of the a-spot or cervix. The diameter increases down the shaft, reaching a satisfying 1.75 inches at the widest point. Enjoy watching the color transform from red to orange as the your body heats the silicone.

SelfDelve Pepper Dildo test
Recommended for the beginner and intermediate

The SelfDelve Pepper Dildo was rated 30 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Pepper if you...
You should buylove a bit of spice!
You should buywant to explore deep vaginal stimulation
You should buyenjoy targeted, pinpoint stimulation
You should NOT buy the Pepper if you...
You should NOT buyprefer a rounded or bulbous tip
You should NOT buywant a soft dildo
You should NOT buywant an anal dildo
Features
Length9.25 inches
Insertable length8 inches
Diameter1 - 2 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin 
Pros
ProsSpicy and discreet design
ProsTapered tip for pinpoint massage
ProsPerfect for cervix stimulation
ProsFirm silicone
ProsColor changes with body heat
Cons
ConsTip might be too pointy for some
ConsUnusual shape won't suit all tastes
Conclusion

This is the perfect sex toy for all the spice lovers out there! The irregular shape can feel a little unusual and probably won’t suit anyone looking for a full feeling but it is great for targeted stimulation. This is the absolute only time I would recommend putting a chili anywhere near your vulva! The chili is made using firm silicone, so if you love soft, squishy dildos, this won’t be the one for you, but it’s amazing for anyone that loves a firm touch.

5 Wide Girth

SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo

Design:

Rating: Eggplant was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Eggplant was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
Quality:

Rating: Eggplant was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Eggplant was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Eggplant was rated 5 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Eggplant .

5.0/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Eggplant was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

The sexual innuendo is strong in this one! We all know what it means! But now it’s not only an emoji — you can enjoy an eggplant for real! Made from deliciously soft silicone with a bulbous end, the eggplant dildo delivers a wonderfully full sensation. As your body warms the dildo, the color transforms from a deep purple to a vivid blue.

SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo test
Recommended for the intermediate user

The SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo was rated 60 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for someone with some experience

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Eggplant if you...
You should buylove girthy toys
You should buyprefer smooth textures
You should buyenjoy soft silicone
You should NOT buy the Eggplant if you...
You should NOT buyare new penetrative toys
You should NOT buywant a firm dildo
You should NOT buyare looking for an anal dildo
Features
Length7.9 inches
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.6 - 2.4 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin 
Pros
ProsSatisfying girth
ProsCheeky eggplant design
ProsSoft silicone
ProsBulbous tip for extreme feelings of fullness
ProsColor changing
Cons
ConsToo thick for those with less experience
Conclusion

Usually it’s the eggplant getting stuffed, but not this time! This girthy, soft dildo is perfect for anyone that loves a full feeling sensation and is great to clench around. As the dildo is 2.4 inches at it’s widest point, this is definitely one for those with more experience of girthy toys and you will want to use a good amount of lubrication to help things along!

6 Textured

Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo

Design:

Rating: Corn on the Cob was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Corn on the Cob was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

95/100
Quality:

Rating: Corn on the Cob was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Corn on the Cob was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Corn on the Cob was rated 4.9 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Corn on the Cob.

4.9/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Corn on the Cob was rated 3.5 out of 5, which means it is a top tier sex toy rated amongst the best.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

3.5/5.0

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It’s corn! A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (lube). Corn really has had it’s five minutes fame recently but SelfDelve were ahead of the game with this amazing corn dildo. The intricate, knobbly texture provides teasing stimulation as you move the dildo in and out or round and round. The soft silicone also changes from dark to light yellow with heat.

Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo test
Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner

The Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Corn on the Cob if you...
You should buylove textured dildos
You should buyprefer a softer dildo
You should buywant a dildo for grinding against
You should NOT buy the Corn on the Cob if you...
You should NOT buywant a firm dildo
You should NOT buyprefer smooth dildos
You should NOT buywant an anal dildo
Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo features
Features
Length7.9 inches
Insertable length6.5 inches
Diameter1.6 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
ProsDelicious textures add stimulation
ProsGreat for internal or external stimulation
ProsSoft silicone
ProsColor changes when warm
Cons
ConsToo soft for some
Conclusion

This is by far the best option for anyone who loves a textured dildo — the kernels create a rippling sensation as they glide in and out. The soft silicone also makes this feel even better and prevents it from being too intense. As well as feeling great internally, the texture of corn dildo can feel fantastic for external clitoral stimulation. The color change is more subtle in this dildo as it only changes from dark to light yellow.

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Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo

Design:

Rating: Asparagus was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

100/100
Ease of Use:

Rating: Asparagus was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

90/100
Quality:

Rating: Asparagus was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

100/100
Price:

Rating: Asparagus was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is very expensive.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

Medium
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Bedbible rating:

Rating: Asparagus was rated 4.8 out of 5, which means it is amongst the absolute best of toys that I can absolutely recommend you try out.

What it is: The Bedbible rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. 1 indicates a very bad product, while 5 indicate a very good product. It is the overall rating given by our tester which makes it a very subjective score of the Asparagus.

4.8/5.0

User rating:

Rating: Asparagus was rated 0 out of 5, which means it is a very bad product.

What it is: The User rating is indicated by 1-5 stars. The score is an aggregated rating of all online ratings. We find and aggregate all ratings based on a weighting system that takes into account how many reviews are available at each source.

N/A

The textured tip of this asparagus dildo feels fantastic for clitoral or g-spot stimulation. Made from firm silicone, the dildo holds its shape, making it great for a firm massage. At 9.3 inches long, you can also explore deeper stimulation for some A-spot pleasure! The asparagus has a purple tip and green stem at room temperature that changes to a light green when heated.

Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo test
Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo features
Recommended for the beginner

The Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo was rated 20 out of 100 meaning that it is most suitable for a complete beginner

BeginnerIntermediateAdvanced
You should buy the Asparagus if you...
You should buyenjoy textured dildos
You should buyprefer a slim design
You should buywant a firm dildo
You should NOT buy the Asparagus if you...
You should NOT buywant a feeling of fullness
You should NOT buyprefer a soft dildo
You should NOT buywant a rounded tip
Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo features
Features
Length9.3 inches
Diameter0.9 - 1.4 inches
WaterproofYes 
MaterialsSilicone 
Storage Bag IncludedStorage tin 
Pros
ProsFirm, slim wand style dildo
ProsTapered tip
ProsTextured tip for unique sensations
ProsColor changing
Cons
ConsTip might be too pointy for some
ConsSlim design won't suit all tastes
Conclusion

This is definitely a more unusual texture when it comes to dildos with most of the texture concentrated in the tip. While this might not be to everyone’s liking, it can feel great when massaged over your g-spot or clitoris. The firm, thin design makes it easy to explore deep targeted stimulation of the A-spot as well.

Comparison of the 7 best SelfDelve Dildos

Marshmallow
Marshmallow
Curved Banana
Curved Banana
Curved Cucumber
Curved Cucumber
Pepper
Pepper
Eggplant
Eggplant
Corn on the Cob
Corn on the Cob
Asparagus
Asparagus
BestTest Winner Beginners G-Spot Cervix Wide Girth Textured null
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 - - - - 4.2 / 5.0 -
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
from 2 users
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from 2 users
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PriceMedium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium Medium
Design100 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
Ease of use95 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100 85 / 100 100 / 100 95 / 100 90 / 100
Quality100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100 100 / 100
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Length8.75 inches9 inches10.6 inches9.25 inches7.9 inches7.9 inches9.3 inches
Insertable length7.75 inches6.3 inches9 inches8 inches6.5 inches6.5 inches-
Diameter1.6 inches1.3 - 1.6 inches0.9 - 1.6 inches1 - 2 inches1.6 - 2.4 inches1.6 inches0.9 - 1.4 inches
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
MaterialsSilicone Silicone Silicone Silicone Silicone Silicone Silicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin Storage tin Storage tin Storage Tin Storage Tin Storage tin Storage tin
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Self Delve Anal Plug

Given the realism and the fact that most fruits and veggies don’t come with a flared base for anal safe play, most of Selfdelve’s toys are only suitable for external or vaginal play. However, they do have an incredibly cute mushroom butt plug!

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug

It might not be the magic kind of mushroom but this beautiful butt plug will take your tush on a trip! This slim butt plug is made from color-changing silicone that transforms to a yellow color with your body heat!

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Why Choose a Veggie dildo?

Even after seeing all of these amazing designs, you might be thinking but why would I want a dildo that looks like a vegetable? While having your way with a Selfdelve dildo doesn’t count as one of your five a day, there are plenty of other reasons to bag yourself a food-based dildo!

Explore a food play safely

Explore a food play safely

Explore a food play safely