Selfdelve – The 6 Best Dildos for Getting Frisky with Food

Isabelle Uren
by Isabelle UrenUpdated:

Rustle a whole feast of fun with SelfDelve’s incredible range of realistic fruit and veg dildos. Playing with your food never felt so good! In this review, we’ll give you the low down on our favorite SelfDelve dildos that really do look good enough to eat.

Test Winner5.0Marshmallow rating 5.0
Beginners5.0Curved Banana  rating 5.0
G-Spot4.8Curved Cucumber rating 4.8
Cervix 4.7Pepper rating 4.7
Wide Girth5.0Eggplant  rating 5.0
Textured4.2Corn on the Cob rating 4.2
4.8Asparagus rating 4.8
MarshmallowCurved Banana Curved CucumberPepperEggplant Corn on the CobAsparagus
MarshmallowCurved Banana Curved CucumberPepperEggplant Corn on the CobAsparagus
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  • Pretty, playful design
  • Soft silicone
  • Pronounced textures
  • Comes with a storage tin
  • Not anal safe
  • Can get slippery with lube
  • Deep curve for g-spot pleasure
  • Heat reactive color change
  • Fun discreet design
  • Comes with a storage tin
  • Not anal safe
  • Might be too curved for some
  • Intense curve for targeted g-spot stimulation
  • Color changes with heat
  • Light texture
  • Fun, realistic design
  • Too long for beginners
  • Curve might be too intense for some
  • Spicy and discreet design
  • Tapered tip for pinpoint massage
  • Perfect for cervix stimulation
  • Firm silicone
  • Color changes with body heat
  • Tip might be too pointy for some
  • Unusual shape won't suit all tastes
  • Satisfying girth
  • Cheeky eggplant design
  • Soft silicone
  • Bulbous tip for extreme feelings of fullness
  • Color changing
  • Too thick for those with less experience
  • Delicious textures add stimulation
  • Great for internal or external stimulation
  • Soft silicone
  • Color changes when warm
  • Too soft for some
  • Firm, slim wand style dildo
  • Tapered tip
  • Textured tip for unique sensations
  • Color changing
  • Tip might be too pointy for some
  • Slim design won't suit all tastes

How Did We Review these SelfDelve Dildos

There’s a lot that goes into writing a round up review as we want to equip you with as much useful information as possible, so you can find a dildo that you will love! We put over 20 hours into writing this review alone! On top of all of our standard ratings, there were some special considerations when reviewing these SelfDelve dildos:

  • How firm is the dildo?
  • How intense are the textural details?
  • Is designed to target a specific erogenous zone?
  • Who is the size best suited to?
How Did We Review these SelfDelve Dildos
Read more about how we test products.

Reviews of the 7 best SelfDelve Dildos

Test Winner SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo

5.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

5.0/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

5.0/5.0

Based on user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the SelfDelve Marshmallow Silicone Sweets Dildo

Indulge in some sweet seduction with this beautiful marshmallow from SelfDelve. The soft, squishy dildo feels incredible to squeeze, and the colorful twists add some delicious texture that pleases with every movement. This sweet treat is made from body-safe silicone and comes in it’s very own storage tin.

Pros

  • Pretty, playful design
  • Soft silicone
  • Pronounced textures
  • Comes with a storage tin

Cons

  • Not anal safe
  • Can get slippery with lube

Verdict

Did you ever see a more delicious looking dildo! Whether you have a food fetish or just love a cute design, this marshmallow dildo is a dream! The twisting texture is deep enough that you can really feel it and get a good massage as you move it. The end can become a little slippery if you get lube on it, but aside from that, this is an amazing dildo!

Buy, if you...

  1. love a sweet treat!
  2. prefer softer silicone dildos
  3. want a dildo for vaginal use
  4. enjoy dildos with pronounced textures

Don't buy, if you...

  1. prefer a firmer dildo
  2. want an anal safe dildo

Beginners SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo

5.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

5.0/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

0/5.0

Based on user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the SelfDelve Curved Banana Dildo

Get fruity with SelfDelve’s banana dildo! This curved beauty is designed to please your g-spot with a delicious massage. With a medium firmness and smaller size, this banana dildo is a great beginner’s option. Plus you can watch the banana ripen from green to yellow as it changes color with your body temperature.

Pros

  • Deep curve for g-spot pleasure
  • Heat reactive color change
  • Fun discreet design
  • Comes with a storage tin

Cons

  • Not anal safe
  • Might be too curved for some

Verdict

Ah the banana — the most sexually suggestive of all the fruits! This curved dildo makes it really easy to target the front wall of your vagina for some great g-spot stimulation. It’s also pretty funny to watch the color ‘ripen’ — what a super power! The size is unintimidating and is suitable for anyone who has some experience of penetration, either with a dildo or penis.

Buy, if you...

  1. love a curved g-spot dildo
  2. like the idea of a color changing dildo
  3. enjoy a medium firm dildo

Don't buy, if you...

  1. want a dildo for anal use
  2. don't enjoy a pronounced curve
  3. prefer a full feeling

G-Spot SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo

4.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.8/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

0/5.0

Based on user reviews

95/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the SelfDelve Curved Cucumber Dildo

Enjoy deep stimulation with this curved cucumber dildo. Measuring 0.9 inches in diameter at the narrowest point and 1.6 inches at the widest point and a juicy 10 inches long, this dildo has a lot to offer! The design has a light texture that adds a subtle layer of stimulation and adds to the realism of the cucumber. Made with SelfDelve’s medium firm silicone, the cucumber dildo is firm but flexible.

Pros

  • Intense curve for targeted g-spot stimulation
  • Color changes with heat
  • Light texture
  • Fun, realistic design

Cons

  • Too long for beginners
  • Curve might be too intense for some

Verdict

This dildo has a similar diameter to the banana dildo, but it’s longer and has a more intense curve, making it more intense to use and best suited to those with some experience who are looking for a long dildo for deeper penetration. The design is super realistic and like SelfDelve’s other dildos, it changes color from dark to light green as it heats up. The textural details on the cucumber are very subtle and can’t be felt so much when in use.

Buy, if you...

  1. love intense g-spot stimulation
  2. are looking for deeper penetration
  3. prefer light textures

Don't buy, if you...

  1. prefer a shorter toy

Cervix SelfDelve Pepper Dildo

4.7/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.7/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.7/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

0/5.0

Based on user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: SelfDelve Pepper Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

85/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: SelfDelve Pepper Dildo was rated 85 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: SelfDelve Pepper Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

Price ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice ratingPrice rating
PricePrice

Rating: SelfDelve Pepper Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the SelfDelve Pepper Dildo

Can you handle the spice? Turn up the heat with this hot chili dildo! The thin tapered tip measures just 0.5 inches, and at 9.25 inches long, is perfect for exploring deeper stimulation of the a-spot or cervix. The diameter increases down the shaft, reaching a satisfying 1.75 inches at the widest point. Enjoy watching the color transform from red to orange as the your body heats the silicone.

Pros

  • Spicy and discreet design
  • Tapered tip for pinpoint massage
  • Perfect for cervix stimulation
  • Firm silicone
  • Color changes with body heat

Cons

  • Tip might be too pointy for some
  • Unusual shape won't suit all tastes

Verdict

This is the perfect sex toy for all the spice lovers out there! The irregular shape can feel a little unusual and probably won’t suit anyone looking for a full feeling but it is great for targeted stimulation. This is the absolute only time I would recommend putting a chili anywhere near your vulva! The chili is made using firm silicone, so if you love soft, squishy dildos, this won’t be the one for you, but it’s amazing for anyone that loves a firm touch.

Buy, if you...

  1. love a bit of spice!
  2. want to explore deep vaginal stimulation
  3. enjoy targeted, pinpoint stimulation

Don't buy, if you...

  1. prefer a rounded or bulbous tip
  2. want a soft dildo
  3. want an anal dildo
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Wide Girth SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo

5.0/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

5.0/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

5/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

0/5.0

Based on user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

100/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the SelfDelve Eggplant Dildo

The sexual innuendo is strong in this one! We all know what it means! But now it’s not only an emoji — you can enjoy an eggplant for real! Made from deliciously soft silicone with a bulbous end, the eggplant dildo delivers a wonderfully full sensation. As your body warms the dildo, the color transforms from a deep purple to a vivid blue.

Pros

  • Satisfying girth
  • Cheeky eggplant design
  • Soft silicone
  • Bulbous tip for extreme feelings of fullness
  • Color changing

Cons

  • Too thick for those with less experience

Verdict

Usually it’s the eggplant getting stuffed, but not this time! This girthy, soft dildo is perfect for anyone that loves a full feeling sensation and is great to clench around. As the dildo is 2.4 inches at it’s widest point, this is definitely one for those with more experience of girthy toys and you will want to use a good amount of lubrication to help things along!

Buy, if you...

  1. love girthy toys
  2. prefer smooth textures
  3. enjoy soft silicone

Don't buy, if you...

  1. are new penetrative toys
  2. want a firm dildo
  3. are looking for an anal dildo
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Textured Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo

4.2/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.2/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.9/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

3.5/5.0

Based on user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

95/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo was rated 95 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Self Delve Corn on the Cob Silicone Dildo

It’s corn! A big lump with knobs. It has the juice (lube). Corn really has had it’s five minutes fame recently but SelfDelve were ahead of the game with this amazing corn dildo. The intricate, knobbly texture provides teasing stimulation as you move the dildo in and out or round and round. The soft silicone also changes from dark to light yellow with heat.

Pros

  • Delicious textures add stimulation
  • Great for internal or external stimulation
  • Soft silicone
  • Color changes when warm

Cons

  • Too soft for some

Verdict

This is by far the best option for anyone who loves a textured dildo — the kernels create a rippling sensation as they glide in and out. The soft silicone also makes this feel even better and prevents it from being too intense. As well as feeling great internally, the texture of corn dildo can feel fantastic for external clitoral stimulation. The color change is more subtle in this dildo as it only changes from dark to light yellow.

Buy, if you...

  1. love textured dildos
  2. prefer a softer dildo
  3. want a dildo for grinding against

Don't buy, if you...

  1. want a firm dildo
  2. prefer smooth dildos
  3. want an anal dildo

Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo

4.8/5

Overall RatingBedbible Rating

Overall Rating

4.8/5.0

Bedbible Rating:

4.8/5.0

Reviewed by: 

Isabelle Uren

User Ratings:

0/5.0

Based on user reviews

100/100
DesignBeginner

Rating: Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is designed absolutely incredible.

What it is: The design rating takes into account the shape of the toy in both a visual and ergonomic perspective. We ask our reviewers to rate the overall feeling of the SelfDelve Dildo.

90/100
Ease of UseEase of Use

Rating: Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo was rated 90 out of 100, which means it is extremely easy to use and worked very well.

What it is: The Ease of Use rating is a score given on how easy the toy is to operate and use. Aspects that are considered is the suitability for different kinds of people, intuitiveness, and potential learning curve of using the product for pleasure (or pain).

100/100
QualityQuality

Rating: Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo was rated 100 out of 100, which means it is one of the absolute top quality toys.

What it is: The Quality rating is a score that takes into account the quality of the materials used in the toy, how well it was manufactured, the safety, durability and overall quality feel of the toy.

Pricey

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PricePrice

Rating: Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo was rated 4 out of 5, which means it is in the premium price range.

What it is: The Price rating is indicated by 1-5 price icons. 1 indicate a very cheap product, while 5 indicate a very expensive product. The rating is a relative score compared to other similar toys.

BeginnerBeginner

Beginner: Suited for those new to the world of sex toys. These products are designed with simplicity and ease of use in mind, providing a gentle introduction to enhance your experiences. Whether you're exploring for the first time or looking for something straightforward, these items are a perfect starting point.

IntermediateIntermediate

Intermediate: Tailored for individuals who have some familiarity with sex toys and are looking to explore further. These products offer a balance between comfort and new sensations, allowing you to expand your horizons and discover new pleasures. Ideal for those ready to take the next step in their journey.

AdvancedAdvanced

Advanced: Designed for the experienced and adventurous. These products cater to those who are well-acquainted with sex toys and are seeking more intense or diverse sensations. If you're looking to push boundaries and explore the depths of pleasure, these items are crafted just for you.

A Closer Look at the Self Delve Asparagus Silicone Dildo

The textured tip of this asparagus dildo feels fantastic for clitoral or g-spot stimulation. Made from firm silicone, the dildo holds its shape, making it great for a firm massage. At 9.3 inches long, you can also explore deeper stimulation for some A-spot pleasure! The asparagus has a purple tip and green stem at room temperature that changes to a light green when heated.

Pros

  • Firm, slim wand style dildo
  • Tapered tip
  • Textured tip for unique sensations
  • Color changing

Cons

  • Tip might be too pointy for some
  • Slim design won't suit all tastes

Verdict

This is definitely a more unusual texture when it comes to dildos with most of the texture concentrated in the tip. While this might not be to everyone’s liking, it can feel great when massaged over your g-spot or clitoris. The firm, thin design makes it easy to explore deep targeted stimulation of the A-spot as well.

Buy, if you...

  1. enjoy textured dildos
  2. prefer a slim design
  3. want a firm dildo

Don't buy, if you...

  1. want a feeling of fullness
  2. prefer a soft dildo
  3. want a rounded tip

Comparison of the 7 best SelfDelve Dildos

BestTest Winner Beginners G-Spot Cervix Wide Girth Textured null
Overall score5.0 / 5.0 - - - - 4.2 / 5.0 -
Bedbible rating5.0 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0 4.7 / 5.0 5.0 / 5.0 4.9 / 5.0 4.8 / 5.0
User rating5 / 5.0
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Length8.75 inches9 inches10.6 inches9.25 inches7.9 inches7.9 inches9.3 inches
Insertable length7.75 inches6.3 inches9 inches8 inches6.5 inches6.5 inches-
Diameter1.6 inches1.3 - 1.6 inches0.9 - 1.6 inches1 - 2 inches1.6 - 2.4 inches1.6 inches0.9 - 1.4 inches
WaterproofYes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
MaterialsSilicone Silicone Silicone Silicone Silicone Silicone Silicone
Storage Bag IncludedStorage Tin Storage tin Storage tin Storage Tin Storage Tin Storage tin Storage tin
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Self Delve Anal Plug

Given the realism and the fact that most fruits and veggies don’t come with a flared base for anal safe play, most of Selfdelve’s toys are only suitable for external or vaginal play. However, they do have an incredibly cute mushroom butt plug!

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug

Self Delve Fly Agaric Silicone Butt Plug

It might not be the magic kind of mushroom but this beautiful butt plug will take your tush on a trip! This slim butt plug is made from color-changing silicone that transforms to a yellow color with your body heat!

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Why Choose a Veggie dildo?

Even after seeing all of these amazing designs, you might be thinking but why would I want a dildo that looks like a vegetable? While having your way with a Selfdelve dildo doesn’t count as one of your five a day, there are plenty of other reasons to bag yourself a food-based dildo!

Explore a food play safely

Explore a food play safely

Explore a food play safely
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We’ve all heard of someone using a banana or a cucumber in a pinch. And for some people, food has a certain sexual appeal. Unfortunately, using real food as a dildo comes with some serious risks. Purpose-made silicone dildos, on the other hand, are a safe way to have sex with food!

Discreet

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The artistry in Selfdelve’s dildo is incredible and you would be hard pushed to guess these were dildos. You don’t know unless you know, ya know!

Interesting textures

Interesting textures

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Fruits and veggies have lots interesting textural details like bumpy corn on the cob or asparagus leaves! These details add extra pleasing sensations as you move the dildo.

Fun

Fun

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And maybe the most obvious reason of all! They are so much fun! Sex should be playful and what better way than with a mushroom butt plug or eggplant dildo, especially ones that change color with your body heat!

FAQ

How firm are SelfDelve dildos?
There are three different types of silicone used in SelfDelve dildos — soft, medium, and firm.
What lube can I use with SelfDelve dildos?
SelfDelve recommend using the Pjur water-based lubricants as these have been tested but any water-based lubrication is fine to use!
How do the SelfDelve dildos change color?
SelfDelve add thermochromic pigments to their silicone, which changes color when heated by your body or in warm water.

What is a Selfdelve Dildo?

SelfDelve make high-quality silicone dildos and sex toys that look exactly food. While their main focus is dildos, they also make butt plugs, sleeves, and ball gags. They have three ranges — the Garden of Eden range features fruit and vegetable dildos, and the Silicone Sweets range has delicious candy themed sex toys! These dildos don't only look delicious, they feel incredible too! The range has interesting textures that add delicious stimulation. Not to mention, they are incredibly discreet!

Author
Isabelle Uren
Isabelle Uren

Site Manager | Aiming to empower people to embrace sexual pleasure one sex toy at a time or two, whatever takes your fancy! As well researching and writing about all things sex, I have studied Tantra and am currently studying towards becoming a psychosexual therapist. My life philosophy is the three Ms approach — meditation, masturbation, and mmm a good cup of tea!

Age: 32
Gender: Female
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual
Sex toy experience: Experienced
All-time favorite sex toy: Doxy Die Cast
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